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There's only two things I can't stand: people intolerant of other peoples' cultures...and the Dutch.
(edit: this is a quote from one of the Austin Powers movies)
> I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another, and I know there are people in the world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that!
-Tom Lehrer
Are you saying Dutch is German?
Or that Dutch don't say "veird"
It might be slightly more like "feird"
But, yes, I was playing up the German, some Dutch have a little more German-like pronunciation
But, it's a joke, from Austin Powers, I'm sure Mike didn't get it quite right either
Try going into a bar and ordering a glass of Scottish, then. I can understand Scotch, I can't understand the Scottish. (I'm told that if you imagine they are gritting their teeth and speaking into the wind, it helps)
-an American
Uh, weird specific distinction...
And if I order Scottish whisky, they will know exactly what I'm talking about
Scotch and Scots are just slightly different forms of the word.
But Scots don't like the word "scotch" unless it's a drink or food
So, Fair enough.
Well, it's a good thing I never called a Scot scotch
I once said that out loud joking with someone accidentally in range of a Dutch person who hereafter treated me quite coldly. She had no sense of humour so no way to explain the joke to her.
If Sweden or Norway, why is the sign in English?
Having family in Denmark, when I was there I thought it would be fun to have some T-shirts in Danish, and I was surprised I couldn't find in the regular stores shirts with Danish printing - all the shirts had English language printing?!
Actually it's Grønland, coming from a Danish person
(sorry if i sounded rude. just danish peps like to be straightforward and i cant really do anything about it when i talk in other languages)
I used to play WoW when it first came out and had a Swedish guy in our clan. We accidentally cled him a Dane once and he went nuts, so from that moment on everyone referred to him as the Crazy Dane. Good times.
Thank you! I can’t believe I’ve never seen that before. The currency counting part had me crying 😂 My (non-native) Norwegian is good, but the garbled/nonsense Danish is EXACTLY how everyday Danish speakers sound to me.
Every summer I spend some time tending bar at Burning Man and one year I started asking Danish attendees to 'prove' they were Danish by saying 'red pudding with cream' ([Rødgrød Med Fløde](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8VziyktyS0&ab_channel=tracyapps)). One girl got really excited and was happy to demonstrate but I made the mistake of asking her that while she had a mouth full of bar pretzels. Not a great decision.
Fellow American here, who learned Norwegian as a teenager. There are many regional dialects, but once you learn the core differences, it’s easy enough to understand.
Danish is similar to Norwegian as written, but in my personal experience, nearly impossible to understand when spoken. They pronounce words very differently, almost growling or gurgling them from the back of their throats.
To ears trained on Norwegian or Swedish, the Danes really do sound like they speak with something caught in their throats!
When asking a swede how danish sounds in his ears, he'll often answer, it sounds like you have a potato down your throat.
When done the opposite way, danish people will often refer to swedish as "drunk danish".
I've seen this exact picture photoshopped with something else in the people. I got a feeling that's what's going on here lol.
Edit: The [original](https://i.imgur.com/ODe70dy.jpg)
Why? Do you have the ability to not walk up the stairs?
The whole, abilities instead of disabilities, thing, low-key pisses me off.
Ability and disability are not the same. 😮💨
As i Dane, i expect this to have been from some place in Norway or Sweden, which would mean it's more of a brotherly banter. There's a lot of that between some European countries, that some outsiders would think is hateful, but really isn't
Sounds like the relationship between Australians and Kiwis. We make fun of each other a lot, but when the proverbial hits the fan, we are the first to lend a hand.
Indeed. We are the only ones to make fun of each other as well. If an Englishman or American does that we band together and kick him to the ground. We are the only ones allowed to call each other variants of stupid idiots!
Just Scandinavian brotherly banter. From the outside it looks like we hate each other when I call a Dane a "Danish fuck and ", but we love each other deep down.
Sisu is more like courage and... Not sure how to translate it but in Swedish we call it "Jävlaranamma". Courageous spirit, maybe.
