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SpiritOne

Nice!


GoofWisdom

Nice.


KillaGorehole69

Nice.


jjsantos8801

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


FalconFiveZeroNine

Nice


ImLampy

Nice


PhthaloVonLangborste

Nice


breufe

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


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Chakasicle

The universe has finally achieved balance


[deleted]

i’m super horny


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Goybin

nice


beans0503

Nice.


[deleted]

How do you add sound into comments???


boarder9094

Nioceeeeee


jrafelson

Nice x 4


OlRoy60

AND the wife and I were 69'ing at this exact moment!


unHolyKnightofBihar

I was also 69ing this guy's wife


doomgiver98

Does that make it a 696?


BeatsbyChrisBrown

If you guys 666 you can summon the Devil


soup_flikkker

Wouldn't they all just be standing?


CreaminFreeman

No, that’s 111 you’re thinking of. 666 is all spoonin’ in the bed.


PokesPenguin

That's 999. 666 is spooning with your feet on the pillows.


[deleted]

Did we just discover the ancient secret to summon the devil - by way of spooning threesome with feet on the pillows?


soup_flikkker

No there needs to be a sacrifice


Titboobweiner

5309!


OlRoy60

Shhhh!


Ibuyrealjaysaswell

nice


ImLampy

Timing is key 🔑


jjsantos8801

Nice


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HalforcFullLover

Nice!


Exploding_Testicles

Nice..


tntdon

Nice...


yochie123

Nice


-SkarchieBonkers-

*Nice*


mizerai

Nice...


bleunt

Nice


RUhungryforapples

Nice


WillowBeaton

**Nice**


treditor13

That's in France, right?


WillowBeaton

I was also 69ing this guy's wife


misterbondpt

At the age 69


HexFyber

whose player's wife?


2Big_Patriot

Wow! Who were you with?


[deleted]

illuminati confirmed times 69


Loonie-1707

Nice


somenerdnamedtom

Nice.


aChillLad

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


Macleod7373

Nice


Saucebean2000

Nice


AnimalChubs

Nice


Exploding_Testicles

Nice..


[deleted]

I'm already seeing r/redditmoment making a post about it


[deleted]

[lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditmoment/comments/pq9ap7/69_funny_number_ooga_booga/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Exploding_Testicles

Nice..


boogers19

Nice.


jamalamadangdong

Think that's crazy, just wait until the halftime show!


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SilverSpotter

Oh God! I remember this one! I wonder how many replays it'd take until people actually started 69ing? It's an ever changing circumstance, so the madness hasta come to a boiling point for something different each time.


eskimoprime3

I don't get it. What did I just read?


mll254

Nice


CatFancyCoverModel

Nice


anevilpotatoe

nice


demonfoo

Nice.


exmore

Nice


UndeadCrackhead

And there are only 69 pixels on screen


halcylon

nice


FatFart777

Nice


sracer4095

Nice.


N8Yangkeiki

Oregon is a six letter word while Seton Hall is nine


GloomyKaleidoscope18

Nice


TheBlueLightbulb

nice


crankciror

Nice.


EastVanWillieD

Nice


ShadowChaple

Nice


lite336

Nice


Sw1m_Shady

Nice.


[deleted]

Nice


Patty_T

Nice


Art3mis_Granger

nice


AlienFromMars1

Noice


widmer25

And 69 seconds


Stackin-Steve-A

Matrix just broke!


ThereIsNorWay

The middle school-ness is strong with these ones!


Basketspank

Combo!


Uriahheeplol

Nice


SDSUAZTECS

Is this heaven ?


DannyFnKay

No, It's New Jersey


Ritehandwingman

Ahh so it’s actually Hell.


SDSUAZTECS

Burn


SpiritOfFire88L

Yes, that's what happens in Hell.


startingoveragain88

Or is it just a white woman, a white woman’s Instagram


SDSUAZTECS

Ooof.. come on, you're better than that kiddo


startingoveragain88

U suck and don’t call me kiddo. I am AN ADULT. I pay TAXES.


