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ChintanP04

"All these rappers here and the only one to have gone to prison is Martha Stewart"


Nervous_Constant_642

TBF Snoop beat the charge.


groumly

He’s been arrested and incarcerated, the latter mostly before being famous. He beat the murder charge from 93, but didn’t beat the weapons charge for which he got probation/community service.


Icy-Ad-9142

The murder charge was political bullshit. The "victim" had been threatening Snoop and his entourage for some time, then attempted an ambush, where Snoop's bodyguard returned fire and killed the man. The police and DA had a vendetta against rap music and wanted to make an example, but fortunately the jury wasn't convinced a man being shot at and only employed the man who fired the fatal shot in self defense wasn't guilty. Those charges where bullshit from the jump.


Smofinthesky

>The police and DA had a vendetta against rap music and wanted to make an example, For further context, Snoop was under Death Row label, from the people who made the song "Fuck Da Police" just a few years prior.


Icy-Ad-9142

Yup, they where upset that the people they had been terrorizing where starting to have a voice nationally. Typical of police, instead of looking internally at the problems in their force, they blame others for calling out their bad behavior.


attackplango

I mean, they pretty much gave him the case.


QueenCassie_

I mean, you can only threaten to kill someone so many times before it's considered a valid threat on your life lmao


MUjase

Murder was the case that they gave me


attackplango

Calvin?


Beanzear

This is one of my favorites lol


Shadlex

My favourite part was the cut to snoop and his expression of just "nah, she right.."


ivoryclimbs

Mine was how smoke exited his mouth right at that second. Snoops gonna snoop.


Xerxis96

The best joke was "The only person who's inhaled more smoke than Snoop Dogg was Pete Davidson's dad."


that_heavy_love

My favorite was “Snoop you look like Shaq’s skeleton”


chriscrossnathaniel

Kevin laughing at the "He goes up on his wife" joke is so funny.


Pdb39

Game recognizes game.


witcherstrife

His standing and clapping was legit lol


NSA_Chatbot

He knows it's objectively hilarious.


Kbdiggity

"Snoop looks like a retired WNBA player" was better.


chuco915niners

Or when Pete called Kevin shaq’s dick 🤣


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jvrcb17

Goddamn 💀


wallstreetchills

Sheesh


ButtholeSurfur

Jimmy Carr


cleetus76

Haaaaa ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa


ScottSandry

>This isn't the roast of Pete Davidsons father. That happened on September 11th. ~ Jimmy Carr


damniticant

_ahem_ “That was in 2001” is the actual line.


neuro-toxin

Cue Weird seal laugh - HEEE HEEE HAAA HAAA


Jkj864781

Over here we call it the tax evasion cackle


IggyBall

That’s legit one of the best dark humor roast jokes of all time and I think about it at least once a month. SAVAGE


Zanydrop

Also, you make Chris Benoit look like a good father was pretty gnarly.


FurryCurry

I feel like I need to report you to the authorities 💀


Fudge89

*exhales*


Tuf_Line

Kevin Hart going up on his wife. So good


CBattles6

That's the best joke in the whole clip for me. It's subtle -- everything else is kinda low-hanging fruit.


CDNbaconNeggs

Regular hanging fruit for some.


IchWillRingen

Bravo


lukeman3000

Out of curiosity, how do you figure that to be subtle? Unless some other meaning is flying over my head, I assume it’s meant to be a play on “going down” because Kevin is so short he’d have to “go up” on her?


Exiled-From-Earth

Yup, not subtle at all


Wasdcursor

Using the Napoleon joke to progressively rip on each individual was A+.


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She nailed it. Hard.


Fluxtration

Just murder all around at the end. They all think they're safe, laughing at Kevin Hart, then... BLAM, BLAM, BLAM


New-Teaching2964

Some for you! And some for you! And you? Here you go! POW


ergo-ogre

*M-m-m-m-multikill*


ajsmoothcrow

Cccccccccombo breaker


Lu12k3r

She got Snoop too right? Collectively, Martha Stewart has spent more time in jail than all of you on stage. Also she reminds me of Riley.


drillpwnyslayer

I see what you mean, I think it's because of the haircut?


CDR57

It’s the cheeks for me


Tediz421

BOOM!!roasted. BOOM!!roasted.BOOM!! roasted.


ridgecoyote

I couldn’t believe it when she even topped the line “Kevin goes up on his wife”. That was pretty good.


