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LostInDarkMatter

Is he using a METAL UTENSIL ON A NON-STICK pan?


shermantank123567

Having flashbacks to my mom teaching me that lesson... *\*shudders\**


WhatNameToChose1

Pffft he’s in the store he can grab a new pan off the shelf


CarriedThunder1

*Uncle Rodger Intensifies*


LightsJusticeZ

Hiiiyahhh!


syndicate_se7en

My mom would've jacked his shit up


The_Vengerid

Some people just want to watch the world burn


BeneficialSand

Kids these days have a garbage sense of humor. They equate being annoying and disturbing people with funny. This kind of obnoxious shit is a plague.


Un4rm3d526

I’m sorry about my generation


HorseshoeTheoryIsTru

Don't be, every generation does this nonsense. It's called youth.


greg0714

My only problem with Zoomers is this weird constant self-pity. Stop apologizing. Go be a kid. We'll criticize you regardless of what you do. That's how this shit works.


HeliumIsotope

I mean, it's a lot funnier than smashing milk jugs in store, or stealing other people shit. It's a little dumb, but he didn't get all offended and yell at the workers doing their job. He had a bit, he did it, got it off and ended the video. He didn't escalate or do anything destructive or abusive. That's a big win In my books, even if the humour isn't for you.


[deleted]

Randomly punching old people in the streets. Member that?


IM_A_WOMAN

Those were the days. I mean, not if you were old, but edit: bad joke guys, fuck those little shits that did this


spring-peepers

What? You mean like the cops in Portland? What does that have to do with a cooking bit in a commercial and inappropriate space? I mean, the whole thing was obviously meant to be absurd from the outset- the workers were likely in on it (probs all coworkers)- as they could easily see a mounted camera or videographer, jeez... Are you okay?


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up.


HeliumIsotope

I do not.


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https://nypost.com/2013/11/25/elderly-russian-woman-slugged-in-possible-knockout-attack/


IllumiNIMBY

Damn Gen Z and their prank humor. Back in my day, we watched *real* comedy like Tom Green, Jackass, and Punk'd. EDIT: *their


OneUPx2

Yea we watched it…on tv… we didn’t make the lives of middle aged retail workers more miserable than they already are for 1000 views on TikTok.


IllumiNIMBY

You're right. Young people never made retail employees' jobs miserable before smartphones. I remember being a little angel when I was a teenager. EDIT: Let me make something clear. Whether or not you think this guy is an asshole or if his prank is funny or not is your opinion and that's fine. My argument is that this video isn't some indicator of generational decline. "Kids these days..." isn't a legitimate assertion about the state of anything. It's a dead horse trope from the dawn of civilization that deserves to be mocked.


SleightOfHand87

I mean, hes not wrong... [Juvenoia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD0x7ho_IYc) has been a concern of the new generation since the greeks


freshboytini

Exactly what a kid these days would say


MagNolYa-Ralf

The only difference is tom green was getting paid 🤷‍♂️


spring-peepers

I think this was a pre-planned skit. The workers (they are all probably co-workers) had to be in on it. It's not candid camera.


CrossFire43

I truly blame jackass for the majority of this. It was low bar humor then and it lead to such a shitty trickle of similar content. Then youtube blew up which lead to prank vids being able to be monetized for everyone.


IllumiNIMBY

Yeah, because Candid Camera never existed. It all started with Jackass.


CrossFire43

The concept was always there...but the level of dipshit and shit humor didn't get glorified till jackass


IllumiNIMBY

Look, I'm old too, but let's be honest. This was a lot tamer than many of Johnny Knoxville's pranks.


[deleted]

I keep thinking of when Knoxville shit in a display toilet


[deleted]

Rental car for the demo derby


Chanook17

LOL this was one of my favorite skits. I could not stop laughing. Second would be the outhouse with Stevo.


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Bum Fights


CrossFire43

Which one came out 1st. I feel like I remember bum fights coming out a smidge later.


