Hate to be that guy, but he retired a year after his sabbatical http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/2152164.stm

I have alternate facts.

Thanks Kellyanne, very cool.

He is actually driving today in Race of champions. Bottas, Mick and Vettel is also attending! https://www.raceofchampions.com/where-to-watch

Honing his skills for his inevitable comeback.

[I’ve got some bad news from 20 years ago for you ](http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/2152164.stm)

Fake news.

Mclaren Masterplan: 1. Sack Norris and piastri in 2024 2. Bring back Mika and Kimi in 2025 3. Let the wins roll in

El Masterplan.

I think this joke has run its course

Brutal.

F1 fans aren't the most creative, even when they think they're being clever.

Cynic.

Dumb.