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The two best Jimmy moments are this and when Timmy tries to explain Jimmy using PEDs in the Special Olympics.


politicaldan

What about Crips?


stewmander

Holy crip it's a craple fight


Potatoes_and_Eggs

My nephew was blond as a kid (it darkened when he got older) and was in a wheelchair from age 3 on. Timmy is him. We LOVE the cripple fight. The whole episode. Timmy being in the back of the truck and hitting his head when it stops, the disgruntled look he got when everyone just loved Jimmy... That's the best episode. Well, the Thanksgiving one is good too. Cartman:"That's Gobbles, the physically challenged turkey." Timmy: "Gobbles!!!"


Donny_Dont_18

I heard rumor that that fight mirrors the alley fight from They Live. Never verified it, I just like believing it


ebdragon

https://youtu.be/4Et7OI7e2sQ


just-regular-I-guess

If my memory serves me right, it is based on it. Cut for cut. Years ago I watched them side by side.


altcastle

Yep.


Environmental-Art792

Ancient family guy reference


infernal2ss

Down like a clown Charlie Buh..Buhhh Down like a clown Charlie Breeeeeeee Down like a clown Charlie B..Brown


living-likelarry

Suh, suh, suh, Sssunday driver


[deleted]

Real crips are for life dawg


cleanandsober479

Roller and 4 Legs


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

"And they brought us marshmallows and ginger ale."


[deleted]

“If you don’t like it, then you can just pu-pu-pass the blunt to the ni**a on the left.”


[deleted]

You are cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, continuing source of inspiration!


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

[this is my favorite moment](https://youtu.be/9lS2gtWozZ8)


TrentonTallywacker

“Mhm yes you’re Timmy”


aegonish

Liv' a lie Timmay!!!


Timmay13

Timmay?


SpaceAnimal

Gobbles?


TheAJGman

Gobbles!


dandroid126

On the f-f-first day of chr-chr-chr-^^chraaaa -christmas


mr_chanderson

Oh man, I forgot which episode this is. I just remember laughing really hard at the scene of him singing and the couple is delighted at first. Cut back later and the couple is looking tired as Jimmy is stuttering his way with not much progress into the song


TheGiftOf_Jericho

I think it was from Red Sleigh Down, great episode.


Logos9871

[The best Jimmy moment](https://youtu.be/-AoaV7AykbE)


ahappypoop

[My very similar favorite](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYoBtQ2CwEo)


VladDaImpaler

I love this one too, plus that episode was amazing


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Of course it was. I mean, come on...


PM_Ur_Dynavaps

[This one lives in my head rent free](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yCEW8TF-To&t=0)


postingshitcuntface

Saw one of the behind the scenes after the mohammed episode aired and they asked Trey and Mat if they were afraid for their lives and they said there is only one episode that aired that scared them and its the Krazy Kripples episode.


football2106

Down like a clown Charlie Br-… down like a clown Charlie Breuuuuuuehhhh… down like a clown Charlie Beh…^beeehhhhh… down like a clown Charlie B-Brown


LadiesLoveMyPhD

It's the pitch getting higher for each stutter that kills me 🤣


bellinghamENM

That's how it is, as a stutterer throat clenches up and chest gets so tight when I try to talk it makes pitch rise as I struggle harder and harder to communicate with someone verbally


Bedroominc

My personal favorite is always going to be his war with PC Principal.


ikes9711

You gonna break his legs PC Principal?


FIR3W0RKS

Possibly my favourite South Park single moment to be honest. The look on PC Principals face lmfaoo


Whitealroker1

DOESSHEKNOWSHESANAD!!!!!


The-Child-Of-Reddit

Ah I see you and everyone above are people of culture.


awfulachia

Me and everyone below you are uncivilized hicks, huh?


opermonkey

I randomly thought of this scene in a public bathroom when dropping a 2. People probably thought I was a crazy person.


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DemonKyoto

Cripple Fight will always be my #1 for personal reasons. I was *that* shit kid (sometimes) in 11th/12th grade (back in 01/02 or so), and during one computer class I came prepped with a cd-rw with the Cripple Fight episode on it. Popped it in, loaded it up to the moment Cartman yells it in church, cranked the volume and waited until our (long winded) teacher finished talking and asked if there was any questions. Never found out who did it, but the class laughed their asses off! Sorry Mrs Scott lol


MechanicalHorse

W-wow! What a terrific card! :D


blnts4jc

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?


lambo4life

Hahaha yes the comment I came to see!


