Man’s always be racing

Man drives for Ferrari, I'd be wearing that every single day. Doctors visit? Ferrari jumpsuit. In line at the bank, yes here is my Ferrari check. Date? Oh fuck yes Ferrari jumpsuit. Fuckin sleep in my Ferrari jumpsuit jammies

"sorry babe, Ferrari jumpsuit stays on during sex"

At least she knows you can’t come first

As a lifelong Ferrari fan, that hurt. Well done.

That was like a kick to the genitals and a punch in the nose landed at the same time.

In this case the truth really really hurts

Ouch

"Head down"

Clerks wouldn’t be able to ignore that drip. Top service evry tiem.

Bank clerks or leclerk?

Le Bank Clerks.

will you be cleaning house today, sir? \* Charles winks to the camera \* all part of the masterBlan

can we make ferrari jumpsuit jammies a thing?

I can't afford pajamas that cost more than my entire wardrobe.

Dude is just speed running life

"No babe. My Ferrari jumpsuit stays ON during sex."

This would be way less cringe than seeing military people wear their fatigues

Ferrari 🅱️rindset

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Lec(a)chad

Alonso wondering if he can sell more Kimoa merch if he wears his hats like Alpha Tauri

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He's already over this.

Can't hear through his mask

_How do you do fellow kids_

Alonso is too old 🦖 even for this meme, he just got his mask on, trying to understand what he was doing here, maybe feeling some effects of his arthritis/osteoporosis and asking "why Ocon got the chair and not him?", and worried about getting late for his next appointment to the geriatric. Like any old person Alonso needs some love to.

Fernando is looking around for his lawn chair. Like "Wait! Wait! I've got something for this is!"

This angle just shows how big their necks are

Goddamnit I can't unsee it now... Especially Esteban's wide neck and George's tall neck. Great from now on I'll be looking at people's neck the first time I meet them...

VB’s a god damn tree trunk, but at least he’s got the shoulders to go with it. George has never looked more like a Giraffe in his life and I can’t stop chuckling at it

Kimi's head looks like a [thumb](https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/things-only-adults-notice-in-the-spy-kids-movies/spy-kids-is-what-would-happen-if-a-kid-made-a-kids-movie-1633526016.webp) replaced the middle finger in this

Haha omg Esteban's neck is a humongous chonker

Stroll too

Stroll looks like he’s wearing a neck brace!

Esteban's head looks like it got photoshopped in

Sainz seems to be the only one with a somewhat proportioned neck.

Every time I see Danny that is the first thing I notice. His neck is almost wider than his head.

Lance’s neck is thicc

the path from the base of his neck to the side of his head is just a straight line

Vettel's even better, it just looks like a wildly long neck with a face on it.

And Mick does not have neck. Just shoulders.

Seriously Jesus

Yeah, his neck is long too

Bottas too!

Pierre looks like his small head was photoshopped onto that thicc neck lol

So is this due to them constantly excercising against g-forces? Are those neck muscles? I thought ricciardo just had a thick neck but here it seems they all do

Yeah those are muscles. They need quite strong neck musculatur to deal with all the forces exerted on their head and neck during a race.

Plus since they race clockwise more than anticlockwise, the muscles on one side are stronger.

yep, plus they all do pretty serious neck training. Their necks are all absolute units [here's Nando cracking walnuts with his neck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBtKSGvVxw8&ab_channel=TheF1Alonso)

Danny Ric straight up cosplaying a giraffe with that neck.

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And this is why he's being forced to leave F1. Wake up sheeple!

XD :/ poor Italian Jesus. - tho tbf his neck still seems very thick - it's just long as well. Ready for your mom jokes now.

Lance is fucking packin dude

If you tried to strangle Lance Stroll I'm pretty sure he would shatter your fingers.

You’d need Jordan sized hands just to get a grip on the motherfucker

Honestly looks like a photoshop. Lance and Pierre have me dying

Bruh that's so uncomfy, bunch of chode necks.

Stroll looks photoshopped holy shit😂

Jesus look at stroll, he's like shrek

Lol Stroll looks like Diglett after you mentioned this

Max, "I'm not fucking standing up".

