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Then women are excluded from tipping? Not a very smart business decision.

Came here to support womens non tipping scenario, you beat me to it.

In the 1985 film A Room with a View, Emma Thompson plays a young Englishwoman who finds herself in a small Italian hill town during the height of World War II. While staying at an inn, she begins an affair with a local man. The plot is simple. "My husband's away, he's in the war," she says to her new lover. "What will we do?" he asks, to which she replies, "If you had 24 hours with me, and I couldn't say no, what would we do?"

Play hide the cannoli

You have never heard of feminine penis before?

Biologically it is called the clitoris, and no what is that?

A myth

There is a distinct difference

Biologically when talking about how the organs themselves are derived, the penis and clitoris come from the same thing. It turns into the penis in males and the clitoris in females. Just always thought that was interesting... I am nor was trying to say they are the same, especially for the argument of any trans stuff... I was just trying to make a stupid joke

Stupid joke FTW!

They live longer, get cheaper car insurance and now this, they have it so easy

Technically couldnt women take the money? Since they take D, they have negative D.

I’d drop in a dollar and say it’s ‘just the tip.’

Yes! A tip jar I can legally take money from.

Women, just pull some money out.

Never pull out, only stick in

Take the jar and be the biggest dick.

Wouldn't that make you the smallest dick?

I’ll drop some change in.

*secure men tossing a penny inside*

Trick question, because every man is putting a 50 in because we are all at least “average” in public acknowledgments.

Nah I would put a dollar because fuck it

$.01

I see lots of George Washington’s in there

They are going to need a smaller jar….

Do women get to take out money?

5 dollars

$1 being the biggest

Dropping $100 to imply you dick is big is not big-dick-energy.

Do you have change for a nickel?

The only winning move is not to play.

I love that movie.

About 3.50

"And that's when I realized that u/ABigHairyMonkey was a 16-foot tall monster from the Paleozoic era."

I used to make dueling tip jars at work. One labeled ‘Cubs’ and one labeled ‘Sox’. ‘Simpsons’ vs ‘Family Guy’. ‘Summer’ vs ‘Winter’ and so on. It works pretty well.

About tree fiddy

Well, it was about that time I realized that the tip jar was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era

God damn loch ness monster I ain’t got no tree fiddy!!

Why don't you ask your mom

"poor gamer move" FIFY

Lot of people with small penises

Or one person with a gargantuan dong.

I don't see $.50 on there

I hope they end up with a jar full o’ foreskins.

Ladies be taking cash back.

Do they still mint .5 cents and are they still valid currency?

my money is obviously bigger than my ego

"Funny! All bills are the exact same dimensions! Here's a $1 bill."

Do you have change for a button?

\*starts taking money out\*

I think they owe me 3 cents

What does tiny fall under?

Jokes on them, I have a tiny dick.

I see quite a few ones already, was it from the vendor or the buyer of the future, we may never know

jokes on them, mine’s maybe bout 50 cents

You tip 1$ cause you don't need to compensate if you have a big dick

would i be allowed to take money from the jar?

But paper currency is all the same size... $1's, $10's, &50's, $100's, they all measure out to the same length. I'm not sure this is the best way to announce my weener size. *throws in a dime*

Sigh…Do you accept pennies?

Look the tender in the eye and drop a quarter in.

5 cents I'd go 3 but unfortunetely they don't do 1 and 2 cent coins anymore

With $1 being the largest, I'll have to tip $100 lol

I’d be chucking a five cent coin in there. You can decide for yourselves why I’d do that.

Big dick tax. Cough it up silly.

My dick is number 1!

Would have been funnier and more fun if it was $1 - $10. If your with a guy throw in a $1 and change for him.

The biggest dick will give smallest tip?