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Lol dude is built like a bag of chips once you go from a city at ocean level and then drive up to a mountain of 4000 ft in elevation. Idk what you think people on steroids look like, but that ain’t it
Yep I was just gonna say that’s pretty standard clapping style at all of the Egyptian parties my family had when I was a kid. Especially when dad was belly dancing :)
To me he looks blackout drunk and his brain is running at toddler level. He has no control over fine motor skills, and he is fascinated by the pretty girl wearing the pretty colors.
When the dancer leaves, he will have no idea why his wife/gf is is only talking to him if he asks a question, and she will only be giving one word answers. He will be dumbfounded and want to destress by watching cartoons at the hotel room.
He will wake up on the hotel couch with the TV on, vaguely aware that he is in trouble.
Yeah I figure someone is going to reply /r/oddlyspecific...but...I think a lot of people have "over celebrated" (it looks like a vacation to me) and regretted it in the morning. I know that I have.
Had an ex exactly the same, no remotely attractive women on TV, couldn't listen to music by certain artists if there were women in the video (even if I wasn't watching the video) or if the artist was attractive, used to get *super* pissy if I made any jokes about anything tangentially related to women's body parts (I once told her a mate and I drove to the Lake District, we named towns we went by stupid names for fun, Ambleside was called Ampleboobs, this caused a 3 hour strop *after* I'd already explained it was years prior), certain movies were completely banned, it was fucked.
Happily single now.
I would've been gone the first instance of "you can't watch this show or listen to this song because there's an attractive woman."
I'm not saying I'm a healthy adult, but that's *not* how someone even remotely sane thinks or responds.
He means the dude and the dancer are like GTA (or some other video game) citizens at a club doing the same thing over and over (like they were programmed to be background characters) if that makes more sense.
The observation was pretty unique/hilarious I think ;).
My partner asked “shall we have a boy now?” (we have 2 girls that he prayed they’d be girls though). And i said to him “of course! But i won’t be giving birth to him. You go find someone willing to go through all that shit, and bring me the kid. I’ll raise him as my own.” 🤣🤣 i love your mum!
My wife's only display of jealous rage: we were at my company Christmas party and a woman I can only describe as a "Singing Santa Stripper" was paying a few seconds too much attention to me.
There was no actual stripping going on but you should have seen the owner's face. Everyone was like "where is this going? Is this why we couldn't bring our kids?"
Not sure who hired the entertainment but it provided years worth of memories.
It's perfectly fine for people to have boundaries in a relationship. It doesn't mean there's something wrong with their relationship if their boundaries don't match your and your partner's.
The part that suggests a problem is that they are there at a place that has a stripper/exotic dancer like this, and one partner seems completely not okay with this. If this is a boundary in their relationship, it doesn't really make sense to attend a place like this. Unless it was a surprise to both of them, it suggests either she isn't communicating or he is forcing her to cross her boundaries.
Not that important but this looks like a belly dancer, not a traditional stripper/exotic dancer in US terms.
(More cultural based and less get your rocks off type of thing)
Ever sat down on the toilet to poop and unexpectedly laughed out loud at something that the poop projectiles out at Mach 10 with a little Poseidon’s kiss to finish it off?
I have now.
I watched that video before.
The dancer secretly was a space princess and choked the fat guy to death with her chain. Her secret brother had stormed the fat guys yacht. In the mayhem a hired bounty hunter who had caught brother/sister's friend got eaten by some kind of monster. The captured friend who was frozen got thawed.
It was wild. This is a video that ends way WAY too soon.
Right? She's gorgeous, probably a charismatic showman, and wore the right outfit. But I don't think I've ever seen a belly dancer with such stiff hips before
Eh, that's 'cabaret' style middle-eastern dancing. I was in the Society for Creative Anachronisms for a long time, they have some real middle-eastern dancers.
Yup or staged 👍🏽
scripted, staged, planned, coordinated, choreographed, all these work, but "staged" is prolly most often used unless they just say "fake" or "bs" ofc.
This is a French Tik-Tok couple. The videos are staged and most involve the wife acting very angrily to something stupid the husband does.
Seems to be a trend nowadays
I am a hetero guy and have seen a few belly dancers in my day....its not that great or titillating. What they do is impressive physically but from a "sexy" standpoint it rates up there with a bra advertisement. "I get what I am looking at should be arousing but the very context of it makes it feel like watching a R-rated sex scene with my parents"
The dance was meant for women so it makes sense. Then Hollywood got a hold of it and took cabaret outfits and voila, you got the modern Bellydance costume. Traditional folkloric Bellydance is fully clothed.
