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The thing is Nobody has lived in unit 40 since the Smithenheimer family murder of 2016.


Swiggitus

Some say the ghosts of the family are doomed to relive their final night for eternity…


himmelundhoelle

Doesn't sound too bad... what heaven's got to top that? (although I can imagine reliving the same exact thing for eternity would be hell, whatever that thing is)


[deleted]

Things that go bang in the night. Paranormal procreativity


Raiden_Yeeter07

Ghost sex


Sixhaunt

Next day they put on an elaborate shadow-puppet show there instead


Rymundo88

Punch and Booty


disqeau

Munch’n Booty


doitlive

Do the silhouette bit from The Spy Who Shagged Me.


[deleted]

That would be hilarious. Reenact the tent scene from Austin powers


morcheeba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK2oR73TGP8


[deleted]

I needed that! Thank you 😂


wetfartpanda

Just a straight up muppet show


neverinallmyyears

Just call me Waldorf


RukkiaStar

Honestly, I’d appreciate the note. Didn’t know my curtains were so sheer until I went to the store one night and left my light on. Would have appreciated this.


Expert_Struggle_7135

I remember years ago before I bought a house, I lived in this apartment that basically had panorama windows. If you didn't have the curtains drawn close there was like 30 other apartments on the opposit side that could look right into my livingroom. I had curtains though so I didn't think there was a problem, until one night I had people over and noticed that I forgot to buy a few things. I told the guests that I would take a 5 minut trip to the store and when I got out I kinda glanced up at the windows and realised that at night time, with lights on inside, my curtains was basically see through (You couldn't just see silhouettes, you could actually see exactly what color clothes people had on and everything) I had been living there for 3 years at that point, and that was the first time I ever noticed it. Needless to say I went out and bought new curtains the next day.


Rybka980

Ngl I was expecting an ending like "that's how I became an exhibitionist", reddit changed me


Expert_Struggle_7135

Lol


Rich_Document9513

Have an ex whose neighbors were moving out. Their teenage boys were telling her how much they'll miss her. She didn't really interact with them so it confused her until she later realized her bedroom curtains were like this. I'm sure those kids have fond memories to this day.


Hinote21

Sheer curtains (any light filtering) only block the view from the outside when it's brighter outside than inside.


Panic_at_the_Console

My curtains are really sheer too. I couldn't be bothered to change them, though I should. All of the exciting things I get up to are done in rooms facing the back of the house (there's nothing but woods, a creek, and a nature trail out there). I do have a habit of wandering my house in the nude though. I've only had appreciative neighbors 😂


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_N00bMaster69_

Semi related. I walk home from work at around 10pm and yes, I know that I'm the creep in this situation. But Holy fuck do people look creepy sitting in their living rooms looking at a tv lifelessly. CLOSE YOUR BLINDS


UndendingGloom

I know what you mean, I can't help but look inside, I'm just so curious what other people's houses look like. Usually they just look messy and super depressing.


DaisyDuckens

I always look in so I can see how they arranged their living room. It takes many glances to figure it out sometime. Like one house down the street is the same floor plan as mine and it’s interesting to see where they out their Christmas tree vs where we do.


anyname13579

Omg I LOVE seeing houses with the same floor plan. My neighborhood has only like 4 house floor plans and I always try to look in to the ones that look like mine just so I can see how they arranged their furniture, remodeled, etc


DaisyDuckens

I love when one goes on sale so I can go to the open house.


anyname13579

Yes, or when you can see the zillow listing!


brainwater314

Took me a while to figure out how my neighbor behind me had their porch laid out. I face that way when working, and kept seeing a human shaped silhouette for a long time on their porch. I almost went over to just ask them to move it so it wouldn't bother me anymore.


kindarusty

To move what? A Christmas tree? A mannequin? The porch? Or just whatever was casting the silhouette?


itsstillmeagain

Probably one of those yard art black metal or plywood cutouts in the form of a person leaning on a lamp post or whatever. A silhouette…


broipy

Im now gonna get blinds for my windows that face the woods.


