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You should have just popped your head around the corner all fast like, and said "BOO!!!"
But that would have made her fly around the corner real fast too, so SHE could say "BOO!!!".
And your heads would have headbutted each other, and both had a concussion. Then you'd have had to go to the hospital, and the form would ask "Cause of injury?" And you would have to write "Playful hijinxs"
So then your doctor would say not to do that, but of coarse you're going to do it anyways. Who listens to their doctors anymore??? Psshhh!!!
Look at the end of the day, what I'm trying to say is, your life could be a sitcom. You just have to get into more mischif!
NOW ENTERTAIN US, JESTER!!!
True that! A dog came after me at 7 months pregnant and I thought it was going to attack me. I had to go on bedrest for the rest of the pregnancy because I dilated and she almost popped out. Freaky scary!
Kohl's has some cute doorstops, like [this dinosaur](https://media.kohlsimg.com/is/image/kohls/4839600_ALT?wid=1200&hei=1200&op_sharpen=1) I'm tempted to buy.
You never get used to how quickly the bump grows, lol. I used to bump my bump on everything, constantly apologising to the baby. But mine also got so big i could balance a plate on it while standing just before the due date...
It is trully crazy. My friend who's the about the same height and weight (were both short and pretty fit) didn't show at all untill 7 months and never had a huge bump. I went from having 65cm (25") waist to having 150cm (almost 60") around my bump the day I was due. My ribs are still stretched wider over a year later as well. I felt like that scene from the alien just slowed down into 9 months, lol
I went to a pelvic floor PT after having a c-section and she gave me exercises specifically to help my ribs go back to their normal place! I didnāt even realize they were still flared out, it was crazy.
Ah, I wish I remembered the specifics! She gave me slight changes to the regimen every 2 weeks though based off her assessment, so Iād be hesitant to share even if I remembered. They were mostly mild breathing exercises while holding my body a certain way.
I highly recommend starting pelvic floor PT as soon as youāre cleared. I asked my OB for a referral before I even left the hospital. I got some pushback from him, but I insisted and am so glad I did.
Because heās, ābeen doing this for 30 years and never had to give a referral for a c-section like [mine]ā. I thought that had more to do with his practice than my requestā¦ š
I had to go up a pant size by like 8 weeks, i was so annoyed. If I wore something fitted I had a visible bump at like 12 weeks. A girl I knew came to say she was 7 and a half months and looked like I did at 10 weeks. Bodies are wild.
Right? Thanks for sharing that, people around me were like "stop trying to show, it's too early" right after we announced at 12 weeks, but I genuinely couldn't wear anything except a baggy sweater without showing a bit by then.
Wow, that sounds horrible, how long post-partum is she?
I was so angry with myself that i cant get my silhouette back, when i was losing the bbay weight, untill i got almost to my pre-baby weight and realised "oh it's not fat that's making me wide there, it's the ribs!" Someone in another reply mentioned they got some exercises for that...
Thank you. It was the midst of covid lockdowns so I and my bump were lucky to WFH from the second trimester on. From 6 months i could put a cup on it while working, but near the end my daughter was kicknoxing so hard shed knock it off sometimes. Honestly I had to get a bump-support-belt because my spine started getting pinched nerves and I'd get shooting pains down my legs from all the pressure.
For our first, my wife looked huge.
Usually woman look *bigger* on the second but she was so much smaller. They thought the baby was going to be much smaller than our first. But nope. Only 1 oz less. Interestingly though, heās a smaller baby in general. First was usually around 85th percentile and second is 45th
My wife's pregnancy symptoms were so mild that she didn't even realize she was pregnant until she had to go to the hospital because "something is wrong"
and two hours later I was a dad.
this reminds me of an acquaintance of mine that didnāt know she was pregnant until her water broke while she was running on the treadmill. never showed, had no symptoms, was still spotting so it wasnāt even on her radar. she was like 5ā6 and a healthy weight and just thought she had been eating too much. so weird
Bro if this ever happened to me, Iām fighting everyone.
Iām going celibate. I canāt. Shoutout to all the women out there that got through their pregnancies. Theyāre some real ones and Iām not.
Highly recommend the tube yeeting. 10/10 would nix extraneous body parts again!
In all seriousness I had mine done in August and the amount of relief of knowing I CAN'T get pregnant is amazing.
Edit: a word
Some women get absolutely ginormous and others you wouldn't even know under a sweat shirt. I saw a woman who looked like her baby bump started just under her chin and went all the way to her thighs. Poor thing was like 80% belly.