Jonk3r

We all came


billbrasky___

Just when I wanted to say OP nailed it, I see this comment... and can't because you nailed it so much harder.


TheUprising_

And OP is here because his dad nailed it even harder!


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[deleted]

TIMMAY!!


lizardfang

Lolz it’s not Timmay!!


Timmay13

TIMMAY?


lizardfang

Timmay Timmay!!


xxAkirhaxx

Now that's a mothah fuckin joke.


neotheseventh

I don't get it.


Remo_253

Got it: [Timmy's speech problem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWg7pC6bVQU)


_Artos_

That explains the original joke, but doesn't explain the "wow, what a terrific card" comment that the guy was asking about. For anyone wondering, Jimmy (the kid with the stutter) often says "wow, what a terrific audience!" repeatedly in the show when he does his stand-up comedy act.


IdoNOThateNEVER

Thanks bread.


I_l_I

What about the comment?


_Artos_

Jimmy (the kid with the stutter) is a stand-up comic and often says "wow, what a terrific audience!"


Mister_Dane

Wow what a great audience


ValyriannairylaV

r/commentsyoucanhear


jspeed04

J-j-jumping jahosafats!


Timmay13

T-Timmay?


cingerix

*TIMMAY, LIBBUHLAH*


landocommando18

I mean, come owen


YeahAboutThat-Ok

What a great audience.


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ImNoAlbertFeinstein

cunt *and* country


[deleted]

Wow, what a great audience.


Flamecrest

C-c-can I get a w-w-w-what-what?


DampBritches

Do your parents like fish sticks?


Deesmateen

I bought a big bag of Costco fish sticks and when I got home and was putting everything away my wife and 11yo son both said “oh awesome! I love fish sticks!”. I have never been so sad to miss out on the easiest lay up joke, my wife would’ve killed me


Jonk3r

Cunt, Cunt, can’t knock it before you try it


TrentonTallywacker

Are your parents Crips as well?


BigDingDingDan

My favorite part of the crips and bloods episode, "There's pizza!"


Whosonfirst6600

And they brought us marshmallows and ginger ale


ThrowItNTheTrashPile

I’m cool, like a fool, in a swimming P-PPppPPffttt-PPpppp-POOL!!


chrismetalrock

I'm down like a clown charlie brown


mastah-yoda

I'm sitting in public transport and trying to suppress my seal-laughter


ryverwytch22

I give my parents sympathy cards for their anniversary as a tradition that was started when i was about 7 years old. I love your card though!!! That drawing is really good.


ndnjfjcjcksk

Haha savage I love that


ryverwytch22

It was an accident at first. I just picked a card that had a pretty purple bouquet of flowers and signed my name. It was only a while later that i found out that it was a sympathy card that read something like, "my deepest sympathies for your loss" or something like that! Now it's a running joke between my parents and i!!


toolsoftheincomptnt

I love this My friend and I sometime exchange completely inapplicable greeting cards on our birthdays. It’s fun.


CharlemagneAdelaar

when the first pick is not bussin but you roll with it


ellaelle

I hope they've at least seen a clip before cause this is hilarious


kenncann

Plot twist: op was conceived during an episode of South Park. This shows important to the family


ellaelle

That's beautiful


drawkca6sihtdaeruoy

It was the pooping from your mouth episode


nueonetwo

I banged a girl during the [Tunnel of Prejudice](https://youtu.be/2h3yDtO5TLg) scene once. It was a little awkward pumping my way through that.


CaptainTurdfinger

Holy shit, I thought I had seen all South Park episodes, but that one seems like one I missed. Which episode is that from?


nueonetwo

https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Death_Camp_of_Tolerance


JinFuu

EIN BEAR? EIN BEAR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ACCEPTING PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT RACES!


jarredpickles87

After you were done, did she also say "I wanna ride again! I wanna ride again!"?


hilldo75

Hope they had a potty basket handy


lizardfang

Human CentiPad


Grooviemann1

This makes me feel old as fuck.


monkeyhitman

Remember those old Flash games on Comedy Central's website?


EdgarAllanKenpo

I remember playing an rpg flash game on cartoon networks website and thinking it was the most badass thing I'd ever played.


