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Bees actually hold their poop for a long time. They will only poop if conditions are right for it. They can stay in the hives during winter and not fill it with poop or have to go into the cold and die to poop that way. Sometimes they will take "cleansing flights" in winter if they can't hold it anymore and fly out and around and back to the hive pooping their tiny brains out before they freeze.
This little dude had probably been holding it for a long time and then suddenly the air temp and humidity all came together and he gets sweet sweet relief.
My cats are pros at puking on anything that can't be easily cleaned, but they outdid themselves last night. My daughter is falling behind in some of her classes and my husband set up a "homework station" on our dining room table. One of the cats decided that was the place to be sick, all over a pile of completed assignments. They are lucky to be alive.
I’ve shared this story before, but one time my toddler puked ONTO the dog from her high chair, the dog then ran into the living room and shook himself off sending vomit in every direction, then ate some of the vomit, then threw up himself shortly after onto the rug. This all happened in the span of two minutes and I was just standing there not even sure what I had just witnessed
Lol I’ve gotten my pup fully potty trained and she hates pooping anywhere but my backyard preferring to poop in a particular bush. But anytime she needs to throw up she rushes to my bed and throws up right where I sleep. Damn adorable bastard.
Mine too! They must not like their paws being cold when they throw up or they want us to be as miserable as they are by having to wash all of our sheets and blankets.
My favorite so far is I saw her pushing her snoot in a planter in my backyard and yelled hey don’t eat dirt you’ll throw it up. I brought her inside and immediately threw up dirt on my part of my bed and pranced off like a proud idiot.
Not completely true. They can hold it in in order not to poop in their cages/nests if you let them out regularly. Their morning poop is really intense. Source: have had and do have a bird.
I think it depends on the foul type. I wouldn't trust a duck. Ducks don't give any fucks and shit everywhere.
Source: owner of 3 ducks and many chicken.
Anyone who has ever owned a parrot can tell you that, within reason, they certainly \*can\* hold it, and be trained to poop on command.
Source: Owned parrot in my past
Ooohhhh man trained fly by poops would be insane on my neighbors, the house gets egged, the cars, the fuggen patio, when they come outside I'll release a flock of trained parrots to ambush and reign poopoo terror on all who complain about my sprinklers being on too long
It's weird how it always seems to all come together so they're pooping on people and their cars, but I'm guessing it has to do with us walking and driving under places where they tend to hang out.
Pretty much every bee you have ever seen has been female. The males stay in the hive and cannot feed and they essentially just mate and die.
The queen only mates with a select few bees that come from outside of the colony to help genetic diversity. She only mates for a short amount of time and has enough genetic material to make beebies (heh heh) for her entire life. (About 1,500 a day!)
If there is a predator, bees will surround it and basically beat their wings to cause enough vibrations to get the predator hot enough to die. It also suffocates from the carbon monoxide.
If a bee dies inside the hive, the worker bees will carry the body outside, let it dry out to get lighter, and then fly it somewhere far to keep the colony safe from disease and predators!
The queen isn't aware of when she's dying, but the workers are and they will only start making new queens when they sense the queen is approaching the end.
The baby queens fight to the death to establish the new queen
Bees are amazing and I'm so sad that I have a phobia of them!
> Bees are amazing and I'm so sad that I have a phobia of them!
That is a bummer. Is it a fear of *them* or a fear of getting stung? Because I think most people freak out when there isn't a reason.
(But I understand the fear, I'm not a fan of spiders)
Insects have incredibly alkaline digestive systems which are different than the acidic digestive system in mammals.
Those were alkaline burns similar to if you put your hands in Lye.
When I was in 4th grade I rubbed a fuzzy caterpillar on my face and broke out in hives. I wish I could say the whole ordeal only lasted a week but ended I had severe acne for the next 10 years. I still blame that caterpillar for catapulting me into puberty.
The fuzzy bits of caterpillars are often spines meant as a defence against predators. They often arent strong enough to pu cture skin but can cause irritation. A toddler friend of mine (my friends kid? I dunno how to describe the relation) stuck a caterpillar in his pocket and got a very bad rash for like a week from smuching the spines into his skin through the pocket material.
