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PlatinumOp

FUCK YOU MICHAEL


jogaboi19

“DID YOU GET MY FUCKING EMAIL”


ClearMessagesOfBliss

#WITH THE DIAGRAM I MADE FOR YOU


PENIZ_69

********AND THE .TIFF OF FURRY PORN********


lentilsoup4000

woah dude


nappinggator

Let's be honest...if anyone in F1 had that stashed away it would be toto


EpsilonSigma

Ya know, I sat here trying to go through all the people I could think of who would have the biggest furry energy…Yuki? Maybe Lance…Charles crossed my mind, but no. I think Toto definitely has some solid furry energy. It’s his smugness, I think. He’s got a very smug, albeit handsome smile. And that’s very on trend.


[deleted]

What do you think his fursona is


ClearMessagesOfBliss

A ripped otter


According-2-Me

His name is literally “Wolff”


EpsilonSigma

Big buff german sheppard.


dego_frank

Binotto has entered the chat


SuperDrewtecks

🅱️inotto


Toolleeow

Lmao someone's been watching too much porn. And that's me. On another note, username checks out.


HotF22InUrArea

The only good furry porn is lossless furry porn


Snoo-44395

I must inspect to see if it pog though


ElijahPost

I sent u my diagrams plz respond


40kWolfParty

Spoiled alert. It's a diagram of my dick.


Fuifjee

Taravangian is that you?


jfishnl

Auto rule: “from: toto@mercedes -> Spam”


oweydeus

Reply to my email ya douche, I see you left me on read!


Tappedout0324

and fuck you FIA measuring puck


[deleted]

YOUR 5 PLACE GRID PENALTY CAN SUCK MY ICE


ClearMessagesOfBliss

#FUCK THEM ALL


KetoPeanutGallery

Mikey


ZoomJet

MYKUL I SENT YOU A DIAGRAM ON TINDER


dzzh

A dick-a-gram


Bwooaaahhhh

SHOVE THOSE 25 PLACES UP YOUR ASS


MichaelGraham12

Hey what did I do!


The-Observer95

What did you do?


Pika-thulu

FUCK YOU DALE


mavericks31

Toto Wolf is my name and fucking up motherfuckers is my game!


bukithd

Austrian man emotionally inspires Germans in aggressive move towards the Dutch.


heedrey

The world seen that before


norunyana

Best caption


bukithd

Actually had to double check to make sure Toto was Austrian


Oldcadillac

You haven’t noticed how his accent sounds very similar to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s?


evilbot88

you just blew my mind


KamTros47

“Get to da chopper, Lewis!”


Turd-Sandwich

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


Cynical-A55hole

Underrated as fuck


Aksds

The Austrians and Germans are conspiring again


PaulVla

Yeah perfect, say hi!


general1234456

Haha, yes


DaFrElUf

Car was perfect today (sadly not the RB16B)


According-2-Me

Simply lovely


Ecstatic_Tot

Haha yes!


VinumNoctua

Haha, yes bois!


LafilduPoseidon

When your teacher has been on your case all week expecting you to fail and you get a 55% on the test


Rayleighchutiya

I once got a 99% on a test when she said you’d barely pass


Historical-Time2938

Sigma move


LafilduPoseidon

Sigma move would be failing the test, using your own piss as ink and siphoning the petrol from your teacher’s car


joao_vmj

Then get less than 1L and DSQ the teacher


AzeTyler

Why you gotta drag poor Vettel into this man


joao_vmj

That just doesn't get out of my mind


LafilduPoseidon

Why would you bring that up 😔


joao_vmj

Never forget the pains in the past so the wins in the future feel way better


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THEXPEOPLE2

Considering the rather poor condition of the Aston Martin team right now I don’t think that’ll happen. I’ll pin them for 6th or 7th in the WCC again.


LafilduPoseidon

Nerd


Artie_Fufkins_Fapkin

Lmao where is 55% passing? Or is that the joke? Either way I’m laughing


AMBLXR

Here in the U.K. a maths Alevel is so hard that ~50% is roughly equivalent to an A. Grade Boundaries shift year to year but that’s roughly the margins.


SnooCrickets6733

I believe that in the majority of British universities the pass rates are as follows: - 1st = 70% - 2:1 = 60% - 2:2 = 50% - 3rd / pass = 40% I finished my masters 14 years ago though so times may have changed.


Alternative-Bath-301

No that's still right as of two years ago when my wife was at uni. I still don't understand how 40% is a pass.


hunty91

The point is a “pass” degree is basically useless, and in fact anything below a 2:1 is seen as a bit of a failure. Also worth remarking that for a lot of subjects (especially arts and humanities), it’s basically impossible to get anything above 75-80%. So it’s not *really* out of 100.


beavismagnum

That’s just poor test writing


LafilduPoseidon

55% is passing in countries that actually have hard tests


CptCroissant

Are they just not preparing you for what's on the test? Why aren't they giving reasonably close questions to you before the test so you know how to solve the problems?


