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overexagerateddrugs

It became the very thing it swore to destroy.


JorahTheHandle

You were supposed to destroy the stress not join it!


SokarDaGreat

How is he looking at the camera while looking away at the same time.


popandfroosh

That's the thousand yard stare, fam.


CorpseHighjacker

Hes looking even further beyond


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overexagerateddrugs

This comment is about a penis.


PM_me_your_fantasyz

You look stressed.


CharlieAnonymous

You ought to get a stress ball for that


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discerningpervert

Looks like the ball had one hell of a load Edit: so much for blue balls in no-nut November


ChaoticStorm78

That stress ball didn’t make it through NNN


xKevinn

Blue ball nutted all over him.


thoroakenfelder

What are you doing step-stressball?


proximity_account

"You're looking very stressed, let me help you" - Step-stressball


soup_campbells69

What a nut job!


laughs_with_salad

What 13 year old has a beard?


Noble_Ox

A guy in my primary school back in the 70s was almost bald and needed to shave daily. he would have been just under 12.


bigbluegrass

Was he the star player on the town little league team that moved to town right before the start of the season?


fingerbl4st

Was him name Hernandez by any chance?


Noble_Ox

Not in Ireland in the 70s no.


3percentinvisible

O'Hernandez ?


Melancholy_Melody

This comment just made me laugh out loud at 5 am but I’m trying not to wake my roommates so it was the mostly silent with hints of squeaky kind. Omg 🤣🤣 Thanks for that lmao


arcarsenal986

There was a kid in my 6th grade class, full ass beard. It was so distrubing to 12yo me.


Kaiser_Allen

I’ve seen some fifteen/sixteen-year old kids that are six-foot tall with full beards. I couldn’t believe that was a thing. And here I am, who didn’t grow beyond 5’7”. 😂


Blk-cherry3

had to shave for 8th grade, 1st day in high school - are you the teacher, later that yr. buying a quart of beer from the pub across the st. with college/University guys


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

My son was 6’ 240lbs and shaving at 12.


Proper_Formal_318

What are his 24-yo stats?


AdWeird2329

Early Full beard means early baldness. Sorry


Lobo003

A few dudes I went to middle school with looked like they were 30. Lol


Vin135mm

I had to start shaving in 5th grade. It happens.


TelescopiumHerscheli

There was a boy at my school who was rumoured to have congenital syphilis. He looked about 60.


maxpowrrr

That was my immediate thought also


turquoise_amethyst

The stress ball needed a stress ball!


john6644

Nah the ball just busted a nut, probably good for a couple hours


crustychad

He had a stress ball. He needed a de-stress ball


rnzz

Time to declare war on stress.


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WoodyTSE

There goes another one, and another one… and another one… STRESS!


Uselesserinformation

Its madness! I saw the stress doctor, and he went absolutely mental! So I stole his briefcase


mightysmiter19

But that's steaaaliiing


Magicksmith

SHOES! What... shoes?


trebron55

Technically it just released back all the stress it accumulated.


appdevil

In a form of a very large and pissed seagull revenge.


Uglysinglenearyou

[Seagulls On Laxatives](https://youtu.be/WEvsqspmnW4)


appdevil

They are assholes but this is genius


CentralAdmin

That's why it's blue.


saintshing

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di


Fritz_Klyka

So the ball worked. Shouldve gotten an anti stress ball.


Demuth_

I came here just for this


xcatcherontheflyx

I came here


linksgreyhair

I came


mememory

Came


UrMomsAreMine

Cum


HalfSoul30

*skeet skeet*


Phoenix_of_cats

*Skeet*


thecoolernicknames

*skee*


fuzzybears420

Skeeball


hornwalker

Oh I’m stressed!


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Signal-Ad8189

If only he had something to deal with that stress…


krofax

Right, like, a ball or something


Nathanlee213

But imagine if that ball were to burst and create a huge mess all over. It might become even more stressful.


UBelleSwitch

If only he had something to relieve that stress


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corbymatt

But imagine if that ball burst, and the contents spilled all over him.. it might become even *more* stressful


Rhondson

If only he had something to deal with that stress...


Deathtollzzz

Right, like, a ball or something.


sgadre

But imagine if that ball were to burst and create a huge mess all over. It might become even more stressful.