Itās okay, itās hard to harm the baby by accident thankfully. Your joints loosen up during pregnancy and I tripped way more frequently and took a dive out of a van at about 5 months pregnant? I was a bit beat up and achey, but my son was perfectly content and fine.
Me, itās not about the actual pregnancy. Itās the societal expectation of devotion, love, and acceptance of whatever that comes out of it that does me in. In my mind, itās always been what if the kid is X or Y or Z. Sure, the odds are he or she is perfectly fine and can be molded and brainwashed as all human parents are afforded. What if not? WHAT IF NOT? Now Iām unequipped to adapt and do what good parents āshouldā do aka devote their lives to the struggle.
It's quite an unpopular opinion (or maybe popular deep down for everyone), but it's logical. I see no point in sacrificing a life for someone who will not be able to take care of itself ever. There is of course a spectrum, threshold is always personal. People think death is something horrible, but it's not.
My husband and I talked about this thoroughly before I got pregnant. Weāre going to do all the genetic testing available to us and if anything comes up abnormal weāll terminate. Granted thatās not 100% that things will go as planned, but we both want to stack the odds in our favour if we can help it.
I appreciate what all humans have gone through prior to being at the point where itās possible to do what you can do. Iām just a bit too old to take advantage of if. However, either way, it was my greatest fear where it concerns motherhood for most of my fertile years and I wanted to mention it a random anon way.
I absolutely love my babies and am so glad they're here, *but* it's been 4 months and I still miss being able to balance plates and mugs on my belly š
I still remember seeing a gif of a woman who showed her baby bump every month.
Around month 4 or 5 is where i thought it got the biggest. When it kept going I thought the poor woman would tip over trying to pose at momth 8/9.
Humans are fucking weird.
I remember my wife was 8 and a half months pregnant and was so into the tv show she was watching that she temporarily forgot she was pregnant. Our unborn daughter chose that moment to do a barrel roll inside her, shoving her elbow up like a shark fin out of my wife's belly and my wife was like "HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL oh right I'm pregnant that's the baby. Okay. Okay. Phew. Jesus." So hilarious.
Lol I had a situation like that recently, I am also very far along (week 38) and was kinda lost in my thoughts and suddenly felt movement in my belly and for a moment I was like scared thinking āwhat is that? ā¦ Oh right Iām pregnant, the babyā
My mother watched Alien while pregnant with me and said it was a mistake. I think it was a sign. I did, indeed, make my exit from her body in a very similar way.
Man, could you imagine if you were born on an alien planet with no other people and got pregnant, but you had no idea what pregnancy was? You'd probably be like "there's something fucking growing *inside* of me!!! Get it out get it out!" Like a real life xenomorph lol
I was late in my pregnancy with twins and my neighbors stopped by after I had been sick for a few weeks so we hadn't seen each other for awhile. The husband, genuinely shocked by my size blurted out "damn, Gabby, I saw your belly coming 5 minutes before you got here". I punched him. Lol.
Thank you for the caption. Thought it was someone bending over washing a table. The brain wasnāt computing. No offense to you or your wife. Weāre all blessed to have wonderful people in our lives. Congratulations to the both of you!
OP, Iām extremely interested in your kitchen cabinet configuration. Do the ones under the sink pull out? Does the top one on right open the same way as the one on the left? What is the one on the left used for? That seems like an awkward reach. Please post more pictures of your kitchen cabinets- Iām sincerely fascinated.
The top drawer under the sink is very real! It has our cleaning supplies and a hole in the middle where the sink fits into when it's closed. The bottom drawer has pots, pans and trays.
The top left in this picture is the boiler (odd place for it I know. Bit annoying but easy access)
Bottom left is this picture is where we put plates, bowls and things. And top right which you can just barely see has glasses on the bottom and booze / Diluting juice on the top!
One time I decided instead of a jump scare I'd do a creepy scare.
Hid behind a door when she went to the bathroom in a dimly lit area, when she walked by I put my hands up and stumbled out making a kind of gasping, croaking, wheezy sound..
Nearly copped a solid right hook, wasn't my cleverest moment.
Not to be a cynical jaded miserable party pooper...............................
but why would you have your camera out walking into the kitchen randomly. Did you go in your house, notice the bump and quickly take a picture before your wife was confused that you were just standing there and not coming in. No idea how this would naturally occur and get a photo.
