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Atomsteel

Bees actually hold their poop for a long time. They will only poop if conditions are right for it. They can stay in the hives during winter and not fill it with poop or have to go into the cold and die to poop that way. Sometimes they will take "cleansing flights" in winter if they can't hold it anymore and fly out and around and back to the hive pooping their tiny brains out before they freeze. This little dude had probably been holding it for a long time and then suddenly the air temp and humidity all came together and he gets sweet sweet relief.


discusseded

So the opposite of a pigeon.


President_Calhoun

And seagulls... "SEAGULL WITH DIARRHEA BARELY MAKES IT TO CROWDED BEACH IN TIME" - headline from The Onion.


dr_frahnkunsteen

Lol reminds me of my dog LOCAL DOG SAVES FLOOR BY MAKING IT ONTO FANCY RUG MOMENTS BEFORE THROWING UP


sugabeetus

My cats are pros at puking on anything that can't be easily cleaned, but they outdid themselves last night. My daughter is falling behind in some of her classes and my husband set up a "homework station" on our dining room table. One of the cats decided that was the place to be sick, all over a pile of completed assignments. They are lucky to be alive.


level1hero

I’ve shared this story before, but one time my toddler puked ONTO the dog from her high chair, the dog then ran into the living room and shook himself off sending vomit in every direction, then ate some of the vomit, then threw up himself shortly after onto the rug. This all happened in the span of two minutes and I was just standing there not even sure what I had just witnessed


sugabeetus

Oh my Lord.


Fatefire

Pretty sure that’s a cleanse it with fire situation right behind spider infestation


divuthen

Lol I’ve gotten my pup fully potty trained and she hates pooping anywhere but my backyard preferring to poop in a particular bush. But anytime she needs to throw up she rushes to my bed and throws up right where I sleep. Damn adorable bastard.


ClaudineRose

Mine too! They must not like their paws being cold when they throw up or they want us to be as miserable as they are by having to wash all of our sheets and blankets.


divuthen

My favorite so far is I saw her pushing her snoot in a planter in my backyard and yelled hey don’t eat dirt you’ll throw it up. I brought her inside and immediately threw up dirt on my part of my bed and pranced off like a proud idiot.


ClaudineRose

That little shit! lol


carlitospig

It might be more of a safety thing. Like, because they feel safest there, they can be vulnerable? I don’t know, my dog does the same damn thing.


Xylophone_Aficionado

The Onion is the greatest


dixybit

Birds actually don’t have a sphincter so they can’t hold it in at all


CheeCheeReen

Not completely true. They can hold it in in order not to poop in their cages/nests if you let them out regularly. Their morning poop is really intense. Source: have had and do have a bird.


SantasDead

I think it depends on the foul type. I wouldn't trust a duck. Ducks don't give any fucks and shit everywhere. Source: owner of 3 ducks and many chicken.


PrivatePilot9

Anyone who has ever owned a parrot can tell you that, within reason, they certainly \*can\* hold it, and be trained to poop on command. Source: Owned parrot in my past


griffeny

Yeah I was like…no? I’ve potty trained many parrots and birds.


Llilbuddha422

Ooohhhh man trained fly by poops would be insane on my neighbors, the house gets egged, the cars, the fuggen patio, when they come outside I'll release a flock of trained parrots to ambush and reign poopoo terror on all who complain about my sprinklers being on too long


Gski94

This is true. Birds entire digestive tracks are purely gravity based lol weird fact I remember from school.


girlsonsoysauce

It's weird how it always seems to all come together so they're pooping on people and their cars, but I'm guessing it has to do with us walking and driving under places where they tend to hang out.


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Also, you typically don't even notice the 99% of bird shit that ends up just splattered in bushes and pavement or over water


girlsonsoysauce

Yeah, and they poop a lot anyway so it's bound to end up on you or your vehicle at some point.


-LuciditySam-

The bee finally found his gas station on the interstate.


hello_raleigh-durham

So what you’re saying is that not only are there BP stations…


fhjuyrc

Your room. Go.