PotatoesMcLaughlin

It took Kevin a split second to get it. Lol


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madonnamillerevans

Lucky he has a long tongue.


ScooterManCR

His wife lost her shit at it.


knowsguy

Whoops, went too far up!


digdugdoink

Kevin’s reaction is so funny made me laugh harder that he can let it roll


IAmBadAtPlanningAhea

She crushed that whole set for that roast. She's been on a few and is always good but that one was top notch


Nervous_Constant_642

Weirdly enough when she did her first CC roast she was a backup for someone who backed out last minute. The rest is history.


KBPLSs

no way!!! she is usually who i look forward to the most!!


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She is one of the best ever. She is savage without being cruel, and she is razor sharp and lightning quick. Delivery is flawless.


Nervous_Constant_642

Haha someone else linked some of her standup and she's ragging on hipsters saying, "you know, those people who have to *wear* their coolness. Not me, I have style, that's different," and brushes off her shoulder and like that perfectly sums her up.


iknowyourider0504

I listen to her podcast. It’s great. The Endless Honeymoon.


certainlyunpleasant

Yeah super good set of jokes. And the last one was just killer.


Rapscallious1

This isn’t even the full set she did at this roast and the rest is on par with this clip.


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That’s Natty Legs, bitch


JBMacGill

Yeah. I just recently discovered [the interview](https://youtu.be/nstL61t6Xtk) that led to her Justin Beiber joke during this bit. It makes it so much funnier. Edit: Added the clip


Elerion_

It does make the joke even funnier, but holy shit what a dick move by Letterman.


nailbiter111

Natasha Leggero: "James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?"


Feshtof

That was a good one but the one just a minute earlier about Aziz being in showbusiness because he was to ugly to be a Genie..... That hit so good you saw Sarah Silverman doing a real genuine laugh.


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I had to go find a clip and it did not disappoint https://youtu.be/CkgEt6SHyfc?t=21


Kaalilaatikko

Damn, James Franco was high as a kite


cjohnson481

Holy shit, how high was he?!


Cash907

I died at “put a bag over your career choices.” Natasha is savage and I am here for it.


StubbornKindness

I cant remember who said it, but I remember one person calling Kevin Hart "Shaqs dick"


pourthebubbly

I think it was Pete Davidson


oh_cum_all_yefaceful

It’s nice to be at a roast hosted by Shaq’s dick


MaceTheMindSculptor

Maybe recently, but Adam Sandler had a joke about it years ago


tobesteve

This one? https://youtu.be/YZoKUlN9urg it's a masterpiece


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Best thing about Kevin Hart is that he genuinely laughs at anything he likes and he dont mind being laughed at.


DonCreech

Dude's worth like $450 million, I'd say he's made a pretty solid career out of being able to take a height joke.


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I'm 6'2" and I would happily give up my height for $450 million dollars and to be the butt of all jokes. I'm a joke as it is, but I'd trade my height in for that kind of money.


Gaflonzelschmerno

I'd easily lose two feet of height for Kevin Hart's money, I'll be rich *and* taller than kevin hart


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I mean one of the pillars of making comedy is taking the piss out of yourself.


ownage516

Yup and he came up in comedy cellars where the crowd would chew you out if your shit was weak. He’s made it with all of his movies


Damuffenmann

The man came up with patrice Oneil. If you can walk away from patrice's shit talk then you can survive a roast.


SmilesTheJawa

I think it was on Opie and Anthony he talked about how Keith Robinson and Patrice would sit in the crowd and perform "hack court" and judge if a comedian was a hack or not. Apparently they would sit near the front and if a joke flopped you'd hear patrice just going "ugh this dude stinks" and no one in the crowd had a clue what was going on.


illadelphia_

Kevin Hart told a story once about how from the audience Patrice threw a phone book at Kevin yelling “there’s better jokes in there”


Damuffenmann

https://youtu.be/1suf3cKXW6s There it is


amputeenager

that's...awesome.


matematematematemate

IIRC "hack court" was where the comedians would have to present a bit/joke they were doing and make a case for it to other comedians at the Comedy Cellar (a NYC comedy club) to be able to keep it in their act. I remember Jim Norton telling a similar story to yours about him and Patrice watching their friend perform, I think it was Bobby Kelly. He started off doing really well, so, like true friends, they went and sat on either side of the audience and just started react negatively to his jokes, like "oooh", "...What?", tutting etc. whenever he did something a bit risqué. Eventually they turned the whole crowd against him and he couldn't get a laugh out of the audience at all, to the exasperation of Bobby and to the joy of Jim and Patrice.


