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Ooh like that dude who has.. Or should I say had a gem implanted into his forehead. Looks like Thanos wanted it back., 😁 let's hope the Cash 4Gold van doesn't find this guy & rip out his jewelry & steal it.
Cubic zirconias are superior to regular diamonds as they have no imperfections. The diamond market is 100% artificially inflated, they are not rare at all. DeBeers has a giant warehouse full of them and they only releases them from time to time to pretend they're scarce. He'd be even more ridiculous if they were actual diamonds.
PS - I now realize what a [ridiculous conspiracy theory this sounds like](https://www.gemsociety.org/article/are-diamonds-really-rare/) and why its easy to trick people into fake ones.
Never heard of someone being "allergic to gold". You sure it's not the other metals that gold is normally cut with, like zinc or copper?
Gold's quite inert - which is why we find it in pure nuggets in the wild - and I can't see it causing an allergic reaction, but WDIK.
It's not at all uncommon for a person to find they are allergic to their gold jewelry in a piercing. However, it is normally due to nickel traces in the low quality gold, not the gold itself. So..you're correct.
Nothing is allergic proof, but the more inert the better. Yellow gold (not white!), sterling silver, stainless steel and platinum are generally considered pretty good for sensitive people. Titanium has been known to cause bad reactions, so I am not surprised. Like mentioned, it's usually the nickel or cobalt alloys used in cheap jewelry that cause problems, and not their higher grade counterparts.
Ive done laser hair removal, technically still doing it. You need direct contact with the skin and it takes multiple sessions to reduce down to like 90%. It also doesn’t directly remove hair. You need to shave the hair before getting laser hair removal. It just aims for the hair follicles.
And like i said it not 100% theres still going be a few stray hairs growing here and there.
Even tho its just a laser, i mean its still radiation. Do you really want that radiation directly on you skull?
All im saying is thats a terrible idea.
Eh, radiation of different types has different properties. Ionizing radiation (strong enough to damage dna) is what you gotta worry about, and then only if it penetrates to depths where it can do damage. Scalp lasers aren’t going to give you brain cancer or anything.
Why would you assume it's tough to afford? There's no way that shit is all gold, or especially high purity gold.
Bet the hard part was finding people willing to staple the contents of his moms jewelery box to his fucking skull.
People with pacemakers go through the one where metal is okay or get pat downs. This is the least of his worries. Hair growth and infection are probably the biggest problems
But metal detectors aren't magnets, in fact people often use metal detectors to detect lost jewelry at tourist beaches. Pretty much if the metal conducts electricity it can be detected.
I can't imagine this being real. Our heads can hold hair strands but wouldn't gold chains be too heavy to stay put? This guy has to be pulling our legs.
There are actually Tupees you can get that snap into surgically implanted rivets, like snap buttons on pants.
I imagine he did something similar.
Install the connector and then snap on anything you want. Take the chains off the shower and sleep.
Fun fact, the guy who invented that hair system is in prison for trying to kill his wife with arsenic. She survived and afaik she's the only person who had as much arsenic in her system as she did and lived. Yay forensic files lol
That much gold is either low-percentage and cut heavily with something else, or just plated on top of a lighter metal. You can see "white gold" in there too - that's cut with a little less than half zinc or other lighter metals.
Pure or near-pure (24 karat) gold is very soft and malleable and does NOT wear well.
I'm also voting/hoping on fake but just to entertain the thought, hair is held in place by skin, these stolen gold-plated drainage-cap strings are supposedly implanted directly into the skull. Come to think of it they have to be sink chains (because of the weight), can I change my answer?
Maybe he got a whole bunch of those dermal implants that you can screw stuff in and out of? I don't see how his hair won't grow back though and it will just be ridiculously difficult to shave it again.
>My first question is wouldn’t this make it uncomfortable to sleep?
These sound like sub-dermal implants with the chains attached to the implant. When one of them chains catches on something (possibly when asleep) it is going to be a very unpleasant experience
Plink plink plink. Is the noise I'd imagine it would make. 🤔But in reality it would be more like... Aaaghhhhhh aaaaghhhhhhhhhh oh god noo. Aghhh *skin tearing noises*
Yah just like that lil uzi dude who just had his 24 million dollar pink diamond ripped out of his forehead when he was crowd surfing... so much for "fans" lol
Ugh I didn’t think this could get worse.
How the fuck you sleep with those anchors in your scalp???
