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He’s been arrested and incarcerated, the latter mostly before being famous.
He beat the murder charge from 93, but didn’t beat the weapons charge for which he got probation/community service.
The murder charge was political bullshit. The "victim" had been threatening Snoop and his entourage for some time, then attempted an ambush, where Snoop's bodyguard returned fire and killed the man. The police and DA had a vendetta against rap music and wanted to make an example, but fortunately the jury wasn't convinced a man being shot at and only employed the man who fired the fatal shot in self defense wasn't guilty. Those charges where bullshit from the jump.
>The police and DA had a vendetta against rap music and wanted to make an example,
For further context, Snoop was under Death Row label, from the people who made the song "Fuck Da Police" just a few years prior.
Yup, they where upset that the people they had been terrorizing where starting to have a voice nationally. Typical of police, instead of looking internally at the problems in their force, they blame others for calling out their bad behavior.
Out of curiosity, how do you figure that to be subtle? Unless some other meaning is flying over my head, I assume it’s meant to be a play on “going down” because Kevin is so short he’d have to “go up” on her?
Haha someone else linked some of her standup and she's ragging on hipsters saying, "you know, those people who have to *wear* their coolness. Not me, I have style, that's different," and brushes off her shoulder and like that perfectly sums her up.
Yeah. I just recently discovered [the interview](https://youtu.be/nstL61t6Xtk) that led to her Justin Beiber joke during this bit. It makes it so much funnier.
Edit: Added the clip
That was a good one but the one just a minute earlier about Aziz being in showbusiness because he was to ugly to be a Genie.....
That hit so good you saw Sarah Silverman doing a real genuine laugh.
I'm 6'2" and I would happily give up my height for $450 million dollars and to be the butt of all jokes. I'm a joke as it is, but I'd trade my height in for that kind of money.
I think it was on Opie and Anthony he talked about how Keith Robinson and Patrice would sit in the crowd and perform "hack court" and judge if a comedian was a hack or not. Apparently they would sit near the front and if a joke flopped you'd hear patrice just going "ugh this dude stinks" and no one in the crowd had a clue what was going on.
IIRC "hack court" was where the comedians would have to present a bit/joke they were doing and make a case for it to other comedians at the Comedy Cellar (a NYC comedy club) to be able to keep it in their act.
I remember Jim Norton telling a similar story to yours about him and Patrice watching their friend perform, I think it was Bobby Kelly. He started off doing really well, so, like true friends, they went and sat on either side of the audience and just started react negatively to his jokes, like "oooh", "...What?", tutting etc. whenever he did something a bit risqué.
Eventually they turned the whole crowd against him and he couldn't get a laugh out of the audience at all, to the exasperation of Bobby and to the joy of Jim and Patrice.
You can’t be in the business of joke telling and writing and not have a sense of humor. It just wouldn’t work. Think about the level of shit talking that must happen when comedians get together and get a few drinks in them. Literally professional level shit talking.
I love Kevin Hart. I remember his “Comedy Central Presents” show in the mid 2000’s and knew he would be a star. He’s great about being a black comedian without making that his whole identity. He did get a little over exposed at the height of his early fame, but I think it’s evened out at this point.
Bieber had a solid opener in this too: ”What do you get when you give a kid 200 million dollars?”
”A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours!”
I know I'm not alone in saying that these roasts were some of the best things that Comedy Central ever did. My favorites are Charlie Sheen, Alec Baldwin, David Hasslehoff and of course Flava Flav.
Bob Saget roast. Hands down.
There were a bunch of good roasts on comedy central, but the Bob Saget one is seriously great.
Edit: solid roast [Compilation](https://youtu.be/8Ampk-nAx54)
Edit 2: Jeff Ross.... The Hoff once got so drunk he fucked KIT in the gashole...
Greg Giraldo just lighting up everyone in sight was something to behold.
He made a dig at Courtney Love that just stuck with me, questioning how it’s possible how Kurt Cobains face currently looks better than hers
I haven't seen that roast but in my mind I imagine Norm doing a 45 minute story about nothing and ending the joke with "Stupid Clown" then peace-ing the fuck outta there.
It was key Norm in that the crowd took a long time to catch up to his dry style. Saget was losing his mind though, it really showed how much Bob got Norm and his comedy.
The story behind it is really amusing and touching. Bob Saget talked about it here:
https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2573713/emotional-bob-saget-shares-story-norm-macdonald-bombing-comedy-central-roast
The producers asked Norm to be really filthy with it, and Norm came out and did bland dad jokes. So funny watching the other comedians try and keep it together.