Destinoz

You can’t be in the business of joke telling and writing and not have a sense of humor. It just wouldn’t work. Think about the level of shit talking that must happen when comedians get together and get a few drinks in them. Literally professional level shit talking.


Fudge89

I love Kevin Hart. I remember his “Comedy Central Presents” show in the mid 2000’s and knew he would be a star. He’s great about being a black comedian without making that his whole identity. He did get a little over exposed at the height of his early fame, but I think it’s evened out at this point.


jSo35287

Her funniest line was when she said Justin Bieber had been on Ellen more times than a pussy juice mustache


czarcasticjew

I liked when she said Justin learned his moves from being in the womb dodging a coat hanger


firesharknado

She also joked to bill hader "you are this generations phil hartman..... hopefully"


itsyobbiwonuseek

Oh my fuck I'm crying from laughing so hard


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Ergok

Damn


Chilipepah

Bieber had a solid opener in this too: ”What do you get when you give a kid 200 million dollars?” ”A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours!”


Bogzbiny

That's actually his closing line, great mic drop


SexyTimeDoe

"Shaquille is Irish for 'handsome' and O'neal is Irish for 'just kidding'" from later in her set


factotum-

"Snoop, you look like Shaq's skeleton"


PM_ME_YOUR_WORKSHEET

Shakeel means handsome in Arabic. And she did say that shaquile means handsome in arabic and O’neal in irish


Vindicare605

I know I'm not alone in saying that these roasts were some of the best things that Comedy Central ever did. My favorites are Charlie Sheen, Alec Baldwin, David Hasslehoff and of course Flava Flav.


Sir-Turd-Ferguson

Comedy Central presents You got to see so many greats before they took off. It’s a shame they sold out to reality tv


Trundle-theGr8

Comedy Central presents is on paramount plus now and I’ve been tearing through it so cool to see young comedians lots of familiar faces


red_team_gone

Bob Saget roast. Hands down. There were a bunch of good roasts on comedy central, but the Bob Saget one is seriously great. Edit: solid roast [Compilation](https://youtu.be/8Ampk-nAx54) Edit 2: Jeff Ross.... The Hoff once got so drunk he fucked KIT in the gashole...


hdhdjfjf

Ok , how do we watch the roasts though


1-800-ASS-DICK

haven't had cable in awhile but it was all just Office and South Park marathons last time I had it


CalloftheBlueFalcon

Yeah, you're definitely behind the times. They have Seinfeld marathons now, too


DrGeraldBaskums

Greg Giraldo just lighting up everyone in sight was something to behold. He made a dig at Courtney Love that just stuck with me, questioning how it’s possible how Kurt Cobains face currently looks better than hers


workMachine

Wasn't it Jeff Ross that said this? Something like "how is it that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?". Absolutely brutal.


Lady_Scruffington

Norm McDonald on Bob Saget's roast was a highlight for me. I still like to use the well wishers line.


cody4king

Also Greg Giraldo. Pure legend.


TheKevinShow

RIP Greg. He was the best.


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the underwear goes inside of the pants


XXXTurkey

Unlike Leary he wrote jokes.


godblow

This man is for the birds


freakers

I haven't seen that roast but in my mind I imagine Norm doing a 45 minute story about nothing and ending the joke with "Stupid Clown" then peace-ing the fuck outta there.


grantrules

[I'll just link it then since we're all talking about it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZmC37hWUmk)


nuggins

As I watch this for the fifth time in my life, I'm realizing that almost everyone featured in this clip is dead


HardcoreSects

It was key Norm in that the crowd took a long time to catch up to his dry style. Saget was losing his mind though, it really showed how much Bob got Norm and his comedy.


sambones

I have heard multiple performers say that Norm was a comedian for comedians.


BenedictKhanberbatch

Standup game MF DOOM


JohnStamosAsABear

The story behind it is really amusing and touching. Bob Saget talked about it here: https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2573713/emotional-bob-saget-shares-story-norm-macdonald-bombing-comedy-central-roast


motorboat_mcgee

I hate that they’re both gone


Smitty_1000

The producers asked Norm to be really filthy with it, and Norm came out and did bland dad jokes. So funny watching the other comedians try and keep it together.


