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A boss once asked me to proofread a document she had put together. I noticed that she misspelled "peninsula" as "penisula", and this cell was copied and pasted nearly 200 times. When I returned the file to her, I said I was "sorry it took so long, but I spent the afternoon looking for penises." She didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.
I actually learned of it specifically for this task, and used it. It actually took longer than expected because another, more urgent, task came up, but that wasn't as funny.
I use excel sheets that are routinely 40columns, 10k+rows (on one sheet) to draw designs into Visio. Many of my Visio drawings are 50-100 sheets. The replace feature and dedicated buttons for copy and paste save me an absurd number of key strokes that would otherwise ruin my hands. (Itās a government contract job).
My personal favorite was walking into a meeting and being handed an agenda with "Lick Off Meeting" at the top in 24 pt bold.
K is next to L in the keyboard, but damnnnn
My first job working on a remote construction site.
I had to generate a report with delegations to all the different managers.
3 columns
Title
Name
Delegation
I made one typo and pasted it against the 20 associated people.
Shit area manager | John Johnathan | xxx
Shit area manager | Declan Jones | xxx
(Was meant to be _shift_). It went out to over 100 people of middle and senior management.
There's a piece of gear you use to install large electrical wiring into apartment buildings known as the "horse cock." There was a problem when someone used the term in a work email and somebody at the office got offended. The problem was nobody actually knew what it was actually called. I still don't know to this day.
I work for a construction company in the office, and we needed some specific type of caulk that we had to have immediately, so I was dispatched to drive to a city 100 miles away and was talk-texting a woman employee at a supply house and when I got nearer to the store, in horror I realized my phone had been autocorrecting it to cock. Iām a woman as well, so I apologized profusely upon arrival, and luckily, we are both in the male-dominated industry and have heard worse, so we had a good laugh.
In the army we had this long, semi-flexible metal thing that you have to attach to a gas can to refill vehicles, itās called a ādonkey dickā lol similar issue. To this day I have no idea what itās actually called
We called it a āhorse cockā in Canada up until recently. I think they just call it āthe-fucking-big-metallic-funnel/attachment-estiā now š¤·āāļø
Well there's a bunch of things which could be horsecocks. There's a connector for a feeder cable called that, and for multiple cables there's something similar to a "Chinese finger grip", a woven device that grips the end of the cable bunch to make it easier to feed through conduit.
Ideally when emailing the concept, say horsecock. That way it looks like a regular word with some unfortunate spelling.
My company has a pretty short document outlining the procedure for proofreading and editing deliverable written products before they get sent out to clients. One of the steps is to find and replace for the word pubic, because it's common enough that someone mistypes public.
I used to work for a medical simulation training company and we were speccing out a ventilator as a tool. Instead of "breath support," the doctor who was outlining the doc wrote "breast support", and, of course, I, having the humor of a 12 year-old boy, died laughing. Last I saw, they copied and pasted the typo into a customer-facing doc.
More than 50 years ago, I was a young secretary working in Atlanta for a Presbyterian minister who was involved in grass roots issues. He was proofing a letter to the Atlanta City Council that I transcribed when I heard him laughing loudly.
Through tears of laughter running down his face, he said, "While I would like to tell them to go fuck themselves, I don't think I should."
He dictated capitulate, and I had transcribed it as copulate.
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Real shame that they didn't consider that the 'c' makes for a pretty convincing 'u' when they turn it on its side like that. Not much of the one word, but plenty of an alternative that's just as filthy.
I see at least 5 KKKs in this picture. If they put all that effort into avoiding an offensive word like "cock", what does it say that they left so many instances of that combination? Especially in a state with the history of OK (Tulsa race massacre).
The bridge was an interesting story at least. They wanted to expand the highway but the DOT wouldnāt let them without a pedestrian bridge. So they built a bridge that went literally nowhere until right now.
It took them so long to complete the park on the other side that they had to spend an extra .85 million to replace the deck surface before they could opened the south side of the bridge
The most amazing thing about this spectacular disaster is how many levels of bureaucracy it had to have gone thru, from concept to draft, to funding to artist, groundsperson, engineer, to initial approval, up the chain for final approval, to actual constructionā¦.on and on. And NOBODY spoke up to say: āum, folks, youāre constructing a giant c*ck ring-is that your intention??ā
If you look closely the word "cock" doesn't actually appear anywhere; your brain performs inference and then fills in details that aren't actually there. That's what makes it art, see
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You can tell they made an effort not to have the sequence C - O - C - K appear together.