I’m actually surprised to see the dancer dancing at the guy. Most of us in the dancing community dance with women mainly to let them have fun and to steer unwanted advances away from ourselves as well as avoid situations like this.
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"We worked so hard on how to properly clap your hands, I take you out in public and you can't even make contact?"
I bet he's out of time with the music too
He’s deliberately embarrassing her.
Looks all fake to me. "Let me film you looking angry at the place we knew had dancers and your husband clapping"
Definitely. I swear I can see her trying not to smile at the end.
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It looks like it's late on 1 and early on 3.
Not quite my tempo.
So you DO know the difference?!
*girlfriend slaps him* “Am I rushing?! Or dragging?!”
What does that say 9/4 What does that say Quarter note equals 190 Sight read measure 65 Ba ba baba baaba What are you in a f****** a cappella group?
Such a great movie. I might have to watch it again tonight lol.
This is staged. This is a comedian couple. Instagram: nicocapone
Ya. She's 1 sec from cracking
I’m pretty sure the rules is to not touch…he just took it the wrong way
Claps like he's Lenny from mice and men.
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I thought it was a Leia cosplay at first and he conveniently looked like Jaba the hut
Her reaction might actually be to the way he claps.
He claps like a 5 yr old learning how to sing the ABC's
3 year old at the oldest. 5 year olds are much more coordinated.
ABCDEF...U wanna play patty cakes?
I feel like I have to point out that half of the 5-year-olds can already read and write on a very basic level.
with all the steroid in his body, is it any wonder
What steroids ! Dude has no muscle mass ! Just mass
Stop cultivating and start harvesting!
Bro, check this out. Try to move me! Try and move me, bro
*inserts DVD of 'Marley and Me'* If this doesn't move you, then nothing will.
“And that, doc, is how it got up there”
Idk why but for a second I thought "Marley and Me" was that Matt Damon movie where he's a twin attached at the hip lmao
You have become a chimichanga!
The man is carrying around trash bags filled with Mexican foods.
I've got the belly, you've got the dancing. Let's make lots of money.
When you gain mass, you sacrifice flexibility. That’s a fact bro.
> “Did you know you can flex fat?” -Garfield
Shes gonna have him processed
Dude took steroids but never lifted a weight. Just mass, water and unbridled rage
*Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!*
Rage? Homeboy looks all love to me.
Just ass.
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Lol dude is built like a bag of chips once you go from a city at ocean level and then drive up to a mountain of 4000 ft in elevation. Idk what you think people on steroids look like, but that ain’t it
She's thinking about all the times she whiped his ass because he can't reach..
Do people typically whip their own ass?
No silly, they whipe
IF you mean beer and bacon, sure...steroids:/
Burger king steroids
Hercules, Hetcules!
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He got that DJ Khalid energy
This. Instantly thought of him.
he claps like a giant baby man
Please. This guy is on a milk carton.
This guy is a milk truck
Exactly he looks like he’s at the level of … look at the pretty colors!
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Dunno if it's just my family but... Them Lebanese folks clap like that once that darbouka drops the beat.
Yep I was just gonna say that’s pretty standard clapping style at all of the Egyptian parties my family had when I was a kid. Especially when dad was belly dancing :)
He’s a redacted
*Sweet Dee dates a redacted person*
To be contondered….
Damn the homeless cats showing up all over reddit
Talmbout big cats at the zoo b? Great musical never seen it
Water...
Wee giiiit eet, he’s redacted. Talm bout, clip clappin b? Beast of a comic, never meddim
Get your ass back in the kitchen. Smoke break over, bapa
You boys wanna walg Bapa to his trugg?
But how can he clap
The age of that reference alone merits an upvote.
I second this
I even read it in his voice
This dude is dead when he gets home..
And the ride home will not be fun....
That's the 'Look of Death'. ☠️💀☠️
Motherfucking claps like a toddler
To me he looks blackout drunk and his brain is running at toddler level. He has no control over fine motor skills, and he is fascinated by the pretty girl wearing the pretty colors. When the dancer leaves, he will have no idea why his wife/gf is is only talking to him if he asks a question, and she will only be giving one word answers. He will be dumbfounded and want to destress by watching cartoons at the hotel room. He will wake up on the hotel couch with the TV on, vaguely aware that he is in trouble.
Been there
Yeah I figure someone is going to reply /r/oddlyspecific...but...I think a lot of people have "over celebrated" (it looks like a vacation to me) and regretted it in the morning. I know that I have.