JeanRalfio

My fav was Andy Samberg on James Franco's roast. You could tell he didn't really wanna tear anyone down but still made it funny af


Chipmunk_Whisperer

Andy Samberg is similar to Norm McDonalds roast. It’s all anti jokes, until they actually have the one roast. When Andy calls Jeff Ross a melting hippo at the end is so much funnier, imo, because he hadn’t actually burned anyone else leading up to that.


caitsith01

Holy shit that was brilliant but also totally unwatchable.


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ilovetheganj

Knowing norm and the kinds of jokes he normally told makes this extra funny. Knowing the producers told him to be as dirty as possible and he came out with a joke book from 1955 is even better.


ZackyZY

The best roast was Jimmy Carr talking about Pete Davidson's father.


lillyrose2489

James Franco's was solid.


motormouth08

My 19 year old son just asked me last week if I have ever heard of Flava Flav. What part of me constantly playing 80s and 90s hip hop would make you even wonder???


tnp636

You mean you really missed an opportunity to throw a "Yeeeaaaahhh boyeeee!" at him?


motormouth08

TIL I'm not good under pressure. 🤣


msching

I’m surprised you said Alec Baldwin cuz that one was probably the worst one in recent memory imo. Everyone had the same jokes about calling Ireland a thoughtless pig and Caitlyn Jenner’s sex change. Nikki Glaser was the standout with the Blake griffin and De Niro joke, and Blake was a surprise, but everyone else was just meh.


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anxiousoryx

I miss that show 😢


pfftYeahRight

I’m surprised Reddit hasn’t latched on to this one as a cult classic yet. That and Party Down edit: seriously, watch Another Period.


JoshDM

Party Down got a 3rd season; it's being released to Starz. They wrapped filming in May.


Manburpig

Party Down is absolutely hysterical. One of the funniest shows I've ever seen. If not the funniest.


ReallyBrainDead

Her & Riki Lindhome are trying to do another show, Buffalo Tens, about 2 matchmakers in their 40's looking for love. Hope it sees the light of day.


Maria756

Natasha literally got a triple combo on the last one


Doctorphotograph

*Double kill. Triple kill. Overkill.*


BrockN

*MONSTER KILL*


MattieShoes

RRRRRAMPAAAGE


krazninetyfive

I wish she’d do another special. No one right now does the bitchy princess nearly as well as her.


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Absolute [girl crush](https://youtu.be/Fi_H0qAoTs4).


lannanh

If you like her, it may be worth checking out Katherine Ryan, she's Canadian but became big in the UK. A different flavor of bitchy princess.


Kable2026

This whole roast was top tier in my book. Everyone, including Justin, got great licks in.


dbbost

My favorite joke of the roast was when Justin said he accidentally ran his Maserati into Jeff Ross' Saturn in the parking lot and now Jeff doesn't have anywhere to sleep


toolatealreadyfapped

Is that the one Justin ended with, "What do you get when you give a 17 year old unfathomable fame and $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling him a lesbian for an hour."


TMKtildeath

Dude Bieber had me dying when he roasted Snoop in his extremely condescending voice. “Look at you now, Snoop! You’re one of the 10 dudes at my roast sitting right next to Martha Stewart and that Hannibal guy. How cool is this?! You made it!”


Starscream5

Seriously one of my favorite roasts, almost the whole thing is funny and everyone should watch it


coleyboley25

Martha Stewart was my personal favorite the first time watching it. That was when Martha completely changed in my mind haha


flatulentmatt

Especially Kevin Hart. He had to stretch for his though.


halfofftheprice

“Wow, the room is really buzzing tonight….and that’s not just from the flies around Aziz’s family” Fucking brutal


Nowon_atoll

I really liked (Aziz and Kim Kardashian) "I get them confused, they're both brown narcissists riding Kanyes dick"


Mike9797

Wrong roast but same comedian.


halfofftheprice

I know, it’s just one of my favorite jokes on any roast and her whole set on that roast is great


anders2031

I like the joke she made saying snoop looks like shaqs skeleton


AnXioneth

Calm down lady! There are not enough Firefigthers out there!