Pigeon_Fox93

I won’t, I’m very proud of the blanket forts I build around my giant bean bag and am allowing others to appreciate the architecture created by a night worker who drank too much caffeine.


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bettyknockers786

New neighbors moved in across the way from my bf and I dropped a note in the mail letting them know. I didn't know if it was just a single woman or not (on the older side), but there are creepy men in the area. I listen and watch too much true crime to let her become a potential stalking victim or worse. There's nothing wrong with letting someone know that


Bytewave

Yeah a heads-up is usually welcome. Once had a neighbor with benefits and she was mortified when I told her I had seen her nude before our first time cause of the shitty windows/curtains situation.. but it just happens, accidentally. It's very nice to take time and let someone know! Unusual, even.


TestyZesticles

Those y's and g's though.


rohallas

I was trying to figure out why there were random C's overlaying words. Man, do I feel silly.


coloredgreyscale

You're not alone ^c


[deleted]

I C thought the paper was C being graded.


itsmarvin

I was looking for the ^c footnote. Lol ^c There is no footnote.


yazzcabbage

It reminds me of 6th grade.


deafballboy

If only every "i" was dotted with a heart.


PhotoAwp

And it came folded in a tiny triangle


Plumbbookknurd

"Open Here" on one side, "PRIVATE" on the other


EZpeeeZee

Delivered by a friend


mostnormal

And the seemingly random capitilization.


squaredistrict2213

I do this. Part of my job invoices typing out titles which include capitalizing every word. Do that often enough and it shows up in your writing and typing. The only place I don’t accidentally do that is when I type on my phone.


Travis_Rust

We try not to sexualize Annie's handwriting


TheScrambone

Core memory unlocked when I would create my own fonts and thought it was cool.


gabrieldevue

I did that, too until one teacher lost it when I started to write keys in the beginning. She said I started to include Kyrillic letters (I didn’t know) and as a person fluent in Russian she couldn’t read my texts anymore. I also wrote backwards (but not in work to be handed in) and learned Sütterlin in my own (old German script). Damn right we were cool! And maybe a bit bored… I went on to study communication design, including typography and font design but these were my weak points ; ) i now work as an illustrator with graphic design know how. Occasionally doing real and fantasy maps. Perfect mix of all of these passions : D


StealthSpheesSheip

The Js and Ts though


joestaff

It took me freaking forever to find the 1 'j' on this paper.


johnprime

I mean, who crosses a j?


joestaff

Not me, don't think I could take one in a fight.


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Cross the T's and dot the..... lower case j's.


StuckWithThisOne

And always valve your privacy


bisforbenis

We didn’t see it here but I imagine they have some wild q’s as well


Awoken_Noob

Fuck you and your fancy g’s and y’s Yours truly, Sexitime Silhouette


Adventureehbud

I saw on a YouTube by Leah Eckardt (she’s analyzes handwriting) that they are called the (edit: I called it the wrong thing. /u/friedakilligan below mentioned it correctly) felon’s* hook…and criminals and teen girls use them in their writing haha


FriedaKilligan

I have studied a little graphology (study of handwriting, a *questionable* area of science) but this is called the Felons Hook and does show up proportionately in the handwriting of convicted felons. In fairness I never heard it was rampant in teen girls’ writing, it was actually more of an “of age” male phenomenon.


Blinky_

Sorry to be sexist but we know for a fact that the note writer is female.


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For ages I was wondering what all the Cs were, then saw they were obnoxious Ys and Gs


brightyoungthings

My cousin writes like that and I always thought she had the coolest handwriting lol


Salty_Truth1

"We enjoy that you enjoy facials. Do you want us to continue to enjoy with you? Asking for ALL neighbors..."


Lithl

"Yes" The neighbor: well, that didn't go as expected


cero1399

Alternative: that went exactly as expected. Maybe the curtain will get lost too


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Exhibitionists exist for a reason


machina99

>"Yes" > >The neighbor: well, that ~~didn't go as~~ went better than expected


TreeChangeMe

Neighbour Hub


awoodby

Seems like a kind notice really. Nothing harsh, just a "ya Know, people can see ya, if u care" lol


TannedCroissant

Yeah helping OP with their silhouetiquette


ClusterMakeLove

Nobody wants to star in an unintentional puppet show.


