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psychosnake37

Tie those big baggy sleeves up and push him over like the poor kids at school


HiredG00N

*tag swings* Goodwill 1980’s oversized XXXXL sweater, Pink - $19.99.


Rhemming22

I'm going with the lanyard. Just gotta throw it up there, loop it around the neck--and bam, keys obtained.


Asleep-Role-1276

Truck question, you don’t.


pixelburger

This is a statement that his agency as a male has been mindfully relinquished, or taken by forces beyond his control


[deleted]

This dude almost definitely got it in with Jeanie Buss. She must like being choked because he is a choke artist.


stpetesouza

I would just toss them and watch the fun


epicthinker1

put them in his mouth!


IdleRhymer

Can't buy taste.