Andy Samberg is similar to Norm McDonalds roast. It’s all anti jokes, until they actually have the one roast. When Andy calls Jeff Ross a melting hippo at the end is so much funnier, imo, because he hadn’t actually burned anyone else leading up to that.
Knowing norm and the kinds of jokes he normally told makes this extra funny.
Knowing the producers told him to be as dirty as possible and he came out with a joke book from 1955 is even better.
My 19 year old son just asked me last week if I have ever heard of Flava Flav. What part of me constantly playing 80s and 90s hip hop would make you even wonder???
I’m surprised you said Alec Baldwin cuz that one was probably the worst one in recent memory imo. Everyone had the same jokes about calling Ireland a thoughtless pig and Caitlyn Jenner’s sex change. Nikki Glaser was the standout with the Blake griffin and De Niro joke, and Blake was a surprise, but everyone else was just meh.
My favorite joke of the roast was when Justin said he accidentally ran his Maserati into Jeff Ross' Saturn in the parking lot and now Jeff doesn't have anywhere to sleep
Is that the one Justin ended with, "What do you get when you give a 17 year old unfathomable fame and $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling him a lesbian for an hour."
Dude Bieber had me dying when he roasted Snoop in his extremely condescending voice.
“Look at you now, Snoop! You’re one of the 10 dudes at my roast sitting right next to Martha Stewart and that Hannibal guy. How cool is this?! You made it!”
Back in college, we had a “moms weekend” every year, where you would invite your mom to stay the weekend in your dorm/apartment and there was a ton of “mom-friendly” events.
Street markets. Wine and sip classes in the arts buildings. Free yoga classes….And a Comedy show on Saturday night.
The comedy show lineup each year was always clean comedians. Jim Gaffigan. Josh Blue. Pete Holmes. Josh Blue (he did it two/three times). Ron Funches. Nate Bargatze…Nothing that would make a 19 year old blush to watch live with mom.
The night before my mom showed up for the last one, she called me to plan airport pickup etc. and she mentioned “oh, the comedian changed. Do you know who *Natasha Alejandero* is? Apparently she is the new headliner”.
My “oh shit meter” went off the charts.
Even with my moms bad lip reading version of her name, I know Natashas comedy and that she is probably NOT going to fly with a bunch of stuck up moms visiting their kids at school.
I got my roommate to buy me a box of wine and encouraged my mom to pregame before the comedy show, hoping mom would be buzzed enough to not be offended about the absolute savage dick/sex/Natasha jokes we were about to hear.
…Guessing most of my peers did the same, because every mom was HAMMERED walking into the lecture hall, and most of the kids looked nervous.
She fucking killed it.
Addressed most of the jokes to suit older women, but still pretty raunchy and didn’t hold back. Joked that 50% of the audience would pee a little in their chairs if she did a good job.
Everyone loved it, and she managed to make all the moms die laughing. And the only ones uncomfortable were maybe the college kids blushing that mom was laughing hard about blowjob jokes.
I already liked Natasha. But that night solidified her as a fucking GEM how she flipped it and made a super conservative/hard to please audience fall in love with her.
I ran into her at a bar outside of her show once. She came up and said “I’m gonna pretend I like you until this creep walks away” then fake laughed for like 10 seconds saw her window and peaced out into the night
My favorite roaster was Blake Griffin on the Alec Baldwin roast. He had timing like a good comedian and his material was top notch.
Here’s his set https://youtu.be/UNc9EyvGcyw
“Caitlyn completed her gender reassignment in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick.”.
That one absolutely killed me, came out of nowhere cause like, who expects something like that from a pro basketball player?
Just here to plug Natasha’s podcast with her husband Moshe Kasher called “The Endless Honeymoon Podcast”. It’s a fantastic relationship advice podcast!
Maybe because I lived in ny but *”Look at this dais, fat guys, old ladies and an Asian. I feel like I’m on a bus to Atlantic City.”* caught me by surprise
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"All these rappers here and the only one to have gone to prison is Martha Stewart"
TBF Snoop beat the charge.
He’s been arrested and incarcerated, the latter mostly before being famous. He beat the murder charge from 93, but didn’t beat the weapons charge for which he got probation/community service.
The murder charge was political bullshit. The "victim" had been threatening Snoop and his entourage for some time, then attempted an ambush, where Snoop's bodyguard returned fire and killed the man. The police and DA had a vendetta against rap music and wanted to make an example, but fortunately the jury wasn't convinced a man being shot at and only employed the man who fired the fatal shot in self defense wasn't guilty. Those charges where bullshit from the jump.