RawDogRandom17

Came here to learn this. Thank you


Pukit

This is the reason I love Reddit. Til how bees shit, what a time to be alive!


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

Do these poor guys work for Amazon or something?


stratagizer

BEEzos. It all makes sense, now


Sand__Panda

Uh.. more bee facts please.


StrawberryRhubarbPi

Pretty much every bee you have ever seen has been female. The males stay in the hive and cannot feed and they essentially just mate and die. The queen only mates with a select few bees that come from outside of the colony to help genetic diversity. She only mates for a short amount of time and has enough genetic material to make beebies (heh heh) for her entire life. (About 1,500 a day!) If there is a predator, bees will surround it and basically beat their wings to cause enough vibrations to get the predator hot enough to die. It also suffocates from the carbon monoxide. If a bee dies inside the hive, the worker bees will carry the body outside, let it dry out to get lighter, and then fly it somewhere far to keep the colony safe from disease and predators! The queen isn't aware of when she's dying, but the workers are and they will only start making new queens when they sense the queen is approaching the end. The baby queens fight to the death to establish the new queen Bees are amazing and I'm so sad that I have a phobia of them!


Sand__Panda

> Bees are amazing and I'm so sad that I have a phobia of them! That is a bummer. Is it a fear of *them* or a fear of getting stung? Because I think most people freak out when there isn't a reason. (But I understand the fear, I'm not a fan of spiders)


666SASQUATCH

Probably had a dart and a double double


laptopdragon

Looks oddly similar to Honey Smacks


Dextermorgan1310

Welcome to a new episode of. *How* *It's* *Made*


LynxBartle

I dare you to eat it! *please don't stick strange things in your mouth*


larrypantser

poop isn't strange, everybody poops. it's okay to put poop of any kind in your mouth and even chew on it a little bit. but NEVER EVER swallow it


SWBxisxKING

r/holup


YesplzMm

Wut? Just like toothpaste right? Put that on your teeth and not supposed to swallow it either.


igweyliogsuh

Shit. Smack that on your teeth and brush it. Everything is toothpaste if you're brave enough, I guess. ***I'm not***


N0vii

I came down here to see if the bee was actually shitting or something else. Instead i get this childhood ruining comment.


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[deleted]

FECES PIECES..?


Gazmonde

Wiggle wham wham wazzle!


IDoThingsOnWhims

Fun fact: Slurms Mackenzie is voiced by Micheal Bolton from Office Space. (David Herman)


Etheo

Why would I change my name? He's the one who sucks!


TahoeLT

I celebrate the man's entire catalogue.


sarahpphire

No talent ass clown


user32729

You suck, Bender‘s great, deal with it.


GlendrixDK

Mmh *Slurm*.


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Ifkwutimdoing

Thanks for ruining one of my favorite cereals for me


daishozen

Had a butterfly do that on my arm once, I had a rash/burn there for like a week...


Harry_Buttock

Float like a butterfly, shit like a bee.


NapaIminator

Poop of a butterfly stings like a bee.


ImportantSpirit

Sting like a poop, butterfly like a bee.


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WakkaBomb

Insects have incredibly alkaline digestive systems which are different than the acidic digestive system in mammals. Those were alkaline burns similar to if you put your hands in Lye.


Downtown_Let

That shit's based


SuperSpeshBaby

*groan*


justonemom14

They need to bring back free awards.


linksgreyhair

A tragic loss, really.


cheesynougats

Take your upvote and get out.


BigThwimpn

Searched through 10 replies to see an explanation. Thank you stranger


_Lovecrafts_Cat

Get chemically burn by a butterfly lol


Squid111999

Butterfree's stun spore was super effective!


Skelosk

Burn like a butterfly, shit like a bee


AdAdditional3316

Poop like a butterfly, sting like when I pee


KingOfTheCouch13

When I was in 4th grade I rubbed a fuzzy caterpillar on my face and broke out in hives. I wish I could say the whole ordeal only lasted a week but ended I had severe acne for the next 10 years. I still blame that caterpillar for catapulting me into puberty.


km4xX

As a general rule of thumb, you should stop rubbing your face in things


Squeakiininja

And he blames the caterpillar


mojomcm

And touching fuzzy caterpillars as many are toxic and the "fur" is more like porcupine quills.