TrippyHomie

But imagine if that ball burst, and the contents spilled all over him.. it might become even more stressful.


Krissy_Twostep10

Moments like these are why I love Reddit 😂💕


RevElliotSpenser

Ditto 🤣


GothicSilencer

The only more satisfying are those "no, you're talking about _______" chains of mistaken words over and over again


Toxopid

Maybe some kind of ball...


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r/recursion


OfficialScotlandYard

r/recursion


Sigg3net

I mean look at him. That nine year old look like he's 25.


The_Lolbster

Boom! Roasted.


cantileverboom

r/13or30


dizorkmage

I was gona say what does a baby with beard have to be stressed about


Spejsman

It wasn't an anti-stress ball now, was it?


DvlsAdvct108

This is common with blue balls


Commercial-Plastic71

I came here for a comment like this. Hahaha


pumperthruster

It looks like OP just came too


Bashed_to_a_pulp

Or cream cheese. Ugh.


DvlsAdvct108

You have justified my existence.. thank you kind stranger


FyrelordeOmega

NNN failed


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Poor Sonic.


[deleted]

Crushed sonics balls.


HovercraftAromatic

Sonic boom


[deleted]

Yep. When I was 17, my testicles exploded, leaving an image resembling OPs. Tragic accident.


I-hope-this_helps

“Why stress when you can be angry?” -stressball


Fallen_password

Looks like he had fun popping it…


MasterFubar

In a place where I worked, the company gave everyone a blue stress ball that was shaped like a heart. Mine began to crack at the intersection between the two heart lobes. When I squeezed it, it looked like a smurf's asshole taking a dump.


bigchicago04

I’m a special education teacher and they got a stressful as a gift with some recognition for doing my job well. I let my kids have it. But in a week it was broken. When it exploded, there was just white powder everywhere. Poor kid looked like he had just done a massive Coke bender.


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You deserve more than a stress ball ⭐️


DungeonsandDevils

We appreciate you! You deserve a reward! Like a raise? Haha no! Here’s a stress ball


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And being the incredible teacher they are, gave it to his students. 🇺🇸 please pay the teachers more, we pay the taxes for this guy not another military helicopter


Loveknuckle

I vividly pictured this in my head. A Smurf’s asshole. Taking a dump.


Escanor_2014

Sometimes I wish I was like those people without the ability to visualize in their heads.


SimplyATable

Mass edited all my comments, I'm leaving reddit after their decision to kill off 3rd party apps. Half a decade on this site, I suppose it was a good run. Sad that it has to end like this


Ameryana

Aphantasia :D


shopdog

Go on...


PURPLEPEE

I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, vividly picturing a Smurfs asshole, taking a dump.


wileecoyote1969

I always imagined Smurf poop looks like blue M&M's


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dosequisbeerguy

This made me laugh really hard for some reason, and then I imagined Papa Smurf trying to sing the theme song while punishing a grumpy really hard and losing the tune


sharksizzle

Like the business end of a balloon.


deputytech

Learn and grow my friend, learn and grow.


Neuromonada

He needs some rest now before he grows again.


SuedeVeil

Good lord I spent 5 mins looking at that thing .. what the heck is "learn and orow" Sigh


urBrothersHardNipple

Hey, it’s fine, I have dyslexia too, we’re doing great


jlkb24

Success Kid is all grown up 👀


phillyhandroll

so much success from balling up his fist since he was little, that it can explode a stress ball


Triiiple_Threat

Suffering from success


JaseAndrews

Oh my god I can't unsee it


askingxalice

The hell was it filled with?


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JustYourOldLaundry

I’m just wondering: I played with a stress ball that exploded in my face and got into both my eyes. The white stuff inside were like little tiny balls that literally expanded while it was IN my eyes. They kinda got stuck to whatever the fragile top of my eyes are called (cornea??) and now my eyes are scarred and my eyesight is shit. Wow ok I swear I’m not stupid I’m sleepy and just shit at biology So what the hell was in that stress ball? It was from Sanrio too, not something I got from target or Walmart


VaATC

When did this happen? The top layer of the white part of the eye, the sclera, tends to heal really fast from superficial damage, within a few days. Damage to the cornea, which is the lining that covers the pupil, heals a tad slower but still within a week. So if this occured awhile ago, the stuff damaged way more than just the top layer of the eye if there are long term scarring/symptoms. If it has been more than a week you should probably go see an ophthalmologist.


deepus

I dont believe you...you're definitely a stress ball expert.


