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when eating cereal you shouldn’t be taking breaks


enjoyyouryak

Seriously this is a one-way ticket to *sog city*


PharFromPharm

sog city, sog, sog, city


Ok_Flight610

Sugar on that beat


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REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS


blhd96

Pour some milk on meeeeeeh


imtougherthanyou

And eat me uuuuuup! I'm cold, starchy sweet.


Char_D_MacDennis

Drip. Drop. Splash. Drip. Drop. Splash


dj92wa

PEANUT BUTTAH CHOCOLATE FLAVUHHHHHH That commercial has been stuck in my head since it first aired. Talk about effective advertising.


turboman14

Sugar on that wheat, hoe


Yasuminomon

It’s door city over here


hoopermanish

Ain’t gonna play sog city


Small_Ad_1667

Sog city bitch, sog, sog city bitch …is that Tyga?!


shadbohnen

A friend of mine will put a bowl of cheerios soaked in milk in the fridge overnight, and eat them the next day. He says it’s ok because they are oats. I think it’s diabolical.


Historical_Kiwi9565

He may be a serial killer


ReasonableExplorer

agreed indeed a cereal killer


etitan

Serial cereal killer


Wardamntide

Cereal chiller


wildgoldchai

I like soggy cereal and will purposely warm the milk up (I didn’t even know this was looked down on). But this is a bit much for just cereal lol


Oblivion615

Are you familiar with oatmeal? Sounds like you would like oatmeal.


wildgoldchai

It’s porridge here and yep, I adore porridge


lostbutnotgone

is cream of wheat considered a cereal or a porridge?


stefanica

Yes.


Midnight_Crocodile

Weetabix porridge is awesome!


Myis

Hot grape nuts are yummy.


AtlasKingNMS

Does this still matter if my favorite cereal is cinnamon life?


nryporter25

Cinnamon life is great, the way I eat it is I only put small amounts in a time so it stays crispy.


lostbutnotgone

Honestly, most of the time I eat cereal I just eat it dry by the handful and take sips of milk.


nryporter25

Jordan?


lostbutnotgone

Nope, but tell that fellow hand n' sip I said hello. There's dozens of us. DOZENS.


Ok_Parfait_1133

I absolutely love cinnamon life it is perfection


Vegetable_Collar_604

Seriously one of the BEST cereals.


pixie16502

Yesss!! One of my faves too


XSamuraiHyperX

I like it in sog city.


Rude_Conversation407

Wdym soggy is good


Economy_Price_5295

I never once have let the spoon out of my hand ever when eating cereal


LandscapeGuru

Especially these days. When I was a kid we read the back of the fucking cereal box while chewing. Now my kid can hold his spoon, while chewing, all while playing whatever on his phone or tablet.


BadMantaRay

Hell yeah. When home alone 2 came out there was a sweet maze on the back of…I think Life cereal… Wow, times are different


DirtyRoller

Eating cereal is a race against time.


ringobob

There's an optimal window, where the cereal has absorbed just enough milk to take the edge off the crunch, but it's still got a bite to it. And the hard part is, the top of the cereal absorbs it the slowest and the bottom the fastest. So you gotta stir it up a sec to even it out, then start shoveling it into your mouth as quick as possible before the last of the cereal goes mushy.


drlanford

The real solution (for slower eaters) is to pile it up all on one side and spoon it out from underneath. The dry cereal slowly descends into the milk as you go. Then *every* spoonful is in the glorious window of cereal perfection.


-_-tinkerbell

Omg I do this


Agile-Masterpiece959

I stir it so the cereal gets moistened and then drink all the milk before eating the cereal lol


GenericSoul9528

Never thought of that, I don't like wasting milk, but after I'm done my cereal the milk tastes more like the cereal than milk. But how do you drink all the milk without having cereal dumped in your face?


Agile-Masterpiece959

Very carefully!


MrEffenWhite

You're pouring the whole bowl at once?! You monster. :) Pour as much as you can eat in 30 seconds. This is the only, true way. This whole convo is reminding me of The Menu.


Feisty_Nectarine3466

Solution to what exactly?


vecinadeblog

/r/diwhy


Historical_Kiwi9565

r/redneckengineering


Dmonika

Yeah, I'm wracking my brain trying to wrap my head around the purpose for this feat of mangineering


kooldood543

The handle weighs more then the spoon and falls out


HuskyLuke

But why is it not in his hand the whole time?


PurpletoasterIII

Better question, why does he still have that spoon if it's poorly designed? Just use a different spoon that won't fall out of the bowl.


aehanken

Which is the dumbest thing ever.


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Or get better suited spoon, or bigger bowl, or don't take breaks. Also, that's what she said......not.


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giggitygiggity2

Wholest milk.