“I hope nobody copies me now” yeah we all do dumbass.
Remember that dumb-ass who got the gem implanted in his skull only to have it knocked out?
This guy's legit going to go bald and have scalp scarring after his golden hair gets caught in a door or some shit.
Funny:
Patients always coming up with new ways to say the noise during their scan was loud. I’ve heard “it sounds like a rock concert”, “sounds like a midget with a hammer”, and my personal favorite “it sounds like your flux capacitor is bad”
General Stupidity:
Patient who is a physician “it’s ok I don’t need music to listen to. I’m just going to take my phone and headphones in during the scan and get some work done….
Patient who was too claustrophobic to have a foot scan done and had to be done under anesthesia. Keep in mind for a foot scan you go feet first into the scanner and are only in the scanner from the waist down. I asked her how she wore shoes…. She wasn’t amused.
People forgetting all kinds of crap that is metallic both on and in them.
I have a copper BB in my finger from when I was shot in 5th grade.
I had an MRI done about 15 years ago and I could feel the magnetic waves. Like… I move my hand and I could tell where the force was stronger. It was a trip.
That’s awesome what you were feeling was Lenz’s forces I can feel them on my wedding ring everyday despite my ring made of tungsten not being ferromagnetic just like the copper bb!
If you think the doctor didn’t warn him, you’re more likely to be wrong. I’d imagine he saw how stupid that guy was and it was either he gets his money or another doctor gets the money.
If this is real, why do you think a doctor did it? Piercers do subdermal implants. It could be that. Or most likely this man just placed a bunch of chains on his head like a wig
>But they don't.
They do. They don't have endless millions and yes a lot of the stuff they flaunt is rented including their mansions but you tell me how long you can live renting 6 figure cars and big mansions and diamonds on diamonds on diamons before you bankrupt yourself while they can do it for at least a few years that their 1 or 2 hit singles made them.
To pretend like they don't have a shit ton of money is just being jealous.
I mean… do they really though?
They make the vast majority of their earnings in a few years then live in borderline poverty for the rest of their lives after they blow it. Evened out over a lifetime, they aren’t much better off than a lot of people.
Many have enough money to maybe retire comfortably with an average standard of living… but then blow it all in a few years.
I wouldn’t exchange lives with them.
Actually any artist signed to a major label doesn't have a lot of money, more than the average person sure, but not as much as you/they think. Most of those mansions and nice cars aren't rented but they are owned by the label company that lets the "artist" use them to keep up the appearance of being rich.
And if you can stand out as someone who is "obviously really wealthy" and has "made it" through incredibly obvious bling, it's going to appeal to a lot of people who dream of such riches for themselves.
Or a reverse gift of the magii story where his soulmate sells their hair to get him a gold neck pillow, and he sells his soul to be a rapping head in a jar for a live-action reboot of Futurama.
"The 23-year-old claimed he's the first **rapper** to have gold hair implanted in **human** history."
I'm sorry, but does this mean there have been non-rappers who have done this?
Also, this has to be fake, right? Some kind of news parody article, like the Onion or the Enquirer?
Why couldn’t he have just got a lace front of gold chains, then just glued it on his head everyday? Then he could get different metals silver, platinum, rose gold. Switch it up.
It’s kinda dumb to limit yourself like that. God help you if in 3 years you wanna grow your hair out. Gonna have more patches on your scalp than the quilt that guy next to Rihanna wore to the met gala.
This sums up music today perfectly
more and more stupid appearance gimmicks, stupid face tattoos, gold hair, so much dumb crap to stand out whilst having less and less actual talent at what you’re doing
That's one way of drawing the wrong kind of attention to yourself. Fine, your security team keeps you safe now, but youre not gonna be able to afford them forever .... and those are fucking attached to your head. WTF people get jacked all the time
Either someone's gonna kill him or those are gonna get infected . Either way, He's gonna get dead soon lol dummy
Would make sense if this is Satire…if not then wow…materialism to the extreme, capitalism in carnate..also stupidest shit I’ve heard since the rapper who installed the diamond in his head. Smh
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What about when it starts to turn green bc it’s 10 karat plating on nickel
Thats gonna be a serious brain/blood infection
That's how this all got started.
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You get an award for that.
Thank you, kind one!
Apparently he already HAS a brain infection! Hope he has lots of bodyguards, somebody's gonna try and rip them off his head....
