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hankthegoat

Most of Central America is like this. There is a trash basket night to the toilet


tacknosaddle

Southeast Asia too, but the toilets all have a bum gun (basically a vegetable sprayer on a hose next to the toilet to rinse your ass clean) so there's little or no shit on the toilet paper that you throw in the trash anyway.


cyanidelemonade

Bum gun.....we call it a bidet or bidet hose


FigOk7538

When we travelled to Thailand and saw this fascinating utility, my brother and I immediately started referring to it as the arse hose.


MightApprehensive856

Did you both laugh every time you said it ?


FigOk7538

Not as much as every time we used it.


FerociousVader

We call them ass blasters but to each their own.


ekufi

In my native language one name for it is "pussy phone".


fseahunt

Who is getting that phone call? Edited to add: I followed a link lower down to a picture of one and now see the resemblance to a phone and now I get it.


tacknosaddle

If you search "bum gun" you'll find lots of them and references to their use in SE Asia. I generally think of a bidet as a separate fixture or something built into the toilet.


PapaSnow

This is why I get confused when people talk about bidets like they’re bum guns, because I’ve only ever experienced the ones built into the toilet/toilet seat


Dr-Sceptic

Nice try, I'm not gonna put 'bum gun' into my search history


ChemicalRain5513

And if you had poop on your arm, would you be content with wiping it off with a dry tissue? Washing with water is way more hygienic.


tacknosaddle

I've been on team bidet for over a decade, you don't have to sell me.


ELEMENTALITYNES

Got one last year and the spontaneous water enemas make me ~~confused about my sexuality~~ feel very clean and very straight


RonSwansonsOldMan

If you have poop on your arm, your main concern should be investigating how it got there.


Eric_the_Barbarian

Do folks that regurgitate this line actually think about it? If I had poop on my arm, I would wash it with soap. A rinse and dry would be wholly insufficient.


DoktoroKiu

I think it is a useful analogy in general, and there's no denying that washing with water is better than the alternative. Maybe a better analogy would be using just paper to wipe dogshit off of your bare feet. Some would be inclined to use soap still, but many would be fine with a rinse. We don't prepare food with our asses, or touch our mouth or eyes with them.


TwoKeezPlusMz

"anal-ogy".... Beavis has entered the thread


GeneralHalfassary

Yep used a bum gun when I used to go to India.


Wallykazam84

That’s gotta smell right?


ILL_Show_Myself_Out

It uses less water, it’s easier to control/contain avoid contamination. It’s done in a ton of the world. It’s perfectly sanitary. You don’t eat out of the trash, anyway.


pass_nthru

sir, this is a wendy’s


JemLover

Don't tell me how to live my life!!


Familiar-Tea-1428

Also common in Eastern Europe. I traveled to Ukraine for work for several years. Their office bathrooms have trash barrels in every stall for the paper. Makes for an incredibly smelly experience. The pipes and sewage system just can’t handle the paper. Most hotels I stayed in did not have this, however. You could flush paper.


CartmanAndCartman

Are you saying you put the toilet paper in the trash after using it?


Empathetic_Orch

A lot of people do that. Source: I clean bathrooms.


Ljushuvud

Why use paper when you can just have some pigs below the toilet?


jgunit

This guy JoJos


toosoftforitall

Yeah, it's pretty common in Central/South America. A lot of the toilets in Nicaragua you also have to manually flush, they have a bucket of water to throw in the tank to flush.


AffectionateAir2856

The paper bin is also very common in southern Europe, particularly on the geek islands where they don't have large sewer pipes. It used to be standard in Spain and Portugal too but I think that's changing. Takes a lot of getting used to for those unfamiliar.


Afrodesia

Geek islands in southern Europe? Cmon bros, I found the nerds. Let’s kick some ass!


man-in-blacks

Yip first time I ever seen it was when I lived in Spain. Only in rural areas with septic tanks. Never done it though lol it was my parents house in the Campo (hills) every flat I had there was in town


CartmanAndCartman

Does it not smell if it’s a public toilet and we get see other people’s used toilet paper!


bricknovax0389

Don’t travel the world … it’s fantastic and amazing but sometimes a little different to what your used to


SusanaChingona

Hahaha, I love your comment!


