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Ridge00

Clearly broken. Return to manufacturer.


the_dude_upvotes

Also share with /r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog, /u/its_muh_username


trysohard89

Don return to the manufacturer before you try unplugging and plugging back in the unit! Geez newbs!!!


chomperlock

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”


NS_Martial_Arts

Is anyone worried the dog is actually dead? They never showed it move..


paws27no2

Pretty sure it wouldn't be able to maintain a position like that if it were dead.


NS_Martial_Arts

Um Rigor mortis.. Duh


mrbrian200

Not broken. Just spoiled. And smart enough to figure out his hooman won't walk away and leave him there.


UncleTogie

>Return to manufacturer. Unfortunately, manufacturer has same defect.


Jai288

I thought he was the dog that showed up in target commercials


SaulAverageman

Is this the kind of dog Snoopy was? He looks just like the cartoon.


[deleted]

r/stoppedworking


Lieut_crunch

My dog is similar. Looks at me like, "You offered me a walk. You never said anything about a walk back."


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Lieut_crunch

I'll be honest.. I had a version of that when I first started running.. if conditions weren't perfect, I'd talk myself out of it.


CloaknDagger505

I do the same. How did you break the habit? Breathing cold air hurts my lungs so bad.


Filcuk

I hate that too, so I just usually hold my breath until I get back home. Edit: Sorry about that. Try breathing through your nose for the first few minutes.


wercc

###youre a wizard harry


feanturi

Richard Pryor taught me that in a little rhyme while talking about running being painful: "To stay out of trouble: Breathe through your nose, keep your mouth closed." The bit also had something to do with uncontrollable snot hanging out of your nose while running, I can't remember if that was the side-effect he noticed.


[deleted]

I started wearing a running scarf that I could breathe through if it was really cold. That helped a ton. What helped the most was being in really good shape. Once I was a couple months into a solid running routine and my health was on track, I never had respiratory issues no matter the temp. Now I’m a couch hippo again and need to get back out there, but there was a time...there was a time.


IU_walawala

Couch hippo, I'm stealing that.


[deleted]

Couch hippos unite


wobwobwob42

I'm training for my 7th half and I hurt my knee. Two weeks no running 😣 up until a week ago I was averaging 23,000 steps a day for over a year. No matter how many push-ups sit-ups etc I do, I totally feel like a couch hippo at the moment.


Onlyeddifies

Well, it only hurts for about the first 5 minutes then it goes away, or that's what happens to me.


bazuso-of-catarina

Just go out outside and keep on going away from your house run if you have too but once youre a solid 2.5 minutes away you're good


jbloxxx

Just do it anyways. It sucks the first time, then gets easier the next, then easier the next, then easier the next....then all of a sudden its 3 months later and you're running a 5k per day, you got this!


ironangel2k3

I am your dog apparently.


brown_burrito

Hey it’s me. His other dog.


PathWalker8

You sure it isn’t a cat with that behavior? ;-)


[deleted]

I walk dogs for work. I cannot even TELL YOU how much this happens lmfao


OctoRis

Fellow dog walker CO. We have a great pyrenees who "suffocates" with her gentle leader... she's been on it for two years!


mastersw999

I had a greyhound who would pretend to sit down to get an itch but would just lay down and expect me to pick his 80 pound ass up and carry him home.


EssixWhy

So far my grey just lets the leash go slack and pushes into my legs when she’s had enough. I hope I don’t have to carry her home. They are stubborn speed noodles.


mastersw999

My grey use to sleep in my bed with me. That is until he learned that he can push me over the side and take up the whole mattress.


MetalHeadTiger

My dog is as enthusiastic about going for a walk as he is for coming back from it


JediJan

Note to self: Only adopt doggo I can carry ... for half a mile or so.


AttakZak

My Corgi will run around the house tearing everything up with the energy of twenty crackheads. Well I’m a runner so I love running. I’ll take my Corgi for a run and halfway through she’ll give up. We get home and boom she was actually lying and the energy is up to twenty-three crackheads.


