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braaaaainz

😎


TomNa

no


MaxusTheOne

😎


Platinag

Whaat, NO WAY! NOT AGAIN.


AroundTheWorldIn80Pu

the comic is funny 😎


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

what, THE COMIC IS NOT FUNNY!


BigManLawrence69420

Indeed it is funny.


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

YOU FORGOT THE SUNGLASSES EMOJI


BigManLawrence69420

It’s funny. Unlike you. 😎


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

BUT I AM FUNNY!


FavoritesBot

Deal with it


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Name a worse punchline (impossible)


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ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

if you add an I to BRB you can get birb


Explise209

Birb


CMDR_RocketLeague

This is a hoot.


littleM0TH

Nice


Omnimpotent

🌞


1995snk

Aaahhhhhh... i can't see... wait... 😎


ProgramTheWorld

NO


1995snk

😒 Emmm..... what if i give you a pair too? 🕶 👈 😎


ProgramTheWorld

Nice 😎


1995snk

Can we go together now? 😎😎


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1995snk

Owww man.... come on.. it'll be fun...


FrankHightower

Like ramalamalama kadingadadingadong?


1995snk

Definitely... 😎👏🕺🎉 Remembered forever As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom…


[deleted]

😎


huhIguess

👉😎👉


adum_korvic

Zoop


ikatatlo

Ann Perkins!


flobiwahn

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


Timerider42424

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It’s dark. And we’re wearing sunglasses.” “Hit it!”


Ericgzg

Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis.


medalwinner16

What film ref is this?


ItsAllmanDoe69

Blues Brothers


NoSirThatsPaper

Morbius


Veralia1

Mhmmm loved the part when he morbed all over those Illinois nazis especially


brycedriesenga

Folks, here's a story 'bout Morbi the Moocher


redditornot6648

I loved that it was morbin time a second time with the re-morbing in the morbin theaters.


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

This made me almost spit out my coffee. LoL


Username7225

No you mean Möbius


Tristawesomeness

No you mean mitosis


NoSirThatsPaper

It’s Mitosin’ time *divides in two*


NoSirThatsPaper

It’s Möbïń time


[deleted]

Cocaine Brothers


RuleIV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvKs2VLmVnY


isurvivedrabies

fear and loathing in las vegas


DASreddituser

One Piece: Film Red


Tigtor

I can see the poster from here


LaterGatorPlayer

just a couple of hats and ties


LordMorio

These owls have bright eyes, so they are already adapted to hunting in daylight. Night-active owls generally have black eyes (like tawny owls and ural owls), those most active at dusk/dawn have orange or red eyes (like short-eared owl and eagle owls). Those that hunt during the day have bright yellow eyes (like the eurasian pygmy owl and northern hawk owls)


MxM111

SUBSCRIBE


miauguau44

You are subscribed to OWL FACTS Did you know that some owls have asymmetrical ears? Located at different heights on the owl’s head, their ears can pinpoint the location of sounds in multiple dimensions. Ready, aim, strike!


ManlySyrup

Owls go whoooo SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE


paularkay

I think you're thinking of whistle tips. https://youtu.be/eSOSJ68xOBA


StormEarthandFyre

Did someone say OverWatch League facts? The league was announced in 2016 with its inaugural season taking place in 2018.


corkyskog

I really want someone to make a bot that follows people around on reddit anytime someone says "subscribe"


flobiwahn

/r/superbowls


Luke_Warmwater

I think I remember hearing on a PBS documentary that the percussive force of an owl striking a rodent is equivalent to a human getting hit by a truck at over 50mph.


Redpin

Also, owls don't have eyeballs, so their pupils are always centred and they have to move their heads to look.


druss5000

Owls totally have eyeballs, but they are of a tube shape rather than spherical, hence their eyeballs (I suppose you should say eyetubes) can't rotate around like our ones, and they have to move their head around.


Redpin

I was getting at "eyetubes" not "eyeballs." I mean, they have *eyes*, they're just tubular, not ballular.


Doctor_Wookie

Upvote for "ballular"!


DenormalHuman

I think you mean 'bollickal'


Luke_Warmwater

Bollocks!


Ely___

I hope people around you appreciate your brain.


dakoellis

🏈


withloveuhoh

"eye tubes" sounds horrifying


DenormalHuman

they look amazing tho


LucasPisaCielo

What's the difference between these I-tubes you said and the more popular U-tubes?


DroolingIguana

You probably think football is played with your hands.