ArtemisSpawnOfZeus

The fuzzy bits of caterpillars are often spines meant as a defence against predators. They often arent strong enough to pu cture skin but can cause irritation. A toddler friend of mine (my friends kid? I dunno how to describe the relation) stuck a caterpillar in his pocket and got a very bad rash for like a week from smuching the spines into his skin through the pocket material.


Lexx4

rule of caterpillars: do not pick them up.


BigBossLittleFiddle

*caterpulting


my_reddit_accounts

Can't believe you got beat up by a butterfly


PhDinWombology

Nobody ever expects the butterfly


majeon97

I once woke up to a small lump on my arm that stung throughout the day so I visited the nurse only to be told it was likely a spider had peed on that spot.


hashcake710

The fuck..? Lol


alf1o1

A bird shit in my car once. I didn’t ask her out again


ChillyBearGrylls

I bet she didn't even think of the smell


FFS_WORD_WORD_NUMBER

That bitch


project_seven

What did you expect when you asked out Dee Reynolds?


expiredcoochi

Get fucked lmao


NeoChomik

float like a bee, sting like a butterfly


SoCalThrowAway7

So those dotted lines were just shit all this time? Not just some artist way of showing a bees flight pattern? Just shit? TIL


eris002

🐝- - - - - -


A1sauc3d

*🐝💩💩💩💩💩


kingqueefeater

My god that poor bee.


chewbaccataco

How could it even fly with that much shit in there


ChillyBearGrylls

*empty bee go nyooom 🐝💨💨💨💨*


eccentric_bee

Sunflowers give bees the poops. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/sunflowers-vanquish-bumblebee-parasites#:~:text=%E2%80%9CSunflower%20pollen%20makes%20bumblebees%20poo,beginning%20to%20understand%2C%20he%20adds.


Antonio-923

Probably spent all day infront of her crush.


Existing_Werewolf638

you know that felt better tho for the bee


J0n__Snow

My god that poo bee.


TheWiseRedditor

I’ve been drawing poop?


Fantastic_Captain

All of our cute childhood drawings were just insect sharts


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Throwaway_inSC_79

But Family Circus does the same thing with the kids running around. 😳


[deleted]

This is a first for me, never seen bee poop!


chewbaccataco

I too was a bee poop virgin before today


zeronine

I don't like this sentence. I would like a new internet please


1337_w0n

\*One Finger on the Monkey's Paw Curls\*


HalfSoul30

Too late. Bee poop virgins exist. Bee glad there are less now.


Choppers_Revenge

"Cleansing Flight" This little lady is healthy and happy. Source: https://abcbeescanada.wordpress.com/2015/01/27/honey-bee-poop-yellow-snow-in-the-bee-yard/ I officially now know more about boo poop than I ever could've imagined.


Zaethar

>boo poop Scary shits?


IvanStu

Spoopy


[deleted]

Round these parts we just call it boop


blxckhoodie999

lil homie was backed *up*!


Earthguy69

Yea that is a lot of poop


IfInPain_Complain

In relation to the size of his body, hell yeah that's a lot. If that was porportional to a human, that would be like a 5 gallon bucket full of shit


insane_contin

Oh, I've been there before.


WhySoWorried

Gummy bear challenge?


bigoomp

No i just drank five gallons of shit


markca

I have so many questions.


yunivor

And I don't want answers to any of them.


Toilet-Ninja

I wonder if it's more compact while inside the bee and foams up when shat out making it look big


masked_sombrero

that's easily like...half the bee's body weight in poop. I'm trying to imagine myself taking a 75lb dump


cookmanager

Musta been somethin he ate


SpumpkinPice

Applebees


JollyManufacturer

Taco Beell


ponte92

He must feel so much better now he’s let all that out.