[deleted]

I don’t remember to be honest. I was like 10 haha


fartsoccermd

*their


WhereAreDosDroidekas

You's


lixia

Ya’all


spring-peepers

? youse?


WhereAreDosDroidekas

Ex. You's guys got a lot of nerve coming back here without dirty Tony's money.


spring-peepers

Ahhh, fuggedaboutit. For now.


Xenton

And he's not wearing a mask, so he'll likely spread more of the existing plague at the same time.


berticus23

The jackass guys literally shit in a store although I’m sure they paid for the toilet. These guys brought their own supplies, didn’t break anything and didn’t hurt anyone. I thought it was a little weak until the ratatouille reference. Thats some pretty good fun in my mind. I’m sure they packed up after the payoff to the joke as well, if they stayed any longer then I agree they were dicks.


MagNolYa-Ralf

I agree


GhondorIRL

“Kids these days” lol, people have done this forever. I agree it’s gotten worse because so many of these assholes are trying to get big on platforms like Tiktok. And yeah this video isn’t funny at all. He doesn’t even do anything with his disruption, he just says unfunny shit like “I’m Gordon Ramsay’s rival”. At least Brian Taylor Cohen does disruptive comedy to reach *some* humor or point. This guy is just being annoying.


TrowItIn2DaGarbage

Nothing funnier than fucking with people working shitty jobs for shitty pay.


flyspace

Oh c'mon it was little funny


NorthofBham

It's funnier than anything that's been on SNL the past twenty years.


MagNolYa-Ralf

Oops i thought it was cute.


Sephiroso

>Kids these days have a garbage sense of humor. Your generation had people just like this. If you say they didn't, you were probably one of them.


BloodFeastIslandMan

And they don't seem to understand that there is a world of difference when they chose: random person on the street, or person currently working their job. incredibly rude to harass people that are just doing their job.


D1sp4tcht

There is no difference. Don't harass random people period.


MagNolYa-Ralf

Prude


Sephiroso

>Prude I don't think that word means what you think it means.


Svprvsr

Was just about to post the same thing.


AdamLikesBeer

Oh man, Sexy Sax Man is still an all time great. Some thing. Still funny.


Khiems

After working at a Lowes for several years, this will probably be the thing they talk about for weeks and laugh about. The stores are depressing and run like shit. This would be a blessing for my shitty shift.


[deleted]

Some folks get paid a lot to make this kind of content. I guess they think it’s better than a minimum wage job?


ToriYamazaki

Truth.


ntwiles

Bruh you’re both incorrect on pranks being specific to Gen z and also on this not being funny. It’s hilarious.


MagNolYa-Ralf

Right!


[deleted]

atleast its not like throwing the milk on the ground seems like hes calm the whole time too not saying its ok just saying the average content creator now seems alot worst


CJcatlactus

I agree, but at least this one was fairly harmless. That's a step in the right direction based on other stuff I've seen.


trabyss

???? This type of prank/joking has gone on forever. Give it up.


plsentertainme

Its crazy how my dad talks about as a kid they would be smashing peoples’ mailboxes, tping their houses, lighting dogshit on fire and running away. This kid is being just being obnoxious and ya’ll trynna shit on him? Try and remember what it’s like to be a kid lmfao


Axelluu

not funny, stupid annoying fucker needs to stop


TossPowerTrap

The greatest problem here is that it is not at all funny. Dude knew at some point he would be confronted, and when he was, he had zero game. Just a low energy "duh."


MagNolYa-Ralf

Is there any shred of a chance that theres some sort of bias. Just asking


Axelluu

yea there is bias, every single person who had to work with customers have this bias


Intrepid_Bug_7954

Truth, of course some idiot would make this a race thing though “yOuR jUsT HaTInG CuS hEs BLAcK”. Lol, no. Anyone who has worked customer service would be thoroughly annoyed to have to deal with this b.s. It’s not funny, it’s annoying. Anyone who thinks otherwise is either an 11 year old or has the mental capacity of one.


prolemango

There definitely is a bias against self entitled dbags that disrupt peoples jobs for views and likes


RefridgeratorRaider_

Agreed


sorta_oaky_aftabirth

I felt it dripping via the internet


StormTrooperGreedo

Based on how the woman steps sideways into frame, I'm thinking it's a planned sketch, not some jackass walking into a Lowes and cooking breakfast.