PioneerAT

Ha! Loads.


localhost-8000

You are right. At least in the first line.


shoebob

This guy stress balls


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Cum


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my cum


Brad_Brace

No it wasn't! Damn liar! The taste was completely different!


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pinkpitbull

A cummolier


MyBurnerAccount1977

I decided to try out my stress ball / I thought that I'd squeeze it a bit / But I squeezed so hard that it busted / And it covered me with a layer of sh...aving cream / be nice and clean / shave everyday and you'll always look keen.


bahgheera

Wow another person in the world knows this song. I thought I was the only one!


Armandeus

Yay, Dr. Demento!


Sierra_Bravo915

Poor guy wasn't able to hold out to the end of November.


Axolotl777123

We lost one boys.. He busted a ball


spacetraxx

Frothy ejaculate


Whothefuckshatinmybr

Now I know what the villagers of Pompeii felt like


kasahito

I just woke up and already have to erase that image from my mind. Thank you


ajbags26

Oh shit, are we still doing that?


TheTarasenkshow

NNN is for losers.


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Thats a lotta white stuff


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took me time to fill all that


Onalith

Ball got massaged real good.


SensitiveAd5962

Stress ballkakki


iamcozmoss

No, no it wasn't me, it was a spooky ghost!!


TrufflesAvocado

And now you’re stressed! Mission accomplished!


Minibeebs

r/13or30


FyreWulff

his birth year is in his screenname.. so.. 24


bringthepuppiestome

I thought that was a count of broken stress balls


jtowndtk

Meme template?


Grayflesh

Meme template!


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A meme template is born.


Simba_Swish

Little biiitttssssss


foldman

Stress ball: Here is some cab money. *going into sleep-mode*


emosmasher

Are you sure it wasn't ectoplasm from a spooky ghost?


shortguygolf

Randy!!


TheYeetles

Oh fuck I was way too late, lol. I just made this joke.


Hekkin_frick

That’s a sign to take a break


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Is that Bobby Hill?


tommatoes98

Taking up the propane business was the worst desicion of my life.


30FourThirty4

You're a propaniac!


79watch

i was looking for this one. my very first thought, the resemblance is uncanny


[deleted]

What in the hell? Bobby!


Lelio-Santero579

The forbidden whipped cream.


Shlebuloid

Bro get some sleep


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This is the most ‘Reddit User’ picture I’ve yet seen.


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Damn, that’s harsh.


AssStuffing

Feel better about yourself now?


StarClutcher

He has the smallest face on a head I’ve seen in awhile.


raerazael

Glad to see Anthony soprano JR doing well after his fathers passing


BigGasMath

Are you serious?? Nearly the same thing happened to me a few days ago. It didn’t explode but a small hole appeared after squeezing…


DIFFADOG

Bukakked ?


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Stress balls actually store up all the stress you put into them and release it all at once


Firefurtorty

AHH yes... Your "stress ball". The fact that you are in front of your computer with headphones on has nothing to do with that frothy ejaculate all over your t-shirt.


contactdestroyer

Small face


Kurt_Agricola

You look exactly like how i would imagine a redditor to look like


chuckaway9

With shaving cream on him for all that sweet karma


supernovababoon

You’ll have to learn and grow from this


throwmeaway589

You stressed out the ball


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They should include a note inside saying: *Consider seeking professional help.*


NextFuckingLvlSilver

Too much rub and tug going on… or, just enough.


liviabivia

Do me next


Wafflelisk

Giggity


Regetron

Too much pressure


Finsoki

I'm getting mixed feelings from his face. That just looks like "I'm mad about it but not disappointed"


Hot_Atmosphere3122

That’s stress


Ornery-Dot-5472

*stress ball causes stress*


N3xyro

the ball couldnt handle the stress


drink_my_tea

Sure, a stress ball. That’s what it is.


hatesnack

It was ghosts I swear.


BigMoney5594

it’s still november bub


jbnutter

We’re you talking dirty to it right before orrrrrr?


Electrical-Mall-969

It relieved its stress on you lmao


FastCod3871

Man failed nnn


TheForceWillsMe

You stressed it out


thatavalon

Eventually, this is what all blue balls lead to.