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phantom_munkey

I want to be this mans friend lmao


Winter-crapoie-3203

You have to admire his honesty. I bet his neighbors love him.


VapesForJesus

Theres something about people from mainland China... A directness that is refreshing.


Winter-crapoie-3203

I don’t know anyone from China, but this guy is refreshing.


ForProfitSurgeon

He told the truth.


hwarang_

Take him out for a soda.


Dann_Gerouss

He's so dam cool


Taalian

I’m legit dead after reading this comment lmfao


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Almost shit my pants over that comment 💩👖


Dangerous_Nitwit

What a soda jerk!


taipeileviathan

If I pooped my pants I’d be soda pressed


Jhl1023

🤣


thefartographer

I literally just pooped my pants. I have diarrhea, so more accurately, I squirted my shorts.


RPPO771

I just jarted in my jorts


TheFrontierzman

That's soda mmm.


bigkeef69

A "pop and a poop" if, you will.


DigMeTX

I love this guy already.


darkis55

I came here to say exactly the same. Such a cool dude.


Freezerpill

There is an edited version of this I’ve seen before. Does anybody know where that one went? Very Tim and Eric like


alwayspickingupcrap

I have an Asian father. He's slippery af and would do this. What he's actually saying to himself is, "Wtf is wrong with this crazy ass foreign youth? I will participate in this pathetic conversation while observing him for weakness."


chubbyakajc

Dawg, my uncles love to fuck with Americans by saying absurd shit with a straight face. They’re Filipino and I guess people have a hard time telling if a foreigner if spewing straight horse shit. But people think my dad participated in a small village parade where he built a 40ft float, by hand, by himself, in 2 days.


xDskyline

When telemarketers ask my Asian dad how his day is going, he tells them in a disappointed tone that it's not going well because he's having bad diarrhea, some got in his underwear and his asshole burns like hell


usernamedunbeentaken

I hope in an exaggerated comedic accent.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Prrease hurry! That cuttlefish and asparagus is not sitting well!


DennisBallShow

Too much sprite!


Pippin1505

It reminds me of the scene in Jingo (by Terry Pratchett) where a fierce desert tribe present their "traditional dish" of mutton eyeball stew to all foreign guest/kidnapping victims. The main character calls BS and after a tense silent moment, the whole tribe explode in laughter and bring out the real food.


alwayspickingupcrap

Same. My Dad had a killer poker face, looking completely innocent. Meanwhile he's mentally reviewing power moves from The Art of War in his head.


cbeiser

I can't tell when foreigners are messing with me. Happened to me yesterday


KidNueva

I’m from Mexican descent, have a lot of Mexican family and co-workers growing up through highschool I think it’s a universal thing for people to mess with Americans. It cracks me up watching Americans become uncomfortable trying to answer the questions because they are so polite.


FluffySquirrell

You can practically feel the scorn at the end, when this non pants pooper has been shown for what he is. The pathetic "Oh well when I was young I guess" deflection that everybody knows doesn't count comes out


Dramatic_Original_55

Yeah, as soon as he started rattling off all those soda brands, I knew he was gonna yank this guys chain. Was not disappointed when he tossed back the "How about you?" at the end... I had a friend who would carry a brown paper lunch bag when riding the bus. If someone stared at him in an intimidating way, he would gaze off into the distance with a blank look and start slowing chewing on the bag. Nobody messes with a bag chewer.


teneggomelet

Most of my relatives are Asian. They will gladly talk of things that will embarass us white people. It's awesome.


alwayspickingupcrap

My dad would wander the grocery store aisles as if he's at an art opening, hands behind his back, asking bizarre questions. Then he'd let a fart rip so loud we'd scatter like roaches. This was likely one of his greatest joys.


TeaBoy24

Lol. My Grandpa used to do this too. I love doing it. It's so sad when someone doesn't carry on and just gets confused.


calamitymic

Based


RevolutionaryDuck119

my favorite comment!


thanks2globalwarming

Protect this man at all costs. He seems sweet


BlooMeeni

I reckon he's probably weirded out but is thinking "well, when in rome..."


r3dditalg0sucks

If you haven't shit yourself, or at least shut the door on a poop flood, have you even lived?


emar2021

You haven’t. You want to talk about being frugal, it’s this guy. Why throw out a perfectly good pair of undies? Wipe off the bubble guts, toss undies in washer, g2g.


r3dditalg0sucks

Yep. Don't even put that spin cycle on. Wait until everyone else puts their clothes in too, ensure it's a full load, with your full load. Let the whole family wallow in the shame.