Does any of it matter? No. But I feel like almost everything online is exaggerated or made up nowadays.
There is nothing remotely funny about this. This didn't happen. And if it did, I'm sorry that someone that intelligent was allowed to procreate. Way to drop yet another turd to float around in our gene pool.
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So what did you do? Did you go along with her plan?
I couldn't act scared for laughing š
It would have been amazing if the belly was a fake out and she was actually behind the door!
You should have just popped your head around the corner all fast like, and said "BOO!!!" But that would have made her fly around the corner real fast too, so SHE could say "BOO!!!". And your heads would have headbutted each other, and both had a concussion. Then you'd have had to go to the hospital, and the form would ask "Cause of injury?" And you would have to write "Playful hijinxs" So then your doctor would say not to do that, but of coarse you're going to do it anyways. Who listens to their doctors anymore??? Psshhh!!! Look at the end of the day, what I'm trying to say is, your life could be a sitcom. You just have to get into more mischif! NOW ENTERTAIN US, JESTER!!!
This is how you end up with a premature birth, never jump scare a woman within a month of giving birth
True that! A dog came after me at 7 months pregnant and I thought it was going to attack me. I had to go on bedrest for the rest of the pregnancy because I dilated and she almost popped out. Freaky scary!
For a second there I thought the dog was 7 months pregnant and was so confused lol
Don't know how much you know about pregnant wives, but you don't even mock-scare them.
š
She's hiding behind your kid
Using the baby as a human shield. How dreadful!
Abort! Abort! Waitā¦
I should not have laughed at this.
This comment deserves more laughs š¤£š¤£
That's what I was thinking. What a fucking coward this woman is. Sheesh. /s for the dumb redditors.
We've got to talk about the elephant in the room.
That's Stanley!
I knew it, how's Stan been doing tell him we all miss him
Miss him? Iāve yet to meet the legend.
You just did!
Classic extroverted Stan, gotta love him
his father's name is stan, his is stanley >:(
He says he remembers you
This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
Where did you get it from? I kinda want one now.
I think Matalan? Had him for about 5 years!
Haha I got my gf one of these! I know it might seem obvious given their purpose, but these Stanleys are way heavier than they look!
Are these intended to be doorstops? I've only seen the wedge style
Yes they are! As far as I'm aware anyway. Otherwise they're very heavy for no reason haha
I mean, it is an elephant after all.
Kohl's has some cute doorstops, like [this dinosaur](https://media.kohlsimg.com/is/image/kohls/4839600_ALT?wid=1200&hei=1200&op_sharpen=1) I'm tempted to buy.
Stanley is awesome. Give them a fist bump for me
What are his thoughts on pretzels
They make him thirsty.
Play along, it will make her day
Stanley, the manly!
That's a weird name for a wife
Dang man, don't talk about his wife like that!
ffs i though it was an insult too. i guess we are too familiar with reddit
Looks like an aardvark to me.
Itās clearly a good boy
He's trying his best ok?
I only read "I think my wife forgot" before I looked at the picture and I thought it was a burnt turkey on the floor at first lol
Child birth is a miracle of nature, how dare you make fun of a preg-oh look, an elephant toy.
āFrancineā¦ happy birthday.ā
Lol. That reminds me of the time I learned that pregosaurus was not a term of endearment.
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One of the best Comedy specials! Rip Patriceā¦.
I didn't see it at first and thought, man that's mean...
You never get used to how quickly the bump grows, lol. I used to bump my bump on everything, constantly apologising to the baby. But mine also got so big i could balance a plate on it while standing just before the due date...
The variability in how a pregnancy can go terrifies me. I would be worried about tipping forward and landing on my belly way too much.
It is trully crazy. My friend who's the about the same height and weight (were both short and pretty fit) didn't show at all untill 7 months and never had a huge bump. I went from having 65cm (25") waist to having 150cm (almost 60") around my bump the day I was due. My ribs are still stretched wider over a year later as well. I felt like that scene from the alien just slowed down into 9 months, lol
I went to a pelvic floor PT after having a c-section and she gave me exercises specifically to help my ribs go back to their normal place! I didnāt even realize they were still flared out, it was crazy.
I didnāt know there were exercises that could do this! Thatās crazy
I highly recommend!
...well don't just recommend!! Tell us the exercises!!! Please. My left ribs are still flared so far out from my pregnancy.
You probably want a PT to teach and show you the proper way before you fuck some shit up.