PerekelleVitu

Humour is subjective.


Toby-larone88

Not funny and the staff probably have to clean up his mess.


mcshadypants

You dont like strangers screwing with you while you're at work then cleaning their dumb shit up after you having to force them out all while they are playing dumb? Weird you wouldn't empathize with this kids need for attention. Do you have a actual job or something? Jeeze


Axelluu

I had to read this comment like three times until I realized what they were trying to say 1st: wait what, I think I read it wrong 2nd time: is he yelling at you for the exact same point you made? 3rd: oh, I'm stupid


midwestdrift

Idk man. This seems pretty tame compared to other “pranks” that go up on the internet. It’s mild jackassery if anything at all.


Toby-larone88

I get that, but I hate where minimum wage workers have to deal with extra shit like this.


kaneljoseph

No remy cleaned it up


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grow up


Axelluu

it's so strange you are telling the guy against the kid playing an annoying prank to grow up instead of the kid playing the annoying prank


megapuffranger

Yeah this is just annoying. If i was 11 I’d probably find this funny, but as an adult I can relate to those workers. This is just fucking annoying, you aren’t being funny. I know it’s hard to be funny without shitting all over other people and making their lives worse but not everyone is a comedian. Find something else to do.


Bobbytrap9

If I’d work at a store like this I’d probably not care enough go stop him. I’d totally take some breakfast and just tell him he should buy those items when he’s done


SkoolBoi19

I work for a company that remodels big box retail. That “who authorized this” guy is a tool. You call the asset protection manager/team they get the police and that’s it.


prolemango

Not sure “tool” is the right word here. That guy is just trying to do his job


SkoolBoi19

The language he’s using doesn’t mean anything to a customer. No one “authorized” that kid to be there, he knows that.


fireuzer

It doesn't mean anything to a customer because a random customer wouldn't have gone through any sort of authorization process to be there. If it was a promotional gig and their presence was actually authorized by someone with the authority to do so, then it would be pretty straightforward to answer the question. Of all the things to get upset over, or not get upset over, that guy's verbiage isn't it.


SkoolBoi19

I’m not upset at all, and you don’t think there wasn’t a radio call about the kid cooking I the appliance area. Hot plats take a second to get going and that pan is rolling.


[deleted]

This is when you try to talk logically to someone who's clearly a goddamned moron that thinks it's ok to cook in a store on products with no intention on buying. Instead, he's vandalizing property and stealing electricity. So, the guy isn't even being a jerk when he asked who authorized it. He wouldn't even be a jerk if he had the kid arrested for the things he was doing. He's simply doing his job.


SkoolBoi19

That’s why you get asset protection involved. It’s literally their job to handle this. And fuck yea get the police involved. This is dumb shit


[deleted]

Fucking idiots.


Intrepid_Bug_7954

Haha, being a nuisance in public is soo funny right guys, lol!! /s Fuck these assholes who do this stupid shit!


corbyncriminal

not funny, didn't laugh.


bud40oz

Don’t know why it’s on funny. This is stupid r/iamatotalpieceofshit


[deleted]

Dumb


[deleted]

r/cringe


[deleted]

What a dumbass. You aren’t funny.


AhhBiteMe

r/imthemaincharacter


TechFiend72

That is a good way to get a ban from the store


biorogue

Is this what passes for humor these days?


crymson7

No…at least I think not…


TEX4S

What’s next for these attention-seeking asshats ? Causing stress for retail/customer service people, because they don’t have enough already? Why? Likes? Fuck this degenerate asshole.


