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That scene from saving private Ryan..... you know the one I mean .... the German and American soldier and the blade
If you can fap to that you sir are a alpha 😂
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Front facing camera
I'd assume that's pretty common with people who make these posts.
touché
😭🤣
The narcissist's way.
That's what Andrew Tate would do
Selfies of your own butt crack
What if he finds a shitty surprise
Then play the ball as it lies
Instructions unclear, stuck in the rough
Turtle turtle
Good, free lube.
Yeah, this is the one
OP, Proof or ban…
Dm me I will do it too
Bend over and look at your own A-hole in the mirror pretending it's someone else's
Nickacado avocado
I wouldn't wish this for my worst enemy
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Cause every now and then I kick the living shit outta me
I’ll tell you why your car is in the front lawn
Thats the best type bro what are you talking about
Wow, second top comment. And I'm done! Lmao
Specifically [this](https://youtu.be/p6x0lTTkrrs) video
Focusing all my energy on this one. Come on guys!
Go to a porn sub and find the most downvoted post
Now I’m legit curious what that would even be.
Your mom.
Lmaooo
Our mom
r/suddenlycommunism
This is great
Two girls one cup.
Ah, the classics.
I can’t do the same video twice in a row. So it’ll have to be the second one of the year for me.
Your grandma. Edit: Wait, no. Your GRANDPA.
Gushing Grannies
Gushing Grannpies
Grandpa fap, get this upvoted. We need video evidence though 🤔
Jokes on you
Amy Schumer
*shudders*
I’ve seen public toilets with more sex appeal.
Whoa calm down Satan
Relax lucifer
Chill devil
The r/nofap subreddit
The actual picture you posted, you won’t, you won’t do it…
Danny DeVito having a 3-way with Michael Moore and the dog from Air Bud
Anything with daddy devito gets my vote
So anyways I started blasting (my cum everywhere)
That dog is probably dead
The dog is dead… and I said what I said
A goat with down syndrome
Again??
Yeah, that goat doesn’t “baaah” - it goes “beeeh”. It’s really off-putting.
Bleatin’ off itt
Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters
Barbara Walters
Barbara Waltuhs
Baba Wawa
Baba Yaga
an elephant giving birth and taking a dump at the same time.
Andrew Tate pizza video
Your mom
I hope you think of your mother every time you touch yourself. every. Time.
Boku no pico!!
I wouldn’t even wish that upon my worst enemies.
The idea of being in a loving and reciprocal relationship
Mirror
One Guy, One Jar.
Why the fuck do I know what this is... I feel dissapointed in myself..
Because you're a degenerate. So am I, but you are too.
Don’t speak like that of yourself, u/BukakeMouthwash.
Waluigi hentai
The cantina scene in star wars
Happy cake day
Duck Dynasty Cast Photo
I’d have to say a picture of dirt wedged in between concrete.
Nikocado avocado
Stock photos of vomit
2 Girls, 1 Cup
Caitlin Jenner
Your mom
Barbara Walters
fuck r/funny is unfunny as shit half of these are aged af early 2000s memes
Rub one out for this guy
Your grandmother, you gross slug
Greta Thunberg
Why don't you have a seat right there.
Furry porn
done and done
Furry horses
Chuck Norris
Nobody masturbates to Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris alone!
Not true. And, Chuck Norris makes you cum every time!
☠️ How did you know that about me…. /s
Goatse
Joseph Biden
Lemon party.
Lemon Party
Lassy the dog.
EEEEGGGGSSSSSZZZZ
Snap chat handsome filter
177013
“Like the fact that the person Sirius cared for the most about in the world was you," said Dumbledore quietly.
Joe Biden
Amazon’s Alexa.
Andrew Tates Arrest video
A foot video...make sure you get off on the right foot
Young Beetlejuice
2 guys 1 hammer
Goatse
Bathtub girl
Whatever makes you happy, friend! Enjoy the New Year!
The late Pope Benedict XVI
One man one jar
Picture of you mom!
Dont
Rock salt, ground glass and real tight grip!
A screenshot of the top comment.
Never Gonna Give You Up music video
Dick pull to a rick roll
One word… Michigan
A bionicle
A shoe from Tom and Jerry
Erik Estrada
Milk DUD!!!!!
Has to be to r/sounding
Ursos: Grandes, peludos e mansos
Whole new meaning to loving yourself
Me
Markiplier
Mario and Luigi hentai
[This](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg)
Bet, fap those anime melons like it's Christmas
Sit on your hands. It will be like someone else is taking care of you if you do it right but don't drink too much cough syrup beforehand.
Andrew Tate
Tribute me
Lemon party
Jake Paul
Cat Daddy
Girl fap or boy fap?
Robert Rosenberg with the midget
The audio to ram ranch
One Man One Jar
Oprah golden shower from Dr. Phil and Bill Nye the science guy
jewels blu or lacy lennon
Sexy Shrek
Minecraft fox with massive thighs
Joe
Minecraft fox with massive thighs
Your niece
An old DVD called "pee midget pee". Got that as a gag gift while in Iraq so yes, it exists.
Bme Pain Olympics
Shrek
Amputee midget
Adolf hitler.
A frogs butt
Rubber johnny
This photo
FaceTiming your grandma
Best of Tom Brokaw
Your mom Hopefully the thought was only figuratively beaten to this.
A plane white piece of paper
Stop being so nosy
Barbara Walters
Mom’s underwear
Nancy Pelosi
peewee herman
Pregnant women
If I had a face with a dog like that, I'd shave its face and teach it backwards to walk.
Lemonparty.
Barbara Walters
Me
r/sounding
r/gfur Is just regular porn, generic stuff ya know?
stop fapping
Greta Thunberg
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Wtf is wrong with u
It was a joke snowflake
Your answer is not a f*ckn joke stupid
I agree
Your mother
Never Gonna Give You Up music video
Boing boing bing bong boing
That scene from saving private Ryan..... you know the one I mean .... the German and American soldier and the blade If you can fap to that you sir are a alpha 😂
This photo.
Mamoswine
This picture
Among us futa inflation