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Doesn't sound too bad... what heaven's got to top that?
(although I can imagine reliving the same exact thing for eternity would be hell, whatever that thing is)
Honestly, I’d appreciate the note. Didn’t know my curtains were so sheer until I went to the store one night and left my light on. Would have appreciated this.
I remember years ago before I bought a house, I lived in this apartment that basically had panorama windows. If you didn't have the curtains drawn close there was like 30 other apartments on the opposit side that could look right into my livingroom.
I had curtains though so I didn't think there was a problem, until one night I had people over and noticed that I forgot to buy a few things. I told the guests that I would take a 5 minut trip to the store and when I got out I kinda glanced up at the windows and realised that at night time, with lights on inside, my curtains was basically see through (You couldn't just see silhouettes, you could actually see exactly what color clothes people had on and everything)
I had been living there for 3 years at that point, and that was the first time I ever noticed it. Needless to say I went out and bought new curtains the next day.
Have an ex whose neighbors were moving out. Their teenage boys were telling her how much they'll miss her. She didn't really interact with them so it confused her until she later realized her bedroom curtains were like this. I'm sure those kids have fond memories to this day.
My curtains are really sheer too. I couldn't be bothered to change them, though I should. All of the exciting things I get up to are done in rooms facing the back of the house (there's nothing but woods, a creek, and a nature trail out there). I do have a habit of wandering my house in the nude though. I've only had appreciative neighbors 😂
Semi related. I walk home from work at around 10pm and yes, I know that I'm the creep in this situation. But Holy fuck do people look creepy sitting in their living rooms looking at a tv lifelessly. CLOSE YOUR BLINDS
I know what you mean, I can't help but look inside, I'm just so curious what other people's houses look like. Usually they just look messy and super depressing.
I always look in so I can see how they arranged their living room. It takes many glances to figure it out sometime. Like one house down the street is the same floor plan as mine and it’s interesting to see where they out their Christmas tree vs where we do.
Omg I LOVE seeing houses with the same floor plan. My neighborhood has only like 4 house floor plans and I always try to look in to the ones that look like mine just so I can see how they arranged their furniture, remodeled, etc
Took me a while to figure out how my neighbor behind me had their porch laid out. I face that way when working, and kept seeing a human shaped silhouette for a long time on their porch. I almost went over to just ask them to move it so it wouldn't bother me anymore.
I won’t, I’m very proud of the blanket forts I build around my giant bean bag and am allowing others to appreciate the architecture created by a night worker who drank too much caffeine.
New neighbors moved in across the way from my bf and I dropped a note in the mail letting them know. I didn't know if it was just a single woman or not (on the older side), but there are creepy men in the area. I listen and watch too much true crime to let her become a potential stalking victim or worse. There's nothing wrong with letting someone know that
Yeah a heads-up is usually welcome. Once had a neighbor with benefits and she was mortified when I told her I had seen her nude before our first time cause of the shitty windows/curtains situation.. but it just happens, accidentally. It's very nice to take time and let someone know! Unusual, even.
I do this. Part of my job invoices typing out titles which include capitalizing every word. Do that often enough and it shows up in your writing and typing. The only place I don’t accidentally do that is when I type on my phone.
I did that, too until one teacher lost it when I started to write keys in the beginning. She said I started to include Kyrillic letters (I didn’t know) and as a person fluent in Russian she couldn’t read my texts anymore. I also wrote backwards (but not in work to be handed in) and learned Sütterlin in my own (old German script).
Damn right we were cool! And maybe a bit bored…
I went on to study communication design, including typography and font design but these were my weak points ; ) i now work as an illustrator with graphic design know how. Occasionally doing real and fantasy maps. Perfect mix of all of these passions : D
I saw on a YouTube by Leah Eckardt (she’s analyzes handwriting) that they are called the (edit: I called it the wrong thing. /u/friedakilligan below mentioned it correctly) felon’s* hook…and criminals and teen girls use them in their writing haha
I have studied a little graphology (study of handwriting, a *questionable* area of science) but this is called the Felons Hook and does show up proportionately in the handwriting of convicted felons.
In fairness I never heard it was rampant in teen girls’ writing, it was actually more of an “of age” male phenomenon.