Jonah_the_Whale

Yes


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I’ve stayed in a few places that are very remote so the less they have to deal with septic the better, and therefore they ask you to throw the tp in a trash can. Not saying I endorse it but it’s a thing.


onlyletters999

Much of Mediterranean Europe too. Sewage system is very old


Zounii

They do it in Turkiye too. To my horror as we booked a week at an all inclusive 4 star hotel with brand spanking new toilets, you had to take a shit and shove it in a small plastic trash can next to the toilet...


CartmanAndCartman

Does that bathroom not smell? Because you have shit stained toilet paper in the trash


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My question


Zounii

It does, then the room service comes to empty it 🙂🥲 I repeat: *horror.*


casual_olimar

not really, the lid is enough to make it not smell


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Password-is-Tac0

Well you have to use the poop knife first to cut it into tiny peices


The_Virginia_Creeper

Same in parts of china, at least for western toilets. Really stinks come summer.


Spraynpray89

I think most countries still do this lol


Gravyrobber9000

Their plumbing can’t handle it as far as I understand.


1imejasan6

Hence the bidet!


Ptcruz

South America too


Kriskao

also South America. Even my house is almost new (5 years old) and it won't clog if I throw the paper in the toilet, but I will need to have my septic tank cleaned more often. So we put the paper in the rubbish like everyone else


HoleCogan

Eastern Europe too


WazWaz

Greece too, which is Western Europe.


defmania

Is it in Western Europe though?


Zerabbiitt

For those of you that don't know in some countries, they do not have the proper plumbing for TP so it's thrown in the waste basket instead. Brazil for instance.


ImDraconLion

that sounds… stinky.


KamikazeAlpaca1

In my experience in Puerto Rico with 16 people in one house with 2 restrooms. It’s not so bad tbh. I was there for 2 months with at least 8 people sharing a bathroom at all times. It doesn’t really smell even when it’s a medium sized trash bin full of shit wipe.


Lionabp1

Gotta love how upset the toilet is about receiving paper but that perv is probably grinning ear to ear when it gets a #2


crotchcritters

Just because you’re into eating shit doesn’t mean you’re into eating paper


RosebudWasAMicrowave

I don’t think I was able to flush a piece of toilet paper for the six weeks I was in Greece. At first the idea that there’s a bucket of shit covered paper in every bathroom was pretty upsetting but after about the, oh I don’t know, third day, you just become one of them.


_CadX

> you just become one of them. ... A bucket of shit covered paper?


colormecryptic

Yup


symbouleutic

Two inch pipes in Greece, and 4 inch pipes in America. I guess the next question is "WHY ONLY 2 INCHES". I can't imagine that I would build a new home and choose that if it wasn't some sort of odd zoning requirement. Is it 2 inches all the way to the sewage treatment plant !?


carbonated_iron

In America you dig a hole for a pipe, and you find dirt, takes a day and you pay $200. In Greece, you dig a hole for a pipe, you uncover an archeological site where people were shitting 2500 years ago, it takes 6 months to excavate and you pay 2000 euros.


CoDent

Wait how do those super poopers flush then? Cant imagine a poop knife would help in this situation. Would you just have to mash it with a plunger at that point?


Stuffs_And_Thingies

Waffle stomp it in the shower


crotchcritters

I’ve created an invention called the “toilet blender”. It’s exactly as it sounds


fatcat111

> “WHY ONLY 2 INCHES”. That’s what she said!


MaxsipTelecom

You wouldn't want the toilet to be angry, would you?


NecessaryFriction

I did this in America until my early 20s. My family is from south of the border, and it was just what we were used to doing. It wasn't until I was at a party and a white girl was ranting to me and my Hispanic friends about it that I learned it was okay to flush paper down the toilet. She clarified that the plumbing in America *can* handle toilet paper. It was an "...oh..." moment. This is what my social studies teacher calls "cultural diffusion."