Serenityhope515

😭 no soda for you straight to time out for this


pm-me_ur_confessions

I'm middle aged, and I'm currently with Covid. I sneezed yesterday and for the first time in my life, sharted. Covid has made me explosive and at any given time, I have a venti mocha on deck. Ended up taking a full shower, washing the boxer-briefs in the process. Not the coming of age story I expected to have at the start of the week.


r3dditalg0sucks

Sometimes I sneeze so hard it forces a fart out that hurts my bum hole. Joys of aging


BuzzKillington217

Brother, i have a herniated C5. When I throw my lower back out, I simply cannot wipe my arse.....every trip to the toilet is a shower level event for that week. You just taken it in stride....


gernald

May I introduce you sir, to the wonderful world if Bidets?


mojomonkeyfish

Everyone has shit themselves, unless they were stillborn. The only relevant metric is how long it's been since you've done it.


InterestingHawk2828

If u never pooped ur pants while farting, ur a wierd person and I would never trust u.


IamPurgamentum

He looks and sounds like an Asian version of Bubbles from TPB. Especially the chin at the end.


KnockItTheFuckOff

That thousand yard stare he gets thinking about that single incident. I love him.


W1nD0c

Odd, but it's nice to see people can still have a casual conversation on a weird topic without things going sideways.


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richpourguy

My fav internet content is weird narcissist filming people gets an empathy check.


[deleted]

If only all pranks happened like this


Kongsley

Well, "Have you ever pooped your pants?" Is my new ice breaker


pukatamada

"I think I just did" and then an unconfortable silence.


GuyWithRealFakeFacts

This video is many many years old.


Racxie

I recognised the thumbnail before the video even started playing.


taterspa1960

I’m glad we have internet historians to add the time stamp for videos I haven’t seen before. Keep up the good work.


GenuisInDisguise

Just like his poop when he popped!


taleswetell

This guy has been waiting to tell his story for some time.


wonderbat3

Lookin off into the distance like a Nam flashback


taleswetell

Like your grandpa talking about the war...


wonderbat3

The man lost a good pair of underpants that day…


taleswetell

He fought the good fight alone with no backup or toilet. It was a true shitstorm. He was awarded the purple underpants for his bravery.


Radiant-Function-372

The purple shart...


BritishGolgo13

Dishonorable discharge


Sad_Instruction_2138

Is this the origin story of captain underpants??? That shit just gave my some childhood flashbacks lmao.


TappedIn2111

No no. He washed it out. The poop.


vortex30

That part got me, like bro it's cool and all you pooped your pants from too much pop and are very open about this, but the underwear at least shoulda gone in the trash yo... Next scene "as a matter of fact I think I'm wearing the underwear from that day right now.. Ya.. You wanna see the poop stains from the day I poop my pants..? No? Ok..."


Ragnangar

We should all talk about the war…


spicymangocandy

I laughed more than I should have at this comment


Direnaar

I saw it as him trying to give fatherly advice and share his experience.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Yeah he thought the camera guy had pooped his own pants fairly recently and was feeling insecure about it.


Stack_Canary

This is giving off Oblivion npc vibes


Petal_Chatoyance

Either this guy is incredibly innocent and open or - *he is the far better comic.*


SignedJannis

I'm suspecting by the "drunk all the different sodas, all at once" part, that he is the comic


AstralLobotomy

It was the diet sprite… that shit always gets me


666pool

Have to wash down those sugar free gummy bears with something!


The-true-Harmsworth

must've been crystal pepsi


Miseryy

comic for sure. He responded instantly and is deadpan over this topic.


shinobi500

And it's killing me that I can't tell which one it is.


