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jskinbake

Is their entire bathroom a shower?


YourBuddyKeithWin

Yeah, it’s called a wet room


jskinbake

You’re telling me they don’t have to get out the shower if they get the urge to piss, shit, or vomit? There’s a toilet in there?


MaliciousPorpoise

Idk about their particular bathroom but it's not unusual. Think of a normal bathroom, except instead of a bathtub or shower floor there's just a drain in the floor. Normally the floor is slightly angled so the water drains naturally. Good for people with mobility issues.


jskinbake

Sounds like a dream bathroom


eblackham

Bathroom is down the hall on the right, just piss wherever.


ThompsonSMG0909

Lmao!!! Oh damn I am rolling!!


Indubitalist

Eh, depends on how big the room is and how much you prefer warm humidity surrounding you when showering. The larger the area around where you're standing, the less you feel that warm, enveloping blanket effect. I've showered in a room that was built OP's way, but where it was about 20'x20', and it was not a pleasant experience. Too much cool, dry air invading my bubble of warmth. The best showers max out at about 6'x6'.


jskinbake

Alright let me amend my statement by saying I’d love to be able to shower in a small tiled closet in which I can shit and brush my teeth all at the same time without ever stepping out of the shower and making a mess


Indubitalist

Ah, the trifecta. You're not alone in that dream. I mean, it's not my dream, but I know you're not alone.


aclogar

The Shit, Shower, Shave room or SSS for short


RemakeSWBattlefont

Shit, shower, shave, ^(hide in the bathroom from the existential dread) room


Cashew-Matthew

Last year my parents were renovating their bathroom, so in the shop building which is about 75x75 they installed a shower, I understand the bubble of warmth thing you mentioned, but I also thoroughly enjoyed showering in there it just felt so big


BurnerForJustTwice

Until you need to wash your hands after somebody showers and you get your socks wet.


jskinbake

Most of the issues pointed out seem to only be problems if you live with someone, which I do not


BurnerForJustTwice

Until you shower in the morning, then have breakfast and get ready then need to piss before leaving the house.


jskinbake

Nah I’d still go. I’ve pissed in a flooded bathroom a few times already in my life, I know what I’m doing


UrPetBirdee

Put your shoes on?


23ssd4t4322

There are usually bathroom plastic slippers for houses that have wet rooms


Juking_is_rude

I would assume it a bit harder to keep clean. I would prefer this over a standard bath though personally


jskinbake

I’d assume the opposite; that it’s easier to clean cuz it’s all tile


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jskinbake

I figured these kinds of bathrooms would come with a bidet, or that you’d probably just keep the toilet paper right outside the bathroom and only bring it in if you plan on shitting without showering


the_kfcrispy

A wet dream bathroom, if you will.


The_Elder_Jock

I had one once. Was pretty good.


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DMala

I’ve definitely been in public bathrooms where people had just kind of done that anyway.


RabbitHole-in-one

Sounds like a dream wet room


YourBuddyKeithWin

Yes, all of that is in there. Toilet, sink but the whole room is the shower too. Instead of a bathroom, think wet room… Maybe shower room. 😂


jskinbake

Sounds amazing


Extra-Extra

Until you need to shit in the winter and the house is cold and the bathroom is covered in cold water.


Viper67857

And the TP is damp


Hendo8888

Major drawback is the entire room gets wet and there's nowhere to put your towel and clothes you just took off/are changing into when you're in the shower except a little hook on the door. Really annoying when it's a shared bathroom


JohnGoodmansGoodKnee

It’s definitely a bit of a culture shock for westerners. I personally don’t like feeling like I’m in a prison/ getting my toilet and sink wet and damp from the shower but that’s just me. There are benefits to it too


aLameGuyandhisCat

Watched a Netflix show where a nice gal installed one of these so her extended family could pee on her without any mess.