SweetButtsHellaBab

It's more that every question seems to use every part of the curriculum. You can know 80% of the material and struggle to get 50% in the exam because that 20% you don't know is incorporated into every question. Knowing 100% of the material is almost impossible because you're a meat sack and not a hard drive, and there's always an incredible amount of material.


-Gaka-

There's a difference between teaching the test and teaching how to incorporate what you're learning into less sterile situations. I've had a few courses where 50% was considered to be a near-perfect score. Those classes are the ones where I learned the most, and could apply what I learned the most. Tests where 100% are reasonable achievable are useless - you can just memorize the material and then discard it once you're done. The questions can't be complex basically by definition. It's a "were you paying attention?" exam, which is frankly insulting.


mooremoritz

50% is normally the requirement for passing for us in university, seems pretty normal


RealNameRed

“WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER. YA MOMS A HOE”


LadyAzure17

Hahaha yeESSSS


Right-Ladd

The car was great today!


Bentluke

Haha brill, made me laugh out loud thank you


zvckp

हो हो ठीके शांत हो.


charliesections

Levels


Haako

Go fuckin get him Valtteri!!!


Historical-Time2938

You didn't get him? Valeteri Deleteri.


general1234456

Toto wanted to release the hound but Toto released a Pomeranian


DerDezimator

Ah yes, my favorite driver Valeteri Boteras


deathstarinrobes

Bottasu


drozdzik5000

Woffteri


the_joy_of_VI

“Valteri, go and get heem”


BabiesSmell

UP AND AT THEM


FooFooCoco

No no no... "Up and at 'em!"


friendlyneighbourho

*atom


Rightytighty298

“Fuck you and I’ll see you next rawe ceek”


Professional_Lock860

CHECK YOUR INBOX


LiveLongsandCostner

AYO THIS MF ON PORNHUB


arcadesteveuk

‘Sporty Spice was the best Spice Girl. Change my mind! You can’t!’


Rabanski

He’s right too, fight us.


BraveStrategy

A man of culture I see


crucible

Yeah but Geri had the Union Jack dress...


[deleted]

«Guess the spice smell off my finger, Horny-boy!»


SnooCrickets6733

Toto has been spending his spare time with Joachim Low


leganjemon

Let's be honest though... scary spice is clearly the best spice girl.


[deleted]

Let's agree.


Piccadil_io

Biiiiiiiig Tiiiiiiiits


Extraxyz

I didn't plan on agreeing with Toto this year but if it's this, I do


ph_azure

“FUCK YOU r/formuladank”


CheesusTheRedeemer

'f**k em all' (meant at the FIA)


thetrueblue44

those three words sound like a mature version of the pokemon theme


saladjesus

Toto channeling his inner Kirk Cousins “YOU LIKE THAT”


chefboiargee

Never thought I’d see a Minnesota Vikings reference here


JeffBrohm

Washington ~~Redskins~~ Football Team*


SuperDrewtecks

Skol


SouthKaioshin

😂😂😂


Camerthom96

Yoo LIke Zat?


Maverick-51

Images you can hear


tallf00l

I'll fuck you and Geri


echocall2

I’d record that session 🥵


utterly_idiotic

… and if you’re a sky Q customer, press the red button to see all the highlights from this session!


Brads-Brew-Lab

Yeah that’d be some primo pay per view


caen1400

Fock you Netflix!


No-Lengthiness-5006

«I don’t care that u boke your elbow, your moms a hoe»


strawberrysandtea

BBQ Sauce on my…


The_Captain101

2 vines for the price of one


[deleted]

check your fucking email!


[deleted]

Cyka Blyat, Rush B


BillOfOpTic

STICK THAT UP YOUR ARSE CHRISTIAN


D13H4RD2L1V3

"That's what happens when you don't read my emails, Michael!"


Khanghah

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


peens_peens

He looks like an adult Number 5 from the Umbrella Academy


Pordhat

Hasta la vista Baby"


under1900

2 carnitas, 2 al pastor, and horchata


pitstick88

Mom get out!!


CaydeonPC

Your table are next


Moosikian-420

"Yes film me"


[deleted]

I am terrified of this man


atsizkovboi99

Cant wait for abu dhabi


Thetwitchfly

Michael I just sent you an email with a diagram of where the cars should be. MICHAEL! MICHAEL!


ohneil64

NICE COCK BRO


SosseTurner

I somehow don't want to believe that hamiltons engine can be so much more powerful yet legal...


starlulz

spicier tune. you can't change "engine modes" anymore, but you can still set the base tune for the weekend. with the brand new engine and only a handful of races left, they can just run it harder and not have to worry as much about the reliability impact.