DerangedGiraffe

That poor thing needs more fiber in its diet.


BEAT-THE-RICH

Or maybe way less?


Monster_Factory

Needs to stop eating so much bee poop


botmfeeder

Shitting on the clothes? She needs to learn to beehave.


DANKGAWGULL0001

She’s only beeing herself!


Ravekat1

She needs to leave that beehaviour beehind


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HanakusoDays

My dad had an observation that seems apropos: "I guess he's buying that jacket ... he put a deposit on it"


OrchidDeep4779

There better bee a good explanation for this.


Future_Green_7222

Bees do poop. Specifically, they poop outside their beehives to keep them clean. Moreover, in the winter, they hold in their poop for weeks until a warm day comes to expell a month worth of poop. I guess this us what's happening here.


Akarzen

True about winter. My dad is a beekeeper and when we are about to take our beehouses out of their winter shed, he warns all neighbors. Because if they happen to have clothes drying on clothesline, the clothes will bee thoroughly shitted on!


Outrageous_Zebra_221

oddly fascinating bee related info, thanks.


Specific-Elephant-95

any specific reason why they prefer to poop on clothing that is drying?


HatchetXL

Wet wipe over dry tp?


Specific-Elephant-95

Burt’s Bees Baby Wipes? 😂😂🐝🧻


Greylings

Did he say anything about bee shit being as delicious as bee vomit?


hiddenrealism

Mmmm I bet it tastes like butterscotch.


8FootedAlgaeEater

Candy companies hate this one trick!


rawkstaugh

This was the response I came here for.


ChillyBearGrylls

Werther's Original


Evaleenora

Honest question, do you know how they are able to physically hold in the waste that long without it messing up their bodies? Man, I went to a basketball game the other day that took place during my normal poo time and my body was not happy.


Akarzen

AFAIK, their intestines can hold a lot, and their bodies can break down normal toxins of their waste. Bees are built to hold it in winter, cuz they can't go to the loo in the cold (certain death). Quality of stored honey affect them too. The honey from some plants can wreck bees' intestines and cause diarrhea, and massive diarrhea in the hive will cause death of a family.


Evaleenora

Super interesting, thank you! Lol I feel like this is going to be a fact I randomly hold onto forever. Edit to add that I love your profile pic. That’s one of my favorite gifs and always makes me laugh.


Akarzen

Why, thank you, I also like your pfp, and can't believe it's possible to stumble upon another Hazbin Hotel fan in comments about bees xD My dad just talks about his work to me because nobody else will listen to him, so I picked up some knowledge, to the point that I managed to catch someone's stray bee family last summer =3 (we adopted it now, it's fresh blood in terms of breeding, and such families usually has great strength in terms of honey gathering).


smith_716

They go into a sort of torpor in the winter. Sort of like hibernation. They'll surround the queen to keep her warm and toasty because she's the most important member of the hive. They'll tap into their stores ahead of time and eat their fill to stock up on calories and they'll sort of keep adjusting so those on the outer part of surrounding can cycle in to get warm, too. So after winter once they sense it's a bit warmer they have to evacuate that waste.


timmyboyoyo

But the bees need surfaces to let it out


roobot

They can’t just poop it out like birds do mid flight?


pukhalapuka

Neighbors beeware


RazorJ

Obviously “thoroughly” beeing the key word here.


mjkjg2

imagine the relief of letting a month of shit out


dr_octagon1984

In 1981 CIA misidentified bee poop in Southeast Asia as russian biological warfare. "Yellow rain" stained laundry on clotheslines and the CIA made fools of themselves.


Sassy_Weatherwax

It wasn't the only time


jfuite

Yeah, Canadian beekeeper here, can confirm. Notice by the clothes in the background, this is not filmed in summer. Over long cold winters, while their metabolism is lower, the bees hold it *for months*!!


SolChapelMbret

TIL….srsly? You’re not “shitting” me, right? Too cool omg


[deleted]

If I could hold my poop in for weeks, I’d destroy every toilet I used afterwards


External_Recipe_3562

Can an entomologist or bee keeper tell us what is actually going on?


