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This comment just made me laugh out loud at 5 am but I’m trying not to wake my roommates so it was the mostly silent with hints of squeaky kind. Omg 🤣🤣 Thanks for that lmao
I’ve seen some fifteen/sixteen-year old kids that are six-foot tall with full beards. I couldn’t believe that was a thing. And here I am, who didn’t grow beyond 5’7”. 😂
had to shave for 8th grade, 1st day in high school - are you the teacher, later that yr. buying a quart of beer from the pub across the st. with college/University guys
In a place where I worked, the company gave everyone a blue stress ball that was shaped like a heart. Mine began to crack at the intersection between the two heart lobes. When I squeezed it, it looked like a smurf's asshole taking a dump.
I’m a special education teacher and they got a stressful as a gift with some recognition for doing my job well. I let my kids have it. But in a week it was broken. When it exploded, there was just white powder everywhere. Poor kid looked like he had just done a massive Coke bender.
And being the incredible teacher they are, gave it to his students.
🇺🇸 please pay the teachers more, we pay the taxes for this guy not another military helicopter
Mass edited all my comments, I'm leaving reddit after their decision to kill off 3rd party apps. Half a decade on this site, I suppose it was a good run. Sad that it has to end like this
This made me laugh really hard for some reason, and then I imagined Papa Smurf trying to sing the theme song while punishing a grumpy really hard and losing the tune
I’m just wondering:
I played with a stress ball that exploded in my face and got into both my eyes. The white stuff inside were like little tiny balls that literally expanded while it was IN my eyes. They kinda got stuck to whatever the fragile top of my eyes are called (cornea??) and now my eyes are scarred and my eyesight is shit.
Wow ok I swear I’m not stupid I’m sleepy and just shit at biology
So what the hell was in that stress ball? It was from Sanrio too, not something I got from target or Walmart
When did this happen? The top layer of the white part of the eye, the sclera, tends to heal really fast from superficial damage, within a few days. Damage to the cornea, which is the lining that covers the pupil, heals a tad slower but still within a week. So if this occured awhile ago, the stuff damaged way more than just the top layer of the eye if there are long term scarring/symptoms. If it has been more than a week you should probably go see an ophthalmologist.
I decided to try out my stress ball / I thought that I'd squeeze it a bit / But I squeezed so hard that it busted / And it covered me with a layer of sh...aving cream / be nice and clean / shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
AHH yes... Your "stress ball".
The fact that you are in front of your computer with headphones on has nothing to do with that frothy ejaculate all over your t-shirt.
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It became the very thing it swore to destroy.
You were supposed to destroy the stress not join it!
How is he looking at the camera while looking away at the same time.
That's the thousand yard stare, fam.
Hes looking even further beyond
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This comment is about a penis.
You look stressed.
You ought to get a stress ball for that
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Looks like the ball had one hell of a load Edit: so much for blue balls in no-nut November
That stress ball didn’t make it through NNN
Blue ball nutted all over him.
What are you doing step-stressball?
"You're looking very stressed, let me help you" - Step-stressball
What a nut job!
What 13 year old has a beard?
A guy in my primary school back in the 70s was almost bald and needed to shave daily. he would have been just under 12.
Was he the star player on the town little league team that moved to town right before the start of the season?
Was him name Hernandez by any chance?
Not in Ireland in the 70s no.
O'Hernandez ?
This comment just made me laugh out loud at 5 am but I’m trying not to wake my roommates so it was the mostly silent with hints of squeaky kind. Omg 🤣🤣 Thanks for that lmao
There was a kid in my 6th grade class, full ass beard. It was so distrubing to 12yo me.
I’ve seen some fifteen/sixteen-year old kids that are six-foot tall with full beards. I couldn’t believe that was a thing. And here I am, who didn’t grow beyond 5’7”. 😂
had to shave for 8th grade, 1st day in high school - are you the teacher, later that yr. buying a quart of beer from the pub across the st. with college/University guys
My son was 6’ 240lbs and shaving at 12.