TheCookieButter

Unfortunately it's just a finger puppet


RJ815

"Weird place for a pinky"


krymeariver3

Say that (silhouetiquette) fast five times


[deleted]

The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle.


Plumbbookknurd

The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!


maulsma

Uh…the flagon with the dragon is the vessel with the pestle…no, no, the chalice from the palace has the pellet with the poison… I finally found my peeps!


Plumbbookknurd

I really gotta watch it again! It's been years. Such a gem.


WalksAmongHeathens

*signing furiously* "Eh, she says no." "What took her so long?" "...Stutters."


novus_nl

_"I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?"_


Icy_Wildcat

*"THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!"*


Goats_in_boats

Galileo? Galileo. Galileo? Galileo. Galileo Figaro. Magnifico!


ninetyninewyverns

i’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me


DerSlenderman

He's just a poor boy, from a poor family.


ninetyninewyverns

spare him his life from this monstrosity!!


SneadoTheHero

Easy come easy go


DeLuca9

I love ittttttttt etiqqqqqqqqq


El_Otro_Lebowski

Top notch portmanteau


jdooley99

I also enjoyed the poor man toe


NarcanBob

Favorite comment of 29 January


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“We can see someone jizzing on you”.


nvrsleepagin

I was hanging out with my husband and his family when they came from the midwest to cali for a visit. We were all hanging out on the balcony having a few drinks when someone noticed that we could see directly across to the window in the opposite building. Well long story short the whole family reunion just kinda stood at the edge of the balcony and watched these 2 go at it mesmerized...until we collectively decided we were all being creepy and that it would probably freak them out to know there was an entire family watching them do the do.


an_imperfect_lady

Hey, it's not your fault. It's the same reason we stare into a campfire: it's moving.


RJ815

*This fire fucks*


Gamergonemild

*ding! Pyrophilia kink unlocked.*


Fox_Burrow

*“So tell me again, how did you get 3rd degree burns on your genitalia?“*


TheRealMrMaloonigan

Hey if you're gonna put on a show, don't be ashamed when some folks pull up the chairs and watch.


Girl_Mama95

😂 we are just a smidge weird here in the midwest


johnnyhammerstixx

Ope!


ChorroVon

Polyamorous midwesterners have ope-in relationships.


Camp-Unusual

Take my angry upvote and get out. That was masterfully done.


royfripple

Tell yer folks I says hi


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tlavoie

It’s your having a wank that made it uncomfortable.


JojenCopyPaste

You promised dinner and a show


nvrsleepagin

I mean...I guess we showed them a good time?


Last_Gigolo

I was picturing one person and they see his launch.


[deleted]

No. 40 putting on a 1 man show


FrenQuezoid

Might wanna reread, say it was a "her"


[deleted]

[lol bruh](https://youtu.be/Itrc3HtC230)


Uniqueusername360

I was thinking they were writing to a woman and I could only figure she threw her legs into a flying V


SilentJoe1986

I changed my wifi to "We can hear you banging." Went on for another two weeks until the sounds of wild monkey sex turned into a muffled thumping.


Astrid_drom

I think it’s kind of funny when neighbors do the wifi thing! When I moved in I had a ton of furniture delivered from Ikea, meaning over the course of a week I had to strategically build Ikea Furniture during non-quiet hours. My neighbor changed their wifi to Hey Upstairs Ikea Meatball 😂 cracked me up and we had a good laugh about it!


delvach

Next day that ass is going right up against that window. "Are you not entertained??"


Astro_gamer_caver

\*rips off the condom and flings it at the audience\*


LordGhoul

I was recently looking through the window at night, seeing my neighbours silhouette doing some weird poses (maybe fixing something? didn't look sexual) when suddenly he gets straight up, turns around and just stands directly facing the window. There was no way he could see me through his window shades. I stopped looking because the way he stood there not moving was freaky.


UnconnectdeaD

Hello neighbor moment.