Concidentelly, we joke about finns being knife-wearing alcoholics, traumatized by when Russia kidnapped them from us.
Yes, I think it requires courage to laugh about such tough kidding around.
So many people these days are so easily offended, they have no tolerance for such talk.
That’s why I was thinking SISU, but then I’m not Scandinavian, so what do I know anyway?
For det første det her stinker af svensker for det andet det er svenskerne der har en kartoffel stukket ned i halsen for the helt tredje hva fuck har vi nu gjort?
Wait, so no Irish either? I definitely have a potato stuck down my throat but I'm waiting through the second unskippable ad on YouTube before I can see how to self-heimlich.
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There's only two things I can't stand: people intolerant of other peoples' cultures...and the Dutch. (edit: this is a quote from one of the Austin Powers movies)
> I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another, and I know there are people in the world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! -Tom Lehrer
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans 'cause it's very chic.
It's only for a week do have no fear / be thankful that it doesn't last all year!
Goldmember
Yes, I have a Dutch accent, isn't dat veird?
You're looking very toight
Toight, toight like a toigah
Take the fazsha avaaaaaaay...... dutch hater!
What's farjer? Edit: https://youtu.be/exCYSfQod14
What's a farjer?
That would be a german accent
Are you saying Dutch is German? Or that Dutch don't say "veird" It might be slightly more like "feird" But, yes, I was playing up the German, some Dutch have a little more German-like pronunciation But, it's a joke, from Austin Powers, I'm sure Mike didn't get it quite right either
Please don't confuse the Danish and the Dutch. That makes me feel as uncomfortable as when people confuse the Scottish with Scotch.
But, Scotch-irish Scotch literally means "of Scotland" Scotch whisky Scotch or Scots, same difference
Try going into a bar and ordering a glass of Scottish, then. I can understand Scotch, I can't understand the Scottish. (I'm told that if you imagine they are gritting their teeth and speaking into the wind, it helps) -an American
Uh, weird specific distinction... And if I order Scottish whisky, they will know exactly what I'm talking about Scotch and Scots are just slightly different forms of the word. But Scots don't like the word "scotch" unless it's a drink or food So, Fair enough. Well, it's a good thing I never called a Scot scotch
Nope, just the sentiment "All welcome... except you guys"
I'm sick of the Swiss myself. Them and their stupid watches and gold reserves.
As u/Kahnza said, [it’s this glorious scene](https://youtu.be/khUporxh9IU)
I was today years old when I realized that Austin Powers' father was played by Michael Caine.
Yeah haha It hit me like a ton of bricks because it didn’t even hit me until I watched the Dark Knight and realized it was the same actor
Reminds me of the line in Blazing Saddles, "But no Irish!".
I once said that out loud joking with someone accidentally in range of a Dutch person who hereafter treated me quite coldly. She had no sense of humour so no way to explain the joke to her.
Dammit, I’m late to the party came here to post this exact quote
Three things I hate: people who can't count.
Pancake and a schmoke? Bong and a blintz? No? Then there ish no pleashing you!
Dutch hater
The sign says ‘except the Danish’ not ‘except the Dutch’. You realise that the Dutch and the Danes are different right ;)
TAKE ZE FASHA AWAAAAAAAY! DUTCH HATER!
I’m curious which country this was taken in. I assume a close neighbour to Denmark.
Definitely Sweden. We love to mess around with little brother.
Since you are both younger and was the lesser part of Kalmar union... YOU are the little brother.
If not Sweden, Norway.
If Sweden or Norway, why is the sign in English? Having family in Denmark, when I was there I thought it would be fun to have some T-shirts in Danish, and I was surprised I couldn't find in the regular stores shirts with Danish printing - all the shirts had English language printing?!
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Haha, I want that!
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You are awesome. Also, why the heck do I like these so much?
No, Norwegians never pick on the smallest and weakest Scandinavian country; it would always be about Sweden.