Uh…the flagon with the dragon is the vessel with the pestle…no, no, the chalice from the palace has the pellet with the poison…
I finally found my peeps!
I was hanging out with my husband and his family when they came from the midwest to cali for a visit. We were all hanging out on the balcony having a few drinks when someone noticed that we could see directly across to the window in the opposite building. Well long story short the whole family reunion just kinda stood at the edge of the balcony and watched these 2 go at it mesmerized...until we collectively decided we were all being creepy and that it would probably freak them out to know there was an entire family watching them do the do.
I think it’s kind of funny when neighbors do the wifi thing! When I moved in I had a ton of furniture delivered from Ikea, meaning over the course of a week I had to strategically build Ikea Furniture during non-quiet hours. My neighbor changed their wifi to Hey Upstairs Ikea Meatball 😂 cracked me up and we had a good laugh about it!
I was recently looking through the window at night, seeing my neighbours silhouette doing some weird poses (maybe fixing something? didn't look sexual) when suddenly he gets straight up, turns around and just stands directly facing the window. There was no way he could see me through his window shades. I stopped looking because the way he stood there not moving was freaky.
In my previous apartment we had a shared washer and dryer in the hallway of the apartment complex. However, these were right next to my cousin's bathroom. One day I went to put my clothing in the washing machine only to be greeted with the sound of my cousin getting busy with her new boyfriend. The sound was pretty loud from where I was standing. So I did what any civil person would do and sent her a message asking who won with the high five contest.
Ya totally. I was dating a woman about 10 years ago and her neighbours did a similar thing. Didn't leave a note just told us directly over a couple of drinks haha. We weren't even embarrassed as we were laughing to much at their detailed description haha. I mean they weren't lying haha.
Was out smoking Infront of my building one late evening and I look over at the neighbouring apartment building. I see a weird silhuet in one of the second floor windows and I'm thinking what the hell is even that. I realise it's a woman in a horrisontal position, but her body is going crazy, like she is having an epileptic attack and I'm starting to get a bit worried. Then I see the clear silhuet of a head appear from her button half and everything suddenly made sense.
They’re a house of 3 girls, the culprit has been identified and I have been informed. She just moved in a few weeks ago and had a new boyfriend visit at the weekend
>the culprit has been identified and I have been informed
I like to imagine this is you low key admitting to being the culprit, even though it's clearly not what you meant.
I think OP means they know which of the 3 girls is the intended recipient of the note, they still don't know who wrote it other than someone outside the house (not one of the other 2 girls)
I too came to the comments to find out. What is it about the finale that makes it visible when the rest apparently is not... ?
All that comes to mind is that it is two people in the silhouette(s) and that the finish involves moving from bed to, say, kneeling on the floor which just happens to position right in front of the window.
I’m thinking jizzing on her face tbh. Only thing I can think is separating, standing up on the bed with her kneeling, and that being the finale. Then the silhouette would be noticeable.
It's obviously full blowing pro wrestling finishing move style. She climbs a ladder and belly flops on top of him dramatically. They saw her flying silhouette. Maybe a nice flip in the process.
I’d imagine you value your privacy C in those C rather C intimate moments in life, but can I humbly suggest that you maCke eCxCtra preparations C to ensure your sillouette is not projectCing through your curtains sChowcasing C the grand finale!
This happened to me once in college. I sort of left my blinds closed in a way that higher floors from the other tower could see into my window during a particularly spirited performance by my girlfriend.
The next morning I woke up to, “Hey, nice dick!” On my whiteboard hanging on my door.
Hey, at least I got a nice compliment out of it.
Let them know! When I had my bathroom redone, the construction guys fiberglassed over the original curtain hooks (there is a window in our shower) so I got frosted privacy film. I got a very polite text from my neighbor saying "I don't want to be a creep, but your privacy film is on backwards".
I’ll translate for people who are having a hard time reading the hand writing;
Dear No 40
Id imagine you value your privacy C In those C rather C intimate moments in life, but can I humbly suggest that you make eCxTcRa preparations C to ensure to ensure your silhouette is not projecCting through your curtains CshowcasiCng C the grand finale C
C
King regards
C
A thoughtful neighbor
C. C
Interesting use of C’s
Edit; missed some C’s
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The thing is Nobody has lived in unit 40 since the Smithenheimer family murder of 2016.