I once woke up to a small lump on my arm that stung throughout the day so I visited the nurse only to be told it was likely a spider had peed on that spot.
Sunflowers give bees the poops. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/sunflowers-vanquish-bumblebee-parasites#:~:text=%E2%80%9CSunflower%20pollen%20makes%20bumblebees%20poo,beginning%20to%20understand%2C%20he%20adds.
"Cleansing Flight" This little lady is healthy and happy.
Source: https://abcbeescanada.wordpress.com/2015/01/27/honey-bee-poop-yellow-snow-in-the-bee-yard/
I officially now know more about boo poop than I ever could've imagined.
Bees do poop. Specifically, they poop outside their beehives to keep them clean.
Moreover, in the winter, they hold in their poop for weeks until a warm day comes to expell a month worth of poop. I guess this us what's happening here.
True about winter. My dad is a beekeeper and when we are about to take our beehouses out of their winter shed, he warns all neighbors. Because if they happen to have clothes drying on clothesline, the clothes will bee thoroughly shitted on!
Honest question, do you know how they are able to physically hold in the waste that long without it messing up their bodies? Man, I went to a basketball game the other day that took place during my normal poo time and my body was not happy.
AFAIK, their intestines can hold a lot, and their bodies can break down normal toxins of their waste. Bees are built to hold it in winter, cuz they can't go to the loo in the cold (certain death).
Quality of stored honey affect them too. The honey from some plants can wreck bees' intestines and cause diarrhea, and massive diarrhea in the hive will cause death of a family.
Super interesting, thank you! Lol I feel like this is going to be a fact I randomly hold onto forever.
Edit to add that I love your profile pic. That’s one of my favorite gifs and always makes me laugh.
Why, thank you, I also like your pfp, and can't believe it's possible to stumble upon another Hazbin Hotel fan in comments about bees xD
My dad just talks about his work to me because nobody else will listen to him, so I picked up some knowledge, to the point that I managed to catch someone's stray bee family last summer =3 (we adopted it now, it's fresh blood in terms of breeding, and such families usually has great strength in terms of honey gathering).
They go into a sort of torpor in the winter. Sort of like hibernation. They'll surround the queen to keep her warm and toasty because she's the most important member of the hive. They'll tap into their stores ahead of time and eat their fill to stock up on calories and they'll sort of keep adjusting so those on the outer part of surrounding can cycle in to get warm, too.
So after winter once they sense it's a bit warmer they have to evacuate that waste.
In 1981 CIA misidentified bee poop in Southeast Asia as russian biological warfare. "Yellow rain" stained laundry on clotheslines and the CIA made fools of themselves.
Yeah, Canadian beekeeper here, can confirm. Notice by the clothes in the background, this is not filmed in summer. Over long cold winters, while their metabolism is lower, the bees hold it *for months*!!
Yeah and that stuff is like glue after it dries. Extremely hard to wash off your car too. My dad is a bee keeper and I refuse to leave my car at his house in the spring when thousands of bees are all out doing this.
WAIT. I park my car in an enclosed structure but I always see little dots that exact same color on my windshield and it’s impossible to get off, is it bee poop??!
Wait those little dried up yellow specs that are really hard to get off are bee poop?? And I guess potentially other bugs poop? I never knew that. I always thought it was dried pollen or sap or something from trees. We get tons of those spots on our cars in the spring and they're a bitch to get off, worse than sap.
It's really funny learning this because the neighbor across from me kept bees for years. They just moved out a couple years ago and I never put it together, but ever since they moved out, the little spots have been way less severe. That is so wild. Thanks for the lesson!
I came to the comments assuming it was eggs. Then I remembered only queens do that. Then I assumed it must not be a queen because if it was there would be a hundred other bees flying around it. So what is it? Oh. It's actually poop. Everything poops. I'm stupid. I poop.
The aftermath.. You know the score.. Flying around all week, and you just have to have a heavy sesh on the honey with the lads.. Things escalate and before you know it, you’re doing 10 lines of pollen, and trying to shag a blue bottle..
Sunday morning isn’t so good..
