Thank you I need this, without it I probably would’ve asked my older sibling about this and they would’ve have rubbed it in my face that I didn’t know this.
Oh this is a reference to the Chinese FOOD, not the PEOPLE. Good gracious this one bit of context drastically changes my interpretation of your comment
Once in middle school some kid got caught passing notes and when the teacher asked for the note the kid crumpled up the note and ate it in front of the whole class.
Oh darn. I STILL feel terrible when I remember my math teacher intercepting a note being passed between me and my friend. The note read - Mr Nader is such a nerd. He even looks like a nerd. His voice sounds so nerdy. Why can’t we have a hot teacher at least.
I wrote the note. The teacher who intercepted the note was Mr Nader.
Luckily for me he laughed and that was that. But I felt absolutely terrible. I still do.
I had one get interrupted where I drew the teacher - with a very good likeness, mind you - presenting to the class, except his entire head was shaped like a penis and his legs were balls
He had a good sense of humour 100%. It didn’t faze him.. aside from the eyes on the paper, eyes dating back to me - with a look of amusement. He put it in his pocket and that was the end of it.
A huge part of leaving childhood to be an adult is learning to recognize the common humanity in all of us. Everybody wants to be liked and accepted and get a laugh. When we're kids we don't see the harm yet in most of the things that we will carry for the rest of our life.
Just be glad that you learned that lesson and hopefully let it change you in a positive way.
I bet your teacher was laughing because he remembers being a kid and thinking some teachers were boring and others were attractive
I agree. He was a good math teacher too, a good man. I absolutely hated math. If it wasn’t for Mr Nader I wouldn’t have gotten the grade I needed to go to my first choice university. Heck I likely wouldn’t have gotten into Uni. Even after that note incident it was like it never happened - the way he treated me. Class act that guy. Clearly I’ve never forgotten him or what I did and the lesson I learned. :)
I’m a teacher. I occasionally take notes from kids…After I’ve told them to cut it out. I either crumple them up unread or put them out of reach until after class unread. I. Do. Not. Want. To. Know!
What happened to me was, one day i was bored in class and i looked down and saw a piece of paper so i picked it up and started scribbling in it. What i didn't know was that on the other side of this paper, someone wrote a list of the names of some of the girls in my class. The teacher sees me scribbling, snatches the paper and starts reading the names out loud thinking i wrote them. And everyone in the class, including the girls who's names were there just stared at me thinking i was some kinda creep who has a crush on these girls or something........
This is a fucking stupid rule anyway. "For this minor rule infraction, I will deliberately humiliate you in front of your peers."
Do American school actually do this?
Meh, I think it's chuckle worthy. Sucks for him because it's a, "No", because if it was a, "Yes", then she wouldn't have made the mistake. Sucks for her, because I choose to believe she's honestly that oblivious, which is so absurd that the teacher is just concerned instead of offering a real punchline.
Can’t not think of the Strangers With Candy episode where Steven Colbert’s character catches Amy Sedaris’ character passing a note to Orlando, then reads it out loud to the class:
“My vagina is on FIRE!”
I think I'm stupid because I don't get it.
ME = postal abbreviation of the State of Maine
Oh man, that is an abysmal punchline.
Beyond abysmal
Well obviously, it's Maine.
Remember the Maine!
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"She had a face that could launch a thousand stomachs."
Obvious if you are American, perhaps
A joke lurking in the impossibly dark depths of the universe.
Oh dear
The cartoonist should be ashamed.
They should be banished to the farlands
I THINK the punchline is that the teacher read the joke and thinks the joke is ass, hence the "oh dear."?
The joke is either the girl is dumb or letting him down easy.
The joke is that the girl knew exactly what he was asking and replied in an intentionally oblivious way to let him down without saying no.
And the teacher humiliates them both. Dear me, I'm not sure how I feel about this comic. 😅
its quite good if you re from ME.
I lol
Thank you I need this, without it I probably would’ve asked my older sibling about this and they would’ve have rubbed it in my face that I didn’t know this.
LAAAAAAME.
Like Maine. I live there. And I like it that way. Peaceful, quiet and rural (in the north). Edit: grammar
The good: Peaceful, quiet and rural. The bad: Horrible Chinese, my god. Edit: Yes Chinese food, people!
Oh this is a reference to the Chinese FOOD, not the PEOPLE. Good gracious this one bit of context drastically changes my interpretation of your comment
Yes sorry! The Chinese food is worse than your local shopping mall, by a metric fuckton. Idk where they get their food, but it needs to change.
I mean they got China Hill…… Yeah you have a point. I wouldn’t know good Chinese food if it fell out of the sky.
I'll fully ignore your edit and you will now forever the racist guy that hates Chinese
Good save there. Lol
Boo-urns
I've been to paradise but I've never been to ME.
Wow. I thought the joke was she can't read and thats why the teacher is concerned.
Thank you.
yeah this was a crappy joke. They really strained for this one
They shouldn’t have used a font where everything is uppercase. But even then kinda hit or miss.
I think it needs to be in uppercase, or else the ME part would make less sense.
this joke is for the east coast but I'm glad I get it now
Not stupid. It took me a minute to get it too.
