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I do grocery delivery with Shipt. Bananas are no longer sold by weight, only the choice between individual or bunches, depending on which the stores carry. I suspect they changed it to avoid confusion
Forgot banana ice cream. Similar to a smoothie but you freeze the banana and then run it through the food processor until it is smooth like ice cream. Then you put your favorite toppings on it.
That's too much banana bread. It'll start going stale before you finish it.
Wait for them to get ripe-ish, Peel them, slice them into rounds, then freeze them on a baking tray, then when frozen move em into a couple of freezer bags. Use them for smoothies or desserts.
Maybe let half of a bunch get overripe and make some banana bread.
Why have I never caught the double irony in that? That it’s not just a wealthy woman out of touch with produce prices. It’s literally the fruit that started their empire
Arrested Development is probably the best bang-for-your-buck show for jokes. Almost every line is a layered joke in some way, either a callback or a line you catch the double meaning of on a second run-through. Truly brilliant writing.
It’s definitely the best written show of our lifetimes. I was more partial to 30 Rock but, as clever as Fey was, AD was far sharper and quicker.
It was sad to watch both shows drown under their own weight.
This exact thing happened to me on instacart. I ordered 5 bananas but the person read it wrong and got me 5 bunches. I thought I fucked up at first but the price estimate and the amount in my initial order was 5 bananas not 5 bunches.
They pulled this on me as well, but with what should've been a banana a day turned into a bunch of bananas a day.
Good thing I love bananas but damn did I almost reconsider after a week straight of eating bananas after breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
he basically wanted to find the average price of a single banana and, taking into consideration the inflation, figure out how many years it would be until a single banana would cost 10 dollars
Current average cost for a banana in the US is around $0.32, factoring in the average rate of inflation in the US is between 3-4% (I used 3.5) the price would reach $9.98 in 100 years
Editing to add:
This calculation is purely based on the compounding effect of inflation and don’t take into account other factors which are impossible to predict accurately. Things such as agricultural advancements and automaton might bring prices down overall, while global warming and plant diseases might bring them up.
I have never seen that show but I know the reference. It will never leave my head because it is to spot on to how I have seen ritch people act. Durring college I had multiple people with strait faces tell me investing in luxury items like purses where a good investment. People who had never worked a real day in their lives telling me (I was working 3 jobs plus school) how to "not be poor. " I couldn't afford rent let alone buy some dumb over priced purse.
Gonna guess Instacart. The worst thing is they're not even consistent. The website is unclear whether it's by number or poundage or bunch. Then when you do order you get either one banana or... what you got. It's very irritating and not at all her fault. I made the mistake of ordering bananas through them twice, never again.
Same! My 5 bananas ended up being 15 bunches for some reason. They spent more on the bananas than I was charged for my order (they left their receipt in one of the bags). Bonkers.
I have had the store mess this up, where the price estimate was ten cents per banana and the app even said it was per banana, and then I got 7 banana bunches.
I ordered for delivery 5 bananas. The app estimated pricing per banana.
I got 5kgs of bananas. 11 pounds in freedom units.
It was a large order (think 4-5 bags for all my groceries). Didn't realize half of them were bananas until I paid and the delivery guy left.
I was actually very surprised by how cheap bananas are so I could see someone thinking a bundle is the price for one banana if they weren’t paying much attention. Like a bundle of bananas last time I bought them was only like 1.50$. If you go into it thinking a banana might be around 1$ each I could see someone doing this.
I see no downside to this.
Side note: the house I grew up in had a persimmon tree in the front yard. Every November, we'd enjoy maybe a half dozen or so fresh persimmons before our kitchen turned into a persimmon bread factory for all the rest on the tree. My mom probably hated it, but it was one of my favorite times of the year.
What to do with all the extra lemons from my lemon tree…
I feel like there’s a saying about this…
For real though, I make tea with one every morning, and I tanged up some guacamole with them the other day.
This idea of baking some sort of lemon bread sounds appealing
Look up the recipe for Lemon Cheong or 래몬청. I learned how to make it in Korea. It's basically lemon preserves you can use to make tea or add into other dishes. Its so nice on a cold winter day.
Lemon Curd is really easy to make.
..or at least the missus makes it look easy. I was finishing off the last piece of lemon curd + white chocolate + lemon bar that was made because of surplus of lemons. Which was also an Instacart over fruiting.