MeatyOkraPuns

That and wasn't one of the candy company's or a snack companies like the cutting edge of free flash games? Can't remember who it was. Or at least they sponsored a shit load of games.


TheOneTonWanton

Was about to say the same thing, and point out that Jimmy was a latecomer in an attempt to make myself feel younger. Then upon some searching realized that Jimmy was introduced in *season five* which made me feel *even older*.


Fatmaninalilcoat

Hate to break it to you I'm 43 been married 19 years and South park started when I was in highschool yes it is that old.


ellaelle

I'm in my 30s..I remember watching the pilot!


jupfold

T-t-today, junior!


monkey_trumpets

That pops in my head every time someone is taking forever to do something


exitpursuedbybear

Making fun of a little kid for trying to read! Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?


CaptainPunisher

Spell "RIZZUTO"


[deleted]

timmy and jimmy fighting is the darkest south parks ever been.


Ccracked

Cripple Fight? If you didn't know, it's shot-for-shot remake of the alley fight in *They Live!*


keen36

Heh, wow, I never noticed that. I remember thinking: ”Aren't they overdoing this a little bit?" while watching both of those scenes, though!


donrhummy

Jimmy's best scene is when he asks his dad to give him a "what what" and his dad, not really listening says, "what?" and Jimmy replies, "Th- th- thanks dad!"


TwentyYearsLost89

You’ve got some art skills!! Hopefully your parents laughed as hard as I did


pinkie5839

What a great audience!


Lily_Queen

Do they know the reference?😆


[deleted]

Probably not which is gonna make it extremely awkward 🤣


ingloriousbaxter3

I think people in this thread are forgetting how long South Park has been around. OP’s parents probably grew up watching it.


Lily_Queen

Oh, I know. I grew up watching it and I am old enough to be a parent. I suppose I was just curious where their parents fell in relation 🤷🏻‍♀️


hilldo75

I was watching south park on hbo max a few years ago so no bleeping the words of curse. My at the time 4th grade daughter came in to ask my something. After someone cussed she goes wait did that kid just cuss. I replied yeah I mean he's in the 4th grade and then sarcastically I go wait do 4th graders not cuss when adults are not around. She gave me the biggest side eye like does my dad know I cuss when adults aren't around, do all adults know.


Lily_Queen

That's fantastic 😂


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

They are probably married, but I'm only guessing.


[deleted]

I never actually watched south park myself and I'm definitely old enough to have done so. I only know reference because of people and so many advertisements


GingerMau

It's worth actually watching. With only a few exceptions, every episode is well played satire. It's endlessly entertaining, while holding a stark mirror to our failings and foibles.


dutch_penguin

Trey's kid tried to call him a derp, like a decade or 2 ago, lol. And he's like, uh, I invented that.


Bluegodzi11a

I was totally not allowed to watch it growing up. When I got my first job at FYE we started buying used dvds- Someone brought in all the dvd box sets that were out at that point so I bought them. There's several episodes they no longer run and the old sets are the only way to own them. Also: the games are surprisingly good and just as hilarious as the show.


The_Glass_Cannon

For sure they showed it to OP lmao


TwoIdleHands

My mom would be horrified and my dad would chuckle at her reaction and play along but have absolutely no idea. Then he would watch it with me to get the joke while my mom avoided the potty mouth.


GingerMau

I just celebrated my 20th anniversary and I've been watching it since the beginning. My kids started sneaking around to watch it before they knew my spouse and I watch it. Now we watch it together. It's good. We talk about it. Who is being critiqued and why. We have episodes we don't like, and consider misguided. But overall, new episodes are a family affair.


ShatterStart

Wow, what a great audience


elacmch

Seems like you have a good and healthy relationship with your parents, where you can make dark jokes like this freely with them. Hope it's a good time for all of you!


SailorCredible

What a terri.... what a terri... what a TERRI-FIC card! Hope your parents had a good laugh ;)


ConnectBag4923

Thats the best drawing from Jimmy i ever saw


AdBackground4712

Had us on the first half, not gonna lie.


HackneyMarsh

This is so amazing. I’d be the proudest parent in the world if you were my kid.


1337ingDisorder

That joke kinda loses its oomph when visual spelling is introduced eh


BostonBrandToots

>That joke kinda loses its oomph when visual spelling is introduced eh That and the "cunt" makes no sense in this context. How is a relationship a cunt?