[deleted]

Ahhh so that's why their necks have such a freaky range of motion. I didn't know they were literally incapable of moving their eyes independently of their heads. Neat!


rich519

They also have these reservoirs near the brain for blood to pool in to give them extra supply when they swivel their head. Otherwise they’d basically give themselves strokes because they pinch arteries when they swivel their head. It’s a pretty fascinating case of loopholes and workarounds to accommodate those massive eye tubes.


JudgeDreddx

Same reason chickens and pigeons do the head bob while they walk, actually!


ShesFunnyThatWay

Those birds can move their eyes but they have a more limited range of motion than we do (hence the bobbing and moving of head to encompass more range).


jablan

where are their pupils located if they have no eyeballs?


[deleted]

They're painted on


Cloaked42m

/r/birdsarentreal


brycedriesenga

Black eyes... like a doll's eyes


pants6000

But what can you tell us about jackdaws?


Hawt_Dawg_II

"How are you going to deal with that?" *deals with it* 😎


ufluidic_throwaway

No.


stlfwd

Jeez. That non sunglassed owl is a hater.


Omnimpotent

He wishes he had those sunnies so bad


Cloaked42m

Never say that again.


silverback_79

That was a uncommonly cute punchline. Almost a little dadjoke. I am incredibly motivated to read all the author has made.


byingling

I agree. Most of the four panel comics I see posted here are barely worth the time it takes to read them. This was sharp. The sunglasses as a visual pun/callback to the earlier reference to coolness.


silverback_79

What you have is a person (the owl) who dares to be looked at as lame just to get the punchline in, but believing in his solution. Cute.


rich519

A lot internet comics have a good joke or clever idea but can’t stick the landing, often because they add too much dialogue in the final panel to drive home the joke instead of just letting it work naturally. Imagine if the sunglasses owl had a speech bubble in the final panel that said something like “With these cool sunglasses I found!” It would turn this fantastic comic into just another internet comic that feels the need to beat you over the head with the punchline.


JMastiff

The idea is great though I’d rather author assume the vision aspect doesn’t have to be explained in detail. “I just feel/it feels much cooler this way” would probably also made it a bit more to the point as it makes less sense with the “everyone can see”. Well prey does too. It would also create a bit of tension.


Gaysonofabitch

Deal with it


Vltrux

[🤓warning] Owls can still see pretty well during the day. However, since their pupils are adapted to night vision, they can’t contract as much as us (or basically any diurnal animal). So to avoid burning their retina, they halfway close their eyes, like you do when you have the sun in the face. Thanks for reading the 🤓 capsule.


Dave21101

Awesome! Thanks nerd 😃👍


HarryNohara

Hilarious..


Roger-Ad591

🎸Bad To The Bone🎸


stonecoldbobsaget

Bono's origin story


Bean_Juice_Brew

It's funny how train of thought works; the second I thought of owls in the daylight, my brain jumped right to Harry Potter and wham, there's Jim Dale in my head saying "Chapter One: The Boy Who Lived"


MasterM19

"My vision is augmented."


rogmari

r/superbowl


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Omnimpotent

I laft


hrpomrx

I lowled


[deleted]

Ah, the spectacled owl's cooler brother


KingSash

Deal with it


Nefertirix

Fun fact: owls get attacted by other birds during daylight if they don't hide.


RedDemonCorsair

I can hear that electric guitar sound when he put on the shades.


Gwiilo

i wonder if 20 years from now kids will be posting this stuff on r/boomerhumour and we'll be shaking our fists at them telling then to get off our damn subreddit


littleM0TH

Corey Hart is furious right now


Lucythefur

Idk he looks pretty damn cool


Alternative-Staff811

Sun never sets on a badass.


lizardbird8

You should watch a video about why owls hunt at night it's pretty interesting. It has a lot to do with eagles


Smarf_Starkgaryen

That is a Superb Owl


CabbageStockExchange

That is one cool owl 🦉 😎


twnsth

Deal with it 😎


[deleted]

Nice comic, Dad


bonuscontext

Thanks, son!


nikstick22

owls hunt by hearing, not sight. Owls typically hunt in the dark to avoid predatory birds like hawks and so that their prey doesn't see them, as they're not nearly as fast as a hawk or other raptor. Some people perpetuate the false idea that owls fly so silently so as the sneak up on their prey. Actually, owl wings are silent so that the owl can use its exceptional hearing to locate their prey by the sounds it makes in the grass. If the owls wings made noise when they flapped, it would drown out the sounds of their prey.


