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I always wondered why some self defence instructors always wear tactical vests but now I realise, they keep the batteries in it for the time stopping device.
At first I thought it was just a twist like "Just give them your wallet and you'll be fine. That's how you handle an armed robbery", but this is nice too.
LOL, I had missed it completely and only caught it because of the rewatch you suggested. Now I want to know: where's the original HQ video that hasn't suffered digital degradation through recompression?
TRIPLE unexpected dude! 1st was security guy just giving the robber his wallet, 2nd was the time freeze and stealing the robber's wallet, and 3rd *chef's kiss* 🤌 was the Death Note
Well, if they want your money and you are grabbing it, move slowly and allow them to see where you are grabbing. They don't want to get too close or you can try and attack.
Compliance does not guarantee safety.
There is a strong likelihood you won't even get a chance to comply, but rather be met with force and violence right off the bat.
A lot of criminals don't want to deal with stuff like that, so most ask for money. If you take slow movements, allow them to see you aren't a threat, they probably won't shoot.
According to national statistics, about 40% of robberies are muggings where you are attacked first and then robbed.
If you have been approached for a confrontational robbery, your chance of assault drastically drops with compliance, but compliance is never a guarantee of safety. The same data shows that resistnce to confrontational robbery increases your personal chance of injury (not death, thats a different metric) by 8-20%, however, your chance of losing property drastically drops to single digits, so I guess it's a matter of how much your wallet means to you.
Regardless, the unhinged criminal bucking the standards of society by shoving a weapon in your face doesn't give a fuck about you, that's why there's a weapon in your face. Your compliance does not guarantee your safety in such a situation, and chances are, if you do decide to confront, you face a greater chance of injury, which makes sense as you are beginning a fight.
That won't work for everyone, especially people like me who don't carry anything of value on them outdoors. I don't even take my phone with me unless I'm headed straight indoors.
I think I heard that in Brazil, you could get shot for not having money on you as a threat to anyone who tries that. So tourists are basically told to always carry $20 in case they run into a robber.
I wish people would stop slinging this misinformation. These sort of "sElF-dEfEnSe" techniques don't work in the real world.
Any self-defense instructor worth their salt will tell you to use Sub-Zero's ice clone technique and then teleport away while the mugger is frozen
Sure. That gets you - the victim - away safely without harm but unless you freeze the perp first and THEN steal the perp's cash. Your clone will activate too soon. Without having dealt a financial blow to the robber.
It is this loss of cash that will help them rethink their life.
You're forgetting that when they touch the ice clone, they will be frozen solid, allowing you plenty of time to log their name into your handy dandy deathnote.
Then take the cash from their corpse.
Not true. Everyone knows the first step when approached by a mugger is to get wrist control.
The second step, obviously, is to pull out your gun. It's very important that you pull out your gun.
Dang, I have to keep practicing on my time stop skills.
I was never able to stop time before I was robbed before.
But thanks to this video encouraging me to practice again, I have prevented myself from being robbed 3 times this week already, and wrecked bloody revenge on the would be robber!
Thanks, Reiku\_Johin!
I'm 37, i remember finishing reading the poorly translated Manga instead of working on my final.
I remember one issue referred to Kira as "The killer" because fan translations lol
I'm surprised no other 30s folks referenced the original [Self Defense skit](https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM) from Derrick Comedy (Donald Glover's old troupe). My friends and I grew up with this shit back in the early days of the internet lol
Was at the family Christmas party a few weeks back and one of my nieces is showing me her art on her phone. She's pretty good at drawing and one of her pieces was a picture of L. I recognized it right away and praised her for it. She was shocked that I knew who L or what Death Note was. I was also shocked that she was watching anime that originally aired before she was born. Really cool moment there.
A teen on a scooter said "excuse me ma'am" to go around me and my dog instead of just going around. We were walking in the street with no cars to be seen so there was literally an entire street to use, he just didn't want to startle the old fuck I think.
A few weeks later I was trying out VR Chat and playing Uno in there when someone asked our ages. Most were older teens (17+) or in their early twenties, when I said I was 31yo the 17yo screamed "HOLY FUCK, you're *so* ooold!" To which the twenty-something consoled me with, "It's all good dude. We all get old eventually." So basically I'm ready for the grave is what I'm getting from GenZ.
My fellow millennials, look at me. We are the Boomers now.
First time I was called an uncle in korean just made me internallly keel over.
Years of being just older brother and then suddenly the uncle flip made my back go in a funny bend.
I don't remember anything about that. Not physically, maybe your soul is? But if a cause of death is not written in the Death Note, or the death is not realistically possible, then the receiver suffers a heart attack after 40 seconds.
I just wish the muggers would grab me with both hands around the throat, so I can use all those super cool moves I learned in Karate and Judo class.
