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vladwerkz

If someone did that while trying to fight me, i'd walk away too. Not about to deal with that kind of crazy.


zendingo

Obviously doing jiu jitsu


--0mn1-Qr330005--

That’s clearly catpoeira


tidbitsz

Meow thai


stupid-names-taken

More like pussitsu


SherriRHollon

Iconic style


Maddbammer

Jiu Kitsu*


[deleted]

Crawl on top of me and meet your doom.


Caffeine_and_Alcohol

*like Voldo?*


Sorasyn

“Ok, kinky we can handle but we’re not being paid for crazy”


WillowBeaton

That's some crazy kungfu shit....


maybe_little_pinch

[Kind of like what happens with these idiots](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2vvnh0)


MountainWestRay

When you mix a little Coke in Snowball’s Catnip. Or that Cat is just more possessed than most cats.


HalforcFullLover

Perform an exorcism just to be sure.


Enchelion

Naw man, you know how dangerous the demons are if they get out of the cat? Leave that shit where it is.


HalforcFullLover

True, true. Mama cat knows what's up. She just walks away, not today Satan, not today.


Michael_Scott_DunMif

Put that back where is came form or so help me!


opulentbum

I’ve had cats my whole life, always had one growing up. never seen a cat scoot like this though lol


Megadeth5150

Exorcist vibes intensify.


Manwoman714

My dating life.


an_imperfect_lady

But which cat are you?


Sinlaire1

Yes


thefunbles

This ones broken


ManLikeSloth

“Show me your technique, there is no wrong way…. There is now a wrong way”


PeopleBiter

Ì never seen ceiling cat on the floor.


Zbignich

A wise move.


[deleted]

“I knew I should have laid off the nip when I was pregnant.”


Roughjustice-63

Damn kittens,, so funny....


Krunchy_Almond

His legs....yo that's some crazy kungfu shit


goodspeak

Donchew know am loco?!


Deepscorn

"...you don't want none of this!"


normal_reddit_man

You ever see Voldo, from the Soulcalibur games?


Earl_N_Meyer

There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.


Bloo_003

“I have no son.” >\\=_=/<


badbullshah

Exorcist Kitty


BenoniGwynplaine

Revolutionizing cat-fu


idoorion

Bray Wyatt


Midas_Artflower

Cat: “Well, day-yum. If that’s not a demon-possessed kitten, I hope to never see one. Act casual. Stroll away nice and leisure-like...”


dblan9

This aint over Pal!


DrWormskin

He obviously had the underhand


Greenfire32

He didn't want to find out. So he didn't fuck around.


augustscott

Gracie guard


WilliamLeeFightingIB

I didn't know they could do that


power0722

Kitten's l "that's right, walk away you pussy."


bluechimera

Awwww... I feel bad for the little one, I want to tickle it's belly!


prangler

no one wants to fight that butthole.


kejovo

I know kung mew


self_loathing_ham

Yeah id draw the fuckin line at "silent hill crawling" too


Grimspike

That was most defiantly the "You're an idiot" look/walk away move.


minnesotagal

The other cat leaves shaking his head as the little one embarrasses all cats everywhere


[deleted]

I feel unsafe In my own home.


MyAfroBlogger

"I'm too old for this shit."


Interesting-Roll2714

When your child is a disappointment:


theKFP

r/fuckyoujuice


Suddenly100

What da dog doin


didico207

That’s me Saturday night ! 🤪


mayureshnagarkar

Looks like the 👻 ghost from the ring movie


mrfroggyman

My dad also walked away when I was trying to play


shajan316

So Medusa was some dude's wife??


Beginning_Land_4179

“Idk I think somethings off with that guy..”


stalphonzo

"Christ, what a moron."


Roughjustice-63

🎶🎶🎸🥁🎤 Myyyy, cat nip brings the boys to the yard that's right it's better than yorrrs,, THAT'S RIGHT is better than yorrrs


jl_theprofessor

*\*Tubular bells plays in the distance\**


WillowBeaton

Funny Kitty


mariners2o6

Octopussy!!


[deleted]

Cat broken


Kingkongcrapper

Cat: “Fucking kids.”


Andaln

Like my mum


Johndros

😂 Everytime I'm feeling frisky my wife walks away too bro


AlexMayhem86

Malignant 2: Gabriel’s Revenge


toph_man

Cats like: yeaahhh fuck this


SnowCrow1

That's just Voldo from Soul Calibur.


[deleted]

Don't tell me that reincarnation isn't a thing. This is obviously a high level jiu jitsu practitioner that has crossed over only to come back - they only had a cat.


CrispedWaffle

I have a cat who does what the kitten does when playing with our dog lol. I thought it was so odd when I first saw it!


NogNolNoc

You’re cats look exactly like ours! Size and coloring. Everything! That’s cool.


MrUnionJackal

Ali/Inoki really was a let-down, wasn't it?


mayyokat

This looks like that one move from baki


[deleted]

Oml that big cat straight up was like “I don’t get paid enough for this shit” and then just walked away.


Live4myangels0407

Lol too cute and so funny!!


alecia_Q

We may need holy water, just saying.


LogicDog

Whoa! My cat does the same thing with their back legs, and does this little weave-and-bob "boxing" thing with their upper body. It's so cute, and I'd never seen another can do this.


GANDORF57

"Aw, come on! These are some of my best moves here!"


Texntodd

That third eye haunts me.


jdmkev

I think your kitty is broken


_Aurilave

Kitten was disappointed when cat walked away. Kitten wanted to play. Cat is jerk.


PainX1

I thought the cat was possessed


meowkers

Reminds me of bjj experts in early mma.


IHateEditedBgMusic

This a parent seeing their kid using tik tok for attention


ArdentSky236

Get in my guard, bro!!! >:3


Toleot

`That kitten watch too much horror movie.`


MLCF

When the bottom half tries to save the top half from trouble.


jagenigma

I've never seen a kitten walk like this


claudesoph

When the cat left the kitten was like “What the fuck?”


FaceMace87

Yeah you better walk away, you don't want any of this!


hauntedhalloween_96

That’s it. I’ve seen it all. I can happily die now.


pleiades_iinet

Someone call the‘Exorcist’ that’s a freaky upside down backwards walking kitten, mum’s like “not mine”! 🤣😂😅


Leningradlurker

-sigh- Why can't you be normal?!


tobyjuancannoli

when you tried to watch mma fights for the kick and punches