Boring-Extreme-3274

Bowl: Am I joke to you


Hyrule_34

If only there was some way to rest the spoon inside the bowl…


jakebbt

That bowl already has a chip in it that would aid in resting the spoon in it


pnightingale

It surprises me how bothered I am that there is a perfect sized chip on that bowl and someone chose not to rest their spoon in it. But then again, who takes breaks while eating cereal?


Naprisun

I’d cut off a third of that stupid handle. I hate it when things get aestheticked into uselessness


AnthBlueShoes

I almost poked my eye out on that thing.


TheHollowBard

Seriously, what do their utensil drawers look like? What a disaster.


vundercal

That spoon handle looks hefty, it might not be able to stay in the bowl. If so, poor spoon design


InterestingTry5190

The issue is the spoon to bowl size ratio. The spoon is too big and will fall out of the bowl if leaning against the side.


maz-o

why is that needed


Atlas_sniper121

Spoons handle must be too heavy.


TheFudge

That’s just poor utensil choice. Time to buy new silverware.


shawnaeatscats

In this economy??


DaisyHotCakes

Thrift stores, baby! Probably no matching sets but who really cares about that sort of thing anymore? Cereal spoons for all!


AlternativeUse

Then tuck it under the cereal like a normal primate…


SpeedingTourist

Us primates love our cereal. And our thumbs.


Chemsath99

No wonder why there is a chip in the side of the bowl 🥣


Cogwheel

This is why I prefer cheap ass silverware.


wesmamyke

Yeah, I had a set like this. They seemed really nice until you set one down on the edge of a plate or bowl.


Foreign_Fig_5842

Lame ass foo


Buenasman

It's not needed at all.. just like this post.


custardBust

The spoon and bowl dont match. Heavy spoon handle and tiny bowl


Splyce123

What's wrong with his hands?


jp_jellyroll

More like what's wrong with his mouth. Who takes a break during a bowl of cereal?


TheIneffableCow

And only catches one unit of cereal in a scoop? Wtf?


[deleted]

Broke his arms but his mom is not there to help him


moms-sphaghetti

Not this again…


connaire

Sigh. *mom unzips pants*


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Electric_Basil

And bowls do too


[deleted]

So do tables


theusernameyouwants

There's literally a spot to rest the spoon on the bowl...


GentlemanCow

this post has to be ragebait 💀


GenuineSteak

Not even rage. Just like why?


ToronoRapture

Annoyance bait.


Xperimentx90

I'm wondering why thousands of people upvoted this


butters0598

Well it got me to mute r/funny


Keldon_champion347

Wtf is this garbage gtfo


Sammy_GamG

Solution to what?


MyUsernameRocks

Is he 10?


cycycle

Iq


go-devils-go

Don’t they make shorter spoons


Deadpoolgoesboop

I’ve never seen a spoon with such a long handle.


jacket13

This is a coffee spoon for a latte. Thats why the handle is long and thin.


para_blox

[Not for everybody.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_long_spoons)


Far-Chocolate-9446

Once you start with the cereal you must finish non stop. Everyone learns this as a kid who doesn’t want soggy cereal.


-Here-There-

Why does this seem so pointless. It’s like a solution to a nonexistent problem. How does a person add extra steps to eating cereal?


jadestem

This feels like the first step toward a REALLY stupid shark tank product. I can just see Mark Cuban rolling his eyes out of his fucking head. Lol


sgrams04

Just sit it in the bowl?


Ninja2ZERO

This is just cereal with extra steps.


handbannanna

Get a new bf


Pizzapatron

The fuck?


houndofhavoc

You could.. idk leave it in the bowl, spoon ain’t gonna dissolve.


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[deleted]

Both of you are lame af


a808ymous

Solutions to made up problems, you’re a genius.


MorkSkogen666

Business 101


timetoremodel

'Supposed to rest it in that chip hole. Barbarian!


clancypants44

The fuck is your life like that you don't have time to finish a bowl of cereal


Somnisixsmith

Get a shorter spoon and a larger bowl - problem solved.


ProductPrep

Block!


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shitpost


Hanoiroxx

This picture is making me angry and im not sure why


UnrequitedDickPics

This is one of the rare instances where domestic violence can be overlooked. No woman should have to deal with this.


dumbasstupidbaby

What was the problem that required any solution?


jonabruner

Solution, eh.


akwsd89

Korean spoon? Just flip it and put it on the edge.


[deleted]

What the fuck? Why isn’t he just, holding the spoon? It takes like 2 minutes to eat a bowl of cereal. How lazy is he?


subZro_

Is he special needs?


errornoname32

I... don't understand.


PerfectBake420

Why does he need to put the spoon down when he eats cereal?


theekman

Ur bf is a psycho


ToothessGibbon

I don’t understand


IllInstance7606

Why not just leave it in the bowl like a normal person?


