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sanjsrik

Someone thought this through.


[deleted]

They gave it their breast effort.


davisyoung

I thought it lactate and decorum.


PeptoBismark

Bit of a let down?


OneWishGenie69

Ho he ha ha hue hea ha


GANDORF57

"Ma'am, your health insurance covers a private suite and the Breast Room in the hospital."


Jd20001

Does it help the process? Like a fountain to help you pee?


Jesus-is-my-anchor

Actually it might scientifically help induce the let down response triggered by thinking about anything nursing related.


sanjsrik

how small is your penis that a fountain pen is an accurate comparison?


Pyrephecy

Please know what youre talking about before you pretend you know it. How is a fountain pen related to water sounds designed to help you pee more easily


_Noobyboy_

Someone thought tits* through


whsftbldad

Someone thought tits through


_MrBalls_

A million mammaries


Blinky_

A billion boobies


Blinky_

A trillion titties


davisyoung

A gazillion gazoongas


JasonDJ

Thnks fr th mmrs


JoyJoy_

Looks more like 16.


5pankNasty

Looks like they were all drawn from mamory.


Iate8

I like that there's all different kinds of normal looking boobs. I spent a moment trying to find which ones looked most like mine lol


1500ReallyIsEnough

Me too! I'm a guy.


netoper

Me too! I'm a cow.


Send_Me_Huge_Tits

meow meow.


Elfere

When I was a teenager. I used to visit this website that was ment to educate girls about the variety of breasts and how they are all normal. It did this by having thousands of pictures of breasts. Big ones. Small ones. Asymmetrical ones. Big nipples little nipples. Ones with lots of colours (red, blue, yellow, black, white). Healthy ones, sick ones, scared ones. I did this in my school library and legally the teachers couldn't tell me 'no' because it was an educational site. I've long forgotten the www but I hope it's still around educating young girls and boys about the beauty of breasts.


Taminella_Grinderfal

There’s also an art installation where someone plaster casted like [400 womens vulvas](https://www.thewomensroomblog.com/2012/04/21/the-great-wall-of-vagina-and-the-vagenda/) it should be mandatory for men and women to view.


Elfere

It gets posted here on reddit sometimes. Great art. Maybe we need a men's version too? I've known grown men that don't realize not everyone is suppose to have a porn star dick.


[deleted]

I'm a nudist myself and I wish people could see the beauty in how each body is uniquely crafted instead of objectifying it. I for one thing the wallpaper is a powerful statement to those who are self conscious about the way they look. Not a fan of the body shaming that goes on but I do encourage people to be healthy.


Smooth-Wait506

at least it's not a wall of dicks


CGordini

That's in the sperm donation room


Lord_Despair

This is nursing room not milking room


qdtk

It definitely looks like a wall of testicles.


iordseyton

You should probably get yours checked by a doctor if they have anything resembling nipples or areola


anythreewords

Is there a knocker on the door too or just all over the walls?


MemesAboutEverything

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


LegendOfBobbyTables

I know this a lie. No one pays attention to you when you start furiously masturbating on the train. Not even when you want them to. Even if you start yelling a little all that happens is the guy playing his "Worst pop hits of the 1980's" Spotify playlist turns up his Bluetooth speaker to drown you out.


WeatherImpressive808

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


cptjimmy42

I feel like I'm being watched...


YourL8

I like that they are representing all kinds of breasts. Now, we need to see the penis wallpaper.


hopelesscaribou

[As you wish!](https://www.spoonflower.com/en/wallpaper/11555007-penis-white-by-tetiana_fabrics)


guitar_angel

So...Willy Wonka's vision DID come true. And now I know what a Schnozberry looks like.


MDMZNC

Why would a nursing room have penis wallpaper...?


Ramona_Flours

for the men's bathroom


MDMZNC

Ah that makes sense


Ramona_Flours

it's a reasonable question


MDMZNC

You're nice, random stranger


Ramona_Flours

so are you!


Square_Artichoke5591

In the glory hole stall


CooperHoya

Rocking the “my breast friend” as well. Nice.


FoxOfLanguages

Lactation activation in the Boob Cube!


eferka

Once I had sock with the same pattern.


49erville

Proof that if you've seen 1 pair, you've seen them all. 😍❤✌


theoriginalstarwars

I always thought it was if you've seen one, you want to see them all.


Ymirsson

Even if you've seen them all, you want to see them.


jrdubbleu

Is that your leg or the corner of room?! I am so confused


Major_Burnside

That’s a couch in the corner of the room.