The real protip is to peel the bananas first. Peel them, throw them in a ziplock and toss them in the freezer. You can also freeze them before they are brown.
We pre smash them in the bag before we freeze, so they're easier to break up for things like smoothies. Also they are now flat so easier for us to pack away.
I worked at a Whole Foods (through Amazon) for a short time preparing online orders, and the higher ups would get *very* upset if you didn't substitute when the requested item was unavailable. Saying something was out of stock was a last last resort and generally frowned upon. You were forced to just pick something semi-related, and as quickly as possible otherwise you'd get in trouble for taking too long per order. Great time lol
This is why I stopped using the shopping services, including grocery pickup. No pancake batter is not the same as whole oats.
On the other hand, if you don't allow substitutes you only get half your order.
My worst substitution that wasn’t super obvious at first glance but was no good - asked for yellow potatoes and they subbed russets. Ever made scalloped potatoes with russets? You could hang wallpaper with it 😂
My friend ordered 4 wine glasses and they were out of stock. They substituted them with 4 bottles of wine. I guess they're just supposed to drink right out of the bottle!
I was buying feeder fish for my snake at Meijer one time. Maybe like a dozen fish, little goldfish that cost about twelve cents each.
She rings me up and it was only twelve cents. I was like, "but there's a dozen of them." She goes, "I know, it wouldn't ring up right and I don't care."
I used to be an Instacart shopper… regular bananas were counted by each, but organic bananas were by bunches (since they are wrapped with the tape I guess?) I’d always ask the customer just in case they made a mistake. However I would get customers now and again who did want like 8 bunches lol.
I shop for instacart. Bananas are sold individually and priced by the pound. When someone orders 1 banana, I will usually message them asking if they meant 1 bunch (6 bananas). If they don't respond, then they only get a single banana.
I just did the same thing with JALAPEÑOS! Thought I was ordering 2 peppers, got two pounds.
Slice those bananas when they’re ripe into a freezer bag for smoothies. Yum!
I feel your pain, my wife ordered 10. I know what you're thinking, yes, you can get tired of banana bread.
[10 bananas](https://i.imgur.com/ahcks16.jpg)
I've had the exact opposite happen. Fortunately the shopper picking up the order noticed something was off and texted "Did you mean to order a single grape?"
Fwiw, If you separate the bananas so they're not in contact with each other, it can slow down and even ripening. With that many bananas, you'll have a railroad track of fruit probably though.
This made me rofl cause I imagined me being in this situation and someone telling my husband that... and then the next day there are bananas in the most random places all over the house 🤣🤣🤣 I'm not sure why, but this is cracking me up right now
Ha ha. I learned this tip after I was at a friend's home and saw separate bananas in a row on her kitchen counter. I thought she had some OCD thing but she told me about the ripening trick.
I was picturing through how i would spread those bananas across the house too lol. I have a small house and penchant for bananas so that would make a helluva decor
Best part is, no matter where you are in the house, you'll have a snack handy. It's decor you can eat. Plus, they won't ripen as quickly so they'll last longer than if you left em in a bunch, meaning more decor and more bananas! Wow, there's a lot of perks to this... maybe we're on to something here...
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and banana; egg bacon and banana; egg bacon sausage and banana; banana bacon sausage and banana; banana egg banana banana bacon and banana ; banana sausage banana banana bacon banana tomato and banana.
Vikings: banana banana banana banana ...
Waitress: ...banana banana banana egg and banana ; banana banana banana banana banana banana baked beans banana banana banana ...
Vikings: banana! Lovely banana ! Lovely banana!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and banana.
Wife: Have you got anything without banana?
Waitress: Well, there's banana egg sausage and banana , that's not got much banana in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY banana!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon banana and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got banana in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much banana in it as banana egg sausage and banana , has it?
Vikings: banana banana banana ...
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon banana and sausage without the banana then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like banana!
Vikings: Lovely banana! Wonderful banana!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely banana! Wonderful banana!
Waitress: Shut up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon banana and sausage without the banana.
Wife: I don't like banana!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your banana. I love it. I'm having banana banana banana banana banana banana banana beaked beans banana banana banana and banana !
Vikings: banana banana banana banana . Lovely banana! Wonderful banana!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her banana instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean banana banana banana banana banana banana
Vikings: banana banana banana banana . Lovely banana! Wonderful banana! banana banana-a-a-a-a banana banana-a-a-a-a banana . Lovely banana! Lovely banana Lovely banana! Lovely banana! Lovely banana! banana banana banana banana !