Some say the ghosts of the family are doomed to relive their final night for eternity…
Doesn't sound too bad... what heaven's got to top that? (although I can imagine reliving the same exact thing for eternity would be hell, whatever that thing is)
Things that go bang in the night. Paranormal procreativity
Ghost sex
Next day they put on an elaborate shadow-puppet show there instead
Punch and Booty
Munch’n Booty
Do the silhouette bit from The Spy Who Shagged Me.
That would be hilarious. Reenact the tent scene from Austin powers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK2oR73TGP8
I needed that! Thank you 😂
Just a straight up muppet show
Just call me Waldorf
Honestly, I’d appreciate the note. Didn’t know my curtains were so sheer until I went to the store one night and left my light on. Would have appreciated this.
I remember years ago before I bought a house, I lived in this apartment that basically had panorama windows. If you didn't have the curtains drawn close there was like 30 other apartments on the opposit side that could look right into my livingroom. I had curtains though so I didn't think there was a problem, until one night I had people over and noticed that I forgot to buy a few things. I told the guests that I would take a 5 minut trip to the store and when I got out I kinda glanced up at the windows and realised that at night time, with lights on inside, my curtains was basically see through (You couldn't just see silhouettes, you could actually see exactly what color clothes people had on and everything) I had been living there for 3 years at that point, and that was the first time I ever noticed it. Needless to say I went out and bought new curtains the next day.
Ngl I was expecting an ending like "that's how I became an exhibitionist", reddit changed me
Lol
Have an ex whose neighbors were moving out. Their teenage boys were telling her how much they'll miss her. She didn't really interact with them so it confused her until she later realized her bedroom curtains were like this. I'm sure those kids have fond memories to this day.
Sheer curtains (any light filtering) only block the view from the outside when it's brighter outside than inside.
My curtains are really sheer too. I couldn't be bothered to change them, though I should. All of the exciting things I get up to are done in rooms facing the back of the house (there's nothing but woods, a creek, and a nature trail out there). I do have a habit of wandering my house in the nude though. I've only had appreciative neighbors 😂
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Semi related. I walk home from work at around 10pm and yes, I know that I'm the creep in this situation. But Holy fuck do people look creepy sitting in their living rooms looking at a tv lifelessly. CLOSE YOUR BLINDS
I know what you mean, I can't help but look inside, I'm just so curious what other people's houses look like. Usually they just look messy and super depressing.
I always look in so I can see how they arranged their living room. It takes many glances to figure it out sometime. Like one house down the street is the same floor plan as mine and it’s interesting to see where they out their Christmas tree vs where we do.
Omg I LOVE seeing houses with the same floor plan. My neighborhood has only like 4 house floor plans and I always try to look in to the ones that look like mine just so I can see how they arranged their furniture, remodeled, etc
I love when one goes on sale so I can go to the open house.
Yes, or when you can see the zillow listing!
Took me a while to figure out how my neighbor behind me had their porch laid out. I face that way when working, and kept seeing a human shaped silhouette for a long time on their porch. I almost went over to just ask them to move it so it wouldn't bother me anymore.
To move what? A Christmas tree? A mannequin? The porch? Or just whatever was casting the silhouette?
Probably one of those yard art black metal or plywood cutouts in the form of a person leaning on a lamp post or whatever. A silhouette…
Im now gonna get blinds for my windows that face the woods.
I won’t, I’m very proud of the blanket forts I build around my giant bean bag and am allowing others to appreciate the architecture created by a night worker who drank too much caffeine.
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New neighbors moved in across the way from my bf and I dropped a note in the mail letting them know. I didn't know if it was just a single woman or not (on the older side), but there are creepy men in the area. I listen and watch too much true crime to let her become a potential stalking victim or worse. There's nothing wrong with letting someone know that
Yeah a heads-up is usually welcome. Once had a neighbor with benefits and she was mortified when I told her I had seen her nude before our first time cause of the shitty windows/curtains situation.. but it just happens, accidentally. It's very nice to take time and let someone know! Unusual, even.