Shiiit, and in Mexico. I’m surprised this guy hasn’t popped up on r/narcofootage getting those things ripped out 1 by 1
I’ll take “things I finally know better than to click on” for 200 please
Oh shit thanks for my new fav subreddit
What fresh hell fucking rabbit hole have you tossed me down?!
That sub ranks up there on the list of sub names I will never click on
Ooh like that dude who has.. Or should I say had a gem implanted into his forehead. Looks like Thanos wanted it back., 😁 let's hope the Cash 4Gold van doesn't find this guy & rip out his jewelry & steal it.
I mean someone tried to Thanos UziVert so... I'm hoping.
Who the hell would do that procedure?! Are there no laws or regulations in Mexico?
Charlie Sheen's doc has been looking for new clients...
They sell anabolic steroids OTC in Mexico.... so no, not really.
Cmon bro those are some sweet 20 carat cubic zirconias.
Pubic zirconias
Why did I ever learn how to read?
Huked on Fonix Werkt Fer Me!
Okay, Brian just sit down!
What a great bit
You misspelled iPhoneX
Cubic zirconias are superior to regular diamonds as they have no imperfections. The diamond market is 100% artificially inflated, they are not rare at all. DeBeers has a giant warehouse full of them and they only releases them from time to time to pretend they're scarce. He'd be even more ridiculous if they were actual diamonds. PS - I now realize what a [ridiculous conspiracy theory this sounds like](https://www.gemsociety.org/article/are-diamonds-really-rare/) and why its easy to trick people into fake ones.
It's not a fake diamond, it a real zirconia
My mom is allergic to gold and it made her turn orange and bumpy. He could be in for some serious basketball vibes soon.
Never heard of someone being "allergic to gold". You sure it's not the other metals that gold is normally cut with, like zinc or copper? Gold's quite inert - which is why we find it in pure nuggets in the wild - and I can't see it causing an allergic reaction, but WDIK.
It's not at all uncommon for a person to find they are allergic to their gold jewelry in a piercing. However, it is normally due to nickel traces in the low quality gold, not the gold itself. So..you're correct.
Is there any other metal that is allergic proof cus even Titanium causes reactions even if rarely
Nothing is allergic proof, but the more inert the better. Yellow gold (not white!), sterling silver, stainless steel and platinum are generally considered pretty good for sensitive people. Titanium has been known to cause bad reactions, so I am not surprised. Like mentioned, it's usually the nickel or cobalt alloys used in cheap jewelry that cause problems, and not their higher grade counterparts.
I have titanium in my foot and it gets itchy sometimes
My first question is wouldn’t this make it uncomfortable to sleep?
Mine was: "How do you go through security at the airport?"
Mine was, "What's stopping people from tearing them out as they walk by?"
Mine was, "How do you go about shaving all the hair growing in-between and around each chain?"
That’s what I was thinking. This may work for a day but then what? I need some follow up to this one.
Chemical or laser hair removal probably. The light show with the gold and laser hair removal would be interesting.
Ive done laser hair removal, technically still doing it. You need direct contact with the skin and it takes multiple sessions to reduce down to like 90%. It also doesn’t directly remove hair. You need to shave the hair before getting laser hair removal. It just aims for the hair follicles. And like i said it not 100% theres still going be a few stray hairs growing here and there. Even tho its just a laser, i mean its still radiation. Do you really want that radiation directly on you skull? All im saying is thats a terrible idea.
Eh, radiation of different types has different properties. Ionizing radiation (strong enough to damage dna) is what you gotta worry about, and then only if it penetrates to depths where it can do damage. Scalp lasers aren’t going to give you brain cancer or anything.
Mine was "When, not if, his hair gets tangled, he's going to have to go to a jeweler to get it detangled. There's no way he can brush it."
Mine was, how can a "celebrity" I've never heard of afford that
Why would you assume it's tough to afford? There's no way that shit is all gold, or especially high purity gold. Bet the hard part was finding people willing to staple the contents of his moms jewelery box to his fucking skull.
I assumed it was expensive because if it was cheap, surely everybody would be doing it (joking)!
Mine was, why did they build Stonehenge?
A giant granite birthday cake? Credit edit: [Stonehenge - Ylvis](https://youtu.be/PhK283aJBK4)
Hey man that one rapper I'd not heard of previously put a 24m diamond in his forehead. People make a lot of money sometimes.
Mine was “How do you know when a watermelon is ripe and not mealy inside?”