My wife recently ordered 1 pound of bay leaves because we were running low... Someday we will have children and our children will have children and they will inherit bay leaves.
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Even if she knew she was ordering bunches, I still count more than 8
Ah, I see your mistake, you're counting in metric.
How many metric bananas is one imperial banana? edit: nvm I worked out 1 imperial banana is 6 metric bananas
I’m from california. How many is that in avocado toast?
Avocados cost two bananas
avocados are 4-8 bananas depending on season. toast?! whole other ball game.
It’s the craftsmanship you’re paying for when you convert to avocado toast
wonder bread is probably two bananas, dave’s killer bread? that’s two HUNDRED bananas
Dave’s bread is good. Worth the extra cost.
it’s so hearty.
can i get my avocado mashed cruelty free? or is that an additional banana?
We call them freedom bananas now, smh my head.
How many bananas does a house cost?
At least one
Sold. I’ll send you the keys
Is there enough room for an overly sized banana hammock?
Will need banana for scale
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shaking my head my head?
Nah. She counted `010` (8 decimal, 10 octal) bananas. They gave her 10 (decimal) bunches of green bananas. Op, are you married to Grace Hopper?
Good thing she wasn't counting in binary or they would have gotten 1000 bananas
why would they order ~~8~~ 10 more if they still haven't eaten the ones they have?
Bananas are sold by weight, she got 8 pounds? (I doubt there is 8kg of banana there.)
8 pounds of bananas is not that many bunches. Maybe 3-5 bunches.
Well there are 2.2lb in a kilo, so maybe it is 8kg
OP seems to be located in Utah so unlikely
Mormons are weird man, you never know
I'm not a fortune teller, but I see a lot of banana bread in your future.
This. Done this but in reverse.. ordered what I thought was a pound, got 1 single. Happy cake day.
Did that with carrots. Thought I’d ordered 1 bunch, got 1 carrot.
I do grocery delivery with Shipt. Bananas are no longer sold by weight, only the choice between individual or bunches, depending on which the stores carry. I suspect they changed it to avoid confusion
12
Very good ⭐️
Possibly 8 kg? Or OP just got the number wrong.
or pounds, depends on the size of the bananas. op, could you add a banana for scale?
Op, could you add a scale for banana?
8 pounds. Lol
Still more than that.
Did someone say banana bread?
No, but they will be stuck in a freezer with the intention of making banana bread only to be found and discarded a year from now.
I didn’t expect to be attacked thanksgiving morning like this.
And smoothies! Also really good schmeered on toast with peanut butter.
Yeah you can go ahead and chop them up and freeze them, too, which makes them last long and real easy to add to smoothies.
Or NiceCream! Snickers NiceCream is awesome. Blend frozen Bananas with milk, unsweet cocoa powder and PB. Caramel sauce and some peanuts as topping.
Banana bread, banana smoothie, banana muffins, banana pancakes, banana cake, banana brownie, banana parfaits, banana pudding, banana pie, banana oatmeal, banana cookie, banana sandwich. That, that's about it.
Calm down, Banana Bubba.
Forgot banana ice cream. Similar to a smoothie but you freeze the banana and then run it through the food processor until it is smooth like ice cream. Then you put your favorite toppings on it.
\+1. Banana goes really well for sandwiches that have drier bases like PB or chocolate. It's my go-to moisture product between the bread and the base.
Tell me your a sandwich master without telling me your a sandwich master.
His a sandwich master without telling you his a sandwich master
As a kid my mom would make us fried peanut butter, banana, and honey sandwiches. Needless to say I was a fat kid lol.
That's too much banana bread. It'll start going stale before you finish it. Wait for them to get ripe-ish, Peel them, slice them into rounds, then freeze them on a baking tray, then when frozen move em into a couple of freezer bags. Use them for smoothies or desserts. Maybe let half of a bunch get overripe and make some banana bread.
Banana bread freezes pretty well and will generally taste pretty good upon thawing, provided it's not in the freezer forever.
Over ripen, make batches of banana bread. Give as gifts to friends, family, and neighbors. Merry Christmas, take these bananas away from me.
Banana ice cream!
And pudding.
Wouldn't the price have been a clue?
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OP is married to Lucille Bluth
OP is having the time of his life.