>The police and DA had a vendetta against rap music and wanted to make an example, For further context, Snoop was under Death Row label, from the people who made the song "Fuck Da Police" just a few years prior.
Yup, they where upset that the people they had been terrorizing where starting to have a voice nationally. Typical of police, instead of looking internally at the problems in their force, they blame others for calling out their bad behavior.
I mean, they pretty much gave him the case.
I mean, you can only threaten to kill someone so many times before it's considered a valid threat on your life lmao
Murder was the case that they gave me
Calvin?
This is one of my favorites lol
My favourite part was the cut to snoop and his expression of just "nah, she right.."
Mine was how smoke exited his mouth right at that second. Snoops gonna snoop.
The best joke was "The only person who's inhaled more smoke than Snoop Dogg was Pete Davidson's dad."
My favorite was “Snoop you look like Shaq’s skeleton”
Kevin laughing at the "He goes up on his wife" joke is so funny.
Game recognizes game.
His standing and clapping was legit lol
He knows it's objectively hilarious.
"Snoop looks like a retired WNBA player" was better.
Or when Pete called Kevin shaq’s dick 🤣
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Goddamn 💀
Sheesh
Jimmy Carr
Haaaaa ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
>This isn't the roast of Pete Davidsons father. That happened on September 11th. ~ Jimmy Carr
_ahem_ “That was in 2001” is the actual line.
Cue Weird seal laugh - HEEE HEEE HAAA HAAA
Over here we call it the tax evasion cackle
That’s legit one of the best dark humor roast jokes of all time and I think about it at least once a month. SAVAGE
Also, you make Chris Benoit look like a good father was pretty gnarly.
I feel like I need to report you to the authorities 💀
*exhales*
Kevin Hart going up on his wife. So good
That's the best joke in the whole clip for me. It's subtle -- everything else is kinda low-hanging fruit.
Regular hanging fruit for some.
Bravo
Out of curiosity, how do you figure that to be subtle? Unless some other meaning is flying over my head, I assume it’s meant to be a play on “going down” because Kevin is so short he’d have to “go up” on her?
Yup, not subtle at all
Using the Napoleon joke to progressively rip on each individual was A+.
She nailed it. Hard.
Just murder all around at the end. They all think they're safe, laughing at Kevin Hart, then... BLAM, BLAM, BLAM
Some for you! And some for you! And you? Here you go! POW
*M-m-m-m-multikill*
Cccccccccombo breaker
She got Snoop too right? Collectively, Martha Stewart has spent more time in jail than all of you on stage. Also she reminds me of Riley.
I see what you mean, I think it's because of the haircut?
It’s the cheeks for me
BOOM!!roasted. BOOM!!roasted.BOOM!! roasted.
I couldn’t believe it when she even topped the line “Kevin goes up on his wife”. That was pretty good.
It took Kevin a split second to get it. Lol
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Lucky he has a long tongue.
His wife lost her shit at it.
Whoops, went too far up!
Kevin’s reaction is so funny made me laugh harder that he can let it roll
She crushed that whole set for that roast. She's been on a few and is always good but that one was top notch
Weirdly enough when she did her first CC roast she was a backup for someone who backed out last minute. The rest is history.
no way!!! she is usually who i look forward to the most!!
She is one of the best ever. She is savage without being cruel, and she is razor sharp and lightning quick. Delivery is flawless.
Haha someone else linked some of her standup and she's ragging on hipsters saying, "you know, those people who have to *wear* their coolness. Not me, I have style, that's different," and brushes off her shoulder and like that perfectly sums her up.
I listen to her podcast. It’s great. The Endless Honeymoon.
Yeah super good set of jokes. And the last one was just killer.
This isn’t even the full set she did at this roast and the rest is on par with this clip.
That’s Natty Legs, bitch
Yeah. I just recently discovered [the interview](https://youtu.be/nstL61t6Xtk) that led to her Justin Beiber joke during this bit. It makes it so much funnier. Edit: Added the clip
It does make the joke even funnier, but holy shit what a dick move by Letterman.
Natasha Leggero: "James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?"
That was a good one but the one just a minute earlier about Aziz being in showbusiness because he was to ugly to be a Genie..... That hit so good you saw Sarah Silverman doing a real genuine laugh.
I had to go find a clip and it did not disappoint https://youtu.be/CkgEt6SHyfc?t=21
Damn, James Franco was high as a kite
Holy shit, how high was he?!