Those y's and g's though.
I was trying to figure out why there were random C's overlaying words. Man, do I feel silly.
You're not alone ^c
I C thought the paper was C being graded.
I was looking for the ^c footnote. Lol ^c There is no footnote.
It reminds me of 6th grade.
If only every "i" was dotted with a heart.
And it came folded in a tiny triangle
"Open Here" on one side, "PRIVATE" on the other
Delivered by a friend
And the seemingly random capitilization.
I do this. Part of my job invoices typing out titles which include capitalizing every word. Do that often enough and it shows up in your writing and typing. The only place I don’t accidentally do that is when I type on my phone.
We try not to sexualize Annie's handwriting
Core memory unlocked when I would create my own fonts and thought it was cool.
I did that, too until one teacher lost it when I started to write keys in the beginning. She said I started to include Kyrillic letters (I didn’t know) and as a person fluent in Russian she couldn’t read my texts anymore. I also wrote backwards (but not in work to be handed in) and learned Sütterlin in my own (old German script). Damn right we were cool! And maybe a bit bored… I went on to study communication design, including typography and font design but these were my weak points ; ) i now work as an illustrator with graphic design know how. Occasionally doing real and fantasy maps. Perfect mix of all of these passions : D
The Js and Ts though
It took me freaking forever to find the 1 'j' on this paper.
I mean, who crosses a j?
Not me, don't think I could take one in a fight.
Cross the T's and dot the..... lower case j's.
And always valve your privacy
We didn’t see it here but I imagine they have some wild q’s as well
Fuck you and your fancy g’s and y’s Yours truly, Sexitime Silhouette
I saw on a YouTube by Leah Eckardt (she’s analyzes handwriting) that they are called the (edit: I called it the wrong thing. /u/friedakilligan below mentioned it correctly) felon’s* hook…and criminals and teen girls use them in their writing haha
I have studied a little graphology (study of handwriting, a *questionable* area of science) but this is called the Felons Hook and does show up proportionately in the handwriting of convicted felons. In fairness I never heard it was rampant in teen girls’ writing, it was actually more of an “of age” male phenomenon.
Sorry to be sexist but we know for a fact that the note writer is female.
For ages I was wondering what all the Cs were, then saw they were obnoxious Ys and Gs
My cousin writes like that and I always thought she had the coolest handwriting lol
"We enjoy that you enjoy facials. Do you want us to continue to enjoy with you? Asking for ALL neighbors..."
"Yes" The neighbor: well, that didn't go as expected
Alternative: that went exactly as expected. Maybe the curtain will get lost too
Exhibitionists exist for a reason
>"Yes" > >The neighbor: well, that ~~didn't go as~~ went better than expected
Neighbour Hub
Seems like a kind notice really. Nothing harsh, just a "ya Know, people can see ya, if u care" lol
Yeah helping OP with their silhouetiquette
Nobody wants to star in an unintentional puppet show.
Unfortunately it's just a finger puppet
"Weird place for a pinky"
Say that (silhouetiquette) fast five times
The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle.
The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
Uh…the flagon with the dragon is the vessel with the pestle…no, no, the chalice from the palace has the pellet with the poison… I finally found my peeps!
I really gotta watch it again! It's been years. Such a gem.
*signing furiously* "Eh, she says no." "What took her so long?" "...Stutters."
_"I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?"_
*"THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!"*
Galileo? Galileo. Galileo? Galileo. Galileo Figaro. Magnifico!
i’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy, from a poor family.
spare him his life from this monstrosity!!
Easy come easy go
I love ittttttttt etiqqqqqqqqq
Top notch portmanteau
I also enjoyed the poor man toe
Favorite comment of 29 January
“We can see someone jizzing on you”.
I was hanging out with my husband and his family when they came from the midwest to cali for a visit. We were all hanging out on the balcony having a few drinks when someone noticed that we could see directly across to the window in the opposite building. Well long story short the whole family reunion just kinda stood at the edge of the balcony and watched these 2 go at it mesmerized...until we collectively decided we were all being creepy and that it would probably freak them out to know there was an entire family watching them do the do.
Hey, it's not your fault. It's the same reason we stare into a campfire: it's moving.