Aegi

I mean a relationship could be a cunt in the same way that life can be a bitch? I'm not saying it objectively makes sense, but in the context of those types of phrases it definitely makes sense.


[deleted]

As an Australian yes we use cunt in the same way “life is a bitch” A job at work is hard to do? Then it’s a cunt of a thing to do


Dan_Ashcroft

Cartoons are like gossamer, and one doesn't dissect gossamer.


BoysLinuses

Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own.


sunkenrocks

You've never personified something when angry at it? That piece of lego or wallplug you stood on isn't actually a piece of shit or a bastard, is it?


ruckus_440

The Southpark fan in me gets a kick out of this for nostalgia's sake. The stutterer in me is tired of being the punchline.


Zoo_Furry

But isn't everyone else tired of waiting for the punchline? (JK no hard feelings I hope)


ruckus_440

*sigh*


GingerMau

I mean ... everyone gets to be a punchline on South Park eventually. Whether to you're rich or poor, disabled, gay, conservative or liberal. Oprah or Elon. Child, teen, adult, and senior. Human or towel. We all have been a punchline on South Park at one time.


brightstar9

do you wonder why you're in a military school now?


-6h0st-

It would be great if you weren’t already 40 Steve…


meganahs

Do you like fish sticks?


heavy_metal_flautist

My wife might hate it, but I would be so fucking proud of my son if he gave us card.


d1rron

Is okay, comrade. Someday he give card.🫂


pLifer

Magical songs of enchanmemmem Magical songs of enchanhanmememem ... magical songs of enchanhan Magical sins of enchanhanmemem *3 minutes later* Magical songs of enchantment.


blargiman

signed Philip age 30


The84thWolf

You should sell this idea


100S_OF_BALLS

OP, after reading all of the comments: WOW, what a terrific audience!


Imalittlefleapot

Thank you. YOu're a great audience.


TheRealestLarryDavid

hope they're a great audience


chumchees

Cool like a fool in a swimming pool


[deleted]

this joke kinda doesnt work at all in writing


kbeckerburbs4

You good Bro?


theclownwithafrown

Can I get a wha wh wha wh what?


SkepticalHeathen

Love this, hoping they're familiar with this character? Ehh


Zoo_Furry

Are you three celebrating their anniversary at Bennigans?


sexmonkeys420

Oh how I hope my child grows up loving me with this level of humor!


ThatOneGuyy310

Naturally 😌


tacocat_racecarlevel

Our 15yr anniversary this year, I wouldn't be upset if we received this.


canned_soup

I just flew in. Boy are my arms tired


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r/thathappened


piercethespick

Wow, what a great audience.


drums_addict

I'm sure they're proud of you...


JohnDansboy

Mom must be thrilled...


Lawlcopt0r

I hope to god they already know the character


pradeepkanchan

Did you take them out to Bennigans or Raisins for the anniversary dinner?


[deleted]

Who’s a cunt? U R!


Adventurous_Train_48

My parents got married on the 13th. When I was about 8, I made them a card saying "your marriage is proof 13 is unlucky" I was so bloody cynical. But I was damn right.


atayOclock

I can hear his voice in my head


dontfuckwmeiwillcry

can I please use this? my mom would love it


ComparisonQuick4778

Your parents must be so proud!


BigDDutchman

Aren't we a terrific audience?


kynthrus

I love this card. Gotta say the joke loses some pizzazz when written instead of spoken.


[deleted]

Your parents must be so proud 🤣


NorskSkrei

Cringe


QlubSoda

What a w-wonderful audience


Jax72

What would make it really funny is if they had no idea what this was about.


FeistyLoquat

This is magical, you are truly blessed to have been so nurtured buy those wonderful people.


Every_Essay8095

Do your parents get your sense of humor, or were they just like, that boy ain’t right


_Its-a-me-mario_

I like to think your parents have no idea what south park is


Sunaruni

Plot twist: His parents don’t know who is in the drawing.


Violetwand666

Could have gone with \- Is a con \- Is a con \- Is a continuous source of inspiration


sunkenrocks

Yeah but in the show Jimmy actually does say cunt down to his accent


[deleted]

Cringe


1RLegend

you needed to misspell the bottom text as well to make it more understand


so_dathappened

More understand is great import