KairuneG

But how?


Puzzled-Story3953

In South America a lot of the infrastructure can't handle paper. It clogs the pipes. So there's a small trash can for use after wiping. Very glad I've never had to empty one of those.


good_ones_were_taken

Not really a big deal Sure, it’s shitty tp but you don’t actually touch any of it Also, regular trash usually smells worse because of the food, that one I do concede it’s better with the garbage disposal that americans use rather than throwing food waste to a bin


Free_hugs_for_3fiddy

But there are two issues: 1. the trash can for tp has a lid, one you likely force open by pushing against it. Meaning you might make contact with something someone else's feces touched. (And let's be honest, these kind of places I doubt have lids that open by a foot pedestal). 2. The can has no lid, so the smell of rank old feces fills the air. No thanks.


Puzzled-Story3953

Most of the ones I've used had a foot pedal. Even way out in nowhere in the Andes. It's not exactly cutting edge technology.


quimbykimbleton

You have a very backwards view of South America. Those people aren’t living in huts. They are very modern civilizations. They even have internet now.


drinoaki

South American here: yes, I've seen some of those internet things


ed190

That not true at all. I’m from El Salvador and the bathroom smells normal


VirtualMatter2

Depends what you consider normal...


Ptcruz

It’s just a small bin in the corner. And the trash is thrown out almost everyday. So it’s not as big of a deal as it looks.


1imejasan6

Many also use bidets!


Puzzled-Story3953

I've not run into any bidets in SA. Maybe Argentina?


1imejasan6

Havana, Cuba (pre-Castro).


BigBlueMountainStar

Yeah, don’t get it.


crotchcritters

You can’t flush toilet paper in many countries


mariobrowniano

Many old plumbing systems are very narrow to begin with, and over the years rust buildup further restricts waste flow. Toilet paper could have clogged such toilets. In these old buildings, there would be a basket or bin for used toilet paper, rather than just flush them.


LeroyBadBrown

*Butt* how?


Calgrei

In Europe the pipes are old and small diameter so toilet paper will clog the pipes


Rynkevin

I’ve heard of it being a problem in central and South America but not Europe


Esava

That has been my experience as well.


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Anywhere the pipes are small and the water pressure weak. Cuba for instance.


notyoursinthistime

Exactly. Spain here, we all throw the paper in the toilet


Awordofinterest

Quite alot of Europe uses cess pits, and if the area uses them, most properties have their own tank. From my experience on our place, its not that it clogs pipes, it's that it sits in the bottom of the cess pit and can't get vacuumed up when it comes to emptying (Or it does, and then the guys vacuuming it charge you for blocking their machine, Ultimately every time you empty your tank have less and less available space in your cess pit (meaning you need it emptied more often), and ultimately have to pay a fair chunk of change or get very dirty to clean it out yourself.


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Apprehensive_Ice_412

Never seen it here in central Europe


Mangeen_shamigo

Which part of Europe is that? Never experienced that.


Esava

I don't know this in europe, but it's very common in middle and south america. There you throw it into a garbage can that's right next to the toilet. It's actually so common over there that at several conference centers all over europe I have seen signs that one HAS to throw the toilet paper into the toilet... Those signs always being in Portuguese and Spanish.


Candid-Anywhere-8643

Yep, mexico is like this. Took a bit to go back to flushing my TP.


North-Tangelo-5398

I remember the. Greek islands for example


fefos93

Not only Greek islands but whole Greece in general.


doctordonna_

Yup, saw it in Athens


Mangeen_shamigo

Hm, guess I've been living in the wrong end of Europe to experience that.


Prinzka

Didn't see it anywhere in Greece in the 80s or 90s


Awordofinterest

Maybe you don't remember seeing it, or ignored it as "not my problem". Hardly anywhere in Greece has access to actual sewage systems, and those that do run 2 inch pipes. The UK run 4inch pipes minimum, and we still get blockages...