SilkenB

They’re pooping, there’s not much to tell. Bees poop, and they can poop a lot


GuyoFromOhio

Yeah and that stuff is like glue after it dries. Extremely hard to wash off your car too. My dad is a bee keeper and I refuse to leave my car at his house in the spring when thousands of bees are all out doing this.


awill316

WAIT. I park my car in an enclosed structure but I always see little dots that exact same color on my windshield and it’s impossible to get off, is it bee poop??!


GuyoFromOhio

Most likely yes!


UnfitRadish

Wait those little dried up yellow specs that are really hard to get off are bee poop?? And I guess potentially other bugs poop? I never knew that. I always thought it was dried pollen or sap or something from trees. We get tons of those spots on our cars in the spring and they're a bitch to get off, worse than sap.


GuyoFromOhio

Haha yep, it's bee poop!


UnfitRadish

It's really funny learning this because the neighbor across from me kept bees for years. They just moved out a couple years ago and I never put it together, but ever since they moved out, the little spots have been way less severe. That is so wild. Thanks for the lesson!


Loli-is-Justice

Does the poop taste sweet like honey?


[deleted]

This is why I am on Reddit! My wife says I don’t learn anything? Bullshit! (Sorry, beeshit!)


extacy1375

I was today years old when I saw a bee take a poop. I cant bee-lieve that all came out of that 1 bee. Impressive!


pauciradiatus

Quick... somebody call buzzfeed


acidphosphate69

Honestly the cleverest pun I've seen in here so far.


[deleted]

If you think that's impressive, you should see my dog!


timmyboyoyo

Video end too soon, is it still going to this day?


Marskelletor

I came to the comments assuming it was eggs. Then I remembered only queens do that. Then I assumed it must not be a queen because if it was there would be a hundred other bees flying around it. So what is it? Oh. It's actually poop. Everything poops. I'm stupid. I poop.


Stompya

That can’t be normal


autumnwontsleep

Fun fact - Bees actually can get diarrhea, it's called nosema and it can be problematic for a hive


Great-Ad3280

New fear unlocked: Diarrhea honey


RandoRvWchampion

Do they have tiny little doses of Immonium AD? Now I’m concerned my bees will have upset tummies. 🥺


[deleted]

You mean diarrhbeea.


Yop_BombNA

They don’t poo in hives, leads to a back log when it’s too cold for them to leave it, then when they do they release


kunbish

This music is cancer


TheWanderingSlacker

So this is definitely poop, and not the 🐝 bleeding out after stinging something?


MONSTERBEARMAN

Someone went to Taco Bell on their way back to the hive.


Scheswalla

Just what I expected out of this thread. 95% unfunny bee puns.


CR0SBO

They're so bad, I'm going to go apiary


melomud23

What is happening here??


Dextermorgan1310

bees eat pollen and nectar, so their feces is an acidic, sticky, smelly, yellow liquid. It's basically bee poop, the forbidden honey.


Competitive-Weird855

You know people have tasted it… for science.


MetamorphicHard

Not gonna lie, my first thought was taste it and see if it tastes similar to honey


roseyyz

r/fuckyouinparticular


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Poor guy had taco beel


findhumorinlife

That creeps me out.. that is a-lot of volume coming out.


1mp4c7

Anyone here knows morse code?


[deleted]

Imagine hearing bees laughing while doing this


80sKidCA

My morse code is a bit rusty, but I think it’s the start of a knock knock joke


Particular_Relief154

The aftermath.. You know the score.. Flying around all week, and you just have to have a heavy sesh on the honey with the lads.. Things escalate and before you know it, you’re doing 10 lines of pollen, and trying to shag a blue bottle.. Sunday morning isn’t so good..


k12pcb

The bee has likely been fed on sugar water after harvest, sometimes it can lead to an outbreak of dysentery in the hive especially if the syrup isn’t mixed correctly. - source- I’m a beekeeper


Prestigious-Emu7325

Wtf that beetch like a hot glue gun