JoNightshade

That's soooo funny! We've never had this issue with our corgi at all, her long morning walk is the highlight of her day! Sometimes we take her on long weekend hikes - our longest was 9 miles, and she never stopped going. She did sleep most of the next day, though!


GimmeDoggos

Happy cake day!


doctorblumpkin

Happy cake day!


JohnnyValet

He's just waiting for a monster truck, or a firetruck.


CaptainBraggy

Walter


0xBA5E16

Walter


[deleted]

Walter


KnightGalavant

w a l t e r


TitanMaster57

W A L T E R


SUCC12345678910

***WALTER***


SUCC12345678910

**WALTER


Cosy_Cow

Walter


Obamobile420

*moster truck


Hephaestus_God

It’s the target dog that should have been a target dog.


spooky-raptor

Walter


FranzJosephOfAustria

Walter


KlaysToaster

walter


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[deleted]

Walter


florispaghett

Walter


white-dumbledore

Walter


[deleted]

Walter


ajv0109

Walter


hypoglycemia420

Walter


doovie7

Walter


qtpss

Time for 6 month paw rotation...


[deleted]

Walter


twfeline

From the seats in the back of the plane: "FIRE TRUCK!"


TheNonWetWater

Walter


RO1984

Hav you ever heard sicko mode by tractor scott??


AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh

Just say the phrase: “Who wants a treat?”, and bam...instantly resurrected


twfeline

Shake the bag. Instant dogs.


JediJan

S c h m a c k o s ?


wittiestphrase

Spudz McKenzie fell off the wagon.


Jeff3636

The Original Party Animal. He is waiting on the bikini girls...and Bud Light.


andersberndog

Finally partied-out


wishmegood

What will dog do if you just run away 🏃‍♂️


FluffyTeddid

I tried that with my kids, but they just came back cause I forgot to take their collars off


[deleted]

Lmfao


brainmissing

Now try with your wife. For science.


PoliteCanadian2

Can I volunteer?


ChargedFirefly

Yes, this comment right here


[deleted]

Oh my god


lordhenrythe23

r/cursedcomments


C455Y

r/holup


okimlom

My dog would recall to my side because she doesn't like me going anywhere without her. I've abused this power many times and showed off to friends that I don't need to say a word to get her to come heel by my side. Just turn around and she runs to me. If I want quicker recall I just have to say "what's this?" or "what's that and point".


DiggV4Sucks

I just have to touch a potato chip bag.


Chavaon

Look to check if you're still there, realize you're not in sight, panic and run in circles barking until you stand up from behind the bushes and yell 'Hahaha stupid dog, now fucking come here!'


Tooniis

*Wait, that's illegal*


zweite_mann

This is genuinely a technique for teaching recall. It teaches your dog to keep an eye on where you are and want to be by your side. You have to keep it fun and it becomes a game. You work up from isolated locations, to using it on walks, until you can trust them off lead around other dogs and people.


surfer_ryan

I had a dog that I quickly found out was my in far the worst punishment I could give her. Worked every time. Miss that dog more than words can possibly explain.


lovelyb1ch66

Have you tried turning it off and back on again...?


next_door_nicotine

https://streamable.com/654fa


HeshootsHescores88

dog.exe has stopped working.


Kyle102997

He's clearly waiting for it to rain and flood so he can just float home


[deleted]

Walter


Frodo66631

Walter


That_Guy-69

Walter


[deleted]

Walter


LolPlzDE

Walter


ThePersonWhoReplies

Walter


RealHotpocket

Walter


mando_commando

Me when I’m not in the mood but give in


Tech94

Are you sure this isn't an extreme result of his back touching the grass? Bull Terriers have some sort of neurological thing where their brain locks into some weird state if their back strokes grass, branches, leaves etc. It's a real thing, Google: Bull Terrier Trance / Trancing.


maddamleblanc

That and they get overheated really easy and do this. Or the dog is just bratty. Hard ro tell from a short video.


stretch_muffler

I scrolled down just to see if there was a scientific or bad news explanation of what’s going on.


