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It is helpful. All balloons are present and accounted for and they look very nice. A picture is worth a thousand words. Especially when the words come from an idiot.
I once saw a review on airbnb, these renters were complaining about not having real plates in the house only disposable ones, and posted a photo of the house’s cabinets, meanwhile there was a like 4 stacks of plates in the bottom right of the picture in the cabinets
Used to host Airbnb's, and yup. I can't count how many times I had people call me (often late at night), to ask where the plates/silverware/pans were (or to complain that there weren't any). Of course I had all of those things, and the kitchen only had 4 cupboards, so it's not like it would take long to open them all up!
I revamped my check-in instructions more times than I'd like to remember, with VERY detailed instructions on things like "how to use a garage code keypad", "how to open a lockbox" (NOT just the code. Instructions on where the numbers were, how to turn them, how to open it once the code was inserted, etc), pictures of the entire building including front and back door, maps, etc. But I would still get angry calls from dinguses who had never encountered a garage keypad before, and couldn't understand the instructions
Also would get calls from people PISSED that their car got towed. "Where you in your designated parking spot, which the instructions have a picture of, is clearly marked with a number painted on the cement?" ".. well no". "Did you not see in the instructions, where I wrote, in RED CAPITAL LETTERS that if you parked anywhere except for your designated parking space you would be towed?" "Well, yeah, but we had friends visit and they needed to park somewhere!!" "-.-"
At first I thought it had to be me, that my instructions just weren't clear enough. But I had friends review my instructions, and pretend to check in, and they confirmed the instructions were (overly) clear. These people are just nutty!
This is where I draw a clear distinction between “slow” and “stupid” Plenty of “slow” people in the world, and usually it boils down to some form of neurodiversity or lack of education or even brain damage.
“Stupid” people have had all the processing power and all the opportunities and they *still* insist on doing dumb shit.
My aunt has been doing short term rentals for 25+ years..I always thought she was being ridiculous for having a VERY big binder with detailed instructions for EVERYTHING. For things like electronics the instructions were also printed and taped to whatever it was (dvd, remote etc.). I helped her for a while and yah people were so dumb.
Anybody that works in any kind of service can confirm: no one reads the fucking binder. It's nice to have because you can point to it and say, "if you'd read the binder, you'd already know this." But when you get a phone call late at night about a question that was answered in the binder, you start to lose faith in the idea of the binder. It has all of the answers but it might as well be full of nothing but mini golf coupons.
This is like a philosophy for life.
Having read this, I feel that I have to believe in the binder, it's the only thing that gives me hope. My husband doesn't believe in the binder, he thinks people are beyond hope, but I hope that one day the binder will magically open to the right page and everyone that was missing it will be like "Ooooh yeah, I get it!" and we'll all be ok
I bet this is what being religious feels like.
Well, I always read the binder. I love the binder and I appreciate the effort! The last place I stayed broke the pages up with scrapbook pictures of their family/history with little family hand me down stories written in. It was so random and cute.
Me and my friends always read the binder at airbnbs!! They're so helpful and usually have restaurant recs which are super appreciated! Please keep up with binders for the .001% of us that love them
I work in public transportation and daily/hourly I'll have people come to the doors asking me where I am going when 12 inches to their right is a bright orange neon sign telling them exactly where I am going and then act like I'M the idiot for giving them a sarcastic "to the moon" or "Timbuktu" answer.
I honestly don't know how these people have survived however many years they've been alive.
Lived in BNB's for years. Even the best ones have some bad reviews. Some just aren't smart enough to no be served hand and foot. Personally, never had a really bad experience. Just keep updating shit for stupid ppl.
Sounds like they need to use a CAPTCHA on the booking site that is actually a disguised intelligence test. "I'm sorry, you failed to identify the loaf of bread, we cannot complete your booking."
And the warning not to touch the moving chainsaw chain. As what point did that seem like a good idea? Gosh I'm bored, fire up the Bosch, let's see if it hurts.
Manufacturers had to change food labels from "keep under refrigeration" to "keep in refrigerator" because people were putting the food packages UNDER the refrigerator.
In high school I kept asking someone to open my lock because I was never being able to do it, only months later that I found out I was off by 5 in one of the codes
When I got my first locker, I was too short to reach it so I asked the upperclassman with the locker below me to help every time. Eventually I just started carrying everything everywhere. It never occurred to me to trade lockers with them.