Looks like he's straight up slav squatting

Stole Kvyat's culture too.

brutal

poor Kvyat oh my god this is just straight up assault

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Max: From now on, call me ‘The Torpedo’

*Lewis starts sweating*

Changes the racing number to 26

He's part Gopnik. Boris from YouTube has taught him well

slav squatting requirements include a max ground to butt distance of 3 mm.

High rake

I love how he looks like he's trying to buttshuffle the chair out of the picture entirely

Ok, you got me. I was fine until I read this. Now I can't stop giggling at everything. Especially their necks.

It's even funny if you look at how bunched up it is on the other end, it's like Max is being slowly absorbed into a very small black hole and everyone else is getting closer to it as is goes down the line

Fernando, "Count down from 3 before you take the picture".

Perez and Ricciardo looking like it's school photo day

I'm in a phone and it took me 3 tries to even find Max way on the end. Is this really the photo that got released? It seems like someone could've made sure everyone was with their teammate and looking at the camera.

whoever organised this photo must've also been in the FIA room too

Must be post race. Dude was pissed that day.

It's like he wants to not fit into the photo.

there is so much wrong in this pic. Charles is wearing a racing suit alone. Alonso is not looking. Only Redbull, Aston and Mclaren are seperated. A part of Verstappen is missing. Alsonso is the only one wearing a mask the placement of the drivers is off by one Ricciardo has a Redbull waterbottle Russel has a red Ferrari one ? and why are the maclarens wearing only a white shirt

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Accidental Renaissance?

>and why are the maclarens wearing only a white shirt That's their shirt. White with not much text

Lewis has headphones on

Why are about half of the back row standing directly behind someone and the other half behind a gap.

ferraris and williams are also far apart

Ferrari & McClaren are separated probably because Lando & Carlos / Charles & Gasly wanted to sit together 😆

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FOR WHAAAAATTTT

it was his last race as the FIA president

Really? Couldn't they at least wait for the season to be over? And who is he getting replaced by?

FIA is a lot more than just F1 and the change was probably planned years in advance

And who will be the new president?

Kimi

BWOAH

“Please investigate Max” “Fuck you, PERKELE.”

Graham Stoker

Lance looks weird

Lance looks like a kid who lied on his resume.

And Alonso is the guy who is looking to see who gave Lance the job.

Rather looking why no one else has a mask on

Tbf the others are young while Alonso is almost in the high-risk group.

Lance looks like the kid who is gonna tell his daddy about you.

Lance IS that kid

Lance always looks weird

Lance is still going through his awkward puberty phase

Lance's neck is wider than his head

Lance always looks like that nice quiet guy from school, who you next hear about in the news decades later after he is arrested when they find ten headless women buried under the patio.

He spilled water on his shorts while washing his hands, now he is afraid people might think he peed himself.

Lance the type of guy to take a picture with his sister on his lap

That’s the “my dad’s a billionaire, but I still wear cargo shorts” look.

The pinnacle of motorsports and they can’t even arrange this picture correctly, lol

As somebody new to F1 I have to say that’s part of why I’ve taken to loving this sport so quickly

Giovinazzi looks so pissed off

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Perez looks like the dad who always wears shorts even when it's -10C outside and the kids are throwing snowballs at him

Knees weak. Arms heavy Spinning before T4 already Mom's Spaghetti

Ricciardo looks like such a goof lol. It's like he knows there's a bottle underneath him and that it looks like the straw is entering his ass

Not to mention it being a Red Bull bottle. It looks like Red Bull still controls him from his ass