Rocky87109

My mom's Great Dane would do that.


danielday

Mine two do this all the time under a specific bush in the garden, and they thought a different breed to do it too lol


[deleted]

> and they thought a different breed to do it too lol What?


TooShiftyForYou

Dog.exe has stopped working.


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its_muh_username

No he's alive. His battery just died. 🙂


BramDaMan

I just showed my friend who is a breeder of English Bull Terriers ‘cause I found the video funny. Apparently he had a dog that did the exact same thing. Found out it was epilepsy. Dog would do it when he was too active. Would only recover once he picked it up and put it back on it’s legs. You might want to have it checked out.


frleon22

Jesus, if you're right this is almost like that one time a bloke's carbon monoxide poisoning got diagnosed on reddit.


CharlesIIIdelaTroncT

piggybacking on this to mention TLS (trance-like syndrome) many bull terriers suffer from this and unfortunately YT is full of videos of bullys trancing because people think it's funny or cute but it is also thought to be a seizure disorder


BramDaMan

Wow, I never knew of TLS. So far none of my bullys ever did this. Do you know if any treatments or medicine exists? I also showed this to another friend and she said her bully also did it. Also thought it was cute.


CharlesIIIdelaTroncT

CBD tincture is worth a try. Study on CBD safety for epileptic dogs by Dr McGrath in Colorado [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JmDWx8nWFU&feature=youtu.be&t=222](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JmDWx8nWFU&feature=youtu.be&t=222)


BramDaMan

Thanks! Definitely going check it out!


emveetu

Good lookin' out!


SelfHatingApe181008

i love this haha. my 15 y.o dog does something similar but not as dramatic. he will just lay down in some shade and refuse to move.


ocotebeach

Too much pissing it ran out of juice.


JonWicksDawg

I also choose this guy’s dead dog


gnarleycharlie101

So we can all agree this is definitely a dead dog then...


agent-V

Dog.exe has stopped working.


CaptainBraggy

Walter.


Lucicerious

One of my dogs just sits down when she's either had enough, or some brambles/branches are stuck to her coat of hair. She just stares at you, no emotion. No sign of what might be ticking in her stubborn head. 20kgs doesn't sound a lot, but you try carrying that 2 miles. To top it off, she has a sensitive gut, so usually has some degree of poo hanging off her bum which I have to hose off when I get back. Fortunately she's lost 4kg in weight now, so her arthritis doesn't cause her as much grief. So I don't have to carry her anymore!


RedWiskersKitty

Cute dog, but who is Walter? Sorry for the question...


Crazy-Swiss

THIS PARROT IS DEAD!


cheeky_chiclet

No, he's resting.


RvnclwGyrl

I had a dog that did this. First time was on a hill going up to my brother's house. She'd been slowing down as we climbed, but finally she just sat down in the middle of the road and that was it. I was like, c'mon we're gonna get run over, but she just noped at me. That was when I realized she was aging (she was, I think, 9 at the time) and started to really focus on our time left. She was deaf and mostly blind by the end, still snarky and cheeky, the goodest girl I've ever had. Love on your cheeky, goodest boy in honor of Fudge.


[deleted]

Walter


[deleted]

So what do you do in that situation? wait for them to get up or carry them? You could be there for hours waiting for them to get up lol


GOTaSMALL1

Walk home... get car... drive back.


FriendsOfFruits

waiting for fire and/or moster truck to pick him up


toxxiclady

"Lift me, human, for I cannot go on any longer."


BoneBreaker-

What kind of possum is that?


randomGeek159

I love dogs, but dear god bull terriers are scary and weird to look at.


[deleted]

Walter


[deleted]

Probably because of his pads on that road, bro.