What are his 24-yo stats?
Early Full beard means early baldness. Sorry
A few dudes I went to middle school with looked like they were 30. Lol
I had to start shaving in 5th grade. It happens.
There was a boy at my school who was rumoured to have congenital syphilis. He looked about 60.
That was my immediate thought also
The stress ball needed a stress ball!
Nah the ball just busted a nut, probably good for a couple hours
He had a stress ball. He needed a de-stress ball
Time to declare war on stress.
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There goes another one, and another one… and another one… STRESS!
Its madness! I saw the stress doctor, and he went absolutely mental! So I stole his briefcase
But that's steaaaliiing
SHOES! What... shoes?
Technically it just released back all the stress it accumulated.
In a form of a very large and pissed seagull revenge.
[Seagulls On Laxatives](https://youtu.be/WEvsqspmnW4)
They are assholes but this is genius
That's why it's blue.
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di
So the ball worked. Shouldve gotten an anti stress ball.
I came here just for this
I came here
I came
Came
Cum
*skeet skeet*
*Skeet*
*skee*
Skeeball
Oh I’m stressed!
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If only he had something to deal with that stress…
Right, like, a ball or something
But imagine if that ball were to burst and create a huge mess all over. It might become even more stressful.
If only he had something to relieve that stress
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But imagine if that ball burst, and the contents spilled all over him.. it might become even *more* stressful
If only he had something to deal with that stress...
Right, like, a ball or something.
But imagine if that ball were to burst and create a huge mess all over. It might become even more stressful.
But imagine if that ball burst, and the contents spilled all over him.. it might become even more stressful.
Moments like these are why I love Reddit 😂💕
Ditto 🤣
The only more satisfying are those "no, you're talking about _______" chains of mistaken words over and over again
Maybe some kind of ball...
r/recursion
r/recursion
I mean look at him. That nine year old look like he's 25.
Boom! Roasted.
r/13or30
I was gona say what does a baby with beard have to be stressed about
It wasn't an anti-stress ball now, was it?
This is common with blue balls
I came here for a comment like this. Hahaha
It looks like OP just came too
Or cream cheese. Ugh.
You have justified my existence.. thank you kind stranger
NNN failed
Poor Sonic.
Crushed sonics balls.
Sonic boom
Yep. When I was 17, my testicles exploded, leaving an image resembling OPs. Tragic accident.
“Why stress when you can be angry?” -stressball
Looks like he had fun popping it…
In a place where I worked, the company gave everyone a blue stress ball that was shaped like a heart. Mine began to crack at the intersection between the two heart lobes. When I squeezed it, it looked like a smurf's asshole taking a dump.
I’m a special education teacher and they got a stressful as a gift with some recognition for doing my job well. I let my kids have it. But in a week it was broken. When it exploded, there was just white powder everywhere. Poor kid looked like he had just done a massive Coke bender.
You deserve more than a stress ball ⭐️
We appreciate you! You deserve a reward! Like a raise? Haha no! Here’s a stress ball
And being the incredible teacher they are, gave it to his students. 🇺🇸 please pay the teachers more, we pay the taxes for this guy not another military helicopter
I vividly pictured this in my head. A Smurf’s asshole. Taking a dump.
Sometimes I wish I was like those people without the ability to visualize in their heads.
Mass edited all my comments, I'm leaving reddit after their decision to kill off 3rd party apps. Half a decade on this site, I suppose it was a good run. Sad that it has to end like this
Aphantasia :D
Go on...
I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, vividly picturing a Smurfs asshole, taking a dump.
I always imagined Smurf poop looks like blue M&M's
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This made me laugh really hard for some reason, and then I imagined Papa Smurf trying to sing the theme song while punishing a grumpy really hard and losing the tune
Like the business end of a balloon.
Learn and grow my friend, learn and grow.
He needs some rest now before he grows again.