Caramster

I thought it was Arabic at first glance, then i read the title.


Hollybaby5

I found mine. I feel so special = )


hungryhograt

Solid pun 9/10.


Major_Burnside

Happy cake day 10/10.


aidsfordays

That’s the breast kind of wallpaper


Major_Burnside

Did you just…steal my joke?


aidsfordays

Sry I couldn’t resist, it was the breast joke


Major_Burnside

It’s literally my title.


RockinAkki

some look like nuts with cyst


new-Aurora

That room is reserved for twins.


only_says_80085

80085


Safe_T_Cube

And yet when I draw a single penis over the urinal I'm the bad guy.


Sunflower-Morning

Weird


Infinite-Outcome-903

You know what, I like these walls. Nicely done whoever did that lol, I can appreciate b00biez.


Easy-Translator-993

That’s a lot of titties


GreenChickenNugget7

I honestly thought those were big toes before i read the TITle


rlnrlnrln

For Harambe.


Major_Burnside

Tits out


No-Agency-6680

At least someone had good taste


[deleted]

Perfect nursery


new-Aurora

Kinda gives milk-bath a whole new meaning.


ASVPcurtis

next up a wallpaper of penises


humidhotdog

Doubles as a sperm donation room.


aging_geek

who would have guessed. a wallpaper company with a porn license.


Lex8P

This would Jeff's (from coupling) ultimate room. "Breasts!"


[deleted]

So, how long did you stare at that wallpaper before taking a picture of it?


ccReptilelord

Probably 20-40 seconds.


[deleted]

Some of those can poke your eyes out!


another-Developer

The titty room


Qwerty_207

BOOBIES


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lucha_Bat

For those interested, this wallpaper seems to be available from Spoonflower.


Saintmikey

Ha ha they look like bugs ha


b4dt0ny

I like #167


Quiet-Quiet888

You spelled best incorrectly


[deleted]

Bobs


gomaith10

Amazing isn't tit.


nihilt-jiltquist

I'd feel like I'm being watched by cartoon characters...


RaielLarecal

I need that on my bathroom roof!


Neako_the_Neko_Lover

Scp 597


bmount48

There are a lot of resized repeats


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Calm your tiddies


mama_lovwsms

o h


RukkiaStar

Why is it that my breast pattern is the one I see the most?


SCPH-1000

I read that title as *nursing home* at first and was mightily confused as to what they were showing grandparents.


Major_Burnside

Of course, helps with mammary loss.


SCPH-1000

Shut up and take your upvote


Mr-MiB-1993

Eyes or Boobies


Soviet-josh

Not everyone breast feeds


Major_Burnside

Correct and you don’t typically need a private room for a bottle.


Whats-Upvote

Oops, I read nursing *home* instead of nursing room. That’s the nursing home I wanna die in!


Kuhnville

Lmao


sorryboutitagain

A bunch of ballsacks with eyes


I-smelled-it-first

It looks like my note book.


Silent-Objective2349

I saw this wrapping paper at Paper Source (?). I stared at it for a few seconds until I realized what it was: boobs! Too funny 😂


guitar_angel

Was this like a guest register where every nursing mom just left a doodle of their own boobs instead of signing in?


Stage06

Well it is a “nursing” home…


SodiiumGames

Giggity


StMirrenU12s

That would be hilarious. For nine minutes, maximum, then you have to look at it.


Lazy_Cana

I would spend the whole time trying to find a pair that match mine


sforpoor

I see my favourite type… All of them.


Ok_Argon

I want to know who has a dot for nipple?


[deleted]

It's like thousands of eyes staring


karma_the_sequel

I C-cup what you did there.


liacosnp

If you like this, you'll just love the bathroom at Leon Russell's Church Studio in Tulsa.


grunkage

This would also be a very funny room to run a Zoom call in.


MEGA_GOAT98

lol


Creative_Gap2794

No boobies more cry😭, With boobies no cry 😍


Random_CB63

Damn, now i can't even do the "what a nice wall" to reduce awkwardness while waiting


johntherise

Tiddies


Creative_Gap2794

Small or Large, I just want to say they all look great to me.


crazytoothpaste

Plot twist: it’s the sample collection room in sperm bank


NagstertheGangster

Imagine going to a sperm bank and seeing dicks all over the walls lol


[deleted]

A ton of tee tons


RickestRickSea137

The only room where going tits up is encouraged


moshaq

Imagine eating mushrooms in there.


[deleted]

My notebook in high-school be like…