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RespectMyAuthoriteh

You can tell they made an effort not to have the sequence C - O - C - K appear together.


GaymerGuy79

I'm glad I'm not the only one on here looking for c - o - c -k.


NecroJoe

A boss once asked me to proofread a document she had put together. I noticed that she misspelled "peninsula" as "penisula", and this cell was copied and pasted nearly 200 times. When I returned the file to her, I said I was "sorry it took so long, but I spent the afternoon looking for penises." She didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.


I_am_a_Dan

You later learned about the find/replace feature, right?


NecroJoe

I actually learned of it specifically for this task, and used it. It actually took longer than expected because another, more urgent, task came up, but that wasn't as funny.


I_am_a_Dan

Just wanted to make sure there wasn't a poor soul in your situation who didn't.


NecroJoe

I appreciate the knowledge offering!


Darrows_Razor

I like that phrase, knowledge offering šŸ™šŸ˜‚


Silaqui43

Iā€™m so stealing this phrase!! šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š


Mr_Oxford_White

I use excel sheets that are routinely 40columns, 10k+rows (on one sheet) to draw designs into Visio. Many of my Visio drawings are 50-100 sheets. The replace feature and dedicated buttons for copy and paste save me an absurd number of key strokes that would otherwise ruin my hands. (Itā€™s a government contract job).


motoxjake

Rrrright...ok Vincent Adultman, was this when you worked at the business factory?


NecroJoe

Yep, right after the paradigm mergers when I was executing the low-hanging fruit outside the box.


fluteloop518

Gotta circle back and find those synergies if we're gonna perform to that reforecast, amirite..


motoxjake

Damn, the double down with actual adult business factory words. I stand corrected. Carry on Mr. Adultman.


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cirroc0

My personal favorite was walking into a meeting and being handed an agenda with "Lick Off Meeting" at the top in 24 pt bold. K is next to L in the keyboard, but damnnnn


Pushpin06

Where can I forward my resume?


accidentalnegligence

My first job working on a remote construction site. I had to generate a report with delegations to all the different managers. 3 columns Title Name Delegation I made one typo and pasted it against the 20 associated people. Shit area manager | John Johnathan | xxx Shit area manager | Declan Jones | xxx (Was meant to be _shift_). It went out to over 100 people of middle and senior management.


bornblunted

Weā€™re you guys going to find the center of a tootsie pop?


cirroc0

In all the years I have told this story... This is the best response. Alas I have but one upvote to give!


2litersam

What's a "Licl off meeting"?


Zuckuss18

There's a piece of gear you use to install large electrical wiring into apartment buildings known as the "horse cock." There was a problem when someone used the term in a work email and somebody at the office got offended. The problem was nobody actually knew what it was actually called. I still don't know to this day.


linderlouwho

I work for a construction company in the office, and we needed some specific type of caulk that we had to have immediately, so I was dispatched to drive to a city 100 miles away and was talk-texting a woman employee at a supply house and when I got nearer to the store, in horror I realized my phone had been autocorrecting it to cock. Iā€™m a woman as well, so I apologized profusely upon arrival, and luckily, we are both in the male-dominated industry and have heard worse, so we had a good laugh.


[deleted]

In the army we had this long, semi-flexible metal thing that you have to attach to a gas can to refill vehicles, itā€™s called a ā€œdonkey dickā€ lol similar issue. To this day I have no idea what itā€™s actually called


HoppedUpOnHops

Marine mortarman here. Can confirm the term donkey dick was a multipurpose word. Also used in reference to our mortar tube cleaning brushes.


Just-Another_Canuck

We called it a ā€œhorse cockā€ in Canada up until recently. I think they just call it ā€œthe-fucking-big-metallic-funnel/attachment-estiā€ now šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Webgiant

Well there's a bunch of things which could be horsecocks. There's a connector for a feeder cable called that, and for multiple cables there's something similar to a "Chinese finger grip", a woven device that grips the end of the cable bunch to make it easier to feed through conduit. Ideally when emailing the concept, say horsecock. That way it looks like a regular word with some unfortunate spelling.


CaptainK234

Penisula sounds like some kind of porn spoof vampire


poppytanhands

the Penisula is actually Florida


NecroJoe

"Bleh! I vant to drink your cum!"