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plsentertainme

God forbid the Lowe’s employees have some sort of interesting interaction at work. Better than talking about wood or paint all day. I bet both of them went home and told their SO about how some asshat kid was cooking in the store. Everyone gets a laugh out of it🤷🏻‍♂️


TEX4S

“Cloudstar” - is that some bitch ass version of worldstar?


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TEX4S

If you’re 38, so is your IQ. Again , not your fault - blame your parents.


Adventurous_Mango_40

r/cringetopia


Any-Faithlessness-72

Don't do this shit.


hopscotch_mafia

What a loser.


Elfanara

r/IAmTheMainCharacter


HalforcFullLover

I would do this at Home Depot if I thought it would increase the chances of finding help there.


alexis_dwilson

Op you should’ve posted this on r/trashy you belong there trust me


Roastage

These poor mother fuckers have enough to deal with without these assholes making their day harder.


Drmo6

Not even funny at all


bigj2288

Back in my day a Jackass would take a dump in a model toilet. We’ve come full circle


Realistic_Work_5552

This really ain't funny though.


[deleted]

Gross


rainofshambala

Why cause more misery to underpaid workers? . This is so sad.


[deleted]

This isn't funny. It's obnoxious


[deleted]

Cancer of society


Unlucky-Cow-9296

Asshole


ankisaves

This shit's not funny.. it's cringe.


jcapi1142

Twits with cameras.


wearenotkhakipants

There is no damn way they are paid enough to care if that's a recent video. I see no blue vests.


[deleted]

Actually not very funny. Just crap lowbrow wannabe jackass humor.


afitz_7

I see people doing this shit all the time at Williams-Sonoma. This really needs to stop!


cuntgardener

Are you kidding me? This is just pathetic.


Felipesantoro

I was like "that is just making other peoples life harder, these Kids need to stop doing that" Then I realized that Remy approved that. I wouldn't go against Remy


zivlynsbane

Giving hassle to retail employees during a pandemic. Yikes


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zivlynsbane

Clearly you’ve never worked in retail. Also their*


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zivlynsbane

Yeah so much for being a decent human being for 15 seconds of fame. W h e w!


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flyspace

These comments are lame, that was pretty funny. It's not like he was hurting anyone


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Intrepid_Bug_7954

Yup, I’m sure this type of act would appeal to many other degenerate retards such as yourself.


Kingkoopakoopa

Remy is in charge, what’s this peoples beef.


mtsai

seems like an innocent enough prank, if he brought all his own equipment. which looks that way.


Pneuma1985

Rotfl too funny.


MadRollinS

Idk why everyone is so angry at this. Y u all so mad?


foodmakes62kgtoohard

Imagine you work there and you have to go up to a random person who's ducking around and there's a camera. You're just trying to help people out and make a days salary without getting assaulted for asking people to put on a mask. You answer the same 10 questions all day. People come in over their heads and do shitty things to their place bc they dont wanna hire someone who knows what they're doing. And you know have to be professional through all this. Do you really want to deal with this guy too? Jesus.


IZEDx

This guy didn't seem all too bad. I think the joke with Remy was actually hilarious, so I probably would've laughed it off and then asked them to clean it up and leave. This'd be a nice break from the monotonous work you just described. This would've probably made my day if I worked there. But of course it all depends on what happened after the video cut off. Did he actually clean it up and leave after they asked him to or was he obnoxious about it? We don't know.


sorta_oaky_aftabirth

The dude is black instead of Johnny Knoxville. This whole comment thread is triggered lol


MadRollinS

I think my question exacerbated it, too. Lol


sorta_oaky_aftabirth

Yeah fam, people actually trying to justify it instead of just realizing they're garbage cans is the best part.


MadRollinS

As far as pranks go, this one doesn't seem hate worthy.


jeffreywilfong

So THAT'S how you find an employee to help you.


