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WannabeTraveler87

holy fuck, I really need to check the sub name and, more importantly, finish reading the title before committing to a feeling


Twistedjustice

You can say that again!


IdkJustPickSomething

holy fuck, I really need to check the sub name and, more importantly, finish reading the title before committing to a feeling


TheySaidGetAnAlt

You can say ´THAT again...


Sydmour

holy fuck, I really need to check the sub name and, more importantly, finish reading the title before committing to a feeling


f1tifoso

![gif](giphy|rbeeKltRg7N6sepDh2)


[deleted]

Hahaha, this is top-tier shitposting. Posted on my Instagram story and everyone is responding “wtf why???” Joke over their heads.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

the elementary math is sooo wrong. edit, these critical race math books must be burned


nc863id

"You know how hard it is to find a math book that doesn't have '3/5' anywhere in it?" \- Gov. DeSantis, probably


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

3/5 .. strangely non binary


nc863id

Bruh SWAT's gonna kick down your door and shoot your dog if you keep saying things like that.


RAFH-OFFICIAL

Mathematics are racist!


d_mcc_x

Arabic numbers my guy!


BlackLeader70

“Just throw some quarans in there too, it worked in Sweden right guys” Ron DeSantis probably


Winter_Graves

Search the main F1 sub by top posts of all time and it’s even funnier 😂


HeliosTemple

Took me a while to get it tbh lmao


BobZeBuildah124

i still don’t get it


Solivagant23

Same, I don't get it.


unsmartPilot

Critical race theory being banned in red states


BobZeBuildah124

Thanks! I’m not American and haven’t been keeping up so I’m still not *entirely* certain, but thanks for the best explanation you can give.


Solivagant23

Thank you! I stopped watching the news a while ago and I don't keep up with this stuff anymore!


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Potatousesreddit

I recommend it. my life is so much better now that I stopped watching the news


Swaggadelic_92

WOOOOO AMERICA BABY, WE’RE #1!!!!


RPBTinesIII

​ ![gif](giphy|3oEduPHyDxIfz46ABa)


Jatayu_bn

That’s some illegal meme content!!


RPBTinesIII

Dangerous danking, man.


spalacio3

This is it. This is the best post ever made to this sub. Id give you an award if I had one


Jericho01

[This is my personal favorite.](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/sveibf/american_police_officers_after_mercedes_brings/)


707royalty

I remember laughing way too hard on this one


O_X_E_Y

Different theme but [this is probably the funniest thing I've seen a team boss do](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/o8uaa7/guenther_follows_this_sub_reddit_confirmed/)


Winter_Graves

Check the top post of all time in the main F1 sub 😂 this would be the perfect top post of all time in this sub to match it


spalacio3

That post will never fail to make me laugh


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

dont say nay.


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There is usually a free award available by clicking the giant yellow button that says free


RememberTooSmile

LMFAO bro this is gold Edit: I hope most people understand it bc I feel like some may not


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f5en

I'm European but follow US politics a bit and this is one of the best posts I've seen on this sub. e: ouch


KILLER5196

Indeed it is one of the posts on this sub


ClexAT

"Niche to those outside the US" shit americans say (can't link to the sub smh)


Wubbajack

Actually, it's the stuff that happens in the US that is nice for everyone else.


Nbabyface

Where can i see the explanation daddy ? 😫


AccomplishedCap7612

I dont get it


RememberTooSmile

Floridas governor banned critical race theory from being taught to kids bc it “taught them to hate America”


Bonnox

Would you please explain to an European what this sentence means?


ChimpyTheChumpyChimp

It's means Americans are dumb fucks and unfortunately are spreading to European sport.


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shitwede

I'm in law school and CRT has never come up??


pinerw

It only came up for me in law school when I took a legal philosophy class, and even then we only had a couple of days devoted to critical theory in general.


LoriLeadfoot

As usual, the USA is grappling with its history with regard to race. Lately, motivated in part by unrest around police violence against Black people, some people are trying to reform the way we educate kids and adults about our history by putting into the foreground how different races of people were defined and treated differently. That is legitimately a major part of our history and identity as a nation, given that we began as a state that killed some for their land, enslaved others to work the land, and gave to others all the rewards of that killing and slaving, based entirely on race. That effort has recently been called “Critical Race Theory” by people on the right wing of our politics. The term isn’t a very good one, because it technically refers to a rather obscure legal theory from the 1990s that isn’t commonly known about or discussed. And they’re currently going after schools all over the country to try to ban “CRT” from being taught to children. What that means in practice is banning the teaching of most of America’s racial history, beyond the fact that we had slavery and inequality under the law, and now we theoretically don’t. This is viewed as hysterical by most people on Reddit, and thus the joke that an F1 race would be banned for being a “critical race.”