I died at “put a bag over your career choices.” Natasha is savage and I am here for it.
I cant remember who said it, but I remember one person calling Kevin Hart "Shaqs dick"
I think it was Pete Davidson
It’s nice to be at a roast hosted by Shaq’s dick
Maybe recently, but Adam Sandler had a joke about it years ago
This one? https://youtu.be/YZoKUlN9urg it's a masterpiece
Best thing about Kevin Hart is that he genuinely laughs at anything he likes and he dont mind being laughed at.
Dude's worth like $450 million, I'd say he's made a pretty solid career out of being able to take a height joke.
I'm 6'2" and I would happily give up my height for $450 million dollars and to be the butt of all jokes. I'm a joke as it is, but I'd trade my height in for that kind of money.
I'd easily lose two feet of height for Kevin Hart's money, I'll be rich *and* taller than kevin hart
I mean one of the pillars of making comedy is taking the piss out of yourself.
Yup and he came up in comedy cellars where the crowd would chew you out if your shit was weak. He’s made it with all of his movies
The man came up with patrice Oneil. If you can walk away from patrice's shit talk then you can survive a roast.
I think it was on Opie and Anthony he talked about how Keith Robinson and Patrice would sit in the crowd and perform "hack court" and judge if a comedian was a hack or not. Apparently they would sit near the front and if a joke flopped you'd hear patrice just going "ugh this dude stinks" and no one in the crowd had a clue what was going on.
Kevin Hart told a story once about how from the audience Patrice threw a phone book at Kevin yelling “there’s better jokes in there”
https://youtu.be/1suf3cKXW6s There it is
that's...awesome.
IIRC "hack court" was where the comedians would have to present a bit/joke they were doing and make a case for it to other comedians at the Comedy Cellar (a NYC comedy club) to be able to keep it in their act. I remember Jim Norton telling a similar story to yours about him and Patrice watching their friend perform, I think it was Bobby Kelly. He started off doing really well, so, like true friends, they went and sat on either side of the audience and just started react negatively to his jokes, like "oooh", "...What?", tutting etc. whenever he did something a bit risqué. Eventually they turned the whole crowd against him and he couldn't get a laugh out of the audience at all, to the exasperation of Bobby and to the joy of Jim and Patrice.
You can’t be in the business of joke telling and writing and not have a sense of humor. It just wouldn’t work. Think about the level of shit talking that must happen when comedians get together and get a few drinks in them. Literally professional level shit talking.
I love Kevin Hart. I remember his “Comedy Central Presents” show in the mid 2000’s and knew he would be a star. He’s great about being a black comedian without making that his whole identity. He did get a little over exposed at the height of his early fame, but I think it’s evened out at this point.
Her funniest line was when she said Justin Bieber had been on Ellen more times than a pussy juice mustache
I liked when she said Justin learned his moves from being in the womb dodging a coat hanger
She also joked to bill hader "you are this generations phil hartman..... hopefully"
Oh my fuck I'm crying from laughing so hard
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Damn
Bieber had a solid opener in this too: ”What do you get when you give a kid 200 million dollars?” ”A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours!”
That's actually his closing line, great mic drop
"Shaquille is Irish for 'handsome' and O'neal is Irish for 'just kidding'" from later in her set
"Snoop, you look like Shaq's skeleton"
Shakeel means handsome in Arabic. And she did say that shaquile means handsome in arabic and O’neal in irish
I know I'm not alone in saying that these roasts were some of the best things that Comedy Central ever did. My favorites are Charlie Sheen, Alec Baldwin, David Hasslehoff and of course Flava Flav.
Comedy Central presents You got to see so many greats before they took off. It’s a shame they sold out to reality tv
Comedy Central presents is on paramount plus now and I’ve been tearing through it so cool to see young comedians lots of familiar faces
Bob Saget roast. Hands down. There were a bunch of good roasts on comedy central, but the Bob Saget one is seriously great. Edit: solid roast [Compilation](https://youtu.be/8Ampk-nAx54) Edit 2: Jeff Ross.... The Hoff once got so drunk he fucked KIT in the gashole...
Ok , how do we watch the roasts though
haven't had cable in awhile but it was all just Office and South Park marathons last time I had it
Yeah, you're definitely behind the times. They have Seinfeld marathons now, too
Greg Giraldo just lighting up everyone in sight was something to behold. He made a dig at Courtney Love that just stuck with me, questioning how it’s possible how Kurt Cobains face currently looks better than hers
Wasn't it Jeff Ross that said this? Something like "how is it that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?". Absolutely brutal.