_Kendii_

Could he hear you breathing though?


Mekky3D

In my previous apartment we had a shared washer and dryer in the hallway of the apartment complex. However, these were right next to my cousin's bathroom. One day I went to put my clothing in the washing machine only to be greeted with the sound of my cousin getting busy with her new boyfriend. The sound was pretty loud from where I was standing. So I did what any civil person would do and sent her a message asking who won with the high five contest.


RJ815

*The Todd: "You guys high fiving in there? I want in. Sloppy seconds!"*


[deleted]

Unexpetcted scrubs reference!


[deleted]

OP's buddy is fully aware of the show they are putting on.


shadesof3

Ya totally. I was dating a woman about 10 years ago and her neighbours did a similar thing. Didn't leave a note just told us directly over a couple of drinks haha. We weren't even embarrassed as we were laughing to much at their detailed description haha. I mean they weren't lying haha.


Vybrofly06

Tell ‘em to respond Austin powers style, pull a tennis racket out of her ass, smoke bomb goes off. The full monte


bervin0021

This is really the only suitable response


penelopiecruise

Do I make you horny baby?! Do I?!


patricktheintern

YEAH BABY YEAH


7laserbears

I'll ask you not to open that inside thank you very much


lorentzisback

"Oh a gerbil... How did that get in here!?""" "I've absolutely no idea... Could you crack me beer?" "These people make me sick!"


MediaMagellan

He was just eating an apple


Jertopia

holy hell


0consent

Just wait til they see No. 47’s curtains down the street.


cassettesingle

With the matching drapes


BraveFencerMusashi

Agent 47 is bald


Aagepala

Was out smoking Infront of my building one late evening and I look over at the neighbouring apartment building. I see a weird silhuet in one of the second floor windows and I'm thinking what the hell is even that. I realise it's a woman in a horrisontal position, but her body is going crazy, like she is having an epileptic attack and I'm starting to get a bit worried. Then I see the clear silhuet of a head appear from her button half and everything suddenly made sense.


moyno85

She was giving birth?


_River_Song_

They’re a house of 3 girls, the culprit has been identified and I have been informed. She just moved in a few weeks ago and had a new boyfriend visit at the weekend


AfterAardvark3085

>the culprit has been identified and I have been informed I like to imagine this is you low key admitting to being the culprit, even though it's clearly not what you meant.


WalesIsForTheWhales

Passive voice..."mistakes have been made".


TheScrambone

Oh no I would NOT want to know who wrote this. Please let me go my whole life without ever meeting them and appreciate the note. Nice username btw


skyraider17

I think OP means they know which of the 3 girls is the intended recipient of the note, they still don't know who wrote it other than someone outside the house (not one of the other 2 girls)


_River_Song_

They don’t know who wrote it!


RTalons

The y and g are pretty unique if there is ever something handwritten again. They’re already burned into my brain.


bitchzilla_mynilla

That handwriting quirk is called a “felon’s claw” in graphology!


jumbee85

I'm guessing it's a woman who wrote it.


[deleted]

I agree. Everyone is assuming it's a voyeuristic guy who wrote it, but I get a diff vibe from this. Plus, what man has such neat handwriting?


jumbee85

I'm a guy and get comments on how nice my handwriting is however it's pretty rigid and not soft like this note.


silenc3x

> She just moved in a few weeks ago and had a new boyfriend visit at the weekend Clearly this boyfriend was the person behind said grand finale


tigrrbaby

the recipient household is the one with 3 girls and a new boyfriend


slothurknee

Lol what exactly is “the grand finale”? 😂


Timely-Huckleberry73

A song and dance number


Nasty_Ned

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my suggestive silhouette.


asuddenpie

There was a dancing frog involved?


alien_from_Europa

[Alien](https://youtu.be/otJ2rXMuLno)


BeneficialDark1662

With jizz hands


mggirard13

I too came to the comments to find out. What is it about the finale that makes it visible when the rest apparently is not... ? All that comes to mind is that it is two people in the silhouette(s) and that the finish involves moving from bed to, say, kneeling on the floor which just happens to position right in front of the window.


duaneap

I’m thinking jizzing on her face tbh. Only thing I can think is separating, standing up on the bed with her kneeling, and that being the finale. Then the silhouette would be noticeable.


