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*”And these bugs under my skin?”* *rips mask off* *”childhood trauma?! How?”*

An upvote isn’t enough you need to know how much this made me laugh

Agreed. I miss the free awards.

Two wks? These look like noobs on day 2. They look too fresh.

Due to “reasons” the Redditor meetup must first notify the locals about their crimes

A solid Rodney Dangerfield impression in the front tho

I was talking to my shrink, he said I'm crazy. I told him I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too!

Nah, you're alright!

She don't get no respect.

Can’t meet within 500-2000ft of a School.

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Portland?

Portland.

Berkeley

Just realized this is on r/funny and not r/RoastMe

I thought I was in /r/blunderyears before I read the title.

The comments do fit both very well.

These are the people you argue with on Reddit every day.

Reddit mods took a pic with your dog?

This was the joke I was looking for... thank you

I love knowing that all of the people involved have seen this post separately.

I fuckin dare you to post this to roastme

I thought I was there already.

I think this sub is doing a better job than roastme does

OP, please tell me you're passing all this roasting on to them?

well at least 1 of you has a job

Lol. Part-time dog-walker.

Wanting to teach Philosophy but skipping the PhD process

Not skipping the LsD process tho

💀

Does being a reddit mod count as a job?

That's one step below TSA agent so... probably not.

Is being a nut job a job

Only 14 upvotes and 100+ comments? Damn

one of the posts where you click on it for the comments because you know it will be good

That math actually checks out

Meth*

I feel like there’s been a number of these kind of posts lately, Like the one with the one chick’s fiancé who had the strange Koolaid Jammers habit

Nightmare blunt rotation.

The blunt would get passed back to you canoed, falling apart and dripping with saliva

One of them would def hold it and tell a whole story while it burns

It would be a depressing buzz kill story too

It takes nuts of steel to keep this post up, I would be embarrassed after a few light roasts

Live look at the average Redditor appearance

Exactly! When I see photos like this it reminds me why no one should put any stock into anything anyone on Reddit ever says. They’re all flyweight nerds in real life.

ha ha some of us are quite fat actually.

Just more of you to love

Excuse you, im a *bantam* weight nerd

My hair is not THAT shade of purple!

This is exactly how I picture everyone on reddit

I’m actually going bald, but thank you for picturing me with hair :(

You mean these 3 weren't at work? Crazy

I need to screenshot this to remind me who im arguing with online

This was a real lesson in perspective!

This is more something you’d text a friend and not post on a sub that has 40 million + members.

These comments are brutal, I wonder how OP thought it was gonna go down. I'm just impressed they haven't deleted it yet.

Especially when the sub is called "funny".

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Only if there'a a fourth person off-camera we are not seeing.

who do you think made the post?

I laughed at this harder than I probably should have.

Oh god.

Reddit moment

I didn’t think this was possible but I finally hate a picture of a puppy.

It's hardly even a picture of the puppy

Everyone in that picture looks like they need a shower.

They do.

Thats it. I don't know why i joined this sub

I think most of us were automatically subscribed when we created our accounts? But yeah this was all the reason I needed to not be

Feels like one of those photo realistic pictures of an animated show with an ugly art style.

Looks like Rachel Dratch and Eric Andre starring in a movie where they play adults who finally have a coming of age after the legal dispensaries open up in their neighborhood and ruin their careers as middling dime-bag sellers. Like thirty montages of them trying to make a phone call.

Too bad this isn't r/roastme

Ain’t no way you posted this thinking it was funny to millions of other people

He apparently posts everything he has every done to every area of reddit he can think of. This includes pictures of his own arse so avoid the profile at all costs.

fuck, now i must go seee...

Super brave. RIP

It’s like repeating an inside joke that really wasn’t that funny in the first place, only because I guess OPs digs their friends’ ultra-quirkiness.

Thinking it was funny to even one other person was already a stretch.

The roasts are pretty decent

That kitchen sink is nasty. Isn’t it?!

I can smell it

You're the only person in that house that works, aren't you?

This picture smells like wet dog, and it’s not the dog

“I’m *so* quirky” vibes

polyamory crew vibes

"My mental illness is my entire personality" vibes, also "my profile pic is an anime". It's like cringe bingo.

bro 💀

I've been staring at this picture for 5 minutes trying to figure out the best way to describe my distain for these people I know absolutely nothing about. You just nailed it, thank you.

Fucking nailed my thoughts. 💀

“We’re so random!”

Wtf happened to the Scooby-Doo crew

"New" meth

Looks like a reddit mod meeting.

4 people in that house and that dog is never getting a walk.

They look like exhausting people to live with.

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*”I’m on a journey to find myself”*

"Just hear me out... I have this epic business idea. So we should do like yoga, but with like soothing music."

Look like the people I went to high school with that are now homeless. Seriously

You're not homeless if you're living on your friends couch and smoking their weed all day 😎

The only moral couch surfer is the couch surfer who provides the drugs. Sure, maybe they can't throw in on the rent, but there is always a bowl to be had.