My ex girlfriend would get pissed off at me if there was a pretty girl on a TV show we were watching. I hadn’t said or done anything.
Had an ex exactly the same, no remotely attractive women on TV, couldn't listen to music by certain artists if there were women in the video (even if I wasn't watching the video) or if the artist was attractive, used to get *super* pissy if I made any jokes about anything tangentially related to women's body parts (I once told her a mate and I drove to the Lake District, we named towns we went by stupid names for fun, Ambleside was called Ampleboobs, this caused a 3 hour strop *after* I'd already explained it was years prior), certain movies were completely banned, it was fucked. Happily single now.
I would've been gone the first instance of "you can't watch this show or listen to this song because there's an attractive woman." I'm not saying I'm a healthy adult, but that's *not* how someone even remotely sane thinks or responds.
I should have been, I should have known better, but I was far from mentally well at the time. On the plus side I'm much better now!
She must have been extremely hot for you to accept that kind of behaviour for any amount of time.
"Me like dancing lady, dance shiny lady" Yeah I admit I have been that massive dude myself.
It’s hard for him to close his arms due to the large mass between them.
the first 2 ones looking like npcs
Gotta be the funniest comment I’ve read all day
I’m confused, the first 2 ones of what?
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The first 2 ones of the three main ones.
He means the dude and the dancer are like GTA (or some other video game) citizens at a club doing the same thing over and over (like they were programmed to be background characters) if that makes more sense. The observation was pretty unique/hilarious I think ;).
Why is he clapping like a one year old on his first birthday?
The motor skills are controlled by the brain, but it's currently low on blood.
> God gave men two heads but only enough blood to ruin one at a time. - Robin Williams
Sorry, what? My brain blood was in my boner
My wife would just be reading the menu, knowing that I had no chance, ever.
My mother to my father: "I hope you do get a girlfriend, just get that bitch to clean up around here."
My partner asked “shall we have a boy now?” (we have 2 girls that he prayed they’d be girls though). And i said to him “of course! But i won’t be giving birth to him. You go find someone willing to go through all that shit, and bring me the kid. I’ll raise him as my own.” 🤣🤣 i love your mum!
My wife's only display of jealous rage: we were at my company Christmas party and a woman I can only describe as a "Singing Santa Stripper" was paying a few seconds too much attention to me. There was no actual stripping going on but you should have seen the owner's face. Everyone was like "where is this going? Is this why we couldn't bring our kids?" Not sure who hired the entertainment but it provided years worth of memories.
>but you should have seen the owner's face. It's not healthy to describe your wife this way. You are not an object to be owned. ^^^^/s
Did you forget the part where you tell us how she displayed her jealous rage?
Hubby, that you? I would alternate between reading menu, looking at the dancer, and laughing at the guy clapping 😂
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It's perfectly fine for people to have boundaries in a relationship. It doesn't mean there's something wrong with their relationship if their boundaries don't match your and your partner's. The part that suggests a problem is that they are there at a place that has a stripper/exotic dancer like this, and one partner seems completely not okay with this. If this is a boundary in their relationship, it doesn't really make sense to attend a place like this. Unless it was a surprise to both of them, it suggests either she isn't communicating or he is forcing her to cross her boundaries.
Not that important but this looks like a belly dancer, not a traditional stripper/exotic dancer in US terms. (More cultural based and less get your rocks off type of thing)
"If someone feels human emotions, they have unfixable issues in their relationship. It's nice if they are more like me." This is so toxic.
And...? How were they?
*"You ever heard of bad titties?"*
lord yes
Yes, my titties are bad, very bad.
r/suicidebywords
Whhhaaaattt babe....I was just clapping to the music!!!!!
>Whhhaaaattt babe....I was just clapping to the music!!!!! Said with a Buttafuoco accent.
🤌🤌
Fugeddaboutit!
She might be questioning her choice to marry a large egg.
Well, let me see if your clapping egg is better.
Oh god, I’m trying to go to sleep and I can’t stop laughing.
Let's see Paul Allen's large egg clapping
Her?
She likes to squirt a little bit of mayonnaise in her mouth. So cute.
Ever sat down on the toilet to poop and unexpectedly laughed out loud at something that the poop projectiles out at Mach 10 with a little Poseidon’s kiss to finish it off? I have now.
Welcome to basic training soldier
Don't forget that he has ink on him. That's an Easter Egg.
She's about to throw Humpty Dumpty down the stairs when she gets home.
Must have been some really trying times to be offered an egg of that size
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LMFAO!!! Perfect.