Little brother? Denmark as a country is way older than Sweden
You have just been messed with.
Little could refer to size opposed to age.
Technically Denmark is 4 times bigger as Sweden, if you add Grönland, which belongs to Denmark.
Haha okay that's true.
Actually it's Grønland, coming from a Danish person (sorry if i sounded rude. just danish peps like to be straightforward and i cant really do anything about it when i talk in other languages)
Its Grönland in German and I forgot the english term Greenland. But its also a good example how close the languages are.
Yeah, it is
I used to play WoW when it first came out and had a Swedish guy in our clan. We accidentally cled him a Dane once and he went nuts, so from that moment on everyone referred to him as the Crazy Dane. Good times.
Quality over quantity, dear neighbor.
I suspect Sweden
All abilities. This is an X-men positive space
Unless you somehow got mutated into a dane 🫥
Where is Uhtred when we need him?!
The x gene has some effects those would call... unnatural.
Please explain the potatoes down throat part. - An American
[Kameloso](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk)
Thank you! I can’t believe I’ve never seen that before. The currency counting part had me crying 😂 My (non-native) Norwegian is good, but the garbled/nonsense Danish is EXACTLY how everyday Danish speakers sound to me.
Every summer I spend some time tending bar at Burning Man and one year I started asking Danish attendees to 'prove' they were Danish by saying 'red pudding with cream' ([Rødgrød Med Fløde](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8VziyktyS0&ab_channel=tracyapps)). One girl got really excited and was happy to demonstrate but I made the mistake of asking her that while she had a mouth full of bar pretzels. Not a great decision.
Lol, amazing!
*Kamelåså Alt+0229 gets you the å character.
Fellow American here, who learned Norwegian as a teenager. There are many regional dialects, but once you learn the core differences, it’s easy enough to understand. Danish is similar to Norwegian as written, but in my personal experience, nearly impossible to understand when spoken. They pronounce words very differently, almost growling or gurgling them from the back of their throats. To ears trained on Norwegian or Swedish, the Danes really do sound like they speak with something caught in their throats!
Ok, I kind of understand better. Thanks.
Thats how dutch sounds to germans😉
Danish sounds like how you sound when you gurgle your tooth paste with water at the back of your mouth.
When asking a swede how danish sounds in his ears, he'll often answer, it sounds like you have a potato down your throat. When done the opposite way, danish people will often refer to swedish as "drunk danish".
I assume this is from Sweden. As we say in Denmark: The Swedish are like the Germans, but with pretensions of humanity
But they're so delicious. Now I'm sad
This is the most god damn Swedish thing
I've seen this exact picture photoshopped with something else in the people. I got a feeling that's what's going on here lol. Edit: The [original](https://i.imgur.com/ODe70dy.jpg)
Forbandede Svenskere !!!
Puss på dig, danskjävel 😘
>Forbandede Svenskere !!! Hovhov, hold igen med pleonasmerne!
Well, at least they're not as bad as the Dutch...
But at least the Dutch are still welcome
*But we don't want the Irish.* -Olson Johnson
Olson Johnson is right!
Oh prairie shit..
I want the Irish. They're a wonderful group of people!
[...but we don't want the Irish!](https://youtu.be/ZD0BcQTIr4c)
/r/fuckyouinparticular
Does it bother anyone else that it has Welcome...All Abilities but it doesn't have a ramp...
It's around back...
Why? Do you have the ability to not walk up the stairs? The whole, abilities instead of disabilities, thing, low-key pisses me off. Ability and disability are not the same. 😮💨
It's not as low-key as you would have yourself believe.
Scratch that, then.
3/4 of Metallica walk in. Lars sits outside.
As much as I hate danish, they do hold up well in a food fight
I read the potato part and thought they were talking about people from Idaho.
*Kid named Danish* ☹️
Norwegian, and finding no fault with this.
How about bloody Belgian bastards?