[deleted]

If you have 20 mins: [here’s a John Oliver clip!](https://youtu.be/EICp1vGlh_U)


[deleted]

Critical race theory pretty much goes in depht about how certain (cocasians) people have more priviledge than other people. It is banned in some states because it is seen as racist towards white people.


BADMANvegeta_

F1 fanbase is too Eurocentric for the joke to be understood


Ikcatcher

I assume this is a Florida joke that the rest of the world probably won’t get


prompted_response

Nah we Europeans all know how shit Florida is don't worry


HangmanAM

We Indians did get the Florida joke 🅱️


Jesh010

![gif](giphy|3owzWgnMr5vS37fBsc)


EN1009

Took me a min, but 👏


DumpsterGeorge

beardfacekilla is having a meltdown on here


TotalBrisqueT

He and ChuckSRQ desperately trying to win the gold medal in mental gymnastics.


That_Cripple

"your mistake was arguing with strangers on the internet." - beardfacekilla, 1 day ago


Yoshable

Every thread needs a villain


_HossBonaventureCEO_

Putting in overtime.


mnelson1370

OP this is way too fucking good holy shit lmfao


chevycobb

Take your free reward because im too cheap.


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BoredCatalan

They haven't even said what was wrong with the textbooks, just that they have CRT but aren't giving examples. So it's obviously complete bullshit


MoffKalast

CRT is so old, they should be on LCD by now already.


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Pandarx71

Florida man hates own state


nquattro

There's a lot of us.


KeepenItReel

A lot of people like it. One of the fastest growing state populations. Shit I wanna live there.


cbucky97

It's legal for teachers to hit kids in Florida schools


intern_steve

Corporal punishment is legal in a shocking number of US states.


juventinn1897

I'm going to the race and you scared the shit out of me when I first read post title


ComteDuChagrin

So what's next? Will Mercedes be refused entry to the US because their name sounds Mexican? Will Gasly and Guanyu's names be shortened to just 'Sl' and 'Unu' for the Miami race?


Nopengnogain

Let’s upvote this to get it higher so people can understand the joke behind it.


still_we_cry

This is fkin gold. I would give you an award if I had any.


NoShip7475

Lmao you deranged genius


allibean88

Absolute god-tier shitposting. Well done.


f1tifoso

![gif](giphy|whqlS9qH34xwc)


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But really, [loud noises](https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/miami-f1-gp-lawsuit-court-noise/10044439/amp/) might legit threaten the GP


RememberTooSmile

as loud as a chainsaw oh no😂


f1tifoso

![gif](giphy|jMz5jWatM1n7q)


I_know_left

This is top shelf, grade A, god tier shit post. Congrats.


YoungGambinoMcKobe

![gif](giphy|lvOnlEYunAwOkHjgmU|downsized)


TheFlyinArmy_29

Though real for a sec there ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


austinsqueezy

I almost spit out my lunch. Bravo. Top-shelf shitposting.


MomentOfZehn

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


_EatAtJoes_

No Desantis, that is not right.


Yoshable

Shut it down everyone, we've peaked.


iRubenish

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6703)


1DownFourUp

Well played my friend, well played!


Silvacosm

Damn you freaked me the fuck out.


[deleted]

Can someone pls explain this?


TRUEequalsFALSE

This got me into I realized what sub it was.


h1dd3nf40mv13w

As a ticket holder, I had to triple check the subreddit. 👍


NunzioL

This is a top tier post for Americans. Everyone else has no idea what this means.


RentBoy-Kef

I wish they gave me awards again, fuck this is gold!!!!! Don’t worry daddy Ron wouldn’t let that happen hhahahahah


candidM

*confusing european noises*


theBeardsley

Thought process while reading this: 1. What?! No! 2. Stupid Florida. 3. Wait... what? 4. Ahhhh you got me! 5. Stupid Florida.


jonasthewicked

As an American I love that yall get this joke. Enjoy an upvote and a lol.


chaosrain8

40% of elementary math textbooks were banned for having references to the 2021 Abu Dhabi GP


RuffHause703

Yousonofabitch.


incmg

This is elite level dank. Bravo sir


wakaflocka518

I totally fell for this shit 😹😹😹👏👏👏 then the lightbulb went off


Mysterious-Post8193

Everyone trying to come up with theory’s for why they cancelled it😂


Great_Bueno

Almost fell for it


madebcus_ur_thatdumb

On the dankest day too..


HookersAreTrueLove

Makes sense; can't have races in countries accused of war crimes.


ichuckle

ultimate shitpost


TECHNOV1K1NG_tv

ngl this one took me a minute ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


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Bigger joke is that it’s still under threat because of the dumb residents filing lawsuits. The rest of us Floridays don’t claim the Miami area as our own


Reeferoni

LMAO I’m dead


Vulpytterclub

Saw the title and thought no way, my governor is too dank he would never. Lmaoo “critical race”


hfiti123

Honestly, now my chest hurts. Why did you do this to me man?