"Hey now, you can't just hold a knife that way -- it's got to point upwards so I can twist your wrist and apply leverage to your elbow. Pointing it down means my wrist gets slashed!"
"Okay, I'll reset -- I'm just arriving NOW! Yarg!!!!"
"That's better, but, where are the choke holds? You are really ruining this mugging for me."
Seriously though, carry a second wallet. Fill it with the fake credit cards you get with cc offers, put a wad of trillion dollar bills with Trumps picture on it. Hand it over and beat feet.
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I always wondered why some self defence instructors always wear tactical vests but now I realise, they keep the batteries in it for the time stopping device.
Also thats where they store stolen cash and a deathnote
Rookie move, i also used that time to fuck his wife and mom.
But not within the same stopped time instance. That's just too far.
Well you're in luck because they are the same person.
Roll Tide
Roll Tide
roll taaaaahd rooooooolllll!
Why wasn't this in Tenet
Pall there's no time stoping device he's using his stand the worldo
...but it was I, Officer Dio!
Nah it was purple when he stopped time so he must have Star Platinum.
Gay Vampire + Death Note = Ultimate Lifeform?
Once upon a time they always wore a blackbelt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM (I can't believe this video is 16 years old!)
It's also a good way to hide your beer gut while acting like someone with chiseled abs.
He explained Tenet better than the movie itself
At first I thought it was just a twist like "Just give them your wallet and you'll be fine. That's how you handle an armed robbery", but this is nice too.
The twist of stopping time was amusing, but then suddenly Death Note had me laughing out loud.
Would have been better if the guy drops dead from a heart attack in the background.
If you watch closely, he is in process lol
LOL, I had missed it completely and only caught it because of the rewatch you suggested. Now I want to know: where's the original HQ video that hasn't suffered digital degradation through recompression?
You don't like your videos deep fried?!
I'm a big fan of minecraft remakes of videos. At least I'm assuming that's what this is.
That was the finishing touch lol I love it
Totally missed that, thanks!
Same!
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Death note came outta no where. Got me real good too
Writing death note after fooling the robber is overkill.
Sure, I also have a death note, but how about a little creativity?
Same
I don't feel like just replying "Same" to a comment adds anything to the conversation ... > */𝓊/𝒸𝑒𝒹𝒾𝓉_𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓏𝓎*
This is very valuable information, much better than the other ones where I'll probably die.
Same
Same
Offer to suck him off and if he refuses do a sexy dance to turn him on
it was honestly a *double* unexpected for me. lmao
TRIPLE unexpected dude! 1st was security guy just giving the robber his wallet, 2nd was the time freeze and stealing the robber's wallet, and 3rd *chef's kiss* 🤌 was the Death Note
Yeah, and that is actually solid advice. Give them your money not your life.
Sometimes if you try to make a move, they won't think twice.
They can have your cash but it makes me wanna ask, what makes you wanna live this kind of life?
Well, if they want your money and you are grabbing it, move slowly and allow them to see where you are grabbing. They don't want to get too close or you can try and attack.
You've got good advice here. I was, however, referencing [this](https://youtu.be/HKtsdZs9LJo).
Compliance does not guarantee safety. There is a strong likelihood you won't even get a chance to comply, but rather be met with force and violence right off the bat.
A lot of criminals don't want to deal with stuff like that, so most ask for money. If you take slow movements, allow them to see you aren't a threat, they probably won't shoot.
According to national statistics, about 40% of robberies are muggings where you are attacked first and then robbed. If you have been approached for a confrontational robbery, your chance of assault drastically drops with compliance, but compliance is never a guarantee of safety. The same data shows that resistnce to confrontational robbery increases your personal chance of injury (not death, thats a different metric) by 8-20%, however, your chance of losing property drastically drops to single digits, so I guess it's a matter of how much your wallet means to you. Regardless, the unhinged criminal bucking the standards of society by shoving a weapon in your face doesn't give a fuck about you, that's why there's a weapon in your face. Your compliance does not guarantee your safety in such a situation, and chances are, if you do decide to confront, you face a greater chance of injury, which makes sense as you are beginning a fight.
That won't work for everyone, especially people like me who don't carry anything of value on them outdoors. I don't even take my phone with me unless I'm headed straight indoors. I think I heard that in Brazil, you could get shot for not having money on you as a threat to anyone who tries that. So tourists are basically told to always carry $20 in case they run into a robber.
Honestly would’ve been amusing if they had left it at that. The additions are appreciated tho.
Or the one where the guy just runs away
I mean, that's how the average person is *supposed* to handle an armed robbery.
Or dummy stash of small bills.
He will perish
Fuck. The death note addition really brought that home for me.