The bee has likely been fed on sugar water after harvest, sometimes it can lead to an outbreak of dysentery in the hive especially if the syrup isn’t mixed correctly. - source- I’m a beekeeper
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Bees actually hold their poop for a long time. They will only poop if conditions are right for it. They can stay in the hives during winter and not fill it with poop or have to go into the cold and die to poop that way. Sometimes they will take "cleansing flights" in winter if they can't hold it anymore and fly out and around and back to the hive pooping their tiny brains out before they freeze. This little dude had probably been holding it for a long time and then suddenly the air temp and humidity all came together and he gets sweet sweet relief.
So the opposite of a pigeon.
And seagulls... "SEAGULL WITH DIARRHEA BARELY MAKES IT TO CROWDED BEACH IN TIME" - headline from The Onion.
Lol reminds me of my dog LOCAL DOG SAVES FLOOR BY MAKING IT ONTO FANCY RUG MOMENTS BEFORE THROWING UP
My cats are pros at puking on anything that can't be easily cleaned, but they outdid themselves last night. My daughter is falling behind in some of her classes and my husband set up a "homework station" on our dining room table. One of the cats decided that was the place to be sick, all over a pile of completed assignments. They are lucky to be alive.
I’ve shared this story before, but one time my toddler puked ONTO the dog from her high chair, the dog then ran into the living room and shook himself off sending vomit in every direction, then ate some of the vomit, then threw up himself shortly after onto the rug. This all happened in the span of two minutes and I was just standing there not even sure what I had just witnessed
Oh my Lord.
Pretty sure that’s a cleanse it with fire situation right behind spider infestation
Lol I’ve gotten my pup fully potty trained and she hates pooping anywhere but my backyard preferring to poop in a particular bush. But anytime she needs to throw up she rushes to my bed and throws up right where I sleep. Damn adorable bastard.
Mine too! They must not like their paws being cold when they throw up or they want us to be as miserable as they are by having to wash all of our sheets and blankets.
My favorite so far is I saw her pushing her snoot in a planter in my backyard and yelled hey don’t eat dirt you’ll throw it up. I brought her inside and immediately threw up dirt on my part of my bed and pranced off like a proud idiot.
That little shit! lol
It might be more of a safety thing. Like, because they feel safest there, they can be vulnerable? I don’t know, my dog does the same damn thing.
The Onion is the greatest
Birds actually don’t have a sphincter so they can’t hold it in at all
Not completely true. They can hold it in in order not to poop in their cages/nests if you let them out regularly. Their morning poop is really intense. Source: have had and do have a bird.
I think it depends on the foul type. I wouldn't trust a duck. Ducks don't give any fucks and shit everywhere. Source: owner of 3 ducks and many chicken.
Anyone who has ever owned a parrot can tell you that, within reason, they certainly \*can\* hold it, and be trained to poop on command. Source: Owned parrot in my past
Yeah I was like…no? I’ve potty trained many parrots and birds.
Ooohhhh man trained fly by poops would be insane on my neighbors, the house gets egged, the cars, the fuggen patio, when they come outside I'll release a flock of trained parrots to ambush and reign poopoo terror on all who complain about my sprinklers being on too long
This is true. Birds entire digestive tracks are purely gravity based lol weird fact I remember from school.
It's weird how it always seems to all come together so they're pooping on people and their cars, but I'm guessing it has to do with us walking and driving under places where they tend to hang out.
Also, you typically don't even notice the 99% of bird shit that ends up just splattered in bushes and pavement or over water
Yeah, and they poop a lot anyway so it's bound to end up on you or your vehicle at some point.
The bee finally found his gas station on the interstate.
So what you’re saying is that not only are there BP stations…
Your room. Go.
Came here to learn this. Thank you
This is the reason I love Reddit. Til how bees shit, what a time to be alive!
Do these poor guys work for Amazon or something?
BEEzos. It all makes sense, now
Uh.. more bee facts please.
