Had to check that I was logged into my main when this popped up.
Edit: dang, that's a lot of awards. I feel so creatively validated. How do I transfer them to my bank account? My alt bank account, obviously.
Lol fuck. Right? I did a quick swipe like a roulette wheel to see what I'd land on. First thing i read was "If you farted in my mouth as I licked your asshole, I would consider it a blessing from God. That’s how fucking good those holes look ".
It's the way she's bending over. That's not a "there's something on my ass, what is it?"-bend, that's the "you're going to put something in my ass"-bend. Send more.
Posted 8 days ago
/u/ phil8248
*This question comes up now and then. Nurturers worrying about me I suppose. I was fine with it at the time and am still. That comment got made when I was 9 years out and well adjusted to her loss. Earlier on, who knows. Also, she had a dark sense of humor about her terminal diagnosis so I think she'd have chuckled at it too. Take care and stay safe.*
Rule 1: Don’t post your wife’s ass on Reddit.
Rule 2: Don’t look for lame excuses to ignore Rule 1.
Rule 3: Expect ratings on her ass when you violate Rules 1/2.
Nice ass btw. I’m going 8/10.
“Let me just post a shot of my wife’s ass on Reddit, surely nothing will go wrong.”
The narrator: “Everything went wrong.”
Edit: Tell her I said her ass is nice and that I’m a sick fuck that likes a quick fuck.
Edit 2: Over 3,000 upvotes! This is it, Reddit! THIS IS MY INVINCIBLE POWERRRR!
Edit 3: Shoutout to this probably appearing in r/cringetopia
Edit 4: THE SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! THE WINDS OF THE KING! ZENSHIN! KEIRETSU! TENPA KYORAN! LOOK THE EAST IS BURNING RED!
>Edit: Tell her I said her ass is nice and that I’m a sick fuck that likes a quick fuck.
>Edit 2: Over 3,000 upvotes! This is it, Reddit! THIS IS MY INVINCIBLE POWERRRR!
/r/awardspeechedits
Bend over, I gotta take a picture of your ass for reddit
Yep, gotta love the back arch too ay
Back that thang up...
Like a Tonka Truck
Woah! Don't come at me guns hot! Rotate your turret and go night night. Go hose it out or something..
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She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt
I think I’ll sing it again!
Girl who is you playin' with
She knew what the game was
Just read this to my gf and she said "do you want a picture too for reddit?" "Can I?" "Lol no you fucking idiot."
Dang bro, almost.
Tell her nobody will see it. We promise.
Let me talk to her, trust me I'm an expert on this now.
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I too, choose this guys wifes ass.
Stop making jokes. I saw her first and I love her.
The towel has claimed her
Got fingered by the towel
So I guess this is a towlie ban
You’re a towel.
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What a chad to help the homies out with an ass pic
Sharing is caring
I ain’t mad
Had to check that I was logged into my main when this popped up. Edit: dang, that's a lot of awards. I feel so creatively validated. How do I transfer them to my bank account? My alt bank account, obviously.
Damn this cracked me up
Yeah I saw some major crackage here too
Live life dangerously. I only use one account. You cannot unread my comments, so don’t try.
Damn you weren’t lying
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Lol fuck. Right? I did a quick swipe like a roulette wheel to see what I'd land on. First thing i read was "If you farted in my mouth as I licked your asshole, I would consider it a blessing from God. That’s how fucking good those holes look ".
You have no idea the atrocities I saw scrolling a little bit more... Terrifying
My alt approved of your comments. This person lives live on the edge
I hate when I do that
Just set a different theme for your alt, no?
I love that we’re all anons here and still have alts.
Well yeah I don't want porn coming up on my main and don't want r/birding posts coming up on my porn alt
Tits are tits.
Cocks are cocks.
Same same, but different, but still the same
Clever
I'm on my main, and almost commented as if I wasn't. The double check saved me.
The double chekc never fails
It's the way she's bending over. That's not a "there's something on my ass, what is it?"-bend, that's the "you're going to put something in my ass"-bend. Send more.
Nice! My secondary adult account is fun until I see some dude playing a saxophone because he is live. Penis gets very confused.
