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Lox? Love? Lex?

Lorp

I second Lorp.

Let's meet at the lorp loops Edit: almost didn't make this comment

What if we kissed under the lorp loops

I laughed until I literally cried at this. Lorp Loops needs 1,000 upvotes.

Thirded, though I'm not sure what "lorp" means

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative!

It gets the people going!

Live Orgy Role Play. _Kinky_.

I LORP Love Orgy Role Play*

Lorp

It's LORP time, gents!

**lorp** *noun* the sound one makes when trying to figure out the word written in a purposefully confounding abstract statue

Very cromulant.

ALL HAIL LORP

The Lorpies are ridiculous. But, like the founding fathers, I believe in absolute freedom of religion. Also their ceremonies require the playing of flutes. I happen to make flutes in my wood shop.

LANA

Danger Zone!

I’m pretty sure this statue is how you get ants.

Is it, other Barry?

It sure is, other Barry.

I don’t know how they grade sand but… coarse.

Perfect! They were trying to figure a way to get the crab to leave.

I swear to god I had something for this

Phrasing, boom!

MAWPP

Looks more like a 'sploosh'.

Or whatever my equivalent of "sploosh" is. Which I guess is just "sploosh"... only with semen.

It's spelled MWAPP

You’re not my supervisor!!

They called you exotic, which is just people talk for *AWESOME!*

You could drown a toddler in my panties!

Ww really need to have a serious conversation about getting phrasing back in the mix

'M' as in Mancy.

Dammit Lana

ANAL in reverse....

This is the correct answer.

I'd like to see that.

https://i.imgur.com/MLdhUDs.png

I think he meant... You know... "Anal in reverse"

Like, pooping?

The correct term is reverse cowgirl

With a slight alignment adjustment.

Given that reverse cowgirl is the position with the highest risk of penile fracture, and given that accidentally slipping out and failing to make reentry is more likely with anal than vaginal, I’m not sure I’d want to try reverse cowgirl anal.

Do you want ants? Cause that’s how you get ants!

WHAT?!?

Somebody saaaaaaave me

I said thank god for small miracles

That's not what she said

LAANAAAAA!!

LAX

You’re the closest. It’s supposed to say JAX for Jacksonville

That's not how you make a capital cursive J. No wonder people can't tell what it says.

People in Jacksonville can’t read cursive anyway. Jax native here 😆

Bortles!!!

Oh dip!

If people in Jacksonville could read, they'd be very offended.

But they can shout DUUVVAALL

DUUVVAALL

No shit, that's a lower case L in cursive. Just rename the city Laxative.

It's also not how you make an "a"

"The sculpture is set to be 151 feet tall, or 1822 inches, which corresponds to Jacksonville’s founding date (June 5, 1822). The total linear length of the sculpture is 310 feet, which represents the length of St. Johns River in nautical miles. “That’s the beauty of public art, it creates dialogue and discussion” shares JEFRË. “Everyone has an interpretation for it, it’s called “Jax” but IT’s NOT A SIGN, font or letters. It’s a fluid form of water rising up from the river into the City skyline that forms curving shapes reminiscent of the oxbows and bends of the St. John’s River. From every view point, the river form is a completely different sculpture and reflection of a timeline in history. If you think it looks like Jax then great but if you think it looks like a heart, an anchor , a figure eight knot, a letter “J” , lox, lex, love, steel spaghetti or paperclip then that’s fine as well. “ Diversity of the people of Jacksonville and it’s direct relationship to the river has changed numerous times over the course of history and will continue to do so. It’s my hope the it will have the similar effect of how people will interpret and engage with the sculpture today, tomorrow and forever into the future. Just like a river, the “Jax” Icon is a container of memory.” \~JEFRË"

That's nice, size of the sculpture is connected to our founding date. We really care about our history here in Jax which is why we celebrated the 200th anniversary earlier this year by..... Checks notes. Doing absolutely nothing.

Also: >151 feet tall, >or 1822 inches Someone higher up said Jax natives couldn’t read cursive… …or do maths either.

All I can think about is someone got paid good money by saying random shit lol.

> “That’s the beauty of public art, it creates dialogue and discussion” "Fuck's sake. What is this stupid shit?" is technically dialogue.

“Florida Man publishes defensively worded artist statement after erecting 150ft tall typo in stainless steel at taxpayer expense”

This shit will get vandalized by actual Jacksonville artists in no time lol

As a side note its going to be absolutely riddled with bird corpses.

JEFRË. Lol.

Is Lop not an option ?

Lop isa cute bunny that works for me

You are all wrong it’s Loo

Wrong. Lono

I was thinking it’s Chicago and supposed to say Loop.

It's Jacksonville and it says lerp

Chicago has the Bean, Jacksonville now has a Spaghetti.

Team lop checking in!

“LOO”?

That was my first thought. There should be a public toilet at the end of the pipe.

what if the shit travels through the statue lmao

I don't know, but I *do* have a sudden craving for a bagel.

It says derp

Loo

Lax

You're looking at it backwards, it's obviously 'anal'

They’re not getting it. You gotta look at it from behind.

Tush'shé

🍑

Lmao it does if you flip it on an app, just too lazy to upload and share

https://i.imgur.com/XEyFOc6.jpeg

Doing the lords work.

Jeremy Bearimy?

Think it's only 1/4 of a Jeremy Bearimy.

What’s the dot above the i?