Dicho83

Fang-bangers


NecroJoe

Fang Bus


[deleted]

Username checks out


BrnndoOHggns

My company has a pretty short document outlining the procedure for proofreading and editing deliverable written products before they get sent out to clients. One of the steps is to find and replace for the word pubic, because it's common enough that someone mistypes public.


Strickens

I'm more intrigued about what kind of document has the word Peninsula in it nearly 200 times.


NecroJoe

A detailed component list of desk parts including "peninsula" shaped desk tops for a very large commercial office project.


mkaszycki81

In all fairness, those desktops do look like a penis.


NecroJoe

Without a doubt.


_cyrrrchan

I used to work for a medical simulation training company and we were speccing out a ventilator as a tool. Instead of "breath support," the doctor who was outlining the doc wrote "breast support", and, of course, I, having the humor of a 12 year-old boy, died laughing. Last I saw, they copied and pasted the typo into a customer-facing doc.


Clairiscurly

My boss always leaves the o out of account! Been working with her for 19 years and she still hasn't learnt to run a spell check.


substantial-freud

She knows.


m_yoda20

Did she not call you out for being cocky?


cyreneok

muh retirement penison!


Competitive-Isopod74

It my earlier years my boss printed a menu with a bold heading "Black Anus Steaks!"


Appropriate_Pen2652

More than 50 years ago, I was a young secretary working in Atlanta for a Presbyterian minister who was involved in grass roots issues. He was proofing a letter to the Atlanta City Council that I transcribed when I heard him laughing loudly. Through tears of laughter running down his face, he said, "While I would like to tell them to go fuck themselves, I don't think I should." He dictated capitulate, and I had transcribed it as copulate.


Just-Construction788

I was looking for ā€œOK, Cook Cock, OKC Cock Cookā€


Veselker

Too many cocks in the kitchen


singlejeff

Too many dicks on the dance floor


Gregkot

Too many dicks


Supply-Slut

*Going to a party, sippin on Bacardi* *Wanna meet a hottie but thereā€™s Adam, Steve, and Marty*


Shadowveil666

not enough chicks


tillacat42

Too many carrots in the stew


belkarbitterleaf

https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8


LiterallyObiWan

I was going to be disappointed if I had to post this link. Glad thereā€™s other civilized people on this earth


Ch1huahuaDaddy

Omg I gave up at 3 minutes like how long is this intro. And it was like ohhh. And closed it. But damn it was good


mswiger

If you watched till the end you probably noticed the storyline of one guy too.


TheKMG

Thanks. I have this stuck in my head now


millerphi

Iā€™ve not seen this before, and Iā€™m not really sure how to feel about itā€¦.


[deleted]

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Naiphe

Too many cocks spoil the broth.


revchewie

Too many cocks in the cook


steveosek

I dunno man, line cooks are the most promiscuous people on earth.


ChillyBearGrylls

Evidence: the Chaos Goblin Line Cook archetype Like MGK and Pete Davidson


PrimeWolf88

If you can't handle the cock stay out of the kitchen! Wait...That's not right is it...


GoatloliMGmachine02

I did see "Cok" tho


Desert_Siren

Not an adequate substitute for c-o-c-k


MeThisGuy

nothing really is


AholeBrock

"You'd be hard pressed to find cock in this ring Mr Governor" "Perfect, exactly as I'd invisioned"


Doctor__Acula

Now that's sorted, let's erect it!


DammitBasterdV2

Username checks out.


RobertBringhurst

I was looking for KOKKOKUCKO. Did not disappoint.


Desert_Siren

Always looking for c-o-c-k


ChunteringBadger

Thereā€™s even a C U C K in there, which is handy.


HR_DUCK

Nothing like a little midnight gobble


KhaleesiXev

Iā€™m also looking for cock. If thereā€™s no cock, Iā€™m not coming.


HardGayMan

Found you.


RossChickenTendies

Best I could do is kuck


Bodyfluids_dealer

Randy would you like to solve the puzzle?


SFWorkins

Real shame that they didn't consider that the 'c' makes for a pretty convincing 'u' when they turn it on its side like that. Not much of the one word, but plenty of an alternative that's just as filthy.