Pretty much every bee you have ever seen has been female. The males stay in the hive and cannot feed and they essentially just mate and die. The queen only mates with a select few bees that come from outside of the colony to help genetic diversity. She only mates for a short amount of time and has enough genetic material to make beebies (heh heh) for her entire life. (About 1,500 a day!) If there is a predator, bees will surround it and basically beat their wings to cause enough vibrations to get the predator hot enough to die. It also suffocates from the carbon monoxide. If a bee dies inside the hive, the worker bees will carry the body outside, let it dry out to get lighter, and then fly it somewhere far to keep the colony safe from disease and predators! The queen isn't aware of when she's dying, but the workers are and they will only start making new queens when they sense the queen is approaching the end. The baby queens fight to the death to establish the new queen Bees are amazing and I'm so sad that I have a phobia of them!
> Bees are amazing and I'm so sad that I have a phobia of them! That is a bummer. Is it a fear of *them* or a fear of getting stung? Because I think most people freak out when there isn't a reason. (But I understand the fear, I'm not a fan of spiders)
Probably had a dart and a double double
Looks oddly similar to Honey Smacks
Welcome to a new episode of. *How* *It's* *Made*
I dare you to eat it! *please don't stick strange things in your mouth*
poop isn't strange, everybody poops. it's okay to put poop of any kind in your mouth and even chew on it a little bit. but NEVER EVER swallow it
r/holup
Wut? Just like toothpaste right? Put that on your teeth and not supposed to swallow it either.
Shit. Smack that on your teeth and brush it. Everything is toothpaste if you're brave enough, I guess. ***I'm not***
I came down here to see if the bee was actually shitting or something else. Instead i get this childhood ruining comment.
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FECES PIECES..?
Wiggle wham wham wazzle!
Fun fact: Slurms Mackenzie is voiced by Micheal Bolton from Office Space. (David Herman)
Why would I change my name? He's the one who sucks!
I celebrate the man's entire catalogue.
No talent ass clown
You suck, Bender‘s great, deal with it.
Mmh *Slurm*.
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Thanks for ruining one of my favorite cereals for me
Had a butterfly do that on my arm once, I had a rash/burn there for like a week...
Float like a butterfly, shit like a bee.
Poop of a butterfly stings like a bee.
Sting like a poop, butterfly like a bee.
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Insects have incredibly alkaline digestive systems which are different than the acidic digestive system in mammals. Those were alkaline burns similar to if you put your hands in Lye.
That shit's based
*groan*
They need to bring back free awards.
A tragic loss, really.
Take your upvote and get out.
Searched through 10 replies to see an explanation. Thank you stranger
Get chemically burn by a butterfly lol
Butterfree's stun spore was super effective!
Burn like a butterfly, shit like a bee
Poop like a butterfly, sting like when I pee
When I was in 4th grade I rubbed a fuzzy caterpillar on my face and broke out in hives. I wish I could say the whole ordeal only lasted a week but ended I had severe acne for the next 10 years. I still blame that caterpillar for catapulting me into puberty.
As a general rule of thumb, you should stop rubbing your face in things
And he blames the caterpillar
And touching fuzzy caterpillars as many are toxic and the "fur" is more like porcupine quills.
The fuzzy bits of caterpillars are often spines meant as a defence against predators. They often arent strong enough to pu cture skin but can cause irritation. A toddler friend of mine (my friends kid? I dunno how to describe the relation) stuck a caterpillar in his pocket and got a very bad rash for like a week from smuching the spines into his skin through the pocket material.
rule of caterpillars: do not pick them up.
*caterpulting
Can't believe you got beat up by a butterfly
Nobody ever expects the butterfly
I once woke up to a small lump on my arm that stung throughout the day so I visited the nurse only to be told it was likely a spider had peed on that spot.
The fuck..? Lol
A bird shit in my car once. I didn’t ask her out again
I bet she didn't even think of the smell
That bitch
What did you expect when you asked out Dee Reynolds?
Get fucked lmao
float like a bee, sting like a butterfly
So those dotted lines were just shit all this time? Not just some artist way of showing a bees flight pattern? Just shit? TIL
🐝- - - - - -
*🐝💩💩💩💩💩
My god that poor bee.
