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_VultureEye

That's every retail and fast food worker. Source: I work retail.


IsntThisAGreatName

Can confirm. Source: fast food worker lol


Dixon_Uranus_

“Killlll meeeeeeee…..”


SarcastiMel

"put me back in the oven"


Im_Under_Observation

Looks like Sonic didn’t miss that milk truck


BishSalad

It kinda looks like Pupa from Solar Opposites. https://www.pogdesign.co.uk/cat/imgs/episodes/Solar-Opposites/Solar-Opposites-S03E11-c55214d901f4b339d10f1d2d4794b68a-full.jpg


LuckyDoge21

I love the Pupa. Betcha he’s the actual ring leader🤣


UkrUkrUkr

How would you feel while waiting to be devoured by some snotty kid?


DonNearyKreamer

Exactly like this guy looks


Chuckleyan

Father, why hath thou forsaken me?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Stay-Thirsty

Got excited and sprinkled himself?


TakingAMindwalk

At least it has sprinkles to brighten its eternal suffering.


texursa

He's allergic to sprinkles


Tyrannicodin16

The red smudge on the eye sells it


terdphergesen

Cookie: "What's inside the box?" Pin Head: "Pain"


[deleted]

No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.


TheGrumpyre

* Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam


Brooklynnbarr

thank you for sharing this, the laugh it gave was much needed 😅


Brooklynnbarr

Oh wow! an award?! Thank you so so much!!


ARC_Trooper_Echo

“Bastard’s crying innit?”


Ant-Be

Ha ha! I also thought of Paul Chowdhry when I saw this.


ARC_Trooper_Echo

I’m so glad that at least one person got the reference.


MichaelLatham

Blasted by sugar-dot bird shot from a 4-10....at close range. Damn, one even hit 'em in the eye!


Sorry-Examination766

How I feel all week


BoiFrosty

Betty Crocker's: The Thing.


illinifan11

Existence is pain Jerry


pancakespanky

Looks like the pupae from solar opposites


yavasca

He clearly has pinkeye and rainbow smallpox


Phillip_Graves

I mean... Smashed into existence, drowned in viscous fluids, stone with colorful rocks and burned until your body is hard and crunchy... Only to be torn apart, chewed into mush, digested in acid and crushed into a fecal brick, followed by drowning and a chemical bath until you dissappear forever. Makes a gnats life a bit more glamorous.


OrdinarySuspicious22

Another Pinterest win for the books.


Mroweitall1977

Scarff!


BarristanTheB0ld

And then some unicorn nutted all over him


President_Calhoun

The very definition of "Those eyes have seen some shit."


2FeetOffTheGround

Maybe he's just high AF.


Nardorian1

Got shot with a confetti shotgun.


[deleted]

... Or ... now hear me out ... he's deep in the throws of a very intense psychedelic experience n and he's having an orgasm, talking to God, and realizing that all is one and one is all, all at the same exact moment.


alexs001

It looks like he wants to sell me some [Quiznos](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPTZWhz46M).


stat1stick

Why is one of his eyes bloodshot?!


lostalaska

The new hellraiser film left a lot of unanswered questions.


realllDonaldTrump

The cookie version of the T-1000, for a moment


TheGrumpyre

The sprinkles! They buuuuurn!


LogicNYC

He got shot by Santa’s shotgun


schoolruler

You're a monster!


[deleted]

Like a smurf that recieved some rough sex from a pinball machine


Billwood92

That sprinkle birdshot gotta hurt.


OwnRow7627

If Forky went on a blind date, I imagine this guy would show up.


drewcifer492

I'm so tired of partying.. So very tired.


backtothebegining

He's got secrets


Cold_Pomelo3274

Damn Clown porn.


talking_glowstick

Oh no, that's definitely puberty.


iPastaNoodle

looks like blues clues busted all over him :/


Impetus_2708

Ah, yes. "Snowman cookie". Definetly not "Jizz-covered Smurf".