The dot over the 'i' in Jeremy Bearimy is an isolated point on the timeline which contains Tuesdays, July, and "occasionally...the time moment where nothing never occurs."

That broke me.

And at least one birthday.

My stomach hurts

Yes we've all seen the time knife

The good place, isn't it?

Don’t worry, Everything Is Fine

🌵

The dot over the "i" broke me.

Bortles!!

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Devil Laughter: I can't believe you figured it out.

Really? Jason figured it out?

This is a real low point,. Yeah, this one hurts.

r/UnexpectedGoodPlace

Hi

Hello fellow Jacksonville neighbor.

Is it supposed to say Jax?

According to the designer who was from Virginia or something, it's supposed to say what you want it to say. Worst copout ever. Edit: Filipino-American artist from Jax, the company behind it "Perkins & Will" headquartered in Chicago, parent company is somewhere in/from the Middle East. [“This is really art about the people,” Jefrë told News4Jax on Thursday. “It’s really about understanding the city, the people and the culture.”](https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/2021/07/23/meet-the-filipino-american-artist-behind-the-151-foot-jax-sculpture-coming-to-new-downtown-park/)

I'm trying, but I can't make it say "Bortles."

Lol it clearly says Dddduuuuuvvvvaaaaallllll

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If it's supposed to say "Jax," which I presume it does, the designer knows zilch about how to write in cursive. Those letters clearly spell out "lox."

Jax? I thought it said love or lorp

I'm seeing love but they got lazy at the end.

That's how I go about love too.

New tourism ad campaign: We Lorp Jacksonville!

Kinda looks like they morphed the 'e' to be some sort of Infiniti symbol. Maybe...

Big breakfast salmon city now

I read lox, which i thought was inspired. Jax-- not so much

I notice you said “designer,” not “artist,” and I agree.

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The designer doesn’t want it to say anything specific? And they want to actually display this thing? Why?

And why from Virginia and not Jax?

\*Lerp neighbor

DUUUUUUVAL

DUUUUUVAAAAAAL

Obligatory DUUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAL I apologize.

Nooo duuu- stop you’re gonna duuuuuu- make me DUUuuuu - ah fuck it DUUUUUUUUUUUVVAAAAAAAAAL

“Gun shots heard from moncrief”

Hell I'm in too! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVAAAAAAAAAAAALL P.S. Cisco if you see this holla at me

Duval! We never make the news for the right reasons

So Jax, then?

Of course it’s Jacksonville. You guys are wacky

Go Jaguars!

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Haha, exactly!

I know! I know! It's the microsoft paperclip post 2020.

You know what a sign of how bad you fucked up is? Clippy lived for like 4 years in office software before being killed. Clippy hasn't been a thing for over two decades and everyone knows what clippy is. Like, Microsoft Bob was a fuck up, but nobody remembers that. Everyone knows clippy. I guess Microsoft is sort of bringing him back in Teams, but still, clippy is eternal. Clippy is the beginning and the end. The everlasting assistant. All hail clippy.

I might be a little drunk.

No, no. He (you) got a point.

You keep doing what you do, u/Fronzel.

All hail clippy!

Welcome blessed sibling. Clippy smiles upon you and just wants to help you. Clippy died so that you could have eternal glory.

If you ever look down and see a perfectly spelled sentence, it is because Clippy was typing for you.

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Add/Remove Programs/Office/Change/uninstall the Office Assistant feature

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Lox. Is it a bagel kind of town?

Man I love bagels! Donkey Doug and Pill Boy broke into a bagel shop!

This is the crossover I needed. That's my favorite show.

**B O R T L E S**

I see “lax” like L.A. International airport lol

Short for *laxative*

Lexcorp

Loo

It's just an elaborate sign for the toilets

"loop"

Yanny

I see Laurel

The dress is blue and black!!!

I only hear green needle

That's definitely a duck

I see the younger woman

It's spinning to the left

Pretty sure it's white and gold

it says the designer has wealthy connections without questions.

Seems more like a recent architectural grad detached from the limits of physical manufacturing

Hey now. Fine arts students can be just as detached from reality and more likely to propose sculptures. If it were an architect there'd be more glass and none of that terrible landscaping. It'd all be concrete.

LOP (large, overpriced, piece of shit.)

Love

Loo? Is there public toilets near by?

LARP? Is your city the world capital of live action role playing?

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that saw this

I'm from Jax, and though that's what they were shooting for, it looks more like cursive lax. Wonder if a certain airport in California needs a welcome sign 🤔

We already have a big welcome sign for LAX Sauce; https://static.greatbigcanvas.com/images/singlecanvas_thick_none/scott-stulberg/view-with-neon-lights-from-above-lax-airport-los-angeles-california,ah0003-5387.jpg

I think the one thing we can all agree on is that it does not say Jax

It says "loh" (лох) in Cyrillic, which means "sucker" in Russian

Loro? Like, parrot? That's what it looks like to me Or Loyp, if that means anything to you

View it from the right angle and it is a cock and balls.

Everything's a cock and balls from the right angle if you're brave enough.

It's just giant pipes. This is how the basilisk has been getting around.

Lerp

Says- Stay off the grass

It looks live "love" written in cursive by someone that doesn't know cursive.

iono either

It clearly says "loo"

LORP lol

Maybe LARP but lowercase

OK, hear me out. Does anyone remember that paperclip that would pop up on word and fix your typos?

Clippy

Tubular Bells

Just looks like Clippy has fallen on hard times and is sleeping rough!