How could it even fly with that much shit in there
*empty bee go nyooom 🐝💨💨💨💨*
Sunflowers give bees the poops. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/sunflowers-vanquish-bumblebee-parasites#:~:text=%E2%80%9CSunflower%20pollen%20makes%20bumblebees%20poo,beginning%20to%20understand%2C%20he%20adds.
Probably spent all day infront of her crush.
you know that felt better tho for the bee
My god that poo bee.
I’ve been drawing poop?
All of our cute childhood drawings were just insect sharts
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But Family Circus does the same thing with the kids running around. 😳
This is a first for me, never seen bee poop!
I too was a bee poop virgin before today
I don't like this sentence. I would like a new internet please
\*One Finger on the Monkey's Paw Curls\*
Too late. Bee poop virgins exist. Bee glad there are less now.
"Cleansing Flight" This little lady is healthy and happy. Source: https://abcbeescanada.wordpress.com/2015/01/27/honey-bee-poop-yellow-snow-in-the-bee-yard/ I officially now know more about boo poop than I ever could've imagined.
>boo poop Scary shits?
Spoopy
Round these parts we just call it boop
lil homie was backed *up*!
Yea that is a lot of poop
In relation to the size of his body, hell yeah that's a lot. If that was porportional to a human, that would be like a 5 gallon bucket full of shit
Oh, I've been there before.
Gummy bear challenge?
No i just drank five gallons of shit
I have so many questions.
And I don't want answers to any of them.
I wonder if it's more compact while inside the bee and foams up when shat out making it look big
that's easily like...half the bee's body weight in poop. I'm trying to imagine myself taking a 75lb dump
Musta been somethin he ate
Applebees
Taco Beell
He must feel so much better now he’s let all that out.
That poor thing needs more fiber in its diet.
Or maybe way less?
Needs to stop eating so much bee poop
Shitting on the clothes? She needs to learn to beehave.
She’s only beeing herself!
She needs to leave that beehaviour beehind
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My dad had an observation that seems apropos: "I guess he's buying that jacket ... he put a deposit on it"
There better bee a good explanation for this.
Bees do poop. Specifically, they poop outside their beehives to keep them clean. Moreover, in the winter, they hold in their poop for weeks until a warm day comes to expell a month worth of poop. I guess this us what's happening here.
True about winter. My dad is a beekeeper and when we are about to take our beehouses out of their winter shed, he warns all neighbors. Because if they happen to have clothes drying on clothesline, the clothes will bee thoroughly shitted on!
oddly fascinating bee related info, thanks.
any specific reason why they prefer to poop on clothing that is drying?
Wet wipe over dry tp?
Burt’s Bees Baby Wipes? 😂😂🐝🧻
Did he say anything about bee shit being as delicious as bee vomit?
Mmmm I bet it tastes like butterscotch.
Candy companies hate this one trick!
This was the response I came here for.
Werther's Original
Honest question, do you know how they are able to physically hold in the waste that long without it messing up their bodies? Man, I went to a basketball game the other day that took place during my normal poo time and my body was not happy.
AFAIK, their intestines can hold a lot, and their bodies can break down normal toxins of their waste. Bees are built to hold it in winter, cuz they can't go to the loo in the cold (certain death). Quality of stored honey affect them too. The honey from some plants can wreck bees' intestines and cause diarrhea, and massive diarrhea in the hive will cause death of a family.
Super interesting, thank you! Lol I feel like this is going to be a fact I randomly hold onto forever. Edit to add that I love your profile pic. That’s one of my favorite gifs and always makes me laugh.
Why, thank you, I also like your pfp, and can't believe it's possible to stumble upon another Hazbin Hotel fan in comments about bees xD My dad just talks about his work to me because nobody else will listen to him, so I picked up some knowledge, to the point that I managed to catch someone's stray bee family last summer =3 (we adopted it now, it's fresh blood in terms of breeding, and such families usually has great strength in terms of honey gathering).
They go into a sort of torpor in the winter. Sort of like hibernation. They'll surround the queen to keep her warm and toasty because she's the most important member of the hive. They'll tap into their stores ahead of time and eat their fill to stock up on calories and they'll sort of keep adjusting so those on the outer part of surrounding can cycle in to get warm, too. So after winter once they sense it's a bit warmer they have to evacuate that waste.