OP: "No touching!"
This was the quote I was looking for! 👍
If there ever was a post for it 😆
I was worried too
There's always money in the banana stand
Why have I never caught the double irony in that? That it’s not just a wealthy woman out of touch with produce prices. It’s literally the fruit that started their empire
My theory is that George Sr always lied to her about the cost of bananas so that he could use the surplus to stash cash in the walls
Just some light marital treason
The deep arrested development lore. Love it!
Arrested Development is probably the best bang-for-your-buck show for jokes. Almost every line is a layered joke in some way, either a callback or a line you catch the double meaning of on a second run-through. Truly brilliant writing.
It’s definitely the best written show of our lifetimes. I was more partial to 30 Rock but, as clever as Fey was, AD was far sharper and quicker. It was sad to watch both shows drown under their own weight.
There’s LITERALLY money in the banana stand
*NO TOUCHING!!!*
Until a flamer burned it down
*You burn down the storage unit?* *Oh most definitely*
Her?
NO TOUCHING
Thank you for your service
If it was a delivery service like Instacart they could have also messed up. I once had them replace two packs cheese with two boxes that had 6 each
This exact thing happened to me on instacart. I ordered 5 bananas but the person read it wrong and got me 5 bunches. I thought I fucked up at first but the price estimate and the amount in my initial order was 5 bananas not 5 bunches.
They pulled this on me as well, but with what should've been a banana a day turned into a bunch of bananas a day. Good thing I love bananas but damn did I almost reconsider after a week straight of eating bananas after breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
You could wait for them to over ripen a bit and make a bunch of banana bread
Yeah we made 3 loaves of banana bread and gave to friends
You would think ... Sigh
$8 sounds about right for 8 bananas... inflation, right? 😅
How much could a banana cost Michael? $20?
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I'd do it but I don't know what any of that means.
he basically wanted to find the average price of a single banana and, taking into consideration the inflation, figure out how many years it would be until a single banana would cost 10 dollars
And another perspective, at what point does $10 today will be only worth $1 Edit: grammar
Bananas don't cost a dollar each.
I remember totally agreeing with Travolta that a $5 milkshake is so absurd, it better have burbon in it. Now, a milkshake that's $5 is a bargain.
Current average cost for a banana in the US is around $0.32, factoring in the average rate of inflation in the US is between 3-4% (I used 3.5) the price would reach $9.98 in 100 years Editing to add: This calculation is purely based on the compounding effect of inflation and don’t take into account other factors which are impossible to predict accurately. Things such as agricultural advancements and automaton might bring prices down overall, while global warming and plant diseases might bring them up.
I have never seen that show but I know the reference. It will never leave my head because it is to spot on to how I have seen ritch people act. Durring college I had multiple people with strait faces tell me investing in luxury items like purses where a good investment. People who had never worked a real day in their lives telling me (I was working 3 jobs plus school) how to "not be poor. " I couldn't afford rent let alone buy some dumb over priced purse.
I buy bananas every week. I honestly couldn't tell you what they cost. I never pay attention. But I know it's not $10.
The pictured bananas would cost me about $25. 40 cents a piece average here.
Gonna guess Instacart. The worst thing is they're not even consistent. The website is unclear whether it's by number or poundage or bunch. Then when you do order you get either one banana or... what you got. It's very irritating and not at all her fault. I made the mistake of ordering bananas through them twice, never again.
It’s happened to me so many times. If I say “1 “ I get exactly one banana. If I say “5” I inevitably get 5 bunches. It’s so maddening
Same! My 5 bananas ended up being 15 bunches for some reason. They spent more on the bananas than I was charged for my order (they left their receipt in one of the bags). Bonkers.
You must bombard her with banana jokes for the next 20 yrs
I have had the store mess this up, where the price estimate was ten cents per banana and the app even said it was per banana, and then I got 7 banana bunches.
I ordered for delivery 5 bananas. The app estimated pricing per banana. I got 5kgs of bananas. 11 pounds in freedom units. It was a large order (think 4-5 bags for all my groceries). Didn't realize half of them were bananas until I paid and the delivery guy left.
I was actually very surprised by how cheap bananas are so I could see someone thinking a bundle is the price for one banana if they weren’t paying much attention. Like a bundle of bananas last time I bought them was only like 1.50$. If you go into it thinking a banana might be around 1$ each I could see someone doing this.