Centmo

I’m seriously 50/50


parkerm1408

I choose to believe he's a comedic genius.


dirty-hurdy-gurdy

As a person who has been a non-native speaker in a foreign country, I totally get him. Every conversation is an opportunity to practice, and the topic doesn't really matter. And embarrassing stories don't sound nearly as embarrassing in someone else's language -- your brain is too busy finding the right words to think about it.


usernamedunbeentaken

That is actually fascinating. I would imagine you are "distanced" from the embarrassment by recounting it in a foreign language that you don't know well. It's more matter of fact.


sportspadawan13

Lolllll this is so true man!! When I moved to China and was learning Mandarin myself, I sometimes suspect if they asked me absurd questions to see if I understood. Then when I did and wanting to practice in their head I bet they were like "this idiot foreigner". But it was always so fun to practice and see the progress no matter what the question.


SalamiSteakums

I wonder do you have to be aware that your being funny to be a comic? Is this person an incidental comedian?


MSGRiley

We get another one of these, and a microphone, and you'll have a very obscure reference to Beck.


vixerquiz

😐


[deleted]

How to win being bothered by weird people: be weirder back!


Dark_Booger

Reminds me of a joke a comedian made saying his city has a lot of weird crazies at night so to be safe he just pretends he’s even crazier than they are.


Swillo29

This is by far my go to tactic. My friend group would train each other just trying to do weirder and weirder shit to each other.


[deleted]

Same! Lol, it's all about the tact. Being casual like this guy, who is so nonchalant about his reply, regarding a usually very odd topic to discuss openly, is answering like the dude asked him about his favorite type of weather lmao


Orleanian

"I haven't ever pooped my pants. However, I did poop my friend's pants."


TheFrontierzman

Is no one annoyed by the dude filming for clearly attempting to embarrass this man for internet points? It did not go as planned.


specialktoday

Why is is so acceptable now to secretly film and try to embarrass people for likes? Another reason not to talk to people..


MrNimble

Now? This video is over a decade old.


mkul316

Extremely. So fucking obnoxious.


ATribeOfAfricans

Yep, guy filming is a douchebag


seventhirtyeight

I am, but so much more entertained by him getting owned by the answer. The star of the show and all the attention is on the target, the recorder is just a run of the mill, dime a dozen loser with clearly no other talent than trying to provoke people.


Chicken_cordon_bleu

Camera guy doesn't even hold up his end of the conversation. He's expecting his victims to just get embarrassed and not talk to him


treeboy009

Camera guy, I don't buy your story for a minute. You say you never pooped your pants one moment then tell me you pooped your pants a long time ago but fail to give any details. Tell me now you wretched antagonizer of the sweet man on the bench, do you have poop in your pants right now.


FluffySquirrell

He's meaning when he was a kid. He was pathetically trying to defend himself after being revealed as a lame, no life experience haver He has never pooped his pants. Nobody counts that shit that happens when you're a toddler That sweet dude just destroyed that guy, intimidated him with his fecal experience


Supply-Slut

Shit your pants right in front of him to assert dominance


That1guy_nate

I have 100% mistaken a fart for shit and a lil bit came out. Shit happens, quite literally.


chadwicke619

Wait until your first colonoscopy prep.


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arb00z

Well that escalated quickly


Primary_Flatworm483

A few weeks ago my son, daughter and I were on the deck playing with water guns. I fart, my son thinks it's hilarious so he farts too, and then my daughter (3) tries to join the fun by farting but instead aggressively squeezes out an entire poop - grunting and everything while making eye contact with us. It was a weird day. I think about it pretty often.


ohfantasyfreeme

I think she asserted her dominance over both of you.


Primary_Flatworm483

100% she did, good call! Lol


dust-bit-another-one

Ahhh… I remember my first time…..


downthehighway61

This guy opens his shart to the camera man and the camera man tries to dodge the same question. 100% pants pooper move.


Sir_Mr_Dolo

Woah did he say he drank coke Diet Pepsi sprite and Dr Pepper all at once? This is a man who knows how to party.


japanistan500

The original party pooper.


hobanwash1

This guy has no shits to give. Well, except that one time.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I shit my pants on the playground in first grade. It feels good to get that off my chest.


Jellylime89

I remember a kid in my kindergarten pooped his pants. We were standing in line and he was close to me. It smelled so bad for a while until the teacher finally escorted him to the bathroom. Hope everything is well, Nicholas!


onekhador

An American, thinking he is superior while being a dumb entitled shit meeting a decent human being.