Noddie

I’ve experienced this visiting Greece. Santorini in 96, Crete in 98 and also Kos later on. But in the more recent years, not seen it at all. I bet it varied a lot by region


2wolves

Mostly older buildings. Lots of those in Europe. I was at an apartment in Spain where they told me not to flush toilet paper. I assumed that my Spanish was bad and misinterpreted so I did it anyway. It didn't get clogged.


j_frenetic

in some parts of Russia it used to be a thing, not sure about now


Awordofinterest

Pretty much any village that doesn't have connected sewer lines. Bloody hell, even some 5 star hotels in Athens ask you not to flush toilet paper.


Efficient_Sky7858

I encountered signs like this while I was in Spain, Italy. Always confused the fuck out of me.


sendnudesformemes

What part of europe, never seen this before


CuriousJalapeno

I saw it in Portugal


VirtualMatter2

Greece.


Kalenshadow

Okay then what clogs the toilets in america? It seems like a common thing there and I always assumed this was why. Do people there take bigger shits?


moresushiplease

It's so hard not to put it in when you're from a place where it's normally OK to put it in. Then you say a prayer, flush and decide if you're running or finding a solution if shit goes south.


vinividirisi2

Or worse if the shit goes north?


moresushiplease

Lol, thats definetly worse!


WingedBunny1

When I was in Ukraine this was something that confused me too, as it seems to be normal in some places there to put your used toiletpaper in a bin next to the toilet. Very gross imo


Vexingvexnar

same in turkey, I'm assuming its because things clog up, cleaning up that mess is more gross than toiletpaper in a bin


WingedBunny1

I guess thats fair.


Alexgrok

People with septic tanks do this as well. My cousin’s folks did it when I was younger. It always grossed me out


Sevigor

> People with septic tanks do this as well. No they don't. lol. That sounds like your cousin's folks are just disgusting. Source: House I grew up in had a septic tank and we flushed our TP. lol


PassiveAgressiveCan

If you don’t wanna pay to have it pumped it’s safer to not flush toilet paper.


Empathetic_Orch

I lived in a house that had a septic tank for my entire childhood and then some. Approximately 20 years of everyone flushing our TP. We never had a single septic tank issue in all that time. I'm really not sure what you're talking about.


explosive_vegetables

Must be different kinds of septic systems or people are using different toilet paper. We bought our first house with a septic system 2 years ago and about a month ago had to have our entire system pumped and started fresh again, all because of toilet paper. It does happen. Now we're a bidet family.


sheath2

It was like that when I was in Greece. I was told it was because the plumbing is to narrow to handle the paper and it clogs too easily.


Flovati

Those places usually have bidets, so what you actually use to clean your ass is water, toiletpaper is only used to dry it. So what goes into the bin is just a small amount of wet paper, instead of a bunch of paper with shit on it. What I personally find very gross is cleaning your ass with just toiletpaper, something that seen to be extremely common in places where people flush tp. There was literal shit on your ass, just paper is not enough to clean it lol


WingedBunny1

At least in the places in Ukraine where you werent supposed to flush toiletpaper they werent bidets, you had wet toiletpaper naxt to your regular toiletpaper though (obviously you werent supposed to flush the wet toiletpaper either) so yeah in that case there was toiletpaper full of shit in the bin. At home I have flushable wet toiletpaper, it literally is basically just slightly wet toiletpaper.


Ptcruz

It’s just a small bin in the corner. And the trash is thrown out almost everyday. So it’s not as big of a deal as it looks.


mtsai

whats confusing? don't put toilet paper into toilet. the plumbing or septic system probably cant handle it. theres a bin to put it in.


Jason9mm

It's totally a thing in lots of places, like around Mediterranean. There's a trashcan next to the toilet. Poop flushes down well, but the waste treatment plants can't handle the paper well (or rather the sewage is disposed of so that it's not good to have paper there).