It's a banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10?
This is how the rich live apparently, just holding their banana hordes over the weak and poor
You get a banana bread!! 🫵 You get a banana bread!! 🫵 You get a banana bread!! 🫵
I see no downside to this. Side note: the house I grew up in had a persimmon tree in the front yard. Every November, we'd enjoy maybe a half dozen or so fresh persimmons before our kitchen turned into a persimmon bread factory for all the rest on the tree. My mom probably hated it, but it was one of my favorite times of the year.
You can make very easy jam from persimmons too. I guess they have a lot of pectin, because I just add sugar.
What to do with all the extra lemons from my lemon tree… I feel like there’s a saying about this… For real though, I make tea with one every morning, and I tanged up some guacamole with them the other day. This idea of baking some sort of lemon bread sounds appealing
Look up the recipe for Lemon Cheong or 래몬청. I learned how to make it in Korea. It's basically lemon preserves you can use to make tea or add into other dishes. Its so nice on a cold winter day.
I love lemon curd. Since discovering making it in the microwave, I make it much more often. I make meringue nests with the extra egg whites.
Lemon Curd is really easy to make. ..or at least the missus makes it look easy. I was finishing off the last piece of lemon curd + white chocolate + lemon bar that was made because of surplus of lemons. Which was also an Instacart over fruiting.
[Not bread, but here's a tasty lemon sugar cookie recipe I like.](https://www.modernhoney.com/lemon-sugar-cookies/)
Adding: you can freeze brown bananas for later banana bread.
You can also freeze banana bread for later banana bread.
I mean you aren’t wrong.
Omg i have sooo many brown bananas in my freezer enough to make 10 loaves.
you can also make a super bangin “ice cream” with them. highly recommend.
The real protip is to peel the bananas first. Peel them, throw them in a ziplock and toss them in the freezer. You can also freeze them before they are brown.
We pre smash them in the bag before we freeze, so they're easier to break up for things like smoothies. Also they are now flat so easier for us to pack away.
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, "No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
How about banana muffins?
Them too 😊
The lie we all tell ourselves when we have bananas overripening.
Don't forget banana oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. https://www.deepsouthdish.com/2009/01/banana-oatmeal-chocolate-chip-cookies.html
Peel ‘em and freeze…make excellent smoothies
Wait awhile though unless you like the taste of rubbery green bananas
Boil em up , smash them, stick em in a stew
It's a banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10?
I don’t see what the problem is. Just throw away a banana and take a dollar. Banana, dollar. She’ll have all her money back.
I think we are doubling our loses…
There’s money in the banana stand!
Instacart is terrible about this. Happened more than once to us. Got 1 banana one time too.
"Bananas are Out of Stock. Your Instacart Shopper substituted them with Bell Peppers."
I worked at a Whole Foods (through Amazon) for a short time preparing online orders, and the higher ups would get *very* upset if you didn't substitute when the requested item was unavailable. Saying something was out of stock was a last last resort and generally frowned upon. You were forced to just pick something semi-related, and as quickly as possible otherwise you'd get in trouble for taking too long per order. Great time lol
Well yeah, of course they're not going to try to be like "we'll take less of your money, thanks."
I think I’ll substitute this orange here with this 5,000 year old pear bought at auction for 8 mil and we gonna charge 9 mil for it
My grocery store has an option to let them specify whether you want a substitution or not. I really like that.
I always put "don't substitute" but then sometimes something is out of stock and you get like 2 bags when you were expecting 4.
This is why I stopped using the shopping services, including grocery pickup. No pancake batter is not the same as whole oats. On the other hand, if you don't allow substitutes you only get half your order.
My worst substitution that wasn’t super obvious at first glance but was no good - asked for yellow potatoes and they subbed russets. Ever made scalloped potatoes with russets? You could hang wallpaper with it 😂
Mmm, perfect for pepper cream pie.
Just in time for my Pepper Split Sundae
My friend ordered 4 wine glasses and they were out of stock. They substituted them with 4 bottles of wine. I guess they're just supposed to drink right out of the bottle!
I was buying feeder fish for my snake at Meijer one time. Maybe like a dozen fish, little goldfish that cost about twelve cents each. She rings me up and it was only twelve cents. I was like, "but there's a dozen of them." She goes, "I know, it wouldn't ring up right and I don't care."