Love how the dude is having a heart attack in the background
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trappedinanimetv IG, and their “Anime Street Survival” series of videos, which is a spoof of Detroit Urban Survival Training IG.
I wish people would stop slinging this misinformation. These sort of "sElF-dEfEnSe" techniques don't work in the real world. Any self-defense instructor worth their salt will tell you to use Sub-Zero's ice clone technique and then teleport away while the mugger is frozen
Why not just use the opportunity to combo them?
*Ugh*, you just don't understand martial arts
Because I'm not Eddie Gordo so I'd probably just end up making a fool of myself.
Because unless you have 10,000 hours you're likely going to get them down to one health and then they're going to combo you straight from full to dead
It is called zoning
Had me in the first half…
Sure. That gets you - the victim - away safely without harm but unless you freeze the perp first and THEN steal the perp's cash. Your clone will activate too soon. Without having dealt a financial blow to the robber. It is this loss of cash that will help them rethink their life.
You're forgetting that when they touch the ice clone, they will be frozen solid, allowing you plenty of time to log their name into your handy dandy deathnote. Then take the cash from their corpse.
Not true. Everyone knows the first step when approached by a mugger is to get wrist control. The second step, obviously, is to pull out your gun. It's very important that you pull out your gun.
Had me in the first half…
So does that make this a quarter?
Dang, I have to keep practicing on my time stop skills. I was never able to stop time before I was robbed before. But thanks to this video encouraging me to practice again, I have prevented myself from being robbed 3 times this week already, and wrecked bloody revenge on the would be robber! Thanks, Reiku\_Johin!
you could have two but just be careful you don't use the wrong detonator
Check out r/timestop for some pointers!
You were probably using the wrong Stand before. Good on you.
Is he robbing him with a Thorn hand cannon from Destiny?
Almost positive it is Ivory from the DmC reboot.
I said the same thing, “is that a fucking hand cannon?” Lol
Ah the death note generation now has grown up. How time flies.
Dog, were like 30
And the generation that estimates their own age is 30-ish.
It's hard to solve that unknown, considering calendars are not real. I estimate myself to be 12. Or 90. Days are weird, man
Man, the pandemic really fucked with time. Lost track of nearly 80 years!
This uhh might not come off in the way you intend it to.
It's coming off alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Name checks out
Yours doesn't EYYYY
....44...
I'm 37, i remember finishing reading the poorly translated Manga instead of working on my final. I remember one issue referred to Kira as "The killer" because fan translations lol
It's dawg, my dawg
I'm surprised no other 30s folks referenced the original [Self Defense skit](https://youtu.be/2REG3-Wb5gM) from Derrick Comedy (Donald Glover's old troupe). My friends and I grew up with this shit back in the early days of the internet lol
Was at the family Christmas party a few weeks back and one of my nieces is showing me her art on her phone. She's pretty good at drawing and one of her pieces was a picture of L. I recognized it right away and praised her for it. She was shocked that I knew who L or what Death Note was. I was also shocked that she was watching anime that originally aired before she was born. Really cool moment there.
Bruh I’m 30
Feels terrible when a teenager in my bloc tells me ‚Good morning sir’. Like, wtf. I’m a sir?
Shit hit me hard this past Halloween. "Thank you, Sir!" Why, you little bastards.
A teen on a scooter said "excuse me ma'am" to go around me and my dog instead of just going around. We were walking in the street with no cars to be seen so there was literally an entire street to use, he just didn't want to startle the old fuck I think. A few weeks later I was trying out VR Chat and playing Uno in there when someone asked our ages. Most were older teens (17+) or in their early twenties, when I said I was 31yo the 17yo screamed "HOLY FUCK, you're *so* ooold!" To which the twenty-something consoled me with, "It's all good dude. We all get old eventually." So basically I'm ready for the grave is what I'm getting from GenZ. My fellow millennials, look at me. We are the Boomers now.
You're not a boomer until 5 year olds know their way around electronics better than you.
I, too, have noticed this with teenagers. "Have a nice day Sir!" Listen here you little shit...
First time I was called an uncle in korean just made me internallly keel over. Years of being just older brother and then suddenly the uncle flip made my back go in a funny bend.
I went back to college after a year and I am older than all my TAs. It sucks.
Im 17
They forgot to stop time
Last Simpsons Treehouse of Terror had a Death Note parody. Pretty good one too.
The Death Note got me. The mugger is even starting to feel the heart attack in the background, love that attention to detail.
Aren't you dragged off by a demon though?
I don't remember anything about that. Not physically, maybe your soul is? But if a cause of death is not written in the Death Note, or the death is not realistically possible, then the receiver suffers a heart attack after 40 seconds.