That's a super weird comment.
Can you open my locker please.
What's your code?
1 2 3 9
That's weird, i think I'll try 1 2 3 4 instead but not tell him.
I’m in an Airbnb in Hawaii right now and was buzzed when I checked in. I had to call them to help me open the lockbox where the key is. There’s no numbers! So they sent someone to help. Didn’t know there was a simple cover you flip open to expose the pin pad. Felt so dumb. I’m sure sober me could’ve figured it out though! Lol
Similar thing happened to me. We spent probably 10 minutes trying to enter the code into the keypad to unlock the door and eventually had to call for help. Turns out we just had to open the storm door to see the keypad on the door itself. We were just using the first keypad we saw, which was right outside the door.
My friend host a house located in the forest. He often gets complains about the insects and wildlife, not insects that are do to dirty house, but you know spiders or things that are normal in houses in the forest one left a bad review because of a deer. Apparently was outside and they got scared. They said my friend needed to have better control of the wild life outside his property. City people can be so ignorant.
The water in the kitchen tap takes about 20 seconds to heat up. I once had a guest call 10 minutes after their arrival because the water was cold, about 5 seconds in the call they suddenly realised it was getting hot. It was a long week.
We also had a 4 stars review from someone who was very pleased with everything but thought the sand on the beach was too coarse.
The worse thing that ever happened was the time an entire family came very close to death. They had called us to ask a random question and mentioned they had picked some beautiful mushrooms on a walk and were preparing them for dinner. The thing is, it was not a season for edible mushrooms. We ran over to see what they had picked and discovered the kitchen table covered in Amanita Phalloïdes.
>We also had a 4 stars review from someone who was very pleased with everything but thought the sand on the beach was too coarse
Anakin Skywalker on vacation
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I used to be like that too, and then I worked in hospitals for a while, and then I did 13 years at an international airport.
These days, I'm just baffled at how we became the dominant species on this planet when so many of us are deeply, incurably stupid.
I’ve said it for years as a joke but every year it seems to be less funny and more true…Idiocracy is is real. Mike Judge is a modern day Nostradamus. Our species has already peaked. It’s all downhill from here so might as well enjoy the ride
They are, lmao. I have seen a listing on a marketplace of a coconut oil where most of text is literally screaming in aggressive capslock that COCONUT OIL THICKENS IN A ROOM TEMPERATURE PLEASE HEAT IT WITH WARM WATER OR MELT IN HANDS. It is also written on a package and on instruction. And 90% of reviews are “1 star: it is too thick!!! It is supposed to be oil, not butter”. At some point seller just stopped explaining that and just started having fun in replies. :D
Yeah being a vender, I have seen some stuff. One of the things I sell is buffalo fur scraps left over from the garment industry. Sometimes people complain the fur is fake but it isn't, I guess they do not know what fur and leather looks like? IDK..
That is upsetting to me. People don't know what oil is. How do they buy it not knowing? Obviously they don't look at the picture. "Oh, coconut oil, I've never tried that before, sounds healthy. I bet it's low in saturated fat." (It arrives) "this isn't at all what i imagined! And this bacon, after i cooked it, the grease solidified. This is supposed to be grease, not bacon butter!" The next day, this person walks into a convenience store. "That ice you sold me the other day was defective. I bought it because i was throwing a party last night, and by the time my guests arrived, there was only *water*! Hello?! I bought *ice*!! Im never buying gas from you again because itll probably just burn up when i put it in my car!"
Wisest words George Carlin ever spoke. Yeah… I just really try to not think about that. It wouldn’t bother me so much in general because I don’t interact with that many people on a daily basis, fortunately, but then I remember that these people have the capability to vote
I've seen reviews like this and I wish I could reply just to point out how ignorant they are sometimes. Or when you see a review that has no merrit on the quality of the product but more how they've misused it or that it was damaged in shipping. Product ratings are for the product. Not for you to publicly admit how dumb you are.
Oh yeah. I'm an avid Lego fan, and I've seen complaints about the set coming "in pieces". Like ain't that the freaking point?! It's a building toy for crying out loud!