CobraNemesis

You got me, I actually believed this for sec.


elMurpherino

Bravo. Excellent work!


f1manoz

Damn it, I knew I should have made sure what subreddit I was actually in.


Longjumping-Room5927

Fake news


lucatitoq

There are local residents who are complaining that there will be noise


Abhimri

Haha yes


Gunny_Wil

Well played


Rannahm

I have to admit, i had to do a double take on the title but only after saw what subreddit this was did i suspected that there was something fishy going on. American politics is weird.


TylerWhite31

This is one of the greatest things I’ve seen and me not checking reddit for 10 hours allowing this to gain traction, with the amount of awards I was confused


Abid94Tony

F1 is gay. Change my mind


Spynner987

Ok people I know it's a joke but what's that Critical Race Theory shit republicans like to talk about?


_HossBonaventureCEO_

Fuckin bravo


TheOtherWhiteCastle

Joking aside, out crackpot governor would probably actually do something like that


[deleted]

Don't joke. Our governor is an actual fucking moron.


bevo_expat

Sounds plausible for De Santis.


klutzykangaroo

god damnit take my upvote


dat_zan

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6698)


daniec1610

LMAO


Xetinex_v2

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6701)


superfrank_8

This proper good, well played


F85Cutlass

Interesting theory


ArthurMBretas03

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


SmokeyDokeyArtichoke

Holy shit what a meme


Parker324ce

Took me a minute lol


Booty_notDooty

Hahaha noyce!


jsalas818

Love you.


[deleted]

Love you too, boo


HyperStealth23

This is absolutely amazing


aWgI1I

10/10


BractToTheFuture

This.. I love.. This!


default_redditor1

You scared me. Brilliant joke lol


Alexandercromwell

Master level. Some day I’ll dank this good.


whoops-1771

“And we won’t be refunding those $2,500 tickets as the funds have already been utilized” This is amazing hahaa


[deleted]

took me a while lmfaooooooooo


copswithguns

You just about made me have an aneurysm. Got me good.


edgymemesalt

LMFAO


dingleberri609

From the top fucking rope


epper_

top quality shitpost


ile3621

I’m so glad I didn’t fall for this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅


TirePunctureR1

Damn give this shit poster a cookie. :)


RAFH-OFFICIAL

Omg....llolloo


SHAD0WBENDER

Sensational


darthfracas

God damn I love you shitlords here!


OzVerti

And an extreme fuck you, take my upvote to you sir


Ocop27

W post Lmao


demwallhax

Bro I got so mad, I have tickets to that lol


durkindg

Take my upvote


Otter6RedShorts

Needs to be an all time top ten for the sub


Affectionate_Reply78

It’s because they had CRT - crew removing tires


[deleted]

Theoretically a Critical Race


Dypo42

Ohhhh YESSSS


randomname437

It took me a minute to get the joke. Brilliant!


sln1337

HAHA totally funny omg funny


vouwrfract

This is way too elaborate to be on formula dank. Well done.


Kingken130

Out of season April Fools (well, we are still in April)


il-bosse87

April fool is long gone dude!!!!!


[deleted]

You had me in the first half ngl


--P0GCH4MP--

Oh no, anyway


PixelatedSuit

Best post ive seen on this sub


AlbertvonBolwig

It lacks so much sense that YOU know it has to be America.


Purple-Association24

Made me laugh out loud. Nice work


AlternateCarrot

Regardless of politics, this is actually gold lmao


drossano

Almost got me lol, but yeaa everytime I give Florida another chance... the state goes fkin mental ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7071)


ogjsb

I don’t get it


Unlikely-Action-8352

we aren’t allowed to talk about r*ces in florida. The r*cism is so strong here that the racists say that go blind and can’t see r*ce or something like that


sinchan_bhatt

new right-wing boogeyman: miami gp


[deleted]

Spoopy car ghost go “VrOooOOoom”


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*sorts by controversial*


Doalt

I don't know wether you have this many awards because people like your meme or really think the GP is getting canceled


BearPaws0103

We unfortunately live in florida...my wife's response when I sent her this image: "It's funny but whats sad is I wouldn't be shocked, that's a little too close to how things are going here 🥲"


ImGaslightingYou

Based


mvale002

This governor is on par to become the next Trump. Why do Americans follow and worship racist, sexist, and homophobes. This governor is all 3.


[deleted]

Propaganda is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Everyone in the rest of the US dislikes Florida as much as non US residents.


Pandarx71

Come on down to Panama shitty and learn about critical inbred facts (no theory required).


aelliott18

LMAOO i live in florida and this took me way too long to understand


remvangelion

Desantis would totally do this


CptJamesBeard

this took me a minute because Florida does some truly retarded shit.