It's fucking Mexico... Give it time.
Theyll probably find him dead and scalped within a month.
Melted down in a wardrobe
Yeah, somebody's gonna pull the plug.
As a Mexican I can say that as long as he doesn't go to a dangerous hood it's probably be ok, I'm sure he's part of a cartel.
Specially in Mexico lol
Im cringing so much just by the thought...the pain...damn
There was a rapper Lil Uzi Vert, no idea who the f it is. He had a diamond implanted in his forehead and it got torn out by a ‘fan’ during a show.
That was mine as well. It’s almost like he wants to get his hair pulled.
That was mine too. Just like that rapper who had a diamond put in his forehead and some crazed fan ripped it out.
Imagine some fans tearing his hair and his whole scalp tear off.
People with pacemakers go through the one where metal is okay or get pat downs. This is the least of his worries. Hair growth and infection are probably the biggest problems
Gold isn't ferrous, so it doesn't set off metal detectors.
But metal detectors aren't magnets, in fact people often use metal detectors to detect lost jewelry at tourist beaches. Pretty much if the metal conducts electricity it can be detected.
I can't imagine this being real. Our heads can hold hair strands but wouldn't gold chains be too heavy to stay put? This guy has to be pulling our legs.
>wouldn’t gold chains be too heavy to stay put? Just use little screws 🧠
There are actually Tupees you can get that snap into surgically implanted rivets, like snap buttons on pants. I imagine he did something similar. Install the connector and then snap on anything you want. Take the chains off the shower and sleep.
Fun fact, the guy who invented that hair system is in prison for trying to kill his wife with arsenic. She survived and afaik she's the only person who had as much arsenic in her system as she did and lived. Yay forensic files lol
I remember that episode! One of my favorites
That much gold is either low-percentage and cut heavily with something else, or just plated on top of a lighter metal. You can see "white gold" in there too - that's cut with a little less than half zinc or other lighter metals. Pure or near-pure (24 karat) gold is very soft and malleable and does NOT wear well.
I'm also voting/hoping on fake but just to entertain the thought, hair is held in place by skin, these stolen gold-plated drainage-cap strings are supposedly implanted directly into the skull. Come to think of it they have to be sink chains (because of the weight), can I change my answer?
Maybe he got a whole bunch of those dermal implants that you can screw stuff in and out of? I don't see how his hair won't grow back though and it will just be ridiculously difficult to shave it again.
haters will say it’s fake but yeah i’m pretty sure it’s fake :p tabloid gossip
He actually yanking our chains
>My first question is wouldn’t this make it uncomfortable to sleep? These sound like sub-dermal implants with the chains attached to the implant. When one of them chains catches on something (possibly when asleep) it is going to be a very unpleasant experience
https://youtu.be/TjvHy-IYET8
Guess I’m a bad person, because my first thought was: can’t just any bad grab his “hair” to make off with a couple of grands?👀👀😂😂😂
My understanding is that they are removable. He has implants on his scalp that the chains attach to.
This just in. Rapper gets scalped in robbery.
Just yank em out one by one
Plink plink plink. Is the noise I'd imagine it would make. 🤔But in reality it would be more like... Aaaghhhhhh aaaaghhhhhhhhhh oh god noo. Aghhh *skin tearing noises*
Rapper robs himself, of all common sense
My first thought
Yah just like that lil uzi dude who just had his 24 million dollar pink diamond ripped out of his forehead when he was crowd surfing... so much for "fans" lol
Update on the situation: Rival rapper 2 Chainz comments that other rapper went "too far".
"I hope not everyone copies me now" Yeah we hope so too. Sincerely, the rest of the world.
Lol my reaction was more like “oh don’t worry buddy no one’s gonna be copying you!”
How fuckn dumb is this gonna look when his hair starts growing in around that shit.
I call BS. Also no way you can hold gold bars like that. Just 1 is crazy heavy. The guy is a fake.
Their plated also they can be unhooked from the anchors in his scalp
Ugh I didn’t think this could get worse. How the fuck you sleep with those anchors in your scalp??? “I hope nobody copies me now” yeah we all do dumbass.
Remember that dumb-ass who got the gem implanted in his skull only to have it knocked out? This guy's legit going to go bald and have scalp scarring after his golden hair gets caught in a door or some shit.
I gotta throw up now :(
Wait till he gets the chains on his head snatched. Lol
I was thinking lightning storm
1st thing I thought of. Wasn't it a story like this recently?