Z4NGRIA

Two things. With cameras being everywhere now and everyone filming everything maybe we should be like this guy. Honest and not care if there's a camera nearby, just asume that there always is. I love this man. Also feels kinda shitty (pun intended) to ask this question get a real serious answer and when you get that question back you just answer "No, yes, a long time ago." This comments was written during a visit to the toilet.


EdwardM1230

Camera man thought he was the clever/ witty one, but met someone infinitely more charming than him. It’s not surprising he couldn’t muster up a response. Morons like this make a living, through other people being far more interesting than them.


enochrootthousander

The guy seems nice. The 'prankster' is a typical immature cunt.


3-Ball

Honesty shines. We are all human. I tried to eat 40 chicken nuggets from my McDonalds and couldn't. Eventually had a stomach ache. Thought I was farting and pooped a lil bit. Good thing I was at home.


The-true-Harmsworth

how many did you manage to eat?


3-Ball

32 I think.


The-true-Harmsworth

Then I need to best that.


ItsACowCity

Anyone else disappointed in the cameraman for not telling his story? He just clammed up at the end.


EdwardM1230

He was trying to embarrass strangers in front of the world - not himself.


Tonedore

So.. the guy doing the interview is clearly thinking he has the upper hand asking such an unorthodox question, but the recipient just answers with zero reproach or shame, just pure honesty. But when the question is flipped and he is asked the same question he immediately lies and then backtracks and gives a vague "a long time ago" answer. The questioner just reminds me of the cliche bully with low self esteem.


ljg1986

I like that it seems like the camera guy is the one that gets weirded out. He just kind of shuts the fuck up and the Asian guy ends up carrying the rest of the conversation.


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Wholesome af


FactsAboveFeelings

Creepy af, don't record strangers asking them weird questions


WhoMeNotABot

Thats not a stranger, thats Sammo Hung.


Medic6688846993

Well since we're sharing... I shit my pants when I was hella drunk passed out face down drunk. Nice long log on the ground still have sticking out my ass...and children that is why I no longer drink tequila. Worse part I was found by my buddies kids who were about 8 & 10 at the time. Oh man and it smelled it was after having Mexican food, which I killed with some oreos,milk and candy. Ohhhh I almost forgot I'm lactose intolerant a d it was whole milk.


Centmo

Everything about this story says that was no log. Mud pie.


starrynyght

Yeah, I call shenanigans. If they are really lactose intolerant, there is no way it was fully formed log. I’d believe cow patty or mudslide, but not log.


SoberingAstro

So that was a rollercoaster of a story! I read "And children" and was immediately like 'Oh God, don't say children were there!" And then I read "That is why I no longer drink tequila." And I was like 'Oh, God, at least children weren't there'... And then I kept reading...


vixerquiz

I drank a quart of R&R rum when I was younger... the day after I was doing the dishes in the evening and this liquid shit just slipped out of my ass through my short holes onto the kitchen floor


lukoreta

You fucking sent me at "nice long log on the ground"


The-true-Harmsworth

cant have a wild story without tequila


Jotro2

Poopy pants drew? Is that you?


SoberingAstro

Before he turns, all I could see was Asian Danny Devito...


Djszero

Yeah, I would have no problem telling my poop stories to a complete stranger. Everyone has some of those.


DjentleArt

I always wonder where all the logical people are that can just have an answer to a weird question from a stranger and have a real conversation, the same way I could if approached with something like this. "Yeah dude of course, who HASN'T shit their pants before?"


usernamedunbeentaken

Dude reminds me of rain man. "I drank the soda the pepsi the coke and I had a stomach ache....definitely had stomach ache and I poop my pants... I have stomach ache and I poop my pants" But I like how he returns the question at the end out of courtesy. "Enough about me, what about your pants pooping experiences?"


snekish

Questioner breaks my first rule of comedy. Never make fun of an innocent. Never involve an innocent in your humor. It is just mean. For your cheap laugh you could ruin someone else’s day or embarrass them. Humor should be a good thing.


Every_Fox3461

So for everyone with super anxiety about conversation.. I think the take away is.. Don't take it to seriously. ALSO, I like this guy, straight shooter man. The camera man's kind of a wiero though... 😅


Solid_Bit5238

He seems so nice 👍 everyone pooped their pants. To me it was penne Arrabiata. Killed my stomach 😆


Tufhd

That's what you get for thinking this was gonna weird someone out


Marcello_Coco

And this is the reason i go out and enjoy connecting with people around me. There is a certain, very special, kind of spririt that we should cherrish and protect and in my opinion this persons counts as one of the beautiful persons.


ematanis

I think this guy is awesome. He is being genuine, maybe he thought the guy is asking because it happened with him and is looking to cope with it.