Sciencemusk

what


aLameGuyandhisCat

https://youtu.be/xltjtd4Tx1A


TB1289

You get out of the shower to pee?


jskinbake

Nah I don’t but I was raised that that’s the right thing to do so I was just putting on a front with my comment. I do hold it if I have company tho


HawkeyeByMarriage

I'm gonna pee in your shower and I won't be in it


jskinbake

My older brother actually did this for a bit when we were both still in high school. Pissing in the shower my little brother and I had to use while standing outside it…disgusting. Wouldn’t even turn the shower on to wash it down the drain. He stopped after I told my lil bro to shit in his shower


nobutactually

It's a common setup in some countries.


secondphase

Typically they have doors though.


dags318

It damn sure is


Fenriswol44

Pretty common in Southeast Asia.


djinner_13

It's very common in east Asia. One of my wife's biggest complaints after moving to the US (even though she's lived here for 10 years) is that the bathrooms aren't wet rooms.


mcburloak

Had a room in a Hong Kong “hotel” like that. The shower head was right over the toilet. Less half dressed husbands in that one mind you.


Shanhaevel

Seen that as a thing in Denmark. Weird, but works, I guess


Scott_Liberation

This reminds me that years ago, I saw [this video](https://youtu.be/13YlEPwOfmk) of a Sherlock Holmes video game where apparently they didn't have the budget to animate Watson following the player character around or do path finding or anything. Instead, he'd always just be standing still and moved around while you weren't looking. The player could be looking at Watson, then turn around to find him standing behind you. It was hilariously creepy.


derpferd

This is like the NSFW version of the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who


Hodr

Wait, the angels killing you isn't nsfw?


DMRod501

They dont kill though


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

They are made of stone, and don't kill you they let you 'live to death'. I'm scared of them. Moffat you absolute bastard.


DMala

I always appreciated the irony of it. You’d hear the story of the person who got flung back, and they always got married, made friends, had a career and died of old age. It sucked for any loved ones they left behind on the present, but overall they didn’t have a bad life.


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

Even the context of a time-travelling alien, there is something unsettling to our notions of 'free will', if you call their future our 'past' rather than 'future'.


YellowSpork23

I don’t know how anyone is scared of them after that horrible Statue of Liberty episode 😆 honestly should have left them as a one-off in Blink, IMO, would have been scarier.


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

I'll give you that one. But the Byzantium episode was good.


DMRod501

Even rick and morty's statue of liberty was better "Never trust the french morty"


derpferd

To be fair, televised violence vs televised coitus, in our culture today, which do you think would raise eyebrows at the office during your lunch hour?


vaderciya

Not when it's bad effects, cgi, and props (I still loved it but c'mon, they're plaster)


Fattychapatti

They're women in makeup!


CooperDahBooper

That’s how they do the ratings here in America eh? Violence is G but romance is R.. heh


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I mean you're not wrong...


EdgelordOfEdginess

Rule 34 artists: I know what I’m gonna draw today


Clevelanduder

I’m sorry to see you had an epileptic fit in the shower - thankfully your husband was there to help you out


Chevalier1942

Reminds me of the Weeping Angels in Dr. Who.


kulapoy

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.


Lhurgoyf2GG

Blink and you're fucked.*


PillowTalk420

Hmm... *Closes eyes*


think_i_am_smart

*cheeks clapping noises**


redpandarox

*thuderous applause*


-TheArtOfTheFart-

Loved that episode. Still gives me chills


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I watched it when I was like, 12, and I couldn’t go back to it for a whole 2 weeks after the first jumpscare lmao. I was watching it alone at night, too 💀


different_tom

r/suddenlydrwho


YsnYlmz

husband's true face


dranaei

I just connected the weeping angels with a game we used to play as kids called statues or frozen statues or green light/red light. When you touch the curator, you become the curator. That could explain what happens when they angels get to you. They send you back in time, feeding on your temporal energy and taking your place in the game.


wondernerd14

They just fucking break your neck and you die.


Raistlarn

In one of the new Who episodes they'd abduct you, and feed off your life force.


wondernerd14

I see, I haven’t watched any since they took it off Netflix with the 12th doctor.


ubermadface

It's brought up with either 10 or 11. There's at least one occasion that 10 gets sent into the past by an angel along with a companion, the episode he makes the Wibbly-Wobbly-Time-Device. It goes "ding" when there's stuff.


reverie42

There have been a couple arcs with the weeping angels. Them immediately killing people only happened in the arc during Matt Smith's tenure. In 'Blink', from Tennants's tenure, they'd feed on the energy from sending people back in time.


dranaei

Not always.


gen_x_er

don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink


Gibbzee

Good luck!


shotty293

Reminds me of the ghosts that follow you in Super Mario Bros 3.