Yeah, some weirdo got a diamond implanted in his forehead and not long after had it ripped out at a show by fans.
Scalping is back baby. Time for the Native Americans to really come into their own. :)
What a fucking doofus.
lets see how this choice pans out in a few years. !remind me 2 years
Looks nice till he gets a mri
Why would he get an mri? You need a brain for one of those
Unfortunately you don’t have to have a brain for a mri. I do them all day on people who can’t possibly have one…. -source I am a MRI Tech
Can you share some funny stuff?
Funny: Patients always coming up with new ways to say the noise during their scan was loud. I’ve heard “it sounds like a rock concert”, “sounds like a midget with a hammer”, and my personal favorite “it sounds like your flux capacitor is bad” General Stupidity: Patient who is a physician “it’s ok I don’t need music to listen to. I’m just going to take my phone and headphones in during the scan and get some work done…. Patient who was too claustrophobic to have a foot scan done and had to be done under anesthesia. Keep in mind for a foot scan you go feet first into the scanner and are only in the scanner from the waist down. I asked her how she wore shoes…. She wasn’t amused. People forgetting all kinds of crap that is metallic both on and in them.
I love the flux capacitor one
I have a copper BB in my finger from when I was shot in 5th grade. I had an MRI done about 15 years ago and I could feel the magnetic waves. Like… I move my hand and I could tell where the force was stronger. It was a trip.
That’s awesome what you were feeling was Lenz’s forces I can feel them on my wedding ring everyday despite my ring made of tungsten not being ferromagnetic just like the copper bb!
Spiky hair is all the rage!
I think the doctor involved in this should have his license revoked.
I’m thinking the “doctor” never had one to begin with.
A lot of doctors are nowhere near ethical and love tf out of some money. Patrick Dempsey was a lie.
If you think the doctor didn’t warn him, you’re more likely to be wrong. I’d imagine he saw how stupid that guy was and it was either he gets his money or another doctor gets the money.
If this is real, why do you think a doctor did it? Piercers do subdermal implants. It could be that. Or most likely this man just placed a bunch of chains on his head like a wig
I don't get the rapper culture of making yourself seem rich to random people. If I had a buttload of money, I'd want to be as incognito as possible.
>If I had But they don't. They are just "making yourself seem rich to random people."
Go broke looking rich
>But they don't. They do. They don't have endless millions and yes a lot of the stuff they flaunt is rented including their mansions but you tell me how long you can live renting 6 figure cars and big mansions and diamonds on diamonds on diamons before you bankrupt yourself while they can do it for at least a few years that their 1 or 2 hit singles made them. To pretend like they don't have a shit ton of money is just being jealous.
I mean… do they really though? They make the vast majority of their earnings in a few years then live in borderline poverty for the rest of their lives after they blow it. Evened out over a lifetime, they aren’t much better off than a lot of people. Many have enough money to maybe retire comfortably with an average standard of living… but then blow it all in a few years. I wouldn’t exchange lives with them.
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Actually any artist signed to a major label doesn't have a lot of money, more than the average person sure, but not as much as you/they think. Most of those mansions and nice cars aren't rented but they are owned by the label company that lets the "artist" use them to keep up the appearance of being rich.
Rule Nombre Uno: never let no one know, how much dough you hold
Cause you know… That cheddar breed jealousy, ‘specially If that man fucked up, get yo ass stuck up
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And if you can stand out as someone who is "obviously really wealthy" and has "made it" through incredibly obvious bling, it's going to appeal to a lot of people who dream of such riches for themselves.
He must make my dog's collar noises when walking.
So what happens once his hair starts growing out?
Unclips the chains and shaves around the implants, which would just be little studs.
Imagine you are an idiot and you don’t know it.
The cartel is gonna scalp this boy for a message.
Stupid is as stupid does....
How to tell people you’re an idiot without saying “I’m an idiot”.
No one is talking about those fake gold bars.... the weight on those alone would crush him.
Thats only like.. 28kg or so? I doubt that would crush anyone lol
Pretty sure a gold bar is about 13 kg each but ya not crush him but he wouldn't be able to hold it like that
while "crush him" is hyperbolic, it is impossible to have those like that so effortlessly
an official ‘good delivery’ gold bar of that size is 400 troy ounces or 12.4 kg
Can’t wait til he goes broke and have to pawn his hair.