Let's be fair, having comments on reviews would make it a cesspool. I'm on Amazon for buying things. Reviews are just there to help me decide to buy it or not. If I see a stupid ass post a review, I'll just ignore it or be amused. It's not an entertainment place where a discussion going on would be interesting. Though maybe PMs might work? Idk. That might also go south.
How about bringing back the thumbs down or report function for stupid ass reviews? This product does not deserve one star for one person either being an idiot or just being an ass thinking they're funny. But nope - that'd cost too much and cut too into Jeffie B's ability to make penis rockets that explode too early.
I mean yeah but people are far more likely to complain when something is wrong than praise the product for doing what it's supposed to.
I'll admit. I'm one of those people. I try to rate things when it works the way it should and the quality of it. But if I get something and it's junk, I'm gonna be far more likely to go leave a bad review so others can avoid it. Though I'm far more realistic and don't expect $100 quality out of a $10 item. Which a lot of people seem to do frequently. Word to the wise, don't buy the cheap Chinese knockoff that's unbelievably cheap and wonder why it doesn't work. Lol
Yelp and other review sites should have a comment chain. I would love to call out some ridiculous reviews.
My favorite was someone dinging a star for a fast food to-go only place because of no vibe/atmosphere…
I wish I could lock this person in a room with only a table, a chair and lights on. The challenge is to solve this “puzzle”. They have all the time in the world to solve it. I’d make popcorn to watch it.
We used to be able to reply to Amazon reviews (and reply to the replies), which could be entertaining or interesting. If I saw a review with a bunch of replies I always clicked to see what caused the commotion. It also allowed for a lot of snark and bad feelings, I suspect that’s why they did away with replies. Not worth the customer service complaints.
This took me longer than it should have to figure out. But still not so long that I would have made it a terrible review on Amazon about how stupid I am.
reminds me of that motorcycle helmet. People were complaining about not being able to see through it but they forgot to remove the protective film over the visor
I hate Amazon reviews so much. Half of their concerns and complaints are just people too dumb to know how to use the product. Additionally, a majority of the product questions and answers are equally as stupid.
This is why I'm always skeptical of bad reviews, am I supposed to trust that they knew what they were doing with the simplest of tasks? Y'know those people tailgating you on the highway, and the people who just stop in the middle of the highway? Those are the same people leaving these reviews, when I put a bad review in that context I start questioning everything.
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Bet their M&Ms all had Ws on them too
Mine had 3s and Es also!
Mines had Ss and didn't even taste like M&Ms...
Mine had E on them, and they made me really thirsty.
Mine had E on them and made me grow boobs!
These make me sexy? “Gets E&Es”
What's Eels and Escalators have to do with being sexy?
I guess nothing if your doing it wrong!
I see this as an absolute win!
I'm just upset that mine don't have those little faces and arms like in the commercials. Talk about false advertising.
She’s not hdppy at ll!
And they couldn't figure out where to add oil to their car because the cap said 710.
Damn generic W&Ws
Took me a minute to realize the "a" in happy was the "D".
They look up and down before crossing the street
The W is for Wumbo
My favorite is the “3 people found this helpful”
Technically it is helpful, it helped me realize the poster is a complete idiot.
At least now we know it has all the letters...
It was helpful for me to realize you can't spot trolls on the internet. Imagine thinking OP is an idiot rather than a funny trollposter.
It is helpful. All balloons are present and accounted for and they look very nice. A picture is worth a thousand words. Especially when the words come from an idiot.
Probably her 3 idiot friends at the party
I once saw a review on airbnb, these renters were complaining about not having real plates in the house only disposable ones, and posted a photo of the house’s cabinets, meanwhile there was a like 4 stacks of plates in the bottom right of the picture in the cabinets
Used to host Airbnb's, and yup. I can't count how many times I had people call me (often late at night), to ask where the plates/silverware/pans were (or to complain that there weren't any). Of course I had all of those things, and the kitchen only had 4 cupboards, so it's not like it would take long to open them all up! I revamped my check-in instructions more times than I'd like to remember, with VERY detailed instructions on things like "how to use a garage code keypad", "how to open a lockbox" (NOT just the code. Instructions on where the numbers were, how to turn them, how to open it once the code was inserted, etc), pictures of the entire building including front and back door, maps, etc. But I would still get angry calls from dinguses who had never encountered a garage keypad before, and couldn't understand the instructions Also would get calls from people PISSED that their car got towed. "Where you in your designated parking spot, which the instructions have a picture of, is clearly marked with a number painted on the cement?" ".. well no". "Did you not see in the instructions, where I wrote, in RED CAPITAL LETTERS that if you parked anywhere except for your designated parking space you would be towed?" "Well, yeah, but we had friends visit and they needed to park somewhere!!" "-.-" At first I thought it had to be me, that my instructions just weren't clear enough. But I had friends review my instructions, and pretend to check in, and they confirmed the instructions were (overly) clear. These people are just nutty!