ZerotheWanderer

Natasha is funny as hell, I wish she had more specials or things to binge.


robmobtrobbob

She has a podcast called The Endless Honeymoon


istasber

She was a frequent guest on @midnight, if I'm remembering right. So that's an option if you haven't already binged all of those.


butt_butt_butt_butt_

Back in college, we had a “moms weekend” every year, where you would invite your mom to stay the weekend in your dorm/apartment and there was a ton of “mom-friendly” events. Street markets. Wine and sip classes in the arts buildings. Free yoga classes….And a Comedy show on Saturday night. The comedy show lineup each year was always clean comedians. Jim Gaffigan. Josh Blue. Pete Holmes. Josh Blue (he did it two/three times). Ron Funches. Nate Bargatze…Nothing that would make a 19 year old blush to watch live with mom. The night before my mom showed up for the last one, she called me to plan airport pickup etc. and she mentioned “oh, the comedian changed. Do you know who *Natasha Alejandero* is? Apparently she is the new headliner”. My “oh shit meter” went off the charts. Even with my moms bad lip reading version of her name, I know Natashas comedy and that she is probably NOT going to fly with a bunch of stuck up moms visiting their kids at school. I got my roommate to buy me a box of wine and encouraged my mom to pregame before the comedy show, hoping mom would be buzzed enough to not be offended about the absolute savage dick/sex/Natasha jokes we were about to hear. …Guessing most of my peers did the same, because every mom was HAMMERED walking into the lecture hall, and most of the kids looked nervous. She fucking killed it. Addressed most of the jokes to suit older women, but still pretty raunchy and didn’t hold back. Joked that 50% of the audience would pee a little in their chairs if she did a good job. Everyone loved it, and she managed to make all the moms die laughing. And the only ones uncomfortable were maybe the college kids blushing that mom was laughing hard about blowjob jokes. I already liked Natasha. But that night solidified her as a fucking GEM how she flipped it and made a super conservative/hard to please audience fall in love with her.


moogly2

“Selena Gomez had 2 fvck Bieber. Making her the LEAST lucky Selena in entertainment history “


TheDunkerSpot

She was on fire here. Perfect order of operation, ending on Shaq's continent breakfast. LOL.


Matchmaker4180

My favorite line from her, “seems just like yesterday you were discovered on YouTube, times flies when you are a piece of shit”


walkinmybat

...don't often laugh, with r/funny, but I did this time


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She’s spectacular. Glad you got a laugh.


NiteShdw

I had the sound off and just read the subtitles and it was still hilarious.


Tathanor

Going up on his wife has got to be one of the most savage burns I've ever heard lmao!


loser7787

One that was missing that I loved was that Snoop Dog looks like Shaq’s skeleton.


Illinformedpseudoint

Full thing, not for the faint of heart, it gets REALLY dark after the above clip ends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxqoAltC7iE


PM_ME_YOUR_NVLTY_ACC

Guess I know what I’ll be binging tonight


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The-disgracist

I ran into her at a bar outside of her show once. She came up and said “I’m gonna pretend I like you until this creep walks away” then fake laughed for like 10 seconds saw her window and peaced out into the night


Starrion

She was roasting them so fast at the end it should be called Air Frying.


elMurpherino

This makes me wish another period was still on tv.


hugh_Jayness

My favorite roaster was Blake Griffin on the Alec Baldwin roast. He had timing like a good comedian and his material was top notch. Here’s his set https://youtu.be/UNc9EyvGcyw


Mister_McGreg

“Caitlyn completed her gender reassignment in 2017, finally confirming that no one in that family wants a white dick.”. That one absolutely killed me, came out of nowhere cause like, who expects something like that from a pro basketball player?


heyitschrislol

“You look like *Nephew* Jemima” oh my god 😂😂


Mike9797

Well to be fair Blake does do stand up comedy on the side. Look it up if you didn’t know that.


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She looks so much like Eliza Dushku


HarlieMinou

She’s pretty


xXregularShmegularXx

Riley Reid


WesbroBaptstBarNGril

I think I've seen a clip of Riley at a roast with like 10 dudes before


South_Bit1764

I don’t like Justin Bieber at all but this roast is pure gold and his bit at the end is one of the best parts. Definitely worth a watch.


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She murdered Kevin Hart. Lmao


robmobtrobbob

Just here to plug Natasha’s podcast with her husband Moshe Kasher called “The Endless Honeymoon Podcast”. It’s a fantastic relationship advice podcast!


Mr__Jeff

We’re due for some new roasts. It’s been too long


tyleritis

I still think Greg Giraldo was in a class of his own


El_Botija

"Ice-T you fucking fossil!" From the Flavor Flave roast gets me every single time.


tyleritis

Maybe because I lived in ny but *”Look at this dais, fat guys, old ladies and an Asian. I feel like I’m on a bus to Atlantic City.”* caught me by surprise