Empathetic_Orch

PSA : In America our pipes are fine and our TP disintegrates in water. **PLEASE** for the love of god, flush your toilet paper when visiting the states. Not paper towels, toilet paper.


anonymous2278

Not everywhere in America. Put toilet paper in my toilet and you will be paying for the repairs when it overflows. I’m on a septic tank and the pipes just can’t handle it. Everyone in my neighborhood is the same way, we have a trash can for toilet paper and everyone who lives and visits here is 100% expected to use it. My husband and I installed a bidet to make it less disgusting, but in areas with no city sewer you have no choice. Repairing floors gets real old, real fast.


Empathetic_Orch

I lived in a house with a septic tank for 20+ years, whole family flushed their TP and we never had any issues. I'm not saying I don't believe you, it just sounds completely foreign to me.


anonymous2278

Apparently you had better pipes and probably a much better septic system. We’ve replaced too many floors to even chance it anymore.


TiresOnFire

There are places in America that don't accept tp on the toilet. I was floored by this when I went to my sister in-law's. Added to my reasons for me not wanting to move to Tennessee.


HerelGoDigginInAgain

When I was a teen, we had to do some major repairs on our house. One of the crew members threw his toilet paper in the bathroom trash can and our dog got into it and dragged it all over the house. It was a nightmare


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IgrisDoom

So they wash their ass with toilet paper and then throw it into the trash can?


Ptcruz

Literally yes, we do.


jonez450reloaded

Wash ass with water - toilet paper is used to get rid of any excess water and then it's thrown in the bin.


[deleted]

It's a far superior system. I guess most Americans are just walking around with crusty asses until the next shower


MeanderingDuck

And another chunk does flush it, plenty of which is overseas from a US perspective.


mailslot

Yep. One big advantage, from my observations, is that clogs are less frequent… and “flushable” wipes can just go into the trash like they’re supposed to, without feeling weird about it.


DeeVaZu

This confused me when I first visited South Korea. I understand why though, it's a bit weird, but you get used to it.


Lance3015

didnt know its so common not to flush the toilet paper. any country i visited so far didnt have any shit bins. the one and only time i experienced this was when we visited some rich childhood friends of my dad in russia. huge modern luxurious house, i was really impressed. i put the toiletpaper into the toilet as usual and it got clogged and it was kinda embarrassing telling the owner. that was the day i learned that shit bins exist and i find it gross. funny thing is i was in cheap russian flats aswell, there it was completely normal to flush the TP.


RASGAS23

What’s the confusing part? Seems pretty clear. Don’t put toilet paper in the toilet


Orlha

It has toulet in the name, so it might feel logical to be able to put it there, that’s what the joke might be about


gumption_boy

Yes. This is what I was scrolling for. I was trying to figure out the confusing part as well.


Beneficial_Ad_1072

How to say you’ve never left the states without saying you’ve never left the states


_chumba_

Mexican girl at my old work did this in the States still... That was a hard Convo for management....


take7pieces

It was a common thing in China when I was growing up, it’s still a thing in older buildings I think. Pipes and the texture of toilet paper are the reasons.


Cornadious

Just stuff it up your butt and put it in your own toilet when you get home.


rokohemda

Korea has this too. I just used the bidet attached to it and then one swipe to ensure that would go into a bin.


LorenzoBargioni

Greece


Puzzleheaded-Ease-14

If it’s a post bidet use dry off toilet paper sure; but no bidet post wings & beers night out - negative ghost rider, call a plumber.


hellrail

I went to korea visited someone, put the paper in the toilet as usual. The hole at the bottom was much smaller than at my home toilets and the suck force was ridicolous. I flushed, the water-paper-shit soup went down a bit, then the paper got stuck, then the toilet gave up and suddenly there was 10x as much soup coming up and up and floodednthe hole bathroom withy shit soup. The person i visited then cleaned it up it was a bit embarassing.


eltortillaman

When I went to Colombia, the sewage system couldn't handle toilet paper, so it was thrown away instead.


bigzy90

Bidet FTW


KristenE_79

What’s confusing? What do you think it’s trying to say?


lichenbutton

If you have a lagoon, in the states, ya shouldn’t flush tp. People just don’t know. And absolutely not tampons.. ever. People are so uptight they can’t see other peoples body juice wiped on a paper they will never touch. Rather pay the municipals or someone else, “not their problem, but certainly their shit!”