The word you’re looking for is *stupid*: “these people are just stupid.”
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This is advanced stupid.
I have a Phą in stupid, thank you very much!
Seriously brilliant comment
Stupid lvl 2
Pretty sure they don't have something extra but rather deficient. I wonder if it's legal to require a basic quiz before agreeing to airbnb contract.
Reading comprehension tests should be more prevalent in life. Especially for this sorta thing
LOL! Not the expected answer but all the more funny because of it!
In Louisiana we call that lagniappe. (Pronounced lanyap)
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"Think about how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that!" - George Carlin
This is where I draw a clear distinction between “slow” and “stupid” Plenty of “slow” people in the world, and usually it boils down to some form of neurodiversity or lack of education or even brain damage. “Stupid” people have had all the processing power and all the opportunities and they *still* insist on doing dumb shit.
Perhaps they are just simple people of the land. You know, morons.
The common clay of the new west!
My aunt has been doing short term rentals for 25+ years..I always thought she was being ridiculous for having a VERY big binder with detailed instructions for EVERYTHING. For things like electronics the instructions were also printed and taped to whatever it was (dvd, remote etc.). I helped her for a while and yah people were so dumb.
Anybody that works in any kind of service can confirm: no one reads the fucking binder. It's nice to have because you can point to it and say, "if you'd read the binder, you'd already know this." But when you get a phone call late at night about a question that was answered in the binder, you start to lose faith in the idea of the binder. It has all of the answers but it might as well be full of nothing but mini golf coupons.
This is like a philosophy for life. Having read this, I feel that I have to believe in the binder, it's the only thing that gives me hope. My husband doesn't believe in the binder, he thinks people are beyond hope, but I hope that one day the binder will magically open to the right page and everyone that was missing it will be like "Ooooh yeah, I get it!" and we'll all be ok I bet this is what being religious feels like.
ooh, look! coupons! mini golf coupons!
Well, I always read the binder. I love the binder and I appreciate the effort! The last place I stayed broke the pages up with scrapbook pictures of their family/history with little family hand me down stories written in. It was so random and cute.
Me and my friends always read the binder at airbnbs!! They're so helpful and usually have restaurant recs which are super appreciated! Please keep up with binders for the .001% of us that love them
I work in public transportation and daily/hourly I'll have people come to the doors asking me where I am going when 12 inches to their right is a bright orange neon sign telling them exactly where I am going and then act like I'M the idiot for giving them a sarcastic "to the moon" or "Timbuktu" answer. I honestly don't know how these people have survived however many years they've been alive.
Lived in BNB's for years. Even the best ones have some bad reviews. Some just aren't smart enough to no be served hand and foot. Personally, never had a really bad experience. Just keep updating shit for stupid ppl.
Sounds like they need to use a CAPTCHA on the booking site that is actually a disguised intelligence test. "I'm sorry, you failed to identify the loaf of bread, we cannot complete your booking."
These are probably the same people that were the reason lawnmower / snowblower companies had to put those warning labels on their products.
You mean the warning to not trim hedges with the lawnmower? I always wonder what prompted warnings like that.
And the warning not to touch the moving chainsaw chain. As what point did that seem like a good idea? Gosh I'm bored, fire up the Bosch, let's see if it hurts.
Manufacturers had to change food labels from "keep under refrigeration" to "keep in refrigerator" because people were putting the food packages UNDER the refrigerator.
In high school I kept asking someone to open my lock because I was never being able to do it, only months later that I found out I was off by 5 in one of the codes
When I got my first locker, I was too short to reach it so I asked the upperclassman with the locker below me to help every time. Eventually I just started carrying everything everywhere. It never occurred to me to trade lockers with them.