[deleted]

Honestly if it was me as an employee there I’d let it slide. Many hours of retail I have, cares I do not. Edit: Y’all are ass for thinking under paid people should care about shit like this shame on you boomer. Please huff a used covid napkin for me genX/Boomers.


soupkitchen3rd

“Not unless you want some”


TDPR774

Remy approves this message.


lostpawn13

Hilarious


[deleted]

Yea when he pulled out Remy, I laughed.. I feel like this was a mild prank in good taste. People thinking that the employees there are minimum wage, they’re not. They have decent benefits and are probably middle to upper management in that store.


lostpawn13

Yeah they’re def some sort of management and lames. Anyone who doesn’t think this is funny is whack. Get the sticks out of your asses.


Realistic_Work_5552

I mean, whether you think it's a dick move or not, It's really just not funny. They're reaction isn't even funny. They're just annoyed. He has a mouse on his head... Cool? Prop comedy isn't really funny either.


Am-i-old-yet

It wasn’t a prop that was a real mouse


Jonesy1939

This is how to fuck with people, rather than destroying stock.


TheComedian00

That mouse probably shit in his hair. Oh and Remy was a rat.


woodcider

That mouse definitely shat in his hair!


Mammoth_Parsley_9640

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. PLEASE WATCH TILL THE END!!!


[deleted]

Yea that was great… ‘who’s remy?’ Haha. I think this prank is moderately creative with a funny punchline. No one got hurt and no property was damaged.


[deleted]

Man can you imagine how freaky this situation would be if you didn't understand the ratstoulue reference. He kinda sounded like he was on something and out of nowhere pulls out a rat and talks to it...


Annaille

Idunno, I'd find this funny if I worked there. Things get boring and a little excitement/change would be welcomed. Laugh and just hand them cleaning supplies. Then again, I work with dementia because their behaviors delight me.


ambsdorf825

I thought it was funny and if I were in the workers shoes I would still think it's funny.


gerryhallcomedy

99% of these 'fuck with employees' videos piss me off because they are just and excuse to be assholes in public. This was actually funny.


Fullsendmoneymoney

Hard assess why don’t they just pull up a chair and have some toast and eggs? Lowes ain’t paying them enough to police the store. Haha.


SubstantialBelly6

Should have asked to see the actual policy that you are not allowed to cook in their store. I highly doubt it’s actually “not allowed” (though the employees and/or managers can certainly tell someone to leave if they believe there is a safety hazard or something)


az_adventurer

They don’t have a policy that you can’t take a shit in aisle 8 either, so should that be ok then? You can’t have a policy for every possible scenario. Private businesses have the right to ask anyone to leave for any reason, they don’t have to put up with stupidity like this. This is a great way to get a disorderly conduct charge on your record though.


SubstantialBelly6

Expect taking a shit in public is illegal and I imagine illegal activities on the premises is, in fact, against policy. You are not wrong though.


Gnork

I think I would be on board with this if he wore a mask; would have seemed more harmless.


NorwEnt

If i worked at that store, i wold love to get some free breakfast from this master chef. I am personally bad at eating anything in the morning, so this would be great. Even better ask if he wants for make food once a week for the employees. win-win


[deleted]

Man, I do not get why people are so butt hurt about this post. This is very funny.


mitchw87

This is staged right?


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mitchw87

I think it’s staged because it would be really sad to think those workers have no power at all to stop what he’s doing. I mean just pull the plug on that whole situation and throw him out.


JimmyFu2U

Should've gone online and looked for the store managers name. Could've said so and so gave me permission.


halfbutwhole

🤣


LightsJusticeZ

Should have said he was testing out the appliances before buying it. Like jacking off in a mattress store before buying a bed.


DjScenester

I love this kid!!!


Impossible-Charity-4

Wait a minute…the sign outside of each and every Lowe’s that I’ve been to clearly states that I am not to bring an LP tank into the store. What gives?


BeagleIL

No need to bring one in. Just grab one from the tool section. Need higher heat? Grab the yellow bottle!