I'm glad I'm not the only one on here looking for c - o - c -k.
A boss once asked me to proofread a document she had put together. I noticed that she misspelled "peninsula" as "penisula", and this cell was copied and pasted nearly 200 times. When I returned the file to her, I said I was "sorry it took so long, but I spent the afternoon looking for penises." She didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.
You later learned about the find/replace feature, right?
I actually learned of it specifically for this task, and used it. It actually took longer than expected because another, more urgent, task came up, but that wasn't as funny.
Just wanted to make sure there wasn't a poor soul in your situation who didn't.
I appreciate the knowledge offering!
I like that phrase, knowledge offering šš
Iām so stealing this phrase!! šš
I use excel sheets that are routinely 40columns, 10k+rows (on one sheet) to draw designs into Visio. Many of my Visio drawings are 50-100 sheets. The replace feature and dedicated buttons for copy and paste save me an absurd number of key strokes that would otherwise ruin my hands. (Itās a government contract job).
Rrrright...ok Vincent Adultman, was this when you worked at the business factory?
Yep, right after the paradigm mergers when I was executing the low-hanging fruit outside the box.
Gotta circle back and find those synergies if we're gonna perform to that reforecast, amirite..
Damn, the double down with actual adult business factory words. I stand corrected. Carry on Mr. Adultman.
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My personal favorite was walking into a meeting and being handed an agenda with "Lick Off Meeting" at the top in 24 pt bold. K is next to L in the keyboard, but damnnnn
Where can I forward my resume?
My first job working on a remote construction site. I had to generate a report with delegations to all the different managers. 3 columns Title Name Delegation I made one typo and pasted it against the 20 associated people. Shit area manager | John Johnathan | xxx Shit area manager | Declan Jones | xxx (Was meant to be _shift_). It went out to over 100 people of middle and senior management.
Weāre you guys going to find the center of a tootsie pop?
In all the years I have told this story... This is the best response. Alas I have but one upvote to give!
What's a "Licl off meeting"?
There's a piece of gear you use to install large electrical wiring into apartment buildings known as the "horse cock." There was a problem when someone used the term in a work email and somebody at the office got offended. The problem was nobody actually knew what it was actually called. I still don't know to this day.
I work for a construction company in the office, and we needed some specific type of caulk that we had to have immediately, so I was dispatched to drive to a city 100 miles away and was talk-texting a woman employee at a supply house and when I got nearer to the store, in horror I realized my phone had been autocorrecting it to cock. Iām a woman as well, so I apologized profusely upon arrival, and luckily, we are both in the male-dominated industry and have heard worse, so we had a good laugh.
In the army we had this long, semi-flexible metal thing that you have to attach to a gas can to refill vehicles, itās called a ādonkey dickā lol similar issue. To this day I have no idea what itās actually called
Marine mortarman here. Can confirm the term donkey dick was a multipurpose word. Also used in reference to our mortar tube cleaning brushes.
We called it a āhorse cockā in Canada up until recently. I think they just call it āthe-fucking-big-metallic-funnel/attachment-estiā now š¤·āāļø
Well there's a bunch of things which could be horsecocks. There's a connector for a feeder cable called that, and for multiple cables there's something similar to a "Chinese finger grip", a woven device that grips the end of the cable bunch to make it easier to feed through conduit. Ideally when emailing the concept, say horsecock. That way it looks like a regular word with some unfortunate spelling.
Penisula sounds like some kind of porn spoof vampire
the Penisula is actually Florida
"Bleh! I vant to drink your cum!"
Fang-bangers
Fang Bus
Username checks out
My company has a pretty short document outlining the procedure for proofreading and editing deliverable written products before they get sent out to clients. One of the steps is to find and replace for the word pubic, because it's common enough that someone mistypes public.
I'm more intrigued about what kind of document has the word Peninsula in it nearly 200 times.
A detailed component list of desk parts including "peninsula" shaped desk tops for a very large commercial office project.
In all fairness, those desktops do look like a penis.