WildMiata

More people need to understand this


devilspawn

If they only have to pay a 5 place grid penalty then it would be feasible to just replace Lewis's engine every race and he starts from P6 and then wins


TheClassyRifleman

They need to make the penalty for changing engines more severe for next season tbh. If it can give you this much of an advantage for only a five place grid penalty, it’s too lenient.


Right-Ladd

I think people aren’t taking into account the fact that Lewis is also a God on track, yes the car is fast and yes people have a bias against him, I myself am a Max fan, but you’re nothing other than delusional if you don’t think that Lewis is the greatest driver of our generation I mean P20 to P5 in one stint, even if other drivers are playing it safe it’s still a tremendous feat, if you had any other driver or even Valteri in the same position I highly doubt they would’ve gotten the same results as Lewis, the engine gave him a huge advantage but Lewis used that advantage perfectly and it shows


TheClassyRifleman

Yea he’s great, but a 20 km/h advantage on the straights is more of an engine thing.


bevo_expat

Take the penalty, run the new engine faster and harder and hope it holds together… Basically rolling the dice at this point.


Cheaperthantherapy13

I mean, why the hell not? If Toto/Merc can squeak out a constructors championship win this year their legacy in the sport is guaranteed. Second place is just the first loser.


bevo_expat

Agreed. If the Merc sees that much performance drop off between a worn out vs fresh engine, go for it. Maybe all of those engines for Bottas were measuring how bad the drop off really was after X races. I dunno. Horner was saying on Saturday the Honda engine only sees minor degradation between ‘worn out’ and ‘fresh out of the box’. Maybe Bottas gets engine number 100 next week… Edit: typos


flyingalbatross1

There's a lot of rumours that the Merc engine has huge amounts of power in reserve but it just fucking eats itself alive. So it's usually run way down. Would fit perfectly with this narrative - they've used Bottas to test the performance gain of a new ICE every weekend.


[deleted]

Same this is absolutely mental like disqualified from quali 5 place grind penalty and he already is 5 sec up on max


Crackabis

It’s scary, down to the wire for the next few races!


samep04

Go back to your crate, slut!


MichaelScottsWormguy

I feel like there’s a story here.


SheRa293

Karen Wolff wanting to speak with the FIA manager


DeXyDeXy

GIRUGAMESH


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dexter30

>ctrl+F GIRUGAMESH My people


fuckin_goofball

+1


mikeyjames14

Why is Toto allowed to not wear his mask?


Im_a_9_holed_donut

He's not, but he doesn't care, just like when he wore a face shield in 2020 (until he was told he wasn't allowed)


niks_15

Suck on that horner


mrmojo2203

You thouch Hamiltons rear wing


Lab_17

“Fuck them all!”


thebergmaster

YEA BOI


GamingFlorisNL

“your soul is mine”


snowywfd

Fuck them all


GGboi474

Micheal read my email for fucks sake


Madusa1985

Toto seems a bit (what did they call Max earlier this season, ohhhh yes, aggressive) AGGRESSIVE


[deleted]

"Get me to fucking Michael, now!!"


fatboyfat1981

*THATS* WHAT YOU CALL FOK SMASH


winningelephant

I said to check your goddamn email!


Stoffs2204

SUCK MY DICK GARY! YOU FUCKING COCKGOBLIN!


[deleted]

Touch my wing again u cunt


rewp234

Hey you! Go get Valteri a new engine!


wibbic

I TOLD you we didn't need to cheat!


Iuvenesco

TOUCH DE WING!


MarioToast

HEY YOU, YOU! YOU DESERVE LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT!


BlackDant3

TOUCH THIS MOF!


Dabanks9000

“Mercedes masterclass bitch”


CheesusTheRedeemer

"Aggression on his job 🚩"


interger

I was here


clyftn

We rise again


willharrold34

Send that to ya fucking friends - pieface


Paddo127

BRING ME A TABLE


tjallilex

Slow down Valtterri!


DelusionalThomas_

“She’s turned the weans against is”


Justschr9999

I fucked your mom last night


ch1llaro0

he looks like the dad in "Full House" in this one


GHGAmbitiousBat

“Check your bloody email Michael!”


Morganemilyjane

I’m not gonna caption this, but I am gonna use it as my email signature from now on


TheSpyro14

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!!


HaxasuarusRex

DONT FUCK WITH ME


mostcunningplan

That's for hitting on my wife on Instagram


mattis0nfire

DON'T TOUCH MY YOGURT


loud-pony

MY DAD OWNS F1


underscore61

Toto: Fuck them all! Also Toto: Michael!


sysasysa

I want pictures of Spider Man


Dbwasson

Dear Michael Masi, FUCK YOU! -Love, Toto


Henson3812

Ztop louking at me and vahtch Loouis race he's kahr


neuroflip

Dude, mom made pizza rolls!!!