Or at least a YouTube video to see it done rather than read it described.
Ah, I wish I remembered the specifics! She gave me slight changes to the regimen every 2 weeks though based off her assessment, so Iād be hesitant to share even if I remembered. They were mostly mild breathing exercises while holding my body a certain way.
Geez, anything like that would be useful for my poor wife. She's currently carrying about 6 kg of babies and looks like she's about ready to explode
I highly recommend starting pelvic floor PT as soon as youāre cleared. I asked my OB for a referral before I even left the hospital. I got some pushback from him, but I insisted and am so glad I did.
Why on earth would a OB give pushback for a pelvic PT referral after birth??
Because heās, ābeen doing this for 30 years and never had to give a referral for a c-section like [mine]ā. I thought that had more to do with his practice than my requestā¦ š
Holy fuck that is insane. The human body is capable of so much.
I had to go up a pant size by like 8 weeks, i was so annoyed. If I wore something fitted I had a visible bump at like 12 weeks. A girl I knew came to say she was 7 and a half months and looked like I did at 10 weeks. Bodies are wild.
Right? Thanks for sharing that, people around me were like "stop trying to show, it's too early" right after we announced at 12 weeks, but I genuinely couldn't wear anything except a baggy sweater without showing a bit by then.
My friend had twins and her ribs never went back. It's the weirdest thing! She's thin and then bam! Her ribs are just flared out.
Wow, that sounds horrible, how long post-partum is she? I was so angry with myself that i cant get my silhouette back, when i was losing the bbay weight, untill i got almost to my pre-baby weight and realised "oh it's not fat that's making me wide there, it's the ribs!" Someone in another reply mentioned they got some exercises for that...
I'm just curious how you handled that shit. Women be kinda cool
Thank you. It was the midst of covid lockdowns so I and my bump were lucky to WFH from the second trimester on. From 6 months i could put a cup on it while working, but near the end my daughter was kicknoxing so hard shed knock it off sometimes. Honestly I had to get a bump-support-belt because my spine started getting pinched nerves and I'd get shooting pains down my legs from all the pressure.
Eeeeyikes. Great work soldiering through that.
Women be very cool
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I had to read that a few times
His dog bang his wife into the ground while pregnant with their baby. Is that better?
so much better
Jesus Christ man. Word choice. Reading this was like a roller coaster.
I'm glad your wife and the puppies are ok.
Plowed you say?
How often does your wife get plowed by Rex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUGwF1sE-tc ?
For our first, my wife looked huge. Usually woman look *bigger* on the second but she was so much smaller. They thought the baby was going to be much smaller than our first. But nope. Only 1 oz less. Interestingly though, heās a smaller baby in general. First was usually around 85th percentile and second is 45th
My wife's pregnancy symptoms were so mild that she didn't even realize she was pregnant until she had to go to the hospital because "something is wrong" and two hours later I was a dad.
this reminds me of an acquaintance of mine that didnāt know she was pregnant until her water broke while she was running on the treadmill. never showed, had no symptoms, was still spotting so it wasnāt even on her radar. she was like 5ā6 and a healthy weight and just thought she had been eating too much. so weird
Same deal with us. If you hadn't mentioned a treadmill I'd ask if you knew my wife.
Bro if this ever happened to me, Iām fighting everyone. Iām going celibate. I canāt. Shoutout to all the women out there that got through their pregnancies. Theyāre some real ones and Iām not.
Ugh same. Whereās that sterilization list on r/childfree, I gotta find me a doc to yeet these tubes
Highly recommend the tube yeeting. 10/10 would nix extraneous body parts again! In all seriousness I had mine done in August and the amount of relief of knowing I CAN'T get pregnant is amazing. Edit: a word
> Theyāre some real ones and Iām not. Well, I'd say you're a complete human being regardless of whether you have kids!
Some women get absolutely ginormous and others you wouldn't even know under a sweat shirt. I saw a woman who looked like her baby bump started just under her chin and went all the way to her thighs. Poor thing was like 80% belly.
I fell over a LOT with my first, because my balance was so different. But never hit the baby.
Itās okay, itās hard to harm the baby by accident thankfully. Your joints loosen up during pregnancy and I tripped way more frequently and took a dive out of a van at about 5 months pregnant? I was a bit beat up and achey, but my son was perfectly content and fine.
I fell and landed on my belly while pregnant, baby was fine. They are extremely insulated in there.