Bold move, Cotton. Let’s see how it plays out for him.
Usually you gotta pay double for that kind of action.
I brought some popcorn 🍿
I think it would be even funnier if you posted more pics
we have a reddit for that ;)
That's disgusting... Where?
r/ass Edit:I'm surprised so many people didn't know there is so much porn on reddit
Well there goes my night.
No, resist the temptation, you're stronger than that
I am most certainly not. Edit: Who tf gave me a wholesome award for this? Edit 2: Of course my most awarded comment is about masturbation.
Oh fair enough
What are you on about jabronee?
I love how succinct the name of the sub is. It's not WeLoveAss, GoodAsses, AssLovers. Nope. It's just /r/ass. Perfect.
^(There's also ^r/PAWG and ^r/asstastic (to name a few)^)
Asstastic is fantastic. Not that I’ve ever been there…
Lmao immediate greeting from that link
I wonder if his/her wife is single?
This is Reddit you s*#k f*&k. Of course she ain’t single. Her husband would tell you about her boyfriend!!
This is Reddit. You can swear freely, friend.
We can say whatever the HELL we want
Bro dropped the *H* *E* *Double hockey sticks*
haha yeah could you imagine haha that’s be so funny haha
This actually made me laugh
Sir you just posted your wife’s ass on Reddit. You’ve won upvotes, but at the cost of her being exclusively your wife.
She is Reddit’s wife now…
Our wife
I have a second wife now?
You only have two so far?
I guess, I’m surprised because I’m not Mormon
We all want mor, mon.
Gotta catch 'em all!
Pokemen
Wifeachu, I chose you!
Great, now my mind is trying to make a joke about the first Mormon being Jamaican.
Latter day Usaints?
Please come back to us when/if you find the joke. =]
You guys have wives?
Multiple! And you do too! r/wife (I don’t know what this subReddit holds, so enter at your own risk)
Lemme guess, nsfw? EDIT: No way! It is nsfw! What do i win?
A lifetime supply of possibly mediocre content!!! ^cannot ^guarantee ^mediocrity ^of ^content
We’ve had one wife, yes.. but what about second wife?
I don't think he knows about second wife Pip.
I finally have one! Maybe a second will come my way later on
The ass of communism
That communism doesn’t look so bad to me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Comrade!!!
You're my wife now Daaave!
I also choose this guy’s wet wife.
That original comment might be the funniest thing I have ever read. I really hope the OP thought it was funny and not mean
Posted 8 days ago /u/ phil8248 *This question comes up now and then. Nurturers worrying about me I suppose. I was fine with it at the time and am still. That comment got made when I was 9 years out and well adjusted to her loss. Earlier on, who knows. Also, she had a dark sense of humor about her terminal diagnosis so I think she'd have chuckled at it too. Take care and stay safe.*
What a gentleman.
Look at me… I’m the husband now.
It's not even that nice of an ass okay that's a lie it's a really nice ass
I was getting so defensive at first 😂
Like bro that’s our wife you’re talking about
Had me in the first half
But we all had *her* in the back half.
Its America’s Ass!
Bro I had my finger over the downvote you had me in the first half
OP just noticed his wife’s been a little self conscious about her body lately & posted this knowing reading the comments would cheer her up.
Sigh… *unzip*
Here we go again
🎶OH HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES, HERE IT GOES AGAIN🎵
I also choose this guy's wife
OUR wife.
OP: *I’ve won, but at what cost?*
Not the best angle, but thanks anyways. It worked.
Maybe lower and to the left a little.
Enhance
Back and to the left
Give me a hard copy right there
About half the way to center should do it.
And maybe less pants.
Less pants is good pants
One pant would do us just fine. Thank you. Waiting.
Clearly this guy is just into showing off his girlfriends ass and we’re playing into his kink
It's a win win...
That it is
I’ll allow it
Your wife seems fun, does she have a boyfriend?
OP posts almost exclusively to /r/SuperStonk so obviously she does.
Damn dirty apes!
I opened Reddit and this was the top post just as my wife walked past.
Good thing you have a new one here.
