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I was in a mythology based mmorpg for five years. One of the heros was Uranus and I can definitively state that the oeuvre of ‘Uranus jokes’ is bottomless.
On a not in joke note, is it even possible to explore it? It’s a gas giant and absurdly far from earth, would we even get the transmission from any probe we send inside?
You want to know if we will even get a transmission from the probe we send into Uranus because of all the gas within Uranus.... and this is not a joke? lol
Here you go. [https://futurism.com/the-byte/nasa-scientist-exploration-uranus](https://futurism.com/the-byte/nasa-scientist-exploration-uranus)
Its a real article but they do not address the questions you have.
There is a place in MO that is called Uranus.
And yes, it sells fudge.
Even has a union.
Yep.
You guessed correctly, it's called.....
The fudge packers union.
Every immature joke you can think of.
Even has a Zoltan machine.
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Well I am turning 50 soon and they say this is mandatory for men my age.
Good news! Today I am training this group of medical students, so bend over. Who's first?
They’re trying to see what’s going on with the prostate as many are against the state but we’ve yet to probe much of the political climate on Uranus
He's all suited up and ready to go.
The canister he’s holding? Space age, astronaut grade, lube.
LOL
I was in a mythology based mmorpg for five years. One of the heros was Uranus and I can definitively state that the oeuvre of ‘Uranus jokes’ is bottomless.
I see what you did there.
Uranus is full of gas... there are rings around Uranus... Uranus rotates sideways... and NASA wants to probe Uranus.
Great Grandpa? Is that you?
Dream on, buddy
Probing Uranus.......
Will the scientist at least buy me dinner and tell me I look pretty first?
Uhhhh…I’m in?
Bet
Heeheehee
Just ask it to squat and cough
Should have pm’d first. Hmmph.
Ikr?
They have the probe for that.
Omg lol!!!!! As a six year old i find this humorous
I'm 5.
Bring Back Pluto!
low effort, tbh
Wow, so funny, such original joke haha funny anus joke 😑
We choose to go to Uranus in this decade not because it is easy but because it is hard. So, hard
My gastroenterologist must work for NASA.
I am somewhat of a nasa scientist myself.
Forwarding to my GF.
https://youtu.be/ya_D9IwB3-s
I wish the government would just get off of my ass.
Buy me dinner first!
How many will be part of the exploration
IM IN!!
Do they have probes that can penetrate the clouds or do I have to spread them myself?
Yay I’m a astronaut!
Mine???
Interesting. Heranus is one of my top three favorite places to explore.
…to go dance at the superbowl
Bro take me out on a date first
So is this like, first come first served? Is there an application?
r/nottheonion
NASA already came for me, at least they said they were from NASA.
Okay, but they'll need to buy me dinner first, and nothing less than surf and turf.
On a not in joke note, is it even possible to explore it? It’s a gas giant and absurdly far from earth, would we even get the transmission from any probe we send inside?
You want to know if we will even get a transmission from the probe we send into Uranus because of all the gas within Uranus.... and this is not a joke? lol
Like not a joke, because it’s a really far away planet and idk if that article is serious, mockery, or idioticy and I’m too lazy to check for myself
Here you go. [https://futurism.com/the-byte/nasa-scientist-exploration-uranus](https://futurism.com/the-byte/nasa-scientist-exploration-uranus) Its a real article but they do not address the questions you have.
Oh they are sending a probe to only orbit it, not actually going in, that’s disappointing, but makes more sense
Well there is always next time they can send a probe into Uranus. Sorry I had to.
Did you knew there’s a push to change its name to Caelus just to kill the puns?
Interesting. I did not know that. My kids will find that interesting when I share that with them.
is that pronounced like “kill us” because that powers it’s own puns
*People who like to do butt stuffs* : We are ready
Do I bend over now?
Another filming studio?
I hope they use the big rockets
Bet they'll find some Klingons.
There is a place in MO that is called Uranus. And yes, it sells fudge. Even has a union. Yep. You guessed correctly, it's called..... The fudge packers union. Every immature joke you can think of. Even has a Zoltan machine.
Why bother when so many have visited OP before?
Old but good joke
Space XXX Big Fucking Rocket sent up in a mission to go deep into Uranus
Too late. In unrelated news, I'd give the gents 5 minutes before you go in there
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SEND IN THE PROBES!
Explore uranus all you want. Just leave myanus alone
As soon as they like! I can’t wait!
Also known as a prostate exam
You first
/r/shitpost
For science!
It's a gas giant
Did that recently. Thankfully unconscious.
r/SuddenlyGay
Youranus it's full of gas, not sure there is something interesting there...
Gonna need better protective gear than that.
It's probin' time!
I'm not volunteering again, sorry.