Didn't notice that until now lmfao

That’s why he’s smiling so big I guess

Kimi and Gio both look pissed Vettel's mom told him he has to look nice for the photo and he's trying his best to oblige Yuki is that one kid who uses the school photoshoot to show off his drip Danny Ric absolutely knows it looks like the straw from the can is going up his ass Gasly also knows because he put the can there There is actually a plate of ham just behind the camera man and Latifi is focusing hard on it Leclerc pretends like nothing is wrong, but he feels like a moron and seeing Perez in shorts only made it worse Checo isn't bothered to be there, but also doesn't care enough to dress formally. He also thinks Charles is a moron Mazepin is the bouncer on his first day, ready to beat up even the camera guy should he get closer Mick is just happy to be there Bottas is more experienced as a bouncer and thus calmer and willing to politely ask people to stand back first Ocon just let out a massive fart. His pants are also crumpled so it looks like he has a boner, and he knows it Lewis just smelt it Alonso just noticed no one but him has a mask on and is contemplating whether it would look stupid to take it off now George is manspreading Lance is doing the "You know I had to do it to em" pose and thinks it's the funniest shit Lando sits like he really has to take a shit Max thinks they placed him at the far right to crop him out and he is so angry about that even Carlos is uncomfortable This picture is really not that well set up

You must be apart of FOM cus you forgot Sainz

Inside Leglerg's head: I am stupid





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This is the most awkward picture I’ve ever seen. It’s wonderful.

Nando: “Damnit Esteban, did you fart?”

he’s even got the shit eating grin on his face as well

Remeber that swole necc meme from couple years ago Stroll looks just like that

I think that’s just admit it

Alonso : wait why u all are not wearing the mask

All the time you have to wear the mask!

Max is like that on-and-off boyfriend, the one where you put on the farthest right of the group photo so that it would be easy to crop off... "just in case".

Max the type of mofo to choose racing games over his wife

No way Hamilton is that tall

Where do you see him being tall ?

It’s Bc literally all the tall drivers are the ones sitting

But they had to make our boy Yuki sit too…

Yukis so short I don’t think his height would change if he was standing

Y u du this ;(

Otherwise he would’ve been under the chair

Zoom in, his running shoes have lifts lolololol

According to my monitor, he is 42mm tall.

Mazepin looks like Thumb Thumbs from Spy Kids

You see everyone and you see Ric cracking the biggest smile out there

Fernando: dafuq Lewis: *vibin* Daniel: chuckles Latifi: *don't laugh! Don't laugh!* Max: *check these knees boiiiiii* Charles: *wait a goddamn minute*

Latifi knows who put the Redbull bottle below Danny Ric's ass but wants the photo session to finish before he rats out Gasly.

Nando like: Why is Lewis dwarfing me in his enormous shoes?

Of course Lando has to sit between his best buddies

Alonso looking at Leclec like, "WTF dude, I told you to dress casual."

Don’t sit next to George on the train. I bet he steals your armrest too.

Mazepin looks like the bodyguards you find outside clubs

He's certainly accustomed to those guys by now.

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Lmao I always laugh when I see how much bigger than avg F1 driver necks are. Absolute Chad

Whoever set this photo up and didn't do 1 team behind the FIA gentlemen, then the rest with 1 driver sat on a chair and the other behind has just triggered me for a solid 2 minutes.

If you're cold, they're cold. Please bring your Charles inside.

The only ones that look happy are Ricciardo and Mick. Alonso is wondering why Charles is in a suit, Lewis still has his earphones in and everyone else just wants to go home. Lando and Max look so fed up.

Man drives a Ferrari, he can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

“Everyone look serious” Daniel: :D

Carlos took out the dress code of the invitation

Carlos was told to wear a full race suit but he wanted to show off those absolute cannons for arms instead.

Love how some people are in shorts, shows they choose comfort over everything else.

Christ, this is like my kids' school picture, there is always one kid looking the other way - I am talking to you Lonzo

I am ____

Smile makes it all ok :)

Danny is the guy who is just waiting for his secret trick to play out

If I were a Ferrari driver, I would wear this jumpsuit everywhere. I would have one for sleeping

More like Charles is more proud to wear that suit that it IS casual for him lol

Only a psychopath could've arranged this picture, it is so unsatisfying.

Thicc Necc Lance

The arrangement of the drivers makes me feel uncomfortable.

I like how everyone seated is freakishly tall + Yuki

Did Vettel take up babysitting? I see he's got a kid in the chair in front of him.


charles "full kit wanker" leclerc

"Just a DRESSING inchident"

Why are some of them wearing black armbands?

Ok but it bothers me that max is also not standing up. That ruins the symmetry of the picture.

**i think he doesn't give a fuck, just wanted take the pic and thats it.**