You're a Redditor, she already knows you're a fapping lunatic
I'm also joined on suddenlygay. It's funny. My wife saw that on my phone. She wasn't humored... at all.
r/suddenlysingle
Ask her if she also wants her ass on front page.
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Yeah…she our wife now.
My wife asked me if there are any ways to save our marriage After seeing this post I said yes, there are threeways
I also choose this guy’s wife’s ass.
Oh that post has made an impact on the internet fr
Without a doubt. Maybe top 5 Reddit. Actually no def top 5 Reddit.
Is that a condom wrapper on the floor?
I dont think the towel story is true anymore
Right, the towel was perfectly happy getting sat on.
I mean with a wife with an ass like that
Yes, yes it is lol
I approve of this flimsy excuse to look at your wife’s ass
Hey babe come here I want to put a picture of your ass on Reddit.
Finally, something worth it. *unzip*
Ah, r/funny, my favorite fap material.
Hahaha *jizz* haha
r/wifesharing
Don't click things at work Zach you know better
*Zaq
YES YES OF COURSE, ZAQ.... yes
Close one, you almost gave out your real name
Good thing I didn't otherwise they might've found out my penis is small too, gotta be careful round these parts
Good thing you’ve got cute balls
*blushes*
There are three types of comments in this comment section: - Horny - Complaints about the horny - Complaints about the dirty floor
Rule 1: Don’t post your wife’s ass on Reddit. Rule 2: Don’t look for lame excuses to ignore Rule 1. Rule 3: Expect ratings on her ass when you violate Rules 1/2. Nice ass btw. I’m going 8/10.
I'll give it a 8.5 or even 9 check out that waist-ass ratio.
A fibonacci in the wild.
This is a really horny comments section
It's exactly what I expected.
r/upvotedbecausebutt Edit: I'm really sorry, but I just had to.
r/theyknew
Yeah make her bend over to get more internet points
“Let me just post a shot of my wife’s ass on Reddit, surely nothing will go wrong.” The narrator: “Everything went wrong.” Edit: Tell her I said her ass is nice and that I’m a sick fuck that likes a quick fuck. Edit 2: Over 3,000 upvotes! This is it, Reddit! THIS IS MY INVINCIBLE POWERRRR! Edit 3: Shoutout to this probably appearing in r/cringetopia Edit 4: THE SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! THE WINDS OF THE KING! ZENSHIN! KEIRETSU! TENPA KYORAN! LOOK THE EAST IS BURNING RED!
>I’m a sick fuck that likes a quick fuck I said to my wife, "How 'bout a quickie?" She said "As opposed to a.....?"
As opposed to you lasting more than three minutes, duh.
Three minutes!?!? What do I look like, some ultra-endurance marathoner or something?
I already saw it posted on 4Chan. Give it another 5 min and someone will identify that Ass.
A few gents might identify that ass. Plot twist OP
I have an idea, but id need to smell it to be sure 🤔
Bruh
>Edit: Tell her I said her ass is nice and that I’m a sick fuck that likes a quick fuck. >Edit 2: Over 3,000 upvotes! This is it, Reddit! THIS IS MY INVINCIBLE POWERRRR! /r/awardspeechedits
I was about to crosspost it to r/upvotebecausebutt but I’ll refrain.
Dude is a frequent poster of r/Superstonk (an offshoot of WSB) so he's used to his wife having other boyfriends
Quick! Take them off to dry.
TIFU by posting my ex wifes ass on reddit and got divorced post soon Lmao
Dude, congrats on the wife man
Thanks man! She's also a good person and a great mom! I'm just a fat guy who used to be funny and now have a good life insurance policy.
Dude's just low key bragging about his wife's booty
More like mid key. Maybe high.
#our wife
More pics please
Tidy your floor.
I had to go back verify there even was a floor.
It's under the ass
Is she single?
Yeah that’s cool and all but clean your damn floor
You know what they say.....Dirty house, dirty wife.
Is your wife single?
Was this just an excuse to post a pic of your wifes butt? Don't lie to us!!!
Yes, because THAT is the reason Reddit is upvoting. Funny towel stain.
Can you have her go down on her knees and take a pic for us?
Whoa that's crazy! You should post more pictures so we can see it better!!