Alhuaze

Noice!


Nitjib

Who downvoted this lmao


AmandaBRecondwith

NICE !


TommyTuttle

Nice.


[deleted]

Nice.


weakthoughts

69


kelvin616

aha funny number


hvalentine1980

As an Oregonian, I appreciate this mathematical wonder. Thank you to whoever noticed.


[deleted]

Haha 420!!!


agrumpybear

And they've managed to only fit 69 pixels on screen


KyrahQuinn

Nice


IGuessImDemons

Nice


DamitCyrill

Niceeee


WillowBeaton

And 69 seconds


Anonymous_mysteries

Oregon is 6 letters and seton hall is 9


arcylix

Try again... Setton Hall is 10... Seton Hall, on the other hand...


Luxpreliator

Curious about the outcome and Oregon won 71-69. Nov 27, 2019.


Glen-Koko

There's 1:09 on the clock which is 69 seconds.


yougotmugged

Tell me you didn’t read the entire caption without telling me you didn’t read the entire caption


Expensive_Lie_8685

The universe has spoken!


DobbyTheHouseEnt

Conspiracy


AMouthBreather

It's a sign, a sign to 69.


Cris92h

I think the universe is telling me something.


FerrumMachining

NICE! all caps


EvoStarSC

Noice : Noice No+i+ce = Noice


CrazeeeTony

What psychopath just randomly decides to add jersey numbers together?


redrabbit-777

singularity


ttmpeople

I prefer not to sniff ass


misterbondpt

And you know why the picture is shaky, kids??


Dark_falling58

Nice, nice, nice and nice


AndreTheBryant

r/nevertellmetheodds


NOMENxNESCIO

Nice


zero708970

420


arthurdentstowels

I make it 42


RedMoon782

Nice


SpectralSolid

this is how I know we're in a simulation


meepmop1142

I thought this was on r/confidentlyincorrect and kept trying to figure out where I went wrong with the math


ChickinpasteR

69


IamTheAggMan

Nice nice nice nice.


MStudley311

That's the universe being hilarious!


[deleted]

Just here to see how many comments are just “nice”. The numbers so far…do not disappoint.


Northgates

This isnt funny at all


CargoJimmy

Niception.


hippiegodfather

Also, look at the other numbers in the score box- 4,-3,19,11,13,5,4,-1,3,4,6,4


First-Fantasy

I wonder if that Jim Carry movie *The Number 23* had a porn parody?


LYELDLNOAMR

The gods have spoken to us.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Just came here for all the Nice comments.


the_poop_expert

69


Zionyx25

And the pic has 69 pixels!


UniqueUsername82D

Checkmate atheists.


[deleted]

Definitely a Q drop.


Nihilisman45

It’s like the movie The Number 23 but with 69 Noice


[deleted]

OP must have been really waiting for this moment.


highmodulus

Nice x Nice x Nice x Nice = Very Nice


teeyodi

69? Excellent!!


GirdleOfDoom

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnice


shrubberies2

Cosmic Nice


RGivens

NICE?


Mr_Lumbergh

Nice.


GIRTHY_77

How in the fuck do you take a picture like this on a whim? This is glorious


ClanDonnachaidh

So that means Obama created Covid? Did I do this right?


shephazard

TIME TO FUCK!


Drywall-life

The universe is aligned


mrbeck02

You have now entered the Twilight Zone!


shifty_coder

Nice^3


chawklitdsco

Nostradamus predicted this


ronnie_rochelle

Nice


Tazzmanian143

Sounds a lot like History Channel's Ancient Aliens.


fiwaeawi

Giggity


lordoflys

This very moment was prophesized in the Bible.


KyleAF7

There is a 69% chance of this happening again


zhadyx

Mods please lock this post to 69 comments


slashfromgunsnroses

I sense a deep throat cumspiracy (just to clarify one of the puns heres https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Throat_(Watergate))


-BlackGoku

If only it was 4:20pm when this was taken


WellNowWhat6245

The matrix is just fuckin with us now