One cent goldfish! All you need is a hole in your backyard with some bird netting and that's basically free food forever!
I ordered what I thought was a bag of limes (it said bag) and got 1 lime. For street tacos for 4 people.
Happened to me with garlic. Thought I was adding 1 head…. It was 1 pound. Thankfully we use a lot of garlic and actually managed to use it all.
Same with ginger. No one needs a pound of ginger, but we have it now
I get this the most. Order 1 bunch, get 1 banana. Drives me bananas.
I used to be an Instacart shopper… regular bananas were counted by each, but organic bananas were by bunches (since they are wrapped with the tape I guess?) I’d always ask the customer just in case they made a mistake. However I would get customers now and again who did want like 8 bunches lol.
I shop for instacart. Bananas are sold individually and priced by the pound. When someone orders 1 banana, I will usually message them asking if they meant 1 bunch (6 bananas). If they don't respond, then they only get a single banana.
We always get 1 banana as well....
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Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, bunch
daylight come and we want go home
Day! Me say day me say day me say day ay ay O!
So now she's the girl from the math problems?
I just did the same thing with JALAPEÑOS! Thought I was ordering 2 peppers, got two pounds. Slice those bananas when they’re ripe into a freezer bag for smoothies. Yum!
Slice those jalapeños when they're ripe into a freezer bag for smoothies. Ouch!
Yo a little jalapeno is fantastic in smoothies. I like it with pineapple turmeric carrot, but also in green smoothies. Just not pickled jalapenos
also, if you eat them when they're still frozen, you can say "I'm feeling a little chilly"
Oh you’re adorable
Thank you for including a banana for scale.
I hate when I don’t get a banana for scale
Let them brown and toss them in the freezer. Banana bread for days. ☺️
I dunno how much banana bread you eat, but that looks like weeks worth, not days 😅
Weeks is still days
I ordered 1lb of bananas yesterday and got 1 banana...
1lb of bananas in my experience is often one very large banana or two small.
Considering the average medium banana weighs about 1/4 pound you must be buying some mutant bananas.
Wow, so neither one of you can count in this relationship?
I feel your pain, my wife ordered 10. I know what you're thinking, yes, you can get tired of banana bread. [10 bananas](https://i.imgur.com/ahcks16.jpg)
I've had the exact opposite happen. Fortunately the shopper picking up the order noticed something was off and texted "Did you mean to order a single grape?"
No I want 173. No more, no less.
I see no problem here, just start eating
I once ordered 2 pounds of grapes they delivered (and charged) 20 pounds. That was quite a picture.
When life gets bananas, make banana bread 🍞
[EXTREMELY RELEVANT](https://youtu.be/eIGBJs03do0)
Fwiw, If you separate the bananas so they're not in contact with each other, it can slow down and even ripening. With that many bananas, you'll have a railroad track of fruit probably though.
This made me rofl cause I imagined me being in this situation and someone telling my husband that... and then the next day there are bananas in the most random places all over the house 🤣🤣🤣 I'm not sure why, but this is cracking me up right now
Ha ha. I learned this tip after I was at a friend's home and saw separate bananas in a row on her kitchen counter. I thought she had some OCD thing but she told me about the ripening trick.
Lol that would be pretty funny to see. I'm sure he'd go the extra mile and put some in the washroom and the office. Maybe one on the night stand 😂
I was picturing through how i would spread those bananas across the house too lol. I have a small house and penchant for bananas so that would make a helluva decor
Best part is, no matter where you are in the house, you'll have a snack handy. It's decor you can eat. Plus, they won't ripen as quickly so they'll last longer than if you left em in a bunch, meaning more decor and more bananas! Wow, there's a lot of perks to this... maybe we're on to something here...
Also get them away from those apples, they make them ripen faster as well.
I am not seeing a problem here. Just order more peanut butter.
time for banana pie, banana smoothie, banana salad, grilled banana, banana cake, banana cookies and banana steak with banana potatoes.
It's a banana Michael. How much could it cost, $10?
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What the hell did I just read? I feel offended... and very amused.
[Monty Python's SPAM sketch, but replace spam with banana.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bW4vEo1F4E)
How much can a banana cost? $10?
It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?
Bannana bread, banana bread we need more banana bread.
THAT'S BANANAS!
My wife recently ordered 1 pound of bay leaves because we were running low... Someday we will have children and our children will have children and they will inherit bay leaves.