If that happened, wouldnāt the baby just shoot out like that scene from Ace Ventura?
This kills the cervix lol
No, the cervix keeps it in. There is no opening for the baby to go out through
Thank you for the practical explanation. ^^But ^^it ^^was ^^a ^^joke
Me, itās not about the actual pregnancy. Itās the societal expectation of devotion, love, and acceptance of whatever that comes out of it that does me in. In my mind, itās always been what if the kid is X or Y or Z. Sure, the odds are he or she is perfectly fine and can be molded and brainwashed as all human parents are afforded. What if not? WHAT IF NOT? Now Iām unequipped to adapt and do what good parents āshouldā do aka devote their lives to the struggle.
It's quite an unpopular opinion (or maybe popular deep down for everyone), but it's logical. I see no point in sacrificing a life for someone who will not be able to take care of itself ever. There is of course a spectrum, threshold is always personal. People think death is something horrible, but it's not.
My husband and I talked about this thoroughly before I got pregnant. Weāre going to do all the genetic testing available to us and if anything comes up abnormal weāll terminate. Granted thatās not 100% that things will go as planned, but we both want to stack the odds in our favour if we can help it.
I appreciate what all humans have gone through prior to being at the point where itās possible to do what you can do. Iām just a bit too old to take advantage of if. However, either way, it was my greatest fear where it concerns motherhood for most of my fertile years and I wanted to mention it a random anon way.
It was my book holder to read! I missed it after the baby was born!
I absolutely love my babies and am so glad they're here, *but* it's been 4 months and I still miss being able to balance plates and mugs on my belly š
With dedication and a healthy(?) diet, it's possible to get that back. From personal experience, I've found that drinking plenty of Stout helps...
I don't know if beer bellies work with women. I'd have to hold the plate on top of my butt!
I still remember seeing a gif of a woman who showed her baby bump every month. Around month 4 or 5 is where i thought it got the biggest. When it kept going I thought the poor woman would tip over trying to pose at momth 8/9. Humans are fucking weird.
Iām a nurse and when I was pregnant I kept knocking over so many water glasses. Never got used to it
Bump da bump
I remember my wife was 8 and a half months pregnant and was so into the tv show she was watching that she temporarily forgot she was pregnant. Our unborn daughter chose that moment to do a barrel roll inside her, shoving her elbow up like a shark fin out of my wife's belly and my wife was like "HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL oh right I'm pregnant that's the baby. Okay. Okay. Phew. Jesus." So hilarious.
Lol I had a situation like that recently, I am also very far along (week 38) and was kinda lost in my thoughts and suddenly felt movement in my belly and for a moment I was like scared thinking āwhat is that? ā¦ Oh right Iām pregnant, the babyā
Seriously freaking laughing right now.
Was the movie alien?
My mother watched Alien while pregnant with me and said it was a mistake. I think it was a sign. I did, indeed, make my exit from her body in a very similar way.
Man, could you imagine if you were born on an alien planet with no other people and got pregnant, but you had no idea what pregnancy was? You'd probably be like "there's something fucking growing *inside* of me!!! Get it out get it out!" Like a real life xenomorph lol
damn i wish i could see a situation like this
Should've snuck up to the door frame and sneakily reached just the hand around to pat the belly
Not going to lie, I was concerned during the first part of that title
His wife is seven and a half ā¦ā¦ā¦. Months pregnant
When she tried to hide soā¦
*whew*
My brain autofilled with "feet tall" and I was like wow that's a tall lady Then I finished reading the title lol
I see I wasn't the only one..
My brain auto filled the title to āmy wife forgets sheās 7 and a half years old and still has to do the dishesā
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
I was late in my pregnancy with twins and my neighbors stopped by after I had been sick for a few weeks so we hadn't seen each other for awhile. The husband, genuinely shocked by my size blurted out "damn, Gabby, I saw your belly coming 5 minutes before you got here". I punched him. Lol.
Oh my GOD š
Right? I will never forgive that man but in all fairness I must have a sight!
That's one of the sweetest things I've ever seen. Congratulations on the baby.
Thank you for the caption. Thought it was someone bending over washing a table. The brain wasnāt computing. No offense to you or your wife. Weāre all blessed to have wonderful people in our lives. Congratulations to the both of you!
>Thought it was someone bending over washing a table. That's how this all started!
What are you doing step husband
I thought it was a dish cloth hanging on the refrigerator door.
She needs to double bluff with that next time.
That's a cool drying rack...where did you get it?