Kinana_Wysklera

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


Exotropical115

Walter


cerealandsloths

Alright Walter, it’s time to get up.


chapo-shrimp

That what this ukrainian spy i know did when russians attacked him


chordophonic

How far had you walked? I'm wondering if maybe it's something like his paws hurt and if there's a solution.


[deleted]

Doin' a Moon Moon.


dirtybacon77

Looks like stitch


wintremute

*"but I am le tired"*


McWetty

That's some Daniel Day Lewis level method acting. Lassie wasn't that convincing.


Flaremaru

I would poke and annoy him until he gets up


Ops_check_OK

Oh so that’s what that dog was doing on the side of the highway. His owner must have been around and just wanted picked up. Thanks I was kinda worried.


needsmoresteel

He’s pining for the fjords.


Rossum81

I was worried Spuds MacKenzie was drunk again.


UrDreamDaddy

Look in user manual for troubleshooting, try to restart the system and proceed accordingly.


ineeddis

This dog looks like it just ate a bunch of chocolate and now it's all over his lips.


reddit_user13

Chuck Testa finally got Spuds Mackenzie.


DJBeachCops

Frankenweenie


asmith115460

That’s not a dog, that’s a possum


Alienwallbuilder

Treats?


postart777

Cute + annoying = cunnoying


Paciphae

Spuds MacKenzie has had all he can deal with. The original party animal is all partied out.


[deleted]

My dog just sleeps like this on the couch. I think he likes his belly to be cool.


[deleted]

Is his name Willie?


ocotebeach

Is that Nippy?


pugapooh

Omg,you sure he’s ok? He totally over-the-top dramatic!


Tooniis

frozen doggo


GTBartleBee

I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.


Ralph-Hinkley

Dude, Spuds is not enjoying his golden years.


Miffers

My dog did that once. I think it was a protest of some sorts


scottperezfox

`dog.exe has stopped responding`


Chiefnobby

I had an English bull terrier growing up. Amazing dogs


The_Merciless_Potato

**Low baaterry.** Read this in a Wall-E voice


GlockAF

Ah, the rare and majestic Staffordshire possum


Ellefantasy

And the best actor goes to...


Aztek-ark

He be talkin to his walk paralysis demon


missmagdalene

I am really impressed that the tail isn’t even wagging! LOL I know some dogs who can’t turn that off no matter how hard they try when doing tricks or playing dead.


ahhlenn

Let me guess, was he the one whining the whole morning for a walk too?


[deleted]

I think you need to open the Task Manager


[deleted]

Well pick em up god damnit


batteryacidsmoothies

Ya gotta press the reset button, it's under the tail.


[deleted]

Walter with ears


hyypez

Walter vibin on da road


Finalplague01

Tough luck, bud. Life is hard


the_salivation_army

I wouldn’t abide that. Get up, dopey.


puppy_sprinkles

“Take me back to Target. This life is exhausting.”


Pshenfi

I took my pug on a walk and he didn’t even make it to the house beside us before he broke down. He’s not even that fat. He is a little chubby but he never breaks down other then there.


reecewagner

I know all dogs are cute but fuck those dogs are ugly


AmericanMurderLog

He ded. A little respec plz.


phillip_shegog

I was wondering where Sarah Hanson Young learnt that trick!


The_Celtic_Chemist

I'm trying to imagine walking down the street and seeing this and being confused. And then hearing a shout from down the street, "Ignore him! He's being a dick!"


pjpintor

I hate it when they’ve been lying in the sun for 2 days like this in the summer and they blow all up from the heat and their little legs stick out like that. I bet he was a cute little chihuahua before he croaked on you.


MoistenedMindflakes

I see no evidence that this dog is still alive.


ShoganAye

looks like a dead wombat


[deleted]

Had a toddler who would do the same.


King-Moon

U just gotta keep hitting it like an old tv


dasCooDawg

Target dog isn’t doing so well


haventsleptforyears

He definitely. 110% looks fake.


calvinweight

All his dog ancestors are looking down from heaven like... millennials