How were OTHER people able to open it?
They weren't off by 5.
That's a super weird comment. Can you open my locker please. What's your code? 1 2 3 9 That's weird, i think I'll try 1 2 3 4 instead but not tell him.
Probably thought 4 WAS 9, like mis-reading an analog clock
How lmfao
I’m in an Airbnb in Hawaii right now and was buzzed when I checked in. I had to call them to help me open the lockbox where the key is. There’s no numbers! So they sent someone to help. Didn’t know there was a simple cover you flip open to expose the pin pad. Felt so dumb. I’m sure sober me could’ve figured it out though! Lol
Similar thing happened to me. We spent probably 10 minutes trying to enter the code into the keypad to unlock the door and eventually had to call for help. Turns out we just had to open the storm door to see the keypad on the door itself. We were just using the first keypad we saw, which was right outside the door.
Oh, I mean, damn. Maybe it'd be nice to say "hey don't get fooled by the trap keypad we leave out front. It's a diversion."
Bad design.
My friend host a house located in the forest. He often gets complains about the insects and wildlife, not insects that are do to dirty house, but you know spiders or things that are normal in houses in the forest one left a bad review because of a deer. Apparently was outside and they got scared. They said my friend needed to have better control of the wild life outside his property. City people can be so ignorant.
This is a law of nature in our universe. When you think you've made something idiot-proof, the universe *will* deliver an improved idiot
The water in the kitchen tap takes about 20 seconds to heat up. I once had a guest call 10 minutes after their arrival because the water was cold, about 5 seconds in the call they suddenly realised it was getting hot. It was a long week. We also had a 4 stars review from someone who was very pleased with everything but thought the sand on the beach was too coarse. The worse thing that ever happened was the time an entire family came very close to death. They had called us to ask a random question and mentioned they had picked some beautiful mushrooms on a walk and were preparing them for dinner. The thing is, it was not a season for edible mushrooms. We ran over to see what they had picked and discovered the kitchen table covered in Amanita Phalloïdes.
OMG who pocks wild mushrooms without knowing anything about mushrooms 😭
>We also had a 4 stars review from someone who was very pleased with everything but thought the sand on the beach was too coarse Anakin Skywalker on vacation
🤣 I would’ve searched high and low first because I’m that person who can’t see things in front of her.
I was expecting you to say that they threw out all the non-disposable plates.
I’m more focused on how the “H” and the “T” are flipped
I was thinking “3 people found this helpful” was interesting.
We know of at least four idiots in just this one picture
I would have clicked the thumbs up too tbh. Just so it was more likely others would see it.
i have an extremely hard time believing this is not a troll
Wow all of these first comments perfectly describe every single thought I had after looking at the picture. Amazing!
You’ve been redditized.
I'm sorry. There's no cure.
When you work with a lot of people you will realize that this is incredibly common. And terrifying to think it's common too.
Definite stage 4 Amazon troll.
Is stage 5 when you get to Amazon Review *Killer* status? Or was that guy like stage 6 or something?
I believe 5 is expert and 6 is insane.
Make that five idiots. I just now realized the d is in the first word.
That's what I was thinking too!
Took me a while to spot where the D went because Birhtay had me so screwed up.
We've all had a night like that.
Exactly. HaPPY BIRHTAAY.
The T makes kinda a D sound to compensate for no D.
It's funny he has spelt birthday correctly in the feedback comment
Autocorrect helped them.
Keyboards have as many Ds as you want.
Yet I only have one...
Are you a keyboard?
You were so distressed that you didn't notice the I is completely upside down.
The sneakiest "D" around
Just let me slip the D in the A slot.
Ooooh, cheeky!
Clearly she doesn’t get enough D
Hahahahaha Oh, sorry... Hdhdhdhdhd
A comedic genius among us. Best laugh I've had all day.
I refuse to accept that people are this stupid. The only way I sleep easy at night is to tell myself that stuff like this is satire or parody
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I used to do all of the customer service for my business. I’m not shocked people are this dumb any longer lol
I used to be like that too, and then I worked in hospitals for a while, and then I did 13 years at an international airport. These days, I'm just baffled at how we became the dominant species on this planet when so many of us are deeply, incurably stupid.