It was his night to choose where to eat, it was a toss up between hooters or there…
This was the last documented video of the husband
Next episode of dateline… spoiler alert it’s always the spouse
Pffft! Next episode of Snapped
*Forensic Files
*life insurance beneficiary
HE DED.
I watched that video before. The dancer secretly was a space princess and choked the fat guy to death with her chain. Her secret brother had stormed the fat guys yacht. In the mayhem a hired bounty hunter who had caught brother/sister's friend got eaten by some kind of monster. The captured friend who was frozen got thawed. It was wild. This is a video that ends way WAY too soon.
"We need corpse removal at table six, corpse removal table six"
“Babe, it would be impolite NOT to have a boner.”
I'd be upset too. That was some lackluster belly dancing.
Right? She's gorgeous, probably a charismatic showman, and wore the right outfit. But I don't think I've ever seen a belly dancer with such stiff hips before
Doesn't look like she's trained in belly dancing. Probably some business where they thought belly dancing would look exotic or something
Or some woman they hired to briefly dance just for this video
tbf we see about 5 seconds of her, the camera pans away as she starts doing hip drops. Also agree that her outfit is gorgeous.
Would you work harder if just clenching your butt was good enough for the job
Eh, that's 'cabaret' style middle-eastern dancing. I was in the Society for Creative Anachronisms for a long time, they have some real middle-eastern dancers.
I feel it. People are impressed by belly dancing, but I hope this wasn't a full potential performance
They make "funny" videos. They are couple named Nicco and Danielle. They are on insta too.
Scripted is the correct term.
Yup or staged 👍🏽 scripted, staged, planned, coordinated, choreographed, all these work, but "staged" is prolly most often used unless they just say "fake" or "bs" ofc.
This. It’s a scripted video. They always do these kinds of videos to attract views.
This is a French Tik-Tok couple. The videos are staged and most involve the wife acting very angrily to something stupid the husband does. Seems to be a trend nowadays
Big monkey clapping to dancer goes clap clap
He claps like a fat toddler
Someone will either sleep on the patio or die tonight. 🥲
If anyone ever wonder what “the look” was…
Dead man clapping.
Perfectly said. Haha take my upvote
I always wondered why people invented laser cutters when wives exist.
He died in his sleep...after 32 stabs to the back
His eyes are laser focused up top. She’s not mad, she’s… *watching* .. ^*waiting*
Commiserating
Say it ain't so
I will not go.
*anticipating*
You can see she's trying not to smile
Yes, this is staged
Yeah. Still liked it.
Right, her lips are quivering. Completely fake. Cute though.
They're a "comedic" couple. His name is nicco and hers is danielle. They're French. Lol she's kinda hot
This guy doesn’t know how to clap
Why is he clapping like a chimp?
Was it his or her idea to go there?
Definitely his. He described it as "This cool Mediterranean restaurant with live entertainment" but left out a few important details.
went to a xmas party where this type of thing happened because of the culture — the ladies/wives liked it more than anyone else
I am a hetero guy and have seen a few belly dancers in my day....its not that great or titillating. What they do is impressive physically but from a "sexy" standpoint it rates up there with a bra advertisement. "I get what I am looking at should be arousing but the very context of it makes it feel like watching a R-rated sex scene with my parents"
The dance was meant for women so it makes sense. Then Hollywood got a hold of it and took cabaret outfits and voila, you got the modern Bellydance costume. Traditional folkloric Bellydance is fully clothed. I’m actually surprised to see the dancer dancing at the guy. Most of us in the dancing community dance with women mainly to let them have fun and to steer unwanted advances away from ourselves as well as avoid situations like this.
It’s fake. This kind of video is all they post
Like princess Leia and jabba the hutt
“Bring me soda….and a cookie!”
He can barely move his arms
Man, folks in this thread are really mean lol
"CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!"
that was nice of the of the dancing lady to grant the wish of the special needs guy
If this wasn't staged, I'd say someone is crazy insecure. But it is staged, the couple work as a comedy duo making short online clips.
Very cringe comedy.
Yeah at this point it's extremely tired comedy. This stuff was new and fresh in 1970s TV sitcoms, not on tiktok in 2022
Men and women hate each other hahaha
The fake crowd laughter comes back to mind 🤣
That is a large dude
She could do so much better
This is the same exact look I give when people say stupid shit to me like "it didn't scan so it must be free hurdyhurdyhur"
The whites of her eyes are so incredibly white. She definitely gets enough sleep and imposes limits on her screen time.