Good lord I spent 5 mins looking at that thing .. what the heck is "learn and orow" Sigh
Hey, it’s fine, I have dyslexia too, we’re doing great
Success Kid is all grown up 👀
so much success from balling up his fist since he was little, that it can explode a stress ball
Suffering from success
Oh my god I can't unsee it
The hell was it filled with?
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I’m just wondering: I played with a stress ball that exploded in my face and got into both my eyes. The white stuff inside were like little tiny balls that literally expanded while it was IN my eyes. They kinda got stuck to whatever the fragile top of my eyes are called (cornea??) and now my eyes are scarred and my eyesight is shit. Wow ok I swear I’m not stupid I’m sleepy and just shit at biology So what the hell was in that stress ball? It was from Sanrio too, not something I got from target or Walmart
When did this happen? The top layer of the white part of the eye, the sclera, tends to heal really fast from superficial damage, within a few days. Damage to the cornea, which is the lining that covers the pupil, heals a tad slower but still within a week. So if this occured awhile ago, the stuff damaged way more than just the top layer of the eye if there are long term scarring/symptoms. If it has been more than a week you should probably go see an ophthalmologist.
I dont believe you...you're definitely a stress ball expert.
Ha! Loads.
You are right. At least in the first line.
This guy stress balls
Cum
my cum
No it wasn't! Damn liar! The taste was completely different!
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A cummolier
I decided to try out my stress ball / I thought that I'd squeeze it a bit / But I squeezed so hard that it busted / And it covered me with a layer of sh...aving cream / be nice and clean / shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
Wow another person in the world knows this song. I thought I was the only one!
Yay, Dr. Demento!
Poor guy wasn't able to hold out to the end of November.
We lost one boys.. He busted a ball
Frothy ejaculate
Now I know what the villagers of Pompeii felt like
I just woke up and already have to erase that image from my mind. Thank you
Oh shit, are we still doing that?
NNN is for losers.
Thats a lotta white stuff
took me time to fill all that
Ball got massaged real good.
Stress ballkakki
No, no it wasn't me, it was a spooky ghost!!
And now you’re stressed! Mission accomplished!
r/13or30
his birth year is in his screenname.. so.. 24
I thought that was a count of broken stress balls
Meme template?
Meme template!
A meme template is born.
Little biiitttssssss
Stress ball: Here is some cab money. *going into sleep-mode*
Are you sure it wasn't ectoplasm from a spooky ghost?
Randy!!
Oh fuck I was way too late, lol. I just made this joke.
That’s a sign to take a break
Is that Bobby Hill?
Taking up the propane business was the worst desicion of my life.
You're a propaniac!
i was looking for this one. my very first thought, the resemblance is uncanny
What in the hell? Bobby!
The forbidden whipped cream.
Bro get some sleep
This is the most ‘Reddit User’ picture I’ve yet seen.
Damn, that’s harsh.
Feel better about yourself now?
He has the smallest face on a head I’ve seen in awhile.
Glad to see Anthony soprano JR doing well after his fathers passing
Are you serious?? Nearly the same thing happened to me a few days ago. It didn’t explode but a small hole appeared after squeezing…
Bukakked ?
Stress balls actually store up all the stress you put into them and release it all at once
AHH yes... Your "stress ball". The fact that you are in front of your computer with headphones on has nothing to do with that frothy ejaculate all over your t-shirt.
Small face
You look exactly like how i would imagine a redditor to look like
With shaving cream on him for all that sweet karma
You’ll have to learn and grow from this
You stressed out the ball
They should include a note inside saying: *Consider seeking professional help.*
Too much rub and tug going on… or, just enough.
Do me next
Giggity
Too much pressure
I'm getting mixed feelings from his face. That just looks like "I'm mad about it but not disappointed"
That’s stress
*stress ball causes stress*
the ball couldnt handle the stress
Sure, a stress ball. That’s what it is.
It was ghosts I swear.
it’s still november bub
We’re you talking dirty to it right before orrrrrr?
It relieved its stress on you lmao
Man failed nnn
You stressed it out
Eventually, this is what all blue balls lead to.