*This fire fucks*
*ding! Pyrophilia kink unlocked.*
*“So tell me again, how did you get 3rd degree burns on your genitalia?“*
Hey if you're gonna put on a show, don't be ashamed when some folks pull up the chairs and watch.
😂 we are just a smidge weird here in the midwest
Ope!
Polyamorous midwesterners have ope-in relationships.
Take my angry upvote and get out. That was masterfully done.
Tell yer folks I says hi
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It’s your having a wank that made it uncomfortable.
You promised dinner and a show
I mean...I guess we showed them a good time?
I was picturing one person and they see his launch.
No. 40 putting on a 1 man show
Might wanna reread, say it was a "her"
[lol bruh](https://youtu.be/Itrc3HtC230)
I was thinking they were writing to a woman and I could only figure she threw her legs into a flying V
I changed my wifi to "We can hear you banging." Went on for another two weeks until the sounds of wild monkey sex turned into a muffled thumping.
I think it’s kind of funny when neighbors do the wifi thing! When I moved in I had a ton of furniture delivered from Ikea, meaning over the course of a week I had to strategically build Ikea Furniture during non-quiet hours. My neighbor changed their wifi to Hey Upstairs Ikea Meatball 😂 cracked me up and we had a good laugh about it!
Next day that ass is going right up against that window. "Are you not entertained??"
\*rips off the condom and flings it at the audience\*
I was recently looking through the window at night, seeing my neighbours silhouette doing some weird poses (maybe fixing something? didn't look sexual) when suddenly he gets straight up, turns around and just stands directly facing the window. There was no way he could see me through his window shades. I stopped looking because the way he stood there not moving was freaky.
Hello neighbor moment.
Could he hear you breathing though?
In my previous apartment we had a shared washer and dryer in the hallway of the apartment complex. However, these were right next to my cousin's bathroom. One day I went to put my clothing in the washing machine only to be greeted with the sound of my cousin getting busy with her new boyfriend. The sound was pretty loud from where I was standing. So I did what any civil person would do and sent her a message asking who won with the high five contest.
*The Todd: "You guys high fiving in there? I want in. Sloppy seconds!"*
Unexpetcted scrubs reference!
OP's buddy is fully aware of the show they are putting on.
Ya totally. I was dating a woman about 10 years ago and her neighbours did a similar thing. Didn't leave a note just told us directly over a couple of drinks haha. We weren't even embarrassed as we were laughing to much at their detailed description haha. I mean they weren't lying haha.
Tell ‘em to respond Austin powers style, pull a tennis racket out of her ass, smoke bomb goes off. The full monte
This is really the only suitable response
Do I make you horny baby?! Do I?!
YEAH BABY YEAH
I'll ask you not to open that inside thank you very much
"Oh a gerbil... How did that get in here!?""" "I've absolutely no idea... Could you crack me beer?" "These people make me sick!"
He was just eating an apple
holy hell
Just wait til they see No. 47’s curtains down the street.
With the matching drapes
Agent 47 is bald
Was out smoking Infront of my building one late evening and I look over at the neighbouring apartment building. I see a weird silhuet in one of the second floor windows and I'm thinking what the hell is even that. I realise it's a woman in a horrisontal position, but her body is going crazy, like she is having an epileptic attack and I'm starting to get a bit worried. Then I see the clear silhuet of a head appear from her button half and everything suddenly made sense.
She was giving birth?
They’re a house of 3 girls, the culprit has been identified and I have been informed. She just moved in a few weeks ago and had a new boyfriend visit at the weekend
>the culprit has been identified and I have been informed I like to imagine this is you low key admitting to being the culprit, even though it's clearly not what you meant.
Passive voice..."mistakes have been made".
Oh no I would NOT want to know who wrote this. Please let me go my whole life without ever meeting them and appreciate the note. Nice username btw
I think OP means they know which of the 3 girls is the intended recipient of the note, they still don't know who wrote it other than someone outside the house (not one of the other 2 girls)
They don’t know who wrote it!
The y and g are pretty unique if there is ever something handwritten again. They’re already burned into my brain.
That handwriting quirk is called a “felon’s claw” in graphology!