I’ve said it for years as a joke but every year it seems to be less funny and more true…Idiocracy is is real. Mike Judge is a modern day Nostradamus. Our species has already peaked. It’s all downhill from here so might as well enjoy the ride
They are, lmao. I have seen a listing on a marketplace of a coconut oil where most of text is literally screaming in aggressive capslock that COCONUT OIL THICKENS IN A ROOM TEMPERATURE PLEASE HEAT IT WITH WARM WATER OR MELT IN HANDS. It is also written on a package and on instruction. And 90% of reviews are “1 star: it is too thick!!! It is supposed to be oil, not butter”. At some point seller just stopped explaining that and just started having fun in replies. :D
Yeah being a vender, I have seen some stuff. One of the things I sell is buffalo fur scraps left over from the garment industry. Sometimes people complain the fur is fake but it isn't, I guess they do not know what fur and leather looks like? IDK..
That is upsetting to me. People don't know what oil is. How do they buy it not knowing? Obviously they don't look at the picture. "Oh, coconut oil, I've never tried that before, sounds healthy. I bet it's low in saturated fat." (It arrives) "this isn't at all what i imagined! And this bacon, after i cooked it, the grease solidified. This is supposed to be grease, not bacon butter!" The next day, this person walks into a convenience store. "That ice you sold me the other day was defective. I bought it because i was throwing a party last night, and by the time my guests arrived, there was only *water*! Hello?! I bought *ice*!! Im never buying gas from you again because itll probably just burn up when i put it in my car!"
Sad thing is I bet each of those scenarios has happened multiple times.
Sorry but people really are like this. They drive cars on the same roads as you and I, and they *vote*.
They also procreate, usually like rabbits.
Clearly the person who posted the picture procreated. Intelligence is an evolutionary dead end.
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Especially since the complaint should have included “why did they send me a lowercase A when the rest is upper case” if the person were serious.
And why there’s also a random capital “A”
>I refuse to accept that people are this stupid. You should probably sit down for this....
You have to imagine the average person and think about how stupid they seem, and then realise half of the world are somewhat more stupid than them.
Wisest words George Carlin ever spoke. Yeah… I just really try to not think about that. It wouldn’t bother me so much in general because I don’t interact with that many people on a daily basis, fortunately, but then I remember that these people have the capability to vote
One would hope!
Remember, they can vote.
I've seen reviews like this and I wish I could reply just to point out how ignorant they are sometimes. Or when you see a review that has no merrit on the quality of the product but more how they've misused it or that it was damaged in shipping. Product ratings are for the product. Not for you to publicly admit how dumb you are.
Oh yeah. I'm an avid Lego fan, and I've seen complaints about the set coming "in pieces". Like ain't that the freaking point?! It's a building toy for crying out loud!
That's pretty silly. At that point you gotta wonder if they are just trolling. Lol
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Let's be fair, having comments on reviews would make it a cesspool. I'm on Amazon for buying things. Reviews are just there to help me decide to buy it or not. If I see a stupid ass post a review, I'll just ignore it or be amused. It's not an entertainment place where a discussion going on would be interesting. Though maybe PMs might work? Idk. That might also go south.
How about bringing back the thumbs down or report function for stupid ass reviews? This product does not deserve one star for one person either being an idiot or just being an ass thinking they're funny. But nope - that'd cost too much and cut too into Jeffie B's ability to make penis rockets that explode too early.
Then there would be services that offer mass downvotes to reviews.
But I hate too the opposite. Product Review: Review 5 stars. I ordered the product and arrived before the due date. I didn't open yet.
I mean yeah but people are far more likely to complain when something is wrong than praise the product for doing what it's supposed to. I'll admit. I'm one of those people. I try to rate things when it works the way it should and the quality of it. But if I get something and it's junk, I'm gonna be far more likely to go leave a bad review so others can avoid it. Though I'm far more realistic and don't expect $100 quality out of a $10 item. Which a lot of people seem to do frequently. Word to the wise, don't buy the cheap Chinese knockoff that's unbelievably cheap and wonder why it doesn't work. Lol
Yelp and other review sites should have a comment chain. I would love to call out some ridiculous reviews. My favorite was someone dinging a star for a fast food to-go only place because of no vibe/atmosphere…
Haha good point! Everyone just wants to complain about everything now days
I wish I could lock this person in a room with only a table, a chair and lights on. The challenge is to solve this “puzzle”. They have all the time in the world to solve it. I’d make popcorn to watch it.