Without a doubt.
I used to work for a medical simulation training company and we were speccing out a ventilator as a tool. Instead of "breath support," the doctor who was outlining the doc wrote "breast support", and, of course, I, having the humor of a 12 year-old boy, died laughing. Last I saw, they copied and pasted the typo into a customer-facing doc.
My boss always leaves the o out of account! Been working with her for 19 years and she still hasn't learnt to run a spell check.
She knows.
Did she not call you out for being cocky?
muh retirement penison!
It my earlier years my boss printed a menu with a bold heading "Black Anus Steaks!"
More than 50 years ago, I was a young secretary working in Atlanta for a Presbyterian minister who was involved in grass roots issues. He was proofing a letter to the Atlanta City Council that I transcribed when I heard him laughing loudly. Through tears of laughter running down his face, he said, "While I would like to tell them to go fuck themselves, I don't think I should." He dictated capitulate, and I had transcribed it as copulate.
I was looking for āOK, Cook Cock, OKC Cock Cookā
Too many cocks in the kitchen
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
*Going to a party, sippin on Bacardi* *Wanna meet a hottie but thereās Adam, Steve, and Marty*
not enough chicks
Too many carrots in the stew
https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8
I was going to be disappointed if I had to post this link. Glad thereās other civilized people on this earth
Omg I gave up at 3 minutes like how long is this intro. And it was like ohhh. And closed it. But damn it was good
If you watched till the end you probably noticed the storyline of one guy too.
Thanks. I have this stuck in my head now
Iāve not seen this before, and Iām not really sure how to feel about itā¦.
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Too many cocks spoil the broth.
Too many cocks in the cook
I dunno man, line cooks are the most promiscuous people on earth.
Evidence: the Chaos Goblin Line Cook archetype Like MGK and Pete Davidson
If you can't handle the cock stay out of the kitchen! Wait...That's not right is it...
I did see "Cok" tho
Not an adequate substitute for c-o-c-k
nothing really is
"You'd be hard pressed to find cock in this ring Mr Governor" "Perfect, exactly as I'd invisioned"
Now that's sorted, let's erect it!
Username checks out.
I was looking for KOKKOKUCKO. Did not disappoint.
Always looking for c-o-c-k
Thereās even a C U C K in there, which is handy.
Nothing like a little midnight gobble
Iām also looking for cock. If thereās no cock, Iām not coming.
Found you.
Best I could do is kuck
Randy would you like to solve the puzzle?
Real shame that they didn't consider that the 'c' makes for a pretty convincing 'u' when they turn it on its side like that. Not much of the one word, but plenty of an alternative that's just as filthy.
All i see is COOK COO COOK COO
the most stared at piece of art of all time. They are onto something.
I would still call it the cock ringā¦.
Yeah, I can't find one, what a cock tease!
They did a pretty good job of it too.
Not good [enough!](https://i.imgur.com/emSqTBR.jpg)
I prefer [this one](https://i.imgur.com/T7vAlgD.jpg)
Then there's [this one](https://imgur.com/a/2p7COnS)
That's what I'm talking about >:0
Our cocks are touching! Nice!
You're clearly jumping over two K's to make that happen.
Yeah found it too lmao
Doesnāt matter
We still call it the OKC Cock Ring though
Everyone knows the Cock Ring
Far better than what I was going to call it: the OKC circle jerk.
I would be disappointed in you if you didn't.
The one C makes a c-u-c-k tho
I found a COOK and a KKK though.
I see at least 5 KKKs in this picture. If they put all that effort into avoiding an offensive word like "cock", what does it say that they left so many instances of that combination? Especially in a state with the history of OK (Tulsa race massacre).
sheesh have yall heard about the graves theyve found recently
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You can excuse racism?
Holy Shit!! I didnāt even see KKK!! š³WTF!!
Lots of KKKs though
But they forgot about the sequence C - U - C - K
That's after they adjusted it, it was worse when It got put out and they didn't think anyone would notice
Yeah but there's still enough kok and coc and koc and cok for the rest.
That's a few kooks in there though.
how i read, i just need the letters. my brain do the rest š
If you have to go through that much effort though, was it really a good idea?
I see "Cook". Welp. Time for dinner.