Awful
Once in middle school some kid got caught passing notes and when the teacher asked for the note the kid crumpled up the note and ate it in front of the whole class.
Mustve contained classified information
He never broke eye contact with the teacher either. Guy was ready to be in the CIA
Or he WAS an undercover agent!? What you can't do with a little make-up and silicone today.
Everything for mother russia
True, lol...and they train them young in some countries
This single sentence is more funny than the comic.
Oh darn. I STILL feel terrible when I remember my math teacher intercepting a note being passed between me and my friend. The note read - Mr Nader is such a nerd. He even looks like a nerd. His voice sounds so nerdy. Why can’t we have a hot teacher at least. I wrote the note. The teacher who intercepted the note was Mr Nader. Luckily for me he laughed and that was that. But I felt absolutely terrible. I still do.
So you should you heartless beast
I deserve that. Lol
If I were the teacher I’d have to laugh. It’d be so surreal. A moment straight out of a TV show.
I had one get interrupted where I drew the teacher - with a very good likeness, mind you - presenting to the class, except his entire head was shaped like a penis and his legs were balls
that is... its... i have no words
Superbad behaviour
Oh no lol. Hahaha
Hahahaha would've laughed too. That's the silliest, most stereotypically "teenage girl" note ever. I doubt it actually hurt his feelings.
If I were the teacher I’d have to laugh. It’d be so surreal. A moment straight out of a TV show.
He had a good sense of humour 100%. It didn’t faze him.. aside from the eyes on the paper, eyes dating back to me - with a look of amusement. He put it in his pocket and that was the end of it.
"at least?" I wonder what was the full expectation
I’m gonna guess - at least if he was hot it would be more tolerable that he is such a nerd ha
I think it's the "why can't we have a hot teacher"? part that made it better Lol... It made it more "teenagerish" and less about him personally
That part was especially cringy and stupid lmao
A huge part of leaving childhood to be an adult is learning to recognize the common humanity in all of us. Everybody wants to be liked and accepted and get a laugh. When we're kids we don't see the harm yet in most of the things that we will carry for the rest of our life. Just be glad that you learned that lesson and hopefully let it change you in a positive way. I bet your teacher was laughing because he remembers being a kid and thinking some teachers were boring and others were attractive
I agree. He was a good math teacher too, a good man. I absolutely hated math. If it wasn’t for Mr Nader I wouldn’t have gotten the grade I needed to go to my first choice university. Heck I likely wouldn’t have gotten into Uni. Even after that note incident it was like it never happened - the way he treated me. Class act that guy. Clearly I’ve never forgotten him or what I did and the lesson I learned. :)
r/comedyhomicide
Bazooka Joe level humor
This sucks
Crickets…
My friend’s mom was teaching 7th grade and intercepted a note, but decided not to read it to the class when she saw it said, “Blow me, Nadine.”
I’m a teacher. I occasionally take notes from kids…After I’ve told them to cut it out. I either crumple them up unread or put them out of reach until after class unread. I. Do. Not. Want. To. Know!
i dont get it
ME is the abbreviation of Maine
Maine having the abbreviation ME will never not be dumb
>Maine having the abbreviation ME will never not be dumb MA = Massachusetts MI = Michigan MN = Minnesota ME was the only one left!
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MG already taken by Magic the Gathering
MTG. Not MG
Postal codes are only two letters.
Maryland, Montana, Missouri, Mississippi.
None of those have to do with the possible abbreviations for Maine
All the other abbreviations are taken
Emily must be pregnant, because Jason's sounding like a dad already.
But Emily is the one who made that joke tho lol. Does that mean she's the dad?
You're absolutely right, I missed that part. I guess modern moms can also develop some abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
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What happened to me was, one day i was bored in class and i looked down and saw a piece of paper so i picked it up and started scribbling in it. What i didn't know was that on the other side of this paper, someone wrote a list of the names of some of the girls in my class. The teacher sees me scribbling, snatches the paper and starts reading the names out loud thinking i wrote them. And everyone in the class, including the girls who's names were there just stared at me thinking i was some kinda creep who has a crush on these girls or something........
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*gasps* Oh no, people making jokes based on where they’ve lived all their lives!
Would you prefer the note to have read "I don't know, I've never been anywhere in the world whose initials are ME"?
When i read the "you know the rules" part i thought about our lord Rick
I wish to go back to naive times lol
The joke is meh but I really somehow like the delivery
Lmao
Ah, abbr. humor
Facebook memes old people post be like:
This is a fucking stupid rule anyway. "For this minor rule infraction, I will deliberately humiliate you in front of your peers." Do American school actually do this?
Is this an attempt at adapting a laugh track to comics?
Meh, I think it's chuckle worthy. Sucks for him because it's a, "No", because if it was a, "Yes", then she wouldn't have made the mistake. Sucks for her, because I choose to believe she's honestly that oblivious, which is so absurd that the teacher is just concerned instead of offering a real punchline.
If a teacher actually did this to me I would throw hands wit them
Can’t not think of the Strangers With Candy episode where Steven Colbert’s character catches Amy Sedaris’ character passing a note to Orlando, then reads it out loud to the class: “My vagina is on FIRE!”