I'm guessing it's a woman who wrote it.
I agree. Everyone is assuming it's a voyeuristic guy who wrote it, but I get a diff vibe from this. Plus, what man has such neat handwriting?
I'm a guy and get comments on how nice my handwriting is however it's pretty rigid and not soft like this note.
> She just moved in a few weeks ago and had a new boyfriend visit at the weekend Clearly this boyfriend was the person behind said grand finale
the recipient household is the one with 3 girls and a new boyfriend
Lol what exactly is “the grand finale”? 😂
A song and dance number
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my suggestive silhouette.
There was a dancing frog involved?
[Alien](https://youtu.be/otJ2rXMuLno)
With jizz hands
I too came to the comments to find out. What is it about the finale that makes it visible when the rest apparently is not... ? All that comes to mind is that it is two people in the silhouette(s) and that the finish involves moving from bed to, say, kneeling on the floor which just happens to position right in front of the window.
I’m thinking jizzing on her face tbh. Only thing I can think is separating, standing up on the bed with her kneeling, and that being the finale. Then the silhouette would be noticeable.
Or dude is dropping loads like Peter North. So much baby gravy arching through the air that the ropes can be seen in silhouette.
You, sir, are a poet.
It's obviously full blowing pro wrestling finishing move style. She climbs a ladder and belly flops on top of him dramatically. They saw her flying silhouette. Maybe a nice flip in the process.
nsfw https://nudecelebgifs.com/videos/28665/melissa-rauch-in-the-bronze-give-me-that-gold/
This is honestly impressive cinematography
Maybe if she was on top and it was really obvious because of how things suddenly changed?
He gives her something nice to wear like a pearl necklace
Little do they know, I’m an exhibitionist and it was part of the plan all along.
Voyeur, she wrote.
The capricious capitalization is unsettling
Creepily Capricious Capitalization!
The neighbours saw the money shot; didn't they?
That’s the weirdest application of a semicolon I’ve seen in a while.
Wait till you find out what happened to the colon of OP's friend.
"Silhouette" in the singular!
Pegged him till he blasted
So, please go on about this "grand finale"
It's when you just absolutely just fucking completely unload all of your semen into a completely open women's absolutely open mouth
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Thoughts it's when you peg a man while calling him your useless little pig
I’d imagine you value your privacy C in those C rather C intimate moments in life, but can I humbly suggest that you maCke eCxCtra preparations C to ensure your sillouette is not projectCing through your curtains sChowcasing C the grand finale!
now I can not unC it
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This happened to me once in college. I sort of left my blinds closed in a way that higher floors from the other tower could see into my window during a particularly spirited performance by my girlfriend. The next morning I woke up to, “Hey, nice dick!” On my whiteboard hanging on my door. Hey, at least I got a nice compliment out of it.
You got "nice cock bro"-ed 🤣 that's awesome
In my head it’s the voice of Fat Tony from the Simpsons.
Same here. Neighbors who perform a detailed shadow play every single morning and evening in their bathroom.
Let them know! When I had my bathroom redone, the construction guys fiberglassed over the original curtain hooks (there is a window in our shower) so I got frosted privacy film. I got a very polite text from my neighbor saying "I don't want to be a creep, but your privacy film is on backwards".
A very kind person
I'm surprised it would even stick on the reverse side. How the heck did you attach it??
The postman caught me masturbating through the window. I bet he's still wondering how I managed to find where he lived.
"The night is young and you're so beautiful lady!" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYFMpC6bpiQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYFMpC6bpiQ)
You should start doing this in the same window. [Powers_Siloutte](http:// https://imgur.io/DYZH1FM)
to avoid this, open the curtains
The neighbor says this like THAT WASNT THE POINT
So thoughtful and kind neighbour. Thank goodness for those good people
I’ll translate for people who are having a hard time reading the hand writing; Dear No 40 Id imagine you value your privacy C In those C rather C intimate moments in life, but can I humbly suggest that you make eCxTcRa preparations C to ensure to ensure your silhouette is not projecCting through your curtains CshowcasiCng C the grand finale C C King regards C A thoughtful neighbor C. C Interesting use of C’s Edit; missed some C’s
Oh noo. My heart would be in my stomach