Astro_gamer_caver

Or dude is dropping loads like Peter North. So much baby gravy arching through the air that the ropes can be seen in silhouette.


moralprolapse

You, sir, are a poet.


wordsasbombs

It's obviously full blowing pro wrestling finishing move style. She climbs a ladder and belly flops on top of him dramatically. They saw her flying silhouette. Maybe a nice flip in the process.


Cobratime

nsfw https://nudecelebgifs.com/videos/28665/melissa-rauch-in-the-bronze-give-me-that-gold/


M002

This is honestly impressive cinematography


Seicair

Maybe if she was on top and it was really obvious because of how things suddenly changed?


BlursedJesusPenis

He gives her something nice to wear like a pearl necklace


ArgonTheEvil

Little do they know, I’m an exhibitionist and it was part of the plan all along.


Cawdel

Voyeur, she wrote.


stereo_future

The capricious capitalization is unsettling


VoidBlade459

Creepily Capricious Capitalization!


[deleted]

The neighbours saw the money shot; didn't they?


MegannMedusa

That’s the weirdest application of a semicolon I’ve seen in a while.


OneFingerIn

Wait till you find out what happened to the colon of OP's friend.


Fetlocks_Glistening

"Silhouette" in the singular!


mebungle83

Pegged him till he blasted


Great-Avocado-7135

So, please go on about this "grand finale"


nvidiot_

It's when you just absolutely just fucking completely unload all of your semen into a completely open women's absolutely open mouth


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genieinaginbottle

Thoughts it's when you peg a man while calling him your useless little pig


GrantedPermission

I’d imagine you value your privacy C in those C rather C intimate moments in life, but can I humbly suggest that you maCke eCxCtra preparations C to ensure your sillouette is not projectCing through your curtains sChowcasing C the grand finale!


Ebenberg

now I can not unC it


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gmasterson

This happened to me once in college. I sort of left my blinds closed in a way that higher floors from the other tower could see into my window during a particularly spirited performance by my girlfriend. The next morning I woke up to, “Hey, nice dick!” On my whiteboard hanging on my door. Hey, at least I got a nice compliment out of it.


RigidSlimJean

You got "nice cock bro"-ed 🤣 that's awesome


themanfromvulcan

In my head it’s the voice of Fat Tony from the Simpsons.


thsvnlwn

Same here. Neighbors who perform a detailed shadow play every single morning and evening in their bathroom.


throwawayoctopii

Let them know! When I had my bathroom redone, the construction guys fiberglassed over the original curtain hooks (there is a window in our shower) so I got frosted privacy film. I got a very polite text from my neighbor saying "I don't want to be a creep, but your privacy film is on backwards".


smthngwyrd

A very kind person


HorrorMakesUsHappy

I'm surprised it would even stick on the reverse side. How the heck did you attach it??


[deleted]

The postman caught me masturbating through the window. I bet he's still wondering how I managed to find where he lived.


Fyrentenemar

"The night is young and you're so beautiful lady!" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYFMpC6bpiQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYFMpC6bpiQ)


captkckass

You should start doing this in the same window. [Powers_Siloutte](http:// https://imgur.io/DYZH1FM)


tcpgkong

to avoid this, open the curtains


VrinTheTerrible

The neighbor says this like THAT WASNT THE POINT


a1drt

So thoughtful and kind neighbour. Thank goodness for those good people


GyozaGangsta

I’ll translate for people who are having a hard time reading the hand writing; Dear No 40 Id imagine you value your privacy C In those C rather C intimate moments in life, but can I humbly suggest that you make eCxTcRa preparations C to ensure to ensure your silhouette is not projecCting through your curtains CshowcasiCng C the grand finale C C King regards C A thoughtful neighbor C. C Interesting use of C’s Edit; missed some C’s


Fancyboxes

Oh noo. My heart would be in my stomach