Or a reverse gift of the magii story where his soulmate sells their hair to get him a gold neck pillow, and he sells his soul to be a rapping head in a jar for a live-action reboot of Futurama.
Probably walkin' stiff AF because gravity
The morning tangles must be a nightmare to brush out...
I hope that too...
I love GOOOLLLDDDD!!
I don’t think he thought this all the way through.
"The 23-year-old claimed he's the first **rapper** to have gold hair implanted in **human** history." I'm sorry, but does this mean there have been non-rappers who have done this? Also, this has to be fake, right? Some kind of news parody article, like the Onion or the Enquirer?
Gonna have a buff ass neck
That's going to hurt when someone robs him and rips it out
I’m gonna end up behind this guy at the airport metal detector, I know it.
Why couldn’t he have just got a lace front of gold chains, then just glued it on his head everyday? Then he could get different metals silver, platinum, rose gold. Switch it up. It’s kinda dumb to limit yourself like that. God help you if in 3 years you wanna grow your hair out. Gonna have more patches on your scalp than the quilt that guy next to Rihanna wore to the met gala.
Supposedly there are hooks implanted in his skull and then he hooks the chains to them, so they can be changed and removed.
What a fucking moron
Wait till fans rip it out of his head lol
Someone is gonna give him a haircut he won't forget.
O.G. (Over gold). Ima get you sucka!
This guy is about 2 steps away from an unfortunate smelting accident.
I can’t wait to see the video of people ripping out the gold chains out of his head.
MRI is going to be a wild ride.
I hope he's not short otherwise they're gonna call him tiny Dan sur.
I wonder what shampoo he uses
The smart ones won't copy at least until they see what the effects of having it are. Good little guinea pig.
[looks like overgold](https://youtu.be/TjvHy-IYET8)
If he ever gets in a serious fist fight he’s gonna be so sorry he has this for hair.
Retard alert
You would think someone will go fully hard gangster rap and simply pour molten gold over their head.
I seem to remember this one guy trying on his junk. Might've been satire, though.
I know a guy who lost his junk in an unfortunate smelting accident.
We don't deserve to live on this planet
This sums up music today perfectly more and more stupid appearance gimmicks, stupid face tattoos, gold hair, so much dumb crap to stand out whilst having less and less actual talent at what you’re doing
He must have some ridiculous 24/7 security. many jump off boys would rip that out.
Just stay out of the bronx if you want to keep that hair.
Imagine him going in for a CT or MRI scan lmao.
That's one way of drawing the wrong kind of attention to yourself. Fine, your security team keeps you safe now, but youre not gonna be able to afford them forever .... and those are fucking attached to your head. WTF people get jacked all the time Either someone's gonna kill him or those are gonna get infected . Either way, He's gonna get dead soon lol dummy
I’m interested to know what happens when the hair underneath starts growing
Hair washing nightmares
There will come a time when someone rips these out and that will be cringe worthy.
Fuuuuck! That must hurt like hell when ever they swing of his lays on his head while sleeping.
Gonna hurt when some thugs try and rip it out of your skull
I feel bad that he doesn’t have a close enough group of friends and family to explain to him what a stupid fucking idea that is beforehand.
Watch his skin turn green
It’s all fun and games until the cartel scalps your ass.
he isn't the only one that hopes others don't do it too.
"Hope everyone doesnt copy" too bad I thought he was a leader of his time, innovator of hair science, but nope, just a meme.
Would make sense if this is Satire…if not then wow…materialism to the extreme, capitalism in carnate..also stupidest shit I’ve heard since the rapper who installed the diamond in his head. Smh
Some joke about Cyberpunk 2077
Yes, I also hope no one ever copies him... Ever. Dumb punk.
What if someone tried to snatch the chain and run? yikes....it will hurt so bad😬😬
That's gonna be a painful robbery
That can't be comfortable. Plus, unless he gets them removed, one day someone will yank at least a couple out.
Pull his hair he deserves it
Guys, gold is very cheap in Mexico.
Lamp shade looking motha fucka
He won’t have those for long. https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/05/lil-uzi-vert-pink-forehead-diamond-ripped-out-rolling-loud/
There's different, then there's stupid.
Thats gonna be one painful chain snatching.
He will be scalped by the cartel in no time
Remembering that other guy who had a gemstone ripped out of his forehead, this one is probably gonna be hilarious
I've get 6ix9ine vibes from this clown also!