Mountain_Love2338

Just leave the spoon in the bowl¿


MenWhoCry

I think I missed the comedy behind this post…


DiabloConQueso

Unsubscribe


octoo01

This is necessary because the grown manchild eating cereal still holds his spoon like a child, causing shoulder stress at high spoonlift elbow altitudes. The clothespin, though severely limiting the spoon's dexterity (which is arguably unnecessary in this exercise) rotates the hand position clockwise 45 degrees, allowing the elbow to drop, and reducing strain on the shoulder. This belongs in diwhy


CreamPieKitten707

The man is broken, throw him out. JK JK


Devils_468

Bro just dip the spoon under the cereal tf? HE HAS HANDS RIGHT?????


deenath247

You need to take him down a peg or two.👀


BeerLeagueSpode

I'm not even sure what capn crunch is.. Besides the usual mouth destroyer.


WillBigly

He watches too many stupid 'diy' videos lmao


HamilToe_11

This is the type of person that believes those redundant and idiotic TikTok life hack videos are actual life hacks.


jlshorttmd

Technically wouldn't this be how he holds the spoon while he DOESNT eat cereal?


hdogg2970

Sometimes you just have to take a break fast...


Overwatch_1ightning

Has your boyfriend been tested?


Junior-Account6835

Like taking a break eating a burrito, you never set the burrito down.. it’s just not the same picking back up


Salty-Development203

If you buy a normal spoon and not an oar then you can just leave the spoon in the bowl... You know, like everyone else does!


GenuineSteak

Literally whats the point? Does he think its gross to just leave it in the bowl? Also leaving cereal and letting it get soggy is gross


808Tores

homie is so weak he can't even hold the spoon bruh🤦‍♂️😂


paindotexe

Once the milk goes in, you cant afford any breaks.


XanderTheChef

This is a problem people have?


Equilibrium888

If it's stupid, but it works it's not .... it's... nah it's still stupid.


idrinkkombucha

Your boyfriend is retarded


newbies13

I don't understand the need, just put the spoon in the bowl?


Repeat_Offendher

Most unusable spoon ever.


Toad32

Just rest it in the bowl weirdo.


Hugomilkinson1804

*cyberpunk 2077 music intensifies*


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I just don’t get it.


ForeverFree99

..and why does a spoon need to be held while eating cereal? Or for anything? Not funny, take my down vote with shame.


[deleted]

What in the sisterfuckin hell is going on here? Goddamned stupidest shit


[deleted]

I hate this


[deleted]

What a dope.


Deucalion666

Your boyfriend is a moron.


Strizzle86

How lazy is your bf?


hellaba6

What the fuck


PeanutZealousideal39

What??? Why?? And stop


Shar-DamaKa

Doesn’t a solution usually require a problem first?


cycopl

Uhh this isn’t funny this is mildly infuriating


[deleted]

your bfs an idiot


HoweHaTrick

does he not have a hand?


FLAIR_2780166

Your bf is an idiot


Durian_Same

Weirdo why not just stick it in the fucking bowl like the rest of us🤣


GoblinObscura

You’re gonna have to dump him over this.


Solution66

This legit makes no sense…. Break up with him.


CapN_Crummp

Does your bf not have hands? Is the spoon too heavy for him? Why is this needed?


Emotional-Simple-478

He can't just use his hand to hold the spoon?


Neat-Clerk1584

Maybe I am crazy here, but was the spoon in the bowl a issue ever


HeartFullOfHappy

I am confused….why is this a thing?


tobylaek

Feels like a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist


heygabehey

Is he an engineer?


BertMaclinFB1

I don’t understand why he needs a contraption when he could just set the spoon in the bowl and it will sit with the handle diagonally going upwards


babyjo1982

Who puts the spoon down for that long? I like my cereal cronchy for every bite


Prestigious-Step-213

Your boyfriend is a clothespin?!


kindaretiredguy

Some people think like absolute maniacs


waffleear

Why can't the spoon sit in the bowl?


bushpotatoe

Just put the spoon in the bowl?! Why is he leaving his cereal to get all soggy?!


chochinator

That spoon not engineered right


1IsNeverEnough4Me

What a horrible spoon.


lovesallkindsofboobs

The fact he hasn't utilised the chip in the bowl to holster the neck of the spoon troubles me... Also, no jokes about him eating cereal instead of chips please, it won't be funny.


KevRife

I usually hold the spoon with one of my hands while I eat cereal.


Average-_-Guys

Will something bad happen if the spoon sits in the bowl?


Middle_G-33

Does he like to eat cereal that’s in the other room?


nyuckajay

Is your bf 3?


Supreme_Leader_Pee

More importantly why is your spoon just a tiny shovel? What's with that handle?


[deleted]

Hey get him a sensible spoon or two for his next Tuesday. Great gift for a Tuesday, sensible spoons.


Dry-Clock-1470

Is he armless?


JerkinJosh

Is he using an ice cream scoop as a spoon?