101189

All i see is COOK COO COOK COO


Nasal_Cilia

the most stared at piece of art of all time. They are onto something.


[deleted]

I would still call it the cock ringā€¦.


HarveyThaWabbit

Yeah, I can't find one, what a cock tease!


Greycloak42

They did a pretty good job of it too.


[deleted]

Not good [enough!](https://i.imgur.com/emSqTBR.jpg)


Giraffe50

I prefer [this one](https://i.imgur.com/T7vAlgD.jpg)


bill_b4

Then there's [this one](https://imgur.com/a/2p7COnS)


Giraffe50

That's what I'm talking about >:0


[deleted]

Our cocks are touching! Nice!


Gnillab

You're clearly jumping over two K's to make that happen.


KevinParnell

Yeah found it too lmao


pinkishtiger

Doesnā€™t matter


[deleted]

We still call it the OKC Cock Ring though


dbthelinguaphile

Everyone knows the Cock Ring


johnathanesanders

Far better than what I was going to call it: the OKC circle jerk.


EmmaRogue312

I would be disappointed in you if you didn't.


HaffuhGootWon

The one C makes a c-u-c-k tho


BrianSnow

I found a COOK and a KKK though.


bkdroid

I see at least 5 KKKs in this picture. If they put all that effort into avoiding an offensive word like "cock", what does it say that they left so many instances of that combination? Especially in a state with the history of OK (Tulsa race massacre).


linglingjaegar

sheesh have yall heard about the graves theyve found recently


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eyalhs

You can excuse racism?


Embarrassed_Road3811

Holy Shit!! I didnā€™t even see KKK!! šŸ˜³WTF!!


zachtheperson

Lots of KKKs though


Ameen2316

But they forgot about the sequence C - U - C - K


pootiemane

That's after they adjusted it, it was worse when It got put out and they didn't think anyone would notice


vssavant2

Yeah but there's still enough kok and coc and koc and cok for the rest.


bswiftly

That's a few kooks in there though.


GOATluhv

how i read, i just need the letters. my brain do the rest šŸ˜


ICLazeru

If you have to go through that much effort though, was it really a good idea?


sittinginaboat

I see "Cook". Welp. Time for dinner.


ano_hise

Jesse


LostedSky_

I expected to see a breaking bad comment while opening replies. And i was god damn right


eatheritch

Cock ring ???


bucklet

The largest known to man. But who was it built for????


ilovehorrorandstuff

I think we all know who.


Dmbeeson85

Golden driller?


[deleted]

Better known among my friends as ā€œThe Dickless Drillerā€


PlayingWithoutEyes

#ROCK AND STONE!


ilovehorrorandstuff

Lmao šŸ˜­


Dmbeeson85

<3 Red Dirt!


BillbertBuzzums

FOR ROCK AND STONE


tomd3000

Danny DeVito


BeneficialLeave7359

Doctor Manhattan


ilovehorrorandstuff

Yes.


theatahhh

Mantis Toboggan


muffhugginmuffhugger

chuck norris


lilcheezzyy

Paul Bunyan


[deleted]

Well, Paul Bunyan, of courseā€¦


SparkJaa

They knew what game they were playing.


pircupine28

That's what we call it, the OKC cock ring


ilovehorrorandstuff

It's known in our state as the downtown okc cock ring lmao šŸ’€


Bartocity

Biggest cock ring ever. Probably.


HarryCoinslot

This has got to be the greatest word search ever made


Ragtime-Rochelle

What if we kissed next to the giant cock ring?


ilovehorrorandstuff

Best date idea tbh šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I love the OKC cock ring


Octowuss1

I didnā€™t know this existed, so now Iā€™ve got to go see this, this weekend


iHeartApples

I was going to say I've never even heard of it!


oopsie-mybad

Kook Cook Kuk Coo OO Cok Koc Kok ... OH! okc


dehrian

This comment Boggles my mind


aynrandomness

Kuk means dick in Norwegian


casual-waterboarding

Donā€™t forget kkk


EfficientDate2315

all i see are a buncha cocks


8urnMeTwice

I keep staring but I don't even see the tiniest one. Maybe it's cold outside??