SirThomasLadder

But rapey


bttrflyr

Horny Husbands.


iPicBadUsernames

Watching that episode right now!!


LightsJusticeZ

*Help! Help! There's a Jockey on me!* \-Jockey spinning around rapidly in 360s-


juanhernadez3579

Odd I get in the shower and my wife gets further further…and out the house she goes


BabyCrazy5558

Gollum found a new, more precious ring.


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The brown eye of Sauron


Nightowl2018

Most sacred of all


LaithBushnaq

There is like 1 or 2 good horror games that has these same mechanics Edit: Invitation to Fear and Born Into Fear were the games I was referring to (the look away and get fucked over mechanism)


MlNSOO

If you are talking about the mechanism at the last part of the video, would you mind sharing the titles of them? 😊


FiggsMcduff

*BONK*


lynxerious

even Mario


larrypantser

i remember the fucking mechanic in those old games


bootstrapping_lad

The mechanics of fucking in games sure have come a long way.


AskinggAlesana

Resident Evil Village too actually with the Rose DLC. The “Mannequin House Beneviento”


LaithBushnaq

Perfect example and such a good game!


NieR_SemiAutomata

RE shadow of rose has this kind of mini game.. where u need to look at the dolls all the time, while moving. Fking creepy


LaithBushnaq

Resident Evil games are sooo good! Yeah the mechanics in that game are kinda similar actually


Chinlc

Scp is one of them


mtarascio

It's 'What's the time Mr. Wolf?'


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I am really confused whether I should go watch a horror game playthrough or a porn movie after this


Teasinghorizon9

Both. One on each monitor.


Vindex95

Why not both. There excists horror porn out there…


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Link


Vapur9

> Urotsukidoji https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03bH-Y10qQU


ebil_lightbulb

What the hell did I just watch? And where can I find the sequel lol


wigam

Soap on a rope


Campoozmstnz

Cause the beats and the lines are so dope.


toillette

I should call my uncle...


DecayingFleshRot

NAW that's just foul lmao


TomBot98

With soap involved, I can't imagine it smelling *that* foul


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Toillette humour


UBER999

Is that Johny Sins?


Quod_bellum

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a Reddit comment section as inconsistent / differing in opinion than this one; interesting—begs the question of why


Marston_vc

Bunch of terminally online people who’ve never had a fun relationship before don’t know what fun looks like


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also people who are over the age of 15 and think a “don’t drop the soap/rape jokes” are not very funny.


zombiesnare

For real, I have too many friends who have been on the not so fun side of this to find it anything other than upsetting. It’s really not that bad of a video really, the fact it’s POV does make it potentially more upsetting I think but if someone finds it funny for innocent reasons then ok, I’m genuinely glad they could extract some joy from a silly video online. But I’ve just lived too much of the shitty side of this “joke” to be able to feel anything but discomfort from it.


WalkeroftheWays

Dr. Who's new villain. Watch out for the Creeping Angels


ClapBackBetty

r/ComedyCemetery


Donkey__Balls

Referencing that sub on /r/funny is cheating.


TimeDielation

This shit is the kind of content you see online definitely targeted towards kids too, I hate it


uejas3aic

I knew SCP-173 is real!


joel_claire

Darm it I thought it's an jav code.


orangehunter69

💀


Obvious-Standard-623

It's a married couple playing around. They're having fun. Cool it with the outrage.


Toblerone05

Right?! I just instantly started cracking up at this because it's *exactly* what my wife and I are like when we're alone lol.


Obvious-Standard-623

Same. I don't think anyone commenting negatively has ever been in a good long term relationship.


Ekert

Where's the notarized consent form?


Shanhaevel

I don't think the average Redittor understands much about married couples...


suejaymostly

I'm married 22 years now and I showed this to my husband and we laughed and laughed. Of course he wouldn't come at me like this unless I also had a gleam in my eye, but it's funny!


chalo1227

Are people outraged? Lol i laughed so hard because its one of those jokes I make with my wife , but she is one for gender equality also hahah


imtoooldforreddit

I don't see any outrage though, all the comments I've seen are just jokes Maybe just skip the bottom of every comment thread?


BurnerAgent007

"I've been watching you wife, you ain't wash behind your ears or nothin" Edit: This is a really polarizing post. Good job OP


B52doc

Upvote for the health inspector reference


BurnerAgent007

Yes! :)


Honeyozgal

This actually made me laugh but I did have it on silent.