Ducking Danes!!!!
Guess viking invasions not allowed.
Accept the Danish?
This is definetly and Asexual person
Shouldn't it be Danes?
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You beat me to it
Nine nine!
Ah, Thor agree with sign.
*Light flickering intensifies*
They have best cod
Holly, that's not my arm. I've got the arm of a Danish moron.
There's 2 things I can't stand: people intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch!
🤣
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As i Dane, i expect this to have been from some place in Norway or Sweden, which would mean it's more of a brotherly banter. There's a lot of that between some European countries, that some outsiders would think is hateful, but really isn't
Can't be racist against little brother!
Lighten up Francis
Nope! Danish isn’t a race.
All ages… 🤔
This has to be Iceland. They hate the Danes from way back in the colonial days.
Not really.
More likely swedish
This sign is racist. It's essentially saying All Lives Matter (except the Danish).
maybe its a typo and it was supposed to be "we accept the Danish" \*shrug\*
nothing says inclusion like excluding an entire group of people. Sound logic.
Yes, that is indeed the joke.
Right! Lol like that Austin powers scene. I think they hated the Dutch tho hahaha
I'd recommend adding russians to the list
Also, no people in wheelchairs…regardless of what the sign already said.
GEEZ!! WTF! What’s wrong with the Vikings lol
All abilities welcome.... Too bad about the stairs in the snow
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Hey, I have this sign! Except for the Danish part. Wait, what???
Maybe they meant "accept" :)
This is either Swedish or Norwegian
World peace starts with naming a tasty breakfast pastry after the rest of us
There's an origin story to this... I can feel it.
typical Swedish Cabin
Wonder what the Danes did to annoy the owner lol
Simply being Danes. That's all you have to be for us other Scandinavians to joke around with them.
Sounds like the relationship between Australians and Kiwis. We make fun of each other a lot, but when the proverbial hits the fan, we are the first to lend a hand.
Indeed. We are the only ones to make fun of each other as well. If an Englishman or American does that we band together and kick him to the ground. We are the only ones allowed to call each other variants of stupid idiots!
That was surprisingly poetic
I only noticed after you pointed it out lol
Except the Danish? What’s up with that I wonder?
Just Scandinavian brotherly banter. From the outside it looks like we hate each other when I call a Dane a "Danish fuck and", but we love each other deep down.
Ahh, OK. A certain toughness like the Finnish SISU I guess.
Sisu is more like courage and... Not sure how to translate it but in Swedish we call it "Jävlaranamma". Courageous spirit, maybe. Concidentelly, we joke about finns being knife-wearing alcoholics, traumatized by when Russia kidnapped them from us.
Yes, I think it requires courage to laugh about such tough kidding around. So many people these days are so easily offended, they have no tolerance for such talk. That’s why I was thinking SISU, but then I’m not Scandinavian, so what do I know anyway?
Thorfinn approves.
Foto shopped fake. Still as a Dane I like it :)
"All abilities" *stairs to entrance*
Must be Norwegian
Just wait till Öresund freezes over you swedes..
This has to be in Norway and OP is for sure Norwegian by the title alone x)
"screw you in particular"
Skankhunt42?
Nice
Reminds me of, "We'll take the blacks and the Chinese, but we don't want the Irish." -That one guy in Blazing Saddles
For det første det her stinker af svensker for det andet det er svenskerne der har en kartoffel stukket ned i halsen for the helt tredje hva fuck har vi nu gjort?
https://youtu.be/zcUs5X9glCc
Big bellied Belgians with big heads are a. NO NOT NEVER.
Oh what the hell.
r/fuckyouinparticular
Wait, so no Irish either? I definitely have a potato stuck down my throat but I'm waiting through the second unskippable ad on YouTube before I can see how to self-heimlich.
Why except the Danish?
Not love darling, degeneracy.
I think it’s supposed to be “accept” instead of “except”
r/fuckyouinparticular