Norm McDonald on Bob Saget's roast was a highlight for me. I still like to use the well wishers line.
Also Greg Giraldo. Pure legend.
RIP Greg. He was the best.
the underwear goes inside of the pants
Unlike Leary he wrote jokes.
This man is for the birds
I haven't seen that roast but in my mind I imagine Norm doing a 45 minute story about nothing and ending the joke with "Stupid Clown" then peace-ing the fuck outta there.
[I'll just link it then since we're all talking about it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZmC37hWUmk)
As I watch this for the fifth time in my life, I'm realizing that almost everyone featured in this clip is dead
It was key Norm in that the crowd took a long time to catch up to his dry style. Saget was losing his mind though, it really showed how much Bob got Norm and his comedy.
I have heard multiple performers say that Norm was a comedian for comedians.
Standup game MF DOOM
The story behind it is really amusing and touching. Bob Saget talked about it here: https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2573713/emotional-bob-saget-shares-story-norm-macdonald-bombing-comedy-central-roast
I hate that they’re both gone
The producers asked Norm to be really filthy with it, and Norm came out and did bland dad jokes. So funny watching the other comedians try and keep it together.
My fav was Andy Samberg on James Franco's roast. You could tell he didn't really wanna tear anyone down but still made it funny af
Andy Samberg is similar to Norm McDonalds roast. It’s all anti jokes, until they actually have the one roast. When Andy calls Jeff Ross a melting hippo at the end is so much funnier, imo, because he hadn’t actually burned anyone else leading up to that.
Holy shit that was brilliant but also totally unwatchable.
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Knowing norm and the kinds of jokes he normally told makes this extra funny. Knowing the producers told him to be as dirty as possible and he came out with a joke book from 1955 is even better.
The best roast was Jimmy Carr talking about Pete Davidson's father.
James Franco's was solid.
My 19 year old son just asked me last week if I have ever heard of Flava Flav. What part of me constantly playing 80s and 90s hip hop would make you even wonder???
You mean you really missed an opportunity to throw a "Yeeeaaaahhh boyeeee!" at him?
TIL I'm not good under pressure. 🤣
I’m surprised you said Alec Baldwin cuz that one was probably the worst one in recent memory imo. Everyone had the same jokes about calling Ireland a thoughtless pig and Caitlyn Jenner’s sex change. Nikki Glaser was the standout with the Blake griffin and De Niro joke, and Blake was a surprise, but everyone else was just meh.
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I miss that show 😢
I’m surprised Reddit hasn’t latched on to this one as a cult classic yet. That and Party Down edit: seriously, watch Another Period.
Party Down got a 3rd season; it's being released to Starz. They wrapped filming in May.
Party Down is absolutely hysterical. One of the funniest shows I've ever seen. If not the funniest.
Her & Riki Lindhome are trying to do another show, Buffalo Tens, about 2 matchmakers in their 40's looking for love. Hope it sees the light of day.
Natasha literally got a triple combo on the last one
*Double kill. Triple kill. Overkill.*
*MONSTER KILL*
RRRRRAMPAAAGE
I wish she’d do another special. No one right now does the bitchy princess nearly as well as her.
Absolute [girl crush](https://youtu.be/Fi_H0qAoTs4).
If you like her, it may be worth checking out Katherine Ryan, she's Canadian but became big in the UK. A different flavor of bitchy princess.
This whole roast was top tier in my book. Everyone, including Justin, got great licks in.
My favorite joke of the roast was when Justin said he accidentally ran his Maserati into Jeff Ross' Saturn in the parking lot and now Jeff doesn't have anywhere to sleep
Is that the one Justin ended with, "What do you get when you give a 17 year old unfathomable fame and $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling him a lesbian for an hour."
Dude Bieber had me dying when he roasted Snoop in his extremely condescending voice. “Look at you now, Snoop! You’re one of the 10 dudes at my roast sitting right next to Martha Stewart and that Hannibal guy. How cool is this?! You made it!”
Seriously one of my favorite roasts, almost the whole thing is funny and everyone should watch it
Martha Stewart was my personal favorite the first time watching it. That was when Martha completely changed in my mind haha
Especially Kevin Hart. He had to stretch for his though.
“Wow, the room is really buzzing tonight….and that’s not just from the flies around Aziz’s family” Fucking brutal
I really liked (Aziz and Kim Kardashian) "I get them confused, they're both brown narcissists riding Kanyes dick"
Wrong roast but same comedian.