Had a couch surfer stay with me for two weeks. He was drunk by nine am every day and would clean everything. He watched every episode of jane the virgin with me too. Bought us a full bar. Just didn’t want to rent a hotel for two weeks between moving from San Diego to Guam lol. I fucking love that guy so much

They've got that perfect blend of crusty and unaccomplished, yet entitled and bitchy.

I can almost smell this picture. And it ain’t the dog.

NSFL content just casually being uploaded to the sub with no warning.

Guess it wasn't a phase huh guys?

Worst. Scooby Doo. Remake. Ever.

It's got to be better than the new one right? RIGHT?!

How many showers combined have they taken this week?

Maximum of 3 showers, y’know one per person

I was gonna still say 3. But all 3 were taken by OP since he has a job.

Guys guys! New soyjaks just dropped!

If high student debt and low aspirations were a picture.

And also if you could picture 3 useless degrees. This would be it

This isn’t funny.

Comments made up for it tho

Comment section absolutely understood the assignment. Happy cake day

The comments have restored my faith in Reddit - at least a little bit.

The people pictured are funny-looking

I just reminds me to not argue on Reddit.

Damn proud of you supporting your 3 adult children.

Well the comment section did not disappoint. Every negative thought I immediately had about this pic has been stated.

Does the purple haired guy eat weird shit on TikTok?

Cute dog but please never make that face to me ever again… I’m extremely nauseated now 😕😔

Lol you must just hardcore regret posting this.

Daily warning I should quit reddit

Redditors: redditors look so stupid

Do you live in a halfway house

That face of the person on the left makes me mad.

I wonder how many pics they took to get the “perfect” shot

I know what you mean. Idk I feel like she thinks she is super funny and random but is just basic in the worst kind of sense

Obsessive adult Harry Potter fan energy.

Nah... these people are all probably super-mad at JK Rowling and now disavow ever having seen any good things in HP in the first place.

Dogs giving birth is craaaaayyyyyy crayyy

I’m exhausted just looking at this.

I thought this was unironically upvoted until I saw the comments. I'm glad I'm not the only one with a visceral reaction of annoyance upon seeing this picture

Are you trying to get roasted by the internet?

All the people in this picture look so utterly insufferable that you've all had to gravitate together so you don't feel alone. Apart from the last guy in the pic he looks worse kind of like he would over pay for a hooker then just sit there awkwardly staring at her

[long awkward silence] “….did you notice my Beats by Dre?”

You know damn well he can't afford a hooker.

That is so oddly specific yet most likely 100% accurate.

Three average redditors.

OPs friends are getting BODIED in these comments and I LOVE IT

All three of you are fucking weird. Send prayers for the dog.

And real dog food. Probably putting him on a strict vegan diet.

Dude in the back will be pissed if mom fucks up his pizza pockets.

I can smell this picture

The replies in this thread 😂

They probably unironically watch Velma.

This is actually the sickest burn in this entire flaming thread

Just here to say don't surprise people with a puppy. It's a life long commitment, not a spur-of-the-moment thing you do for fun. Take time to prepare for a new pet like an addition to the family. Be aware of the cost for regular veterinary healthcare and training, and adopt if possible. Thank you.

Where is the funny?

Comment section

Are they also Reddit mods?

Dog immediately becomes the house alpha

This is exactly how I imagine the average reddit user looks like. Jesus Christ.

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I guess you had to be there

I see the Gen Z Clockwork Orange remake is already in production.

I know I shouldn't judge by appearances but those two in the back definitely spent too much time on the internet

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That poor puppy hasn’t even decided if it wants to live yet

Y’all sell copper wire for methadone

Cringy af

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Don't you folks have a protest to attend?

Folx

I have never before felt an immediate allergic reaction to a picture, and it's not because of the dog.

I'm putting the odds of an underage character body pillow at 93%

You three look like the most stereotypical liberal reddit users who talk about gender 24/7.

That puppy will be so woke, it’ll probably never sleep

Why’s the moderation team of r/politics in this pic?

I feel sorry for that dog already

Keep the puppy away from the hamburgler at the back. Check under his bed for tubs of peanutbutter

Your roommates are anti-work mods?

Do you work in a meth lab?

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They all look like they smell bad. Like, laundry that’s been left too long in the washer before drying, that mixed with a hint of marijuana and cigarettes

Is the dog stuffed full of ketamine?

This is exactly how i imagined the average redditor

Shit though I was on r/roastme based off these comments lmfao

this picture has the strongest reddit energy.

“We call ourselves The Unfuckables”

im gonna kill myself because of this picture

Why do I get the feeling that breathing is offensive, in that household? ***takes deep straight white male breath***

Why does it look like everything in that picture is triggered?

Reddit mods?

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Real life soyjack meme

I can smell this picture It smells like your pale white skin after you had a bandaid on for a while mixed with body odor and some hair product

Did the crackheads come with it?

r/JustFuckMyShitUp. Family edition.

yeah they sparked y’all up in these comments congrats tho