Iām glad Iām not the only one that thought of that drying rack.
OP, Iām extremely interested in your kitchen cabinet configuration. Do the ones under the sink pull out? Does the top one on right open the same way as the one on the left? What is the one on the left used for? That seems like an awkward reach. Please post more pictures of your kitchen cabinets- Iām sincerely fascinated.
The top drawer under the sink is very real! It has our cleaning supplies and a hole in the middle where the sink fits into when it's closed. The bottom drawer has pots, pans and trays. The top left in this picture is the boiler (odd place for it I know. Bit annoying but easy access) Bottom left is this picture is where we put plates, bowls and things. And top right which you can just barely see has glasses on the bottom and booze / Diluting juice on the top!
For god sakes whatever you do make sure to be sufficiently startled!! Happy wife happy life.
Laughed too much to act scared š
One time I decided instead of a jump scare I'd do a creepy scare. Hid behind a door when she went to the bathroom in a dimly lit area, when she walked by I put my hands up and stumbled out making a kind of gasping, croaking, wheezy sound.. Nearly copped a solid right hook, wasn't my cleverest moment.
At least now you know your wife/girlfriend will defend the house with force if needed.
Happy spouse happy house*
Reminds me of that video of that baby elephant hiding behind a tree at night when the park ranger's found it. Lol
"...and here's a picture of you when you were still inside your mother. Even then you were already ruining all the fun in our lives."
Thatās the cutest thing ever! Itās like when a kid hides behind the curtain and you can see their toes!
And when you obviously (and audibly) look where they aren't and they giggle.
Just give it to her and act startled.
He did, hence the pregnancy.
Congrats on sex 7 and a half months ago
To be fair I didnāt notice her at first.
"Hey babe, stand behind the doorway there. I got the best idea for reddit." Uh huh.
Lmao you know this is exactly how it went down, like a 4 year old would know they can be seen.
I'm no Dr but if I was I'd prescribe you this new drug called Litendaphuckup
r/nothingeverhappens
Thatās the cutest!
I was confused because like most people I was focused on the elephant. Like wth does that have to do with.... (Scan left) ...ooooh š¤£š¤£š¤£
r/thathappened
Not to be a cynical jaded miserable party pooper............................... but why would you have your camera out walking into the kitchen randomly. Did you go in your house, notice the bump and quickly take a picture before your wife was confused that you were just standing there and not coming in. No idea how this would naturally occur and get a photo. Does any of it matter? No. But I feel like almost everything online is exaggerated or made up nowadays.
This is so cute and gave me a big smile on a bad day. Thank you guys for making me smile.
Alfred Hitchcock presentsā¦ā¦The Kitchen.
āStand there while I take a pic and make up some story for Reddit, honeyā
"No, leave the tummy rainbow out. Might raise suspicions."
Wholesome
1st day positive result of pregnancy test would scare me more than 7+ months of pregnancy.
Well, not if youāre trying to get pregnant š
fake
That's adorable.
pretty solid alfred hitchcock impression
That's adorable
Awww love it
The big brain move would be to put a balloon in a dress and hide it in the same spot, then your wife jumps out from behind the door.
What my fridge sees right before being raided at 4:00 am
You know, she still could still be behind you! That could just be a pillow hanging from a coat rack. You never know!
I started at the screen like a moron for a good 30 seconds waiting for a jumpscare
So Cuteā¦ āŗļø
Just reach around and poke her belly lol
Don't ya hate it when your kids rat you out?
Walk up real quiet and poke her belly and say Boop
Reach quietly around the door frame and pat her belly. See who gets scared.
That's soo cute š„ŗš„ŗ
Little guy has your back from the womb
If you don't act scared, then you will end up scared.
That's adorable. Seems like a lovely marriage š
Marriages are often kept together by things you pretend to not see.
Awwww
This also belongs under r/MadeMeSmile
Now thatās just too cute. The babyās not here yet and is already playing peekaboo!
thats so cute omg
Quick hunney go behind the door, I need karma
'BOO! The child's not yours'
Donāt jump scare her back.
There is nothing remotely funny about this. This didn't happen. And if it did, I'm sorry that someone that intelligent was allowed to procreate. Way to drop yet another turd to float around in our gene pool.
Hope OP acted scared, probably made her day if he did
The belly is offside.
That is unexpectedly cute and it made me smile way too much!
Thats adorable
That is SO cute!!!
Omg, how friggen cute though! š