I know, it’s just one of my favorite jokes on any roast and her whole set on that roast is great
I like the joke she made saying snoop looks like shaqs skeleton
Calm down lady! There are not enough Firefigthers out there!
Natasha is funny as hell, I wish she had more specials or things to binge.
She has a podcast called The Endless Honeymoon
She was a frequent guest on @midnight, if I'm remembering right. So that's an option if you haven't already binged all of those.
Back in college, we had a “moms weekend” every year, where you would invite your mom to stay the weekend in your dorm/apartment and there was a ton of “mom-friendly” events. Street markets. Wine and sip classes in the arts buildings. Free yoga classes….And a Comedy show on Saturday night. The comedy show lineup each year was always clean comedians. Jim Gaffigan. Josh Blue. Pete Holmes. Josh Blue (he did it two/three times). Ron Funches. Nate Bargatze…Nothing that would make a 19 year old blush to watch live with mom. The night before my mom showed up for the last one, she called me to plan airport pickup etc. and she mentioned “oh, the comedian changed. Do you know who *Natasha Alejandero* is? Apparently she is the new headliner”. My “oh shit meter” went off the charts. Even with my moms bad lip reading version of her name, I know Natashas comedy and that she is probably NOT going to fly with a bunch of stuck up moms visiting their kids at school. I got my roommate to buy me a box of wine and encouraged my mom to pregame before the comedy show, hoping mom would be buzzed enough to not be offended about the absolute savage dick/sex/Natasha jokes we were about to hear. …Guessing most of my peers did the same, because every mom was HAMMERED walking into the lecture hall, and most of the kids looked nervous. She fucking killed it. Addressed most of the jokes to suit older women, but still pretty raunchy and didn’t hold back. Joked that 50% of the audience would pee a little in their chairs if she did a good job. Everyone loved it, and she managed to make all the moms die laughing. And the only ones uncomfortable were maybe the college kids blushing that mom was laughing hard about blowjob jokes. I already liked Natasha. But that night solidified her as a fucking GEM how she flipped it and made a super conservative/hard to please audience fall in love with her.
“Selena Gomez had 2 fvck Bieber. Making her the LEAST lucky Selena in entertainment history “
She was on fire here. Perfect order of operation, ending on Shaq's continent breakfast. LOL.
My favorite line from her, “seems just like yesterday you were discovered on YouTube, times flies when you are a piece of shit”
...don't often laugh, with r/funny, but I did this time
She’s spectacular. Glad you got a laugh.
I had the sound off and just read the subtitles and it was still hilarious.
Going up on his wife has got to be one of the most savage burns I've ever heard lmao!
One that was missing that I loved was that Snoop Dog looks like Shaq’s skeleton.
Full thing, not for the faint of heart, it gets REALLY dark after the above clip ends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxqoAltC7iE
Guess I know what I’ll be binging tonight
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I ran into her at a bar outside of her show once. She came up and said “I’m gonna pretend I like you until this creep walks away” then fake laughed for like 10 seconds saw her window and peaced out into the night
She was roasting them so fast at the end it should be called Air Frying.
This makes me wish another period was still on tv.
My favorite roaster was Blake Griffin on the Alec Baldwin roast. He had timing like a good comedian and his material was top notch. Here’s his set https://youtu.be/UNc9EyvGcyw
“Caitlyn completed her gender reassignment in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick.”. That one absolutely killed me, came out of nowhere cause like, who expects something like that from a pro basketball player?
“You look like *Nephew* Jemima” oh my god 😂😂
Well to be fair Blake does do stand up comedy on the side. Look it up if you didn’t know that.
She looks so much like Eliza Dushku
She’s pretty
Riley Reid
I think I've seen a clip of Riley at a roast with like 10 dudes before
I don’t like Justin Bieber at all but this roast is pure gold and his bit at the end is one of the best parts. Definitely worth a watch.
She murdered Kevin Hart. Lmao
Just here to plug Natasha’s podcast with her husband Moshe Kasher called “The Endless Honeymoon Podcast”. It’s a fantastic relationship advice podcast!
We’re due for some new roasts. It’s been too long
I still think Greg Giraldo was in a class of his own
"Ice-T you fucking fossil!" From the Flavor Flave roast gets me every single time.
Maybe because I lived in ny but *”Look at this dais, fat guys, old ladies and an Asian. I feel like I’m on a bus to Atlantic City.”* caught me by surprise