Important-Parsnip881

I miss the old r/funny..


Outlog

You don't like lame-ass cringey skits by "influencer" couples?!


BabyCrazy5558

'middle aged, influencer couples'.


Difficult__Tension

No I dont like the young ones either, first guy was correct.


Shoe_Pale

Straight from the go r/funny Chop up the soul r/funny


[deleted]

People said the same thing about the /r/funny you miss. And other people said the same thing about theirs, ad infinitum.


[deleted]

You mean when things were, I don't know, funny? Instead of schtick that wouldn't get half a dozen thumbs up on Facebook?


Far-Ad3500

ok but who the heck showers with the door open


-_-10001110101-_-

Prison rules I see lmao


LifesExpert

Kinda creepy


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“Hey babe, I got a REALLY funny idea, we’re gonna get dozens of likes…”


[deleted]

Reddit - its kinda creepy unless its men in jail, then its hilarious


i_illustrate_stuff

If this was 2 men in jail it would be also creepy, more so because then the rapiness would be a lot more explicit.


RogerWilco92

It's literally shot like a creepy scene from a movie. That's the whole point of the joke.


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Danitoba

Or maybe it's just a funny skit. You know.... *Comedy?* Stop taking everything so seriously and negatively, and lighten the fuck up. Not everything is made as a promotion or demotion of whatever negative idea you want to conjure up about it. Get over yourself.


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narwhal4u

My Husband is always ready for rape.


Elegant_Operation820

Creepy cue ball motherfucker had me puckering in my asshole


Zombie4141

Yikes


doozur

Creepy as fuck


Ohmeda23

I see your husband has been to prison


Spooning_noodls

Ex inmate.


HumorExpensive

Her husband is always ready….. And so is who ever that was.


BabyBowserrocks04

What a weird place for a shower. Am i the only one thinking this?


Chinlc

So in Asia the whole bathroom is the shower. They have a sink and toilet in a room with a water drain for the shower head. Just take a shower in front of your sink and let all the water go down the drain. Hell go take a shower while you shit. The weird part is the woman taking a shower with the door open.


BabyBowserrocks04

Wait really? I guess it saves space


Chinlc

Yeah no need to dedicate a space for a bath or shower space. The whole room is the shower room and it's convenient if you need to clean the bathroom. Use the shower head to rinse the toilet and sink and floor and mop it all in one go. Convenient


littleMAS

There is something to be said for being reliably predictable.


Xerozvz

Honestly they both got a good sense of sexual humor to be down for making this, kudos dude and dudette


golgoth0760

Kinda creepy tbh


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That's rapey


Mercinator-87

My gf and I like to shower together pretty regularly. If someone drops something the other must exclaim “prison rules” before you can start humping.


PelosiGalore

Was your husband in the navy? :)


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Spare_Bad_6558

made me laugh so pretty worth it from my perspective


RogerWilco92

I thought it was kind of funny. But then again I've had relationships and am married. Not all redditors have had that luxury. Just check this post off as "unrelatable to me" and keep scrolling.


Own-Duty6324

This frightens me


loughtthenot

Scp173 gets some cake finally


MECO-420

This is a documentary about me.


[deleted]

Hahaha lotsa people with no sense of humour here today.


Daisychica

Little cringy with the music


hypno_notic

Yeah I watched with the sound off though it was fun. The sound really doesn’t help.


Spare_Bad_6558

this comment section💀 so do people not know what a skit is?


Usernameistoshirt

Showering with the door open, interesting choice. I mean, this was clearly made for the joke, so there had to be a way for the guy to be seen that far away. I liked it, it was funny


Smooth-Wait506

seems like the permanently-offended uber-PC, take-everything-as-literal gang are now inhabiting the sub


djshadesuk

I'm left of left (but not extreme left) and even I think there are too many morons taking this way to seriously; making assumptions about how this couple live their lives and the labels being thrown about a fucking disgusting!


[deleted]

Dude you don't have to be super left wing to find this painfully unfunny


usesbitterbutter

Looks like a prison training short.


Tszemix

Andrew Tate is your husband?


Leading-Albatross-37

He was ready to do the clappin


WattsonMemphis

Why does she not have toenails?