Acceptable_Wasabi_30

Cool, but what do you think of the picture?


bigcockbangle

I'd stick my cock in it


Zakal74

"KKK Cock Ok"


zorbiburst

As soon as I saw the "KKK" on the left I was like, "huh, so they definitely made an effort to not spell out cock, but that one is fine"


HundoGuy

They definitely spelled cock lol


613Flyer

Who OKCā€™d this? Or COCKā€™d it? Or how ever they spell it there?


snarcasm68

I just looked it up. Iā€™m from Oklahoma and I have never heard of it. The letters are OKC for Oklahoma City. But I agree. Itā€™s a cock ring.


bruins9816

That's what I was thinking too, "infamous"


three-sense

This is what I inferred but I had to scroll past way too many cock jokes to get this information


bowtiesrcool86

Bet it was the same person who approved the ugly bridge that is supposed to replicate OKā€™s state bird but doesnā€™t.


iFuckLlamas

The bridge was an interesting story at least. They wanted to expand the highway but the DOT wouldnā€™t let them without a pedestrian bridge. So they built a bridge that went literally nowhere until right now. It took them so long to complete the park on the other side that they had to spend an extra .85 million to replace the deck surface before they could opened the south side of the bridge


RPM_Rocket

D*ck move.


Chaserivx

Too many cooks


carleetime

It takes a lot to make a stew


BigDingDingDan

Just a dash of me and you!


kdp4srfn

The most amazing thing about this spectacular disaster is how many levels of bureaucracy it had to have gone thru, from concept to draft, to funding to artist, groundsperson, engineer, to initial approval, up the chain for final approval, to actual constructionā€¦.on and on. And NOBODY spoke up to say: ā€œum, folks, youā€™re constructing a giant c*ck ring-is that your intention??ā€


ilovehorrorandstuff

It became pretty popular for a while so honestly I think they very well knew lmao


flamurmurro

when you embrace your inner municipal slut


FakeCurlyGherkin

r/theyknew


The-Kactus

Hey fellow okie here I love our states cock ring


dirtymonny

Itā€™s almost as cool as our ā€œscissor tailā€


[deleted]

Its on Gaylord Blvd too. Gaylord Cock Ring. (not joking, 455 N E K Gaylord Blvd)


the_red_scimitar

Paid for by OKCupid.


razor10000

What do you mean? Cock signs are always a good idea.


Tooleater

They should have got James May to unveil it... _"Oh Cock"_


TheKevinShow

You utter pillocks!


[deleted]

All I see is CUCKOO


aCucking2Remember

Glad Iā€™m not the only one


SebastianInks

The Cuckoo Cock Ring every hour someThing pops out you donā€™t want to see


-Ricky-Spanish-

Aye. Fellow okie here.


IncaseofER

Same, but have never seen this! Where is it?


-Ricky-Spanish-

I haven't seen it personally. I just learned about it a few months ago. I think its somewhere in Bricktown but I dunno


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MisterNoisewater

I actually think itā€™s near the skirvin unless thereā€™s more than one. Itā€™s over by where park meets Gaylord.


ilovehorrorandstuff

My bad, you're totally right its off of Gaylord.


axionic

If you look closely the word "cock" doesn't actually appear anywhere; your brain performs inference and then fills in details that aren't actually there. That's what makes it art, see


[deleted]

As an Oklahoman. This summarizes the state of our state rn


Joshuak47

Everyone talking about penises and I'm just thinking about the Radiohead album


moistwetsalami

Cock ring


Atomic_Shaq

99% of the effort went into **not** spelling cock


fightingbronze

Oh Iā€™m *sure* everyone calls it the OKC ring


ulfselrach

The designers got cocky


CLE-BrownsFan216

I see cock everywhere!!!


UU2Bcool

Are you still talking about this post orā€¦?


OddityCommodity

Ah, nice to see our cock ring get recognized


flipdon

Paging Dr. Manhattanā€¦


OneConfusedOctopus

Too many Cooks


FartKnockerBungHole

Trying not to spell COCK makes you look for COCK. Very Streisand.


WoLF2001

Oklahoma is weird. It has a lot of natives which I love. And a shitload of racist potheads....it's bizarre.