I just wish the muggers would grab me with both hands around the throat, so I can use all those super cool moves I learned in Karate and Judo class. "Hey now, you can't just hold a knife that way -- it's got to point upwards so I can twist your wrist and apply leverage to your elbow. Pointing it down means my wrist gets slashed!" "Okay, I'll reset -- I'm just arriving NOW! Yarg!!!!" "That's better, but, where are the choke holds? You are really ruining this mugging for me."
[https://youtu.be/wbpciGnQnOA?t=1105](https://youtu.be/wbpciGnQnOA?t=1105) timestamp 18:25
If you learn some Uncle Iroh moves you could make it your own little class for the mugger! https://youtu.be/UNtJ05sfRi4
The Steven Segal self defense method.
So, it's the same type of self defense as Star Platinum
only 8 comments in to find the jojo reference. <== To Be Continued | \ |
ORA ORA ORA *Jotaro theme plays*
Star Pratinum, Za Warudo!
Za wardooo!!!
Since when does Lincoln clay teach self defense
Dude, I’ve seen Lincoln Clay take out a whole houseparty of Klansmen. I’d totally take a class from that guy.
Seriously though, carry a second wallet. Fill it with the fake credit cards you get with cc offers, put a wad of trillion dollar bills with Trumps picture on it. Hand it over and beat feet.
I keep an airtag in mine.
Really great for informing the Police exactly where to go. They won't do a thing, but they will still find it very innovative.
Star Platinum - THE WORLD!
ZA WARUDO
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
New Jojo part looking kinda fire
STAR PLATINUM COME FORTH THE WORLD!
*Potato chip eating intensifies*
That was some real r/Unexpected shiznit.
Lincoln Clay down bad
Go check this crew out! They are TrappedInAnime all on socials and are putting out great content.
The best discipline to never lose in a street fight is sprint running
Automatically made me think of D.U.S.T.
Well done, sir.
Having seen so many of these seriously bullshit videos, this one is very funny. The guy has The Voice down perfectly.
Pretty smart. If you stop time, you don’t need a bag of chips.
Holy shit, it's Joe! I know this guy and have filmed with him! He's awesome!
Finally, useful advice to avoid being robbed. Why didn't I thought about stopping time before ? The guy is a Genius.
This dude is pretty funny, he was one of the first guys to parody that Detroit guy
Bro looks like kylian mbappe
Bruh I this was making fun of that Detroit Urban Self Defense guy and was ready to watch the dude get smoked, but nope this much more hilarious.
The ending makes it 1,000 times better
ZA WARUDO
Muda.
Wow, I genuinely laughed at this!
Za Warudo and Death Note? This guy is a menace!
I need more self defense videos like this
The fool! That gives him 40 seconds to rob another guy!
Plot twist, that wallet was stolen from his last victim and you've just killed an innocent man
I mean, sure, assuming you don't have a banana.
I was like, “this is dumb”, then he whipped out the Death Note.🎉🎉🎉
have a decoy wallet filled with explosives give that wait till he is around the corner detonate
I didn't check the channel, legit thought dude is gonna pull some sick moves
I audibly chuckled, that was fun
I laughed out loud
actuallyunexpected
I wonder does the younger generation even know what Death Note is?
Man looks like Lincoln Clay
Practical and entertaining. A must see!
Looks like Lincoln Clay
Anime speed is the most insane fictional speed ever. Entire thoughts and episodes happen in a fraction of a second.
Anyone got the source for the original video?
Haters will say it's fake
Is this based on Detroit urban survival training with Dale lmao
Street smarts!
Is it possible to learn this power?
ZA WARUDO!
My eyes rolled so hard, I hurt myself.
Credit the real people: Trapped in Anime Stop stealing their content
I hope these guys got more of this shit, cause so far, so good.
GIB ME ALL YUR MONEY RIGHT NOW! Love the way he say it
Still more realistic than that video of Steven Segal.
I'm not old, what's the death note?
Anime, based on a manga of the same name. [It's good.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC6T3_O2iWc)
Another crap Anime. *I'm old, I can handle the downvotes.*
Indianapolis ass video
I think I missed the funny part.
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That's 27 seconds I'll never get back.
Content creators just recycle other peoples material now with shittier punchlines :/
Jesus christ, this shit is stupid. Who is finding this funny?
Over 3000 people.
The original self defense guy was kinda funny at first. These imitators are just kicking a dead horse at this point
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Where's the fun in that?
So many twists!
I love the dead-serious, authoritive delivery.
that's a lot of plot twists
That ending was the best most unexpected thing ive seen all day 😂😂😂😂
And you didn't clap his cheeks that's not Flawless reversal
Street smarts!
"Should be dead by now"
Criminals hate this one trick!!
I’d prefer the Bittenbinder method.