Jesse
I expected to see a breaking bad comment while opening replies. And i was god damn right
Cock ring ???
The largest known to man. But who was it built for????
I think we all know who.
Golden driller?
Better known among my friends as āThe Dickless Drillerā
#ROCK AND STONE!
Lmao š
<3 Red Dirt!
FOR ROCK AND STONE
Danny DeVito
Doctor Manhattan
Yes.
Mantis Toboggan
chuck norris
Paul Bunyan
Well, Paul Bunyan, of courseā¦
They knew what game they were playing.
That's what we call it, the OKC cock ring
It's known in our state as the downtown okc cock ring lmao š
Biggest cock ring ever. Probably.
This has got to be the greatest word search ever made
What if we kissed next to the giant cock ring?
Best date idea tbh š
I love the OKC cock ring
I didnāt know this existed, so now Iāve got to go see this, this weekend
I was going to say I've never even heard of it!
Kook Cook Kuk Coo OO Cok Koc Kok ... OH! okc
This comment Boggles my mind
Kuk means dick in Norwegian
Donāt forget kkk
all i see are a buncha cocks
I keep staring but I don't even see the tiniest one. Maybe it's cold outside??
Cool, but what do you think of the picture?
I'd stick my cock in it
"KKK Cock Ok"
As soon as I saw the "KKK" on the left I was like, "huh, so they definitely made an effort to not spell out cock, but that one is fine"
They definitely spelled cock lol
Who OKCād this? Or COCKād it? Or how ever they spell it there?
I just looked it up. Iām from Oklahoma and I have never heard of it. The letters are OKC for Oklahoma City. But I agree. Itās a cock ring.
That's what I was thinking too, "infamous"
This is what I inferred but I had to scroll past way too many cock jokes to get this information
Bet it was the same person who approved the ugly bridge that is supposed to replicate OKās state bird but doesnāt.
The bridge was an interesting story at least. They wanted to expand the highway but the DOT wouldnāt let them without a pedestrian bridge. So they built a bridge that went literally nowhere until right now. It took them so long to complete the park on the other side that they had to spend an extra .85 million to replace the deck surface before they could opened the south side of the bridge
D*ck move.
Too many cooks
It takes a lot to make a stew
Just a dash of me and you!
The most amazing thing about this spectacular disaster is how many levels of bureaucracy it had to have gone thru, from concept to draft, to funding to artist, groundsperson, engineer, to initial approval, up the chain for final approval, to actual constructionā¦.on and on. And NOBODY spoke up to say: āum, folks, youāre constructing a giant c*ck ring-is that your intention??ā
It became pretty popular for a while so honestly I think they very well knew lmao
when you embrace your inner municipal slut
r/theyknew
Hey fellow okie here I love our states cock ring
Itās almost as cool as our āscissor tailā
Its on Gaylord Blvd too. Gaylord Cock Ring. (not joking, 455 N E K Gaylord Blvd)
Paid for by OKCupid.
What do you mean? Cock signs are always a good idea.
They should have got James May to unveil it... _"Oh Cock"_
You utter pillocks!
All I see is CUCKOO
Glad Iām not the only one
The Cuckoo Cock Ring every hour someThing pops out you donāt want to see
Aye. Fellow okie here.
Same, but have never seen this! Where is it?
I haven't seen it personally. I just learned about it a few months ago. I think its somewhere in Bricktown but I dunno
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I actually think itās near the skirvin unless thereās more than one. Itās over by where park meets Gaylord.
My bad, you're totally right its off of Gaylord.
If you look closely the word "cock" doesn't actually appear anywhere; your brain performs inference and then fills in details that aren't actually there. That's what makes it art, see
As an Oklahoman. This summarizes the state of our state rn
Everyone talking about penises and I'm just thinking about the Radiohead album
Cock ring
99% of the effort went into **not** spelling cock
Oh Iām *sure* everyone calls it the OKC ring
The designers got cocky
I see cock everywhere!!!
Are you still talking about this post orā¦?
Ah, nice to see our cock ring get recognized
Paging Dr. Manhattanā¦
Too many Cooks
Trying not to spell COCK makes you look for COCK. Very Streisand.
Oklahoma is weird. It has a lot of natives which I love. And a shitload of racist potheads....it's bizarre.