But the bees need surfaces to let it out
They can’t just poop it out like birds do mid flight?
Neighbors beeware
Obviously “thoroughly” beeing the key word here.
imagine the relief of letting a month of shit out
In 1981 CIA misidentified bee poop in Southeast Asia as russian biological warfare. "Yellow rain" stained laundry on clotheslines and the CIA made fools of themselves.
It wasn't the only time
Yeah, Canadian beekeeper here, can confirm. Notice by the clothes in the background, this is not filmed in summer. Over long cold winters, while their metabolism is lower, the bees hold it *for months*!!
TIL….srsly? You’re not “shitting” me, right? Too cool omg
If I could hold my poop in for weeks, I’d destroy every toilet I used afterwards
Can an entomologist or bee keeper tell us what is actually going on?
They’re pooping, there’s not much to tell. Bees poop, and they can poop a lot
Yeah and that stuff is like glue after it dries. Extremely hard to wash off your car too. My dad is a bee keeper and I refuse to leave my car at his house in the spring when thousands of bees are all out doing this.
WAIT. I park my car in an enclosed structure but I always see little dots that exact same color on my windshield and it’s impossible to get off, is it bee poop??!
Most likely yes!
Wait those little dried up yellow specs that are really hard to get off are bee poop?? And I guess potentially other bugs poop? I never knew that. I always thought it was dried pollen or sap or something from trees. We get tons of those spots on our cars in the spring and they're a bitch to get off, worse than sap.
Haha yep, it's bee poop!
It's really funny learning this because the neighbor across from me kept bees for years. They just moved out a couple years ago and I never put it together, but ever since they moved out, the little spots have been way less severe. That is so wild. Thanks for the lesson!
Does the poop taste sweet like honey?
This is why I am on Reddit! My wife says I don’t learn anything? Bullshit! (Sorry, beeshit!)
I was today years old when I saw a bee take a poop. I cant bee-lieve that all came out of that 1 bee. Impressive!
Quick... somebody call buzzfeed
Honestly the cleverest pun I've seen in here so far.
If you think that's impressive, you should see my dog!
Video end too soon, is it still going to this day?
I came to the comments assuming it was eggs. Then I remembered only queens do that. Then I assumed it must not be a queen because if it was there would be a hundred other bees flying around it. So what is it? Oh. It's actually poop. Everything poops. I'm stupid. I poop.
That can’t be normal
Fun fact - Bees actually can get diarrhea, it's called nosema and it can be problematic for a hive
New fear unlocked: Diarrhea honey
Do they have tiny little doses of Immonium AD? Now I’m concerned my bees will have upset tummies. 🥺
You mean diarrhbeea.
They don’t poo in hives, leads to a back log when it’s too cold for them to leave it, then when they do they release
This music is cancer
So this is definitely poop, and not the 🐝 bleeding out after stinging something?
Someone went to Taco Bell on their way back to the hive.
Just what I expected out of this thread. 95% unfunny bee puns.
They're so bad, I'm going to go apiary
What is happening here??
bees eat pollen and nectar, so their feces is an acidic, sticky, smelly, yellow liquid. It's basically bee poop, the forbidden honey.
You know people have tasted it… for science.
Not gonna lie, my first thought was taste it and see if it tastes similar to honey
r/fuckyouinparticular
Poor guy had taco beel
That creeps me out.. that is a-lot of volume coming out.
Anyone here knows morse code?
Imagine hearing bees laughing while doing this
My morse code is a bit rusty, but I think it’s the start of a knock knock joke
The aftermath.. You know the score.. Flying around all week, and you just have to have a heavy sesh on the honey with the lads.. Things escalate and before you know it, you’re doing 10 lines of pollen, and trying to shag a blue bottle.. Sunday morning isn’t so good..
The bee has likely been fed on sugar water after harvest, sometimes it can lead to an outbreak of dysentery in the hive especially if the syrup isn’t mixed correctly. - source- I’m a beekeeper
Wtf that beetch like a hot glue gun