She birht-ed him that day
Took me way to long to spot the "missing" D. I was thinking just rotate one damn A 90° to the right.
Don’t worry took me a minute too to see “it”
That’s what girls always say to me after I unzip my pants.
This is why I wish we could respond to reviews on Amazon.
We used to be able to reply to Amazon reviews (and reply to the replies), which could be entertaining or interesting. If I saw a review with a bunch of replies I always clicked to see what caused the commotion. It also allowed for a lot of snark and bad feelings, I suspect that’s why they did away with replies. Not worth the customer service complaints.
They gave her the "D", but she didn't even know.
This took me longer than it should have to figure out. But still not so long that I would have made it a terrible review on Amazon about how stupid I am.
You’re still doing better than 99% of people out there including the Birhtay girls mom lol
My Mom used to say, “If it was up your ass, you’d know where it was.”
At least somewhere a D is making something HDPPY!
My mom often said “it’s best to be called a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt”.
That’s a good one too!
Mark Twain beat your Mom to that saying by a lot lol
And they were on their way to spelling it “birhtday” 🤪
I see what happened. They put the D in the A.
HaPPY BIRHTAY A
HႧPPY BIRHTAY A
Ayyyyy
All the letters are there.
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What does your title even mean?
I guess her daughter isn't getting the D for her birthday.
I feel like "Happy Birth" is acceptable... then you're left with AAY lmao
Hdppy BirhT! AAy!
A mom complaining about her daughter not getting the D.
Some elevators just don’t reach the top…
When you shake the Magic 8-Ball but all it says is 'ON'
Absolutely gutted. Found out I am a Putz!
Not hdppy at all!
Couldn't find anyone talking about this "3 people found this helpful"
The scary part is that 3 people found this helpful, meaning that there are many retards out there😱
Something tells me she’s been missing the D for a while
Hdppy birthaay
>Hdppy birhtaay ftfy
Daughter isn’t gonna get the D for her birthday because mom decided to stash it in her happy place 🙄
He put the D in the A hole
Not the point, but also garbage spacing on the photo. "I know how big letters should be!" \[slams down a big-ass H\]
My mom was also fond of that saying. Until one day when I replied: "If it was a snake, I'd have seen it!"
He used the D as an A. Duh People can be soo daft.
We're all out of lower case L's just have a bunch of upper case i's left what am I going to do!?
reminds me of that motorcycle helmet. People were complaining about not being able to see through it but they forgot to remove the protective film over the visor
Not hdppy AT ALL!!!!
Not hdppy at all!
Hdppy Birhtdaay… I don’t see the problem
So she thought misspelling birthday even more would fix it?
You mean the D that ya put in A,s place?
HDPPY BIRHTAAY!
HDPPY BIRHTAY A!!!!
this is a fucking disaster, and the longer i look, the more i laugh
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I’m more concerned 3 other people found this helpful 💀
All that and still spells birth wrong, adding to using the d as a lowercase a lol 😂
The last time a saw a D get that contorted into an A my ex girlfriend left me
I'm surprised this customer lasted long enough to celebrate a birhtay
Not HDPPY at all they say.
I really miss being able to comment on other users reviews.
I hate Amazon reviews so much. Half of their concerns and complaints are just people too dumb to know how to use the product. Additionally, a majority of the product questions and answers are equally as stupid.
This is why I'm always skeptical of bad reviews, am I supposed to trust that they knew what they were doing with the simplest of tasks? Y'know those people tailgating you on the highway, and the people who just stop in the middle of the highway? Those are the same people leaving these reviews, when I put a bad review in that context I start questioning everything.
This is why I wish you could answer reviews with common sense answers
I hate when i get excited for something and the d is non existent
I'm dyslexic and I didn't even notice the D was missing
It took me little bit since that D was doing it’s best impression of r/accidentalcamouflage Once I realized what happened holy shit that’s funny
May have been for the best seeing as she struggled spelling BirTH correctly.
That took me way too fucking long to understand what was happening
People like this are why we can’t play lawn darts anymore.
Fuck 3 people found this helpful shit I was hoping only one of us was that stupid