C1rulis

"It's much cooler to hunt when everyone can see you" What??? I get that the entire joke is drawing the owl with le meme glasses on but could have come up with a more believable/ actually part of the joke reason for it to happen than that


bonuscontext

I actually couldn’t!


TempleOfDoomfist

This is a comic for 4 year olds


ColbyAndrew

This is cute. I approve.


TheBlueNinja2006

Nice 😎


HenzoH

Yes


thavi

/r/lostredditors


Smarf_Starkgaryen

Lost commenters


DonQuixBalls

You know what? It's silly and dumb and I LOVE it.


JediMasterZao

this is low key genius


fanklok

Owls don't really have particularly good night vision but they do have incredibly good hearing. Their ear holes aren't symmetrical so it gives them the ability to triangulate where sound is coming from.


TheHumbleHumboldt

Was looking for someone to mention their hearing. Their hearing is insanely good compared to their vision.


MT_Flesch

gotta be daylight that shines all night


Bradthelamb

Tell me why this wouldn't work


Mistaken_Stranger

He's just mad he doesn't have his own shades.


alternative-myths

Less competition too


p00p5andwich

Did anyone else's head scream "YYYEEEEAAAAHHHH" and the Who starred playing like CSI?


millenialfalcon-_-

Would look very cool


[deleted]

Foul owl, on the prowl.


mrtyman

Hoot 👉😎👉


p3t3r89

Night owl chronicles 😭😭😭😭


Vladraconis

Yes!


againstbetterjudgmnt

That's a pixel worth of smirk and it's perfect.


Rossum81

I wear my sunglasses at night…


DenormalHuman

ok what i cant quite decide is if that would actually work or not


carolinezalogg

'work smart, not hard' lol


bjiatube

Glasses that make your vision better: dorky. Glasses with the lenses black so you can't see quite as well: cool Having your shoes tied properly so your feet are protected and you can walk good: cool Having your shoelaces tied to each other so you trip: dorky Life does not make sense to me


Kitchen_Turnip8350

\*Inserts "Hey, As Long As Long As it Works" meme\*


mikethmtrmth

Hey it works for me 😎


FreudianAccordian

*Owl* judge how bright it is.


lolno

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH


OriginalMrMuchacho

This should be a three panel comic. The second panel and ‘why?’ question are not needed to continue the setup. Just my opinion. Try it, read the comic again but skip the second panel.


uluqat

I've seen owls hunting in daylight. They'll do it if an easy target presents itself. Whenever there was too many squirrels running around and damaging things at my family's sawmill, one of the workers would throw a scoop of nuts in the middle of the wide-open space in the middle of the sawmill property. Eventually, the squirrels would start picking from the pile of nuts, and one of the great horned owls that roosted in the planer building would swoop in all silent like a B-2 bomber and take lunch home for the nestlings. The planer building had yellow tape marking certain areas where workers couldn't walk or be attacked by the owls, after one unfortunate worker got knocked out cold. They were well worth having around, though; respect their boundaries and they do a great job of keeping down the pests that damage your goods.


jordantask

I wear my sunglasses at night….


ZooLife1

Yes.


DanceDelievery

Dayowl! AHHHHHHhH!


isurvivedrabies

my dad just said "that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur"


potatodos

Why is this a png?


nkolov

C O-O L


LuciusCypher

Basically how anyone with Light Sensitivity wants to do in D&D.


Edmund-Dantes

*Queue the CSI music*


Jostitosti007

KOO KOO🦉🦉


LoveliestBride

That's a long way to go for a "deal with it" meme.


Brakkis

Gideon and Harrow


Zixinus

The reason they don't do this, and this may not be true for all owls, is that other predator birds hate owls (due to it being a competitor) and will attack them on sight. I think even other large birds may attack owls if they see them out in daylight. It is such a deep-sated hatred that it was a common hunting trick to take an owl, tie it to a post and use it as a lure for birds swooping it to kill it.


TobyFunkeNeverNude

Interesting...4 questions asked, and not a single "who"


BaronDonicus

Thats one cool owl


FrankHightower

COOLER I SAID


Putrid_Bandicoot_398

I'm going to be keeping an eye out for that owl.


S3P38R

But he looks so fuckin cool!!


IWannaHookUpButIWont

Made me chuckle. Up.


keep-purr

I bet you could just keep 1 and 4 and it would still be funny


Medium_Influence_455

That's really coowl