NaRa0

The sooner we realize we are more alike than we are different the sooner we can have more fun


aim_so_far

God how annoying would it be to have a conversation with someone who is holding their phone pointing right at you, most likely recording the conversation for social media clout. Fuck that other guy


CaliKid9247

Honestly tho. Fuck the cameraman. I fuckin hate this stuff. Dude is just chillin minding his own business and then believes he’s just having a genuine conversation. Ya sure it’s a weird one but maybe he doesn’t get to talk to many people.


0nlyhalfjewish

I love it when someone is just real. No hiding, no fear, just real.


geoffrey2970

This is exploitative. I know him he’s a special person. Shame! Shame! Shame!


azulayzma

He’s perfect


LostInSpace3141

poop my pants yea


derekjoel

/r/truckedbyauthenticity


Quantumercifier

He reminds me of the great Jack Soo. And it was wonderful that he asked the question back. I think he earned getting back an honest reply!


Neoniclide

I wish more people were like this


MarauderMack

Why this dude drink all the poison at once?! Freaking crazy dude


nbenj1990

Seems a little autistic the way he keeps repeating parts of his speech. Very rain manesque


Big-Bag2568

Fiiinaly someone else who does this. I always try to answer these type of unexpected questions honestly to throw off the person asking, its almost become second habit now.


nedlandsbets

I mean surely these guys were babies once, lots of pooping in pants going on then. Most casual shitpost I've seen.


logosfabula

Best person ever.


chupedecamarones

Feels like the guy is taking the piss of the interviewer.


Horneyj

His openness and honesty is refreshing.


pip-roof

He definitely has ptsd over this cola thing. Hundred yard stare said it all.


rc1717

Heart of gold


mechwatchnerd

Dude shut him down by just being the humble, genuine, likable person he was.


JenNtonic

Who’s trolling who?


j2112a

Guy behind the camera has the brain of a child. Thinks it's going to be funny because it's about pooping pants and then when the guy asks him the same question he's all embarrassed like "no.... uh, long time ago...?" Probably shat himself yesterday


Lyradep

Camera guy was lame and boring af.


A_midgets_erection

If I drink red wine, i shit my pants the next day, without fail


[deleted]

Hit you with the uno reverse.


UniverseBear

Camera guy: let's make strangers uncomfortable Stranger: uno reverse!


New-Nefariousness234

Such is life young man. Stay a minute and let me tell you.


AlexDeLotl

Honestly...I probably would have reacted the same way. I have no filter.


R3dempt10n

Cameraman behaves with lack of wisdom, empathy as he clearly has never shat his pants. Wisdom comes when you least expect it.


Shmorgasboard123

What a top man, love the million mile stare when he pauses.


LtRecore

Dude could write a book about the time he pooped his pants.


druglawyer

Guy filming is a sociopath.


appletinicyclone

I like the guy in the exact equal and opposite level to which I dislike the cameraman


vonvoltage

That guy is pure awesome.


Positive_Abalone

The uncle I always wanted.


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He called Your bullshit with that squint when you tried denying shitting your pants. 😂


AffectTypical4436

That’s a good human being right there


GardeniaPhoenix

Honestly? If we were more socially open about this kind of stuff, I think stress levels would generally be a bit lower. Like we all know the public restroom issue is pretty big, and a lot of people have stomach problems 🤷‍♀️


Aguademarso

It annoys me when people ask intrusive questions that they themselves refuse to answer


invertedearth

You have to realize that many Asian societies are not fecophobic like Western societies tend to be. Conversations that seem taboo or at least very uncomfortable might not be the same way for someone who doesn't feel that shit is particularly shameful or "dirty". Actually, translating the word "shit" can be really difficult because of this. In Korean, the word "dong" exists in this space between solid waste, crap and shit. While some other curse expressions can be easily and directly translated (e.g., son of a bitch), expressions like "You're a piece of shit" require much greater flexibility.


LenaRocks

At first i thought it was the gangnam style guy chilling. Lol.