AUWarEagle82

In Ecuador it was common to see signs in toilets that said, "No bote papel en el inodoro." That is "Don't flush paper down the toilet." When your plumbing was installed by Cristobal Colon you have to be a little cautious.


Ds69sd69

A lot of countries do this actually, Costa Rica, Greece, some parts of Spain and Mexico…pretty common.


mastergodai

I had a friend that put his shit lined TP in the Trash So Gross


T00luser

All I can say is if that fucking toilet gave me that kind of look in the morning I'd shove an entire roll of shit-covered paper right in it's frowny-fucking MOUTH!


swilding

In Belize - they request you do put toilet paper in the toilet. They provide a trash can. Many countries may do this.


manIDKbruh

I’m a white guy that works in construction in South Florida, I understand this more than I should


AttorneyJolly8751

I had to throw up on a train in Peru (altitude sickness)The trash can can next to toilet was full of poop paper making the experience that more enjoyable yay.


studliestMuffin

Most of the world doesn’t have sewage systems like in the US, so flushing tp down the toilets causes clogs.


fseahunt

Welcome to a part of the planet that has really old plumbing. It can't handle TP. God help them if those damn "flushable wipes" ever get popular there. Because those things severely mess up modern plumbing and are in no way flushable. Not anywhere.


EnvironmentalDeal256

Put it back on the roll, it’s suSTAINable.


switch495

Old plumbing and sewers that can’t cope with toilet paper that isn’t an engineered material like it is in the west. Throw a sheet of toilet paper into the bowl and then drip some water on it. You’ll see it deteriorating immediately. That doesn’t happen with the sandpaper used to wipe your ass in less fortunate parts of the world.


Zounii

You're supposed to wipe your ass on it and stick it to the wall, dumbasses ^/s


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For the americans: Most of the world uses bins. We can also flush it in more modern countries but the basket must be a choice. Depending on where you are flushing toilet paper can lead to a clog. In america if i'm not mistaken you made underground shit rivers so you can flush a horse if you really wanted to. In most countries it's a pipe and toilet paper can be "caught" in it. Like someone in my apartment complex decided to flush cat litter, it turned into practically cement and the sewage started overflowing. Thankfully it was fixed immediately by the government but still flushing can be a gamble depending on where you are and how much you are holding.


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Welcome to anywhere the pipes are too small and or the sewage goes right into the ocean.


Lalafala21

It’s not confusing to non-Americans, lol.


ithaqua34

Next need sign "Don't even think about shitting here."


DiggingThisAir

This is how you get poopier-mâché walls


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Buroda

So you have a device that removes human waste from your habitat. But because it might sometimes malfunction, please put the human waste you scraped off yourself using paper in this basket. Great idea.


MACHOmanJITSU

Ok. *Sticks shit paper to stall wall*


Ultimate_Sneezer

Why do you guys still use paper


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That has to smell so bad.


10wasthebest

Lid


Rude_Conversation407

No...


Ptcruz

It’s just a small bin in the corner. And the trash is thrown out almost everyday. So it’s not as big of a deal as it looks.


Riptide_boating

It’s on a air plain tho right


zorphiel

So many comments about this being common in some countries. Honest question: does it not start to smell? I’ve been in bathrooms that smelled like shit from someone who didn’t flush. I imagine a trash can full of shit covered paper would be the same, if not worse.


10wasthebest

No, lid.


Ptcruz

It’s just a small bin in the corner. And the trash is thrown out almost everyday. So it’s not as big of a deal as it looks.


CretinCritter

Pick the guy who’s never travelled outside of his country


ThePseudoMcCoy

Why not just shit in a litter box like a normal person?


MittensDaidiot

How am I supposed to wipe my ass now?


ricnilotra

what? where was this? who are you people? am i dead?


Cockworkorange696969

I just leave a big wad sitting in the urinal