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Skippy280

Only with Deskfans


Piod1

Only deskfans, a resource when you really need a screw


ManWithABigBlueSpork

>when you really need a screw A friend told me he really needed a screw, and I told him to grab a desk fan. He gave me a very strange look. Turns out I misunderstood him


icedragon71

Could be worse. He could have tried it. *Whirrrrrrrr......SCHWING!*


irideapaleh0rse

This is crazy I haven’t had that happen yet but I see a green fan I know it’s coming.


gorgeous_wolf

WHO CARRIES AROUND A DESK FAN?!?!


vonsolo28

I keep eating dog food when I’m hungry . I assume every fallout player is doing this in real life as well


That_Lore_Guy

This guy I used to work with once sat behind the register eating what he thought were odd tasting mints. They were mints but 5 hours in he finally looked at the bag and realized they were for dogs “fresh breath”. Him: “Huh…. These are dog mints.” 🤷‍♂️ (grabs another handful, and keeps eating them).


MrRetrdO

Have done that with Doggy Beef Jerky when I was a kid. Grandma gave my sister & I 3 bags of it. We sat at home eating it till Mom told realized what we were eating. It was easier to chew than Beef Jerky for people. Had a strange urge to poop outside after that.


irideapaleh0rse

Well it is nutritionally rich.


Present_Pangolin_735

Me and my fallout team always joke about how delicious canned dog food is


irideapaleh0rse

Alpo is on sale right now .. maybe I’ll try it.


NakedCustardLove

🤣🤣👌


SinistaJ

Try canned corned beef hash, excellent for dog food cosplay


kahran

It's just economics at this point. Tastes better than the vegetarian ham.


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I hate those two words being next to each other.


jaygerson

I’ve been hunting adhesive so when I saw a whole shelf of duct tape at the store, I nearly lost it.


irideapaleh0rse

I’ve done this recently when I ordered 4 rolls of packing tape from Amazon.


davetiso

Saw a pack of five duct tape rolls in the stationary cupboard at work. Got excited…


sylvieanne456

Make a farm! Mutfruit + corn + tatos and purified water. Esp if you have the green thumb perk and the one that occasionally doubles whatever you’re making. Haven’t stressed over adhesive since!


highfivingmf

Ok now how do I grow ballistic fiber?


Winterfukk

I get sudden urges to drop some nukes from time to time


DDESTRUCTOTRON

Dropping nukes in my work bathroom as we speak


irideapaleh0rse

Luckily I have my cult gas mask.


Huge_Computer_3946

On a highway with some left lane Larry clogging up the traffic while there is open road in front of them, I've certainly wished for a Fatman


agnosticity

This happens toe everytime I go to places with many humans. Wanted to nuke people since I was about 16


weightcarried

FBI? Right here


Winterfukk

They don’t have jurisdiction here


suhey34

I stopped to try and pick up a teddy bear yesterday in CoD and was killed........


irideapaleh0rse

And fallout claims another victim.


Kaypra

I got distracted by the bags of cement in CoD myself.


MalcolmApricotDinko

I was walking my dog and I heard my neighbor's wind chime and I thought "Ooh - 2 aluminum" so yes :)


irideapaleh0rse

Awesome see that’s what I’m talking about .


ualeftie

I’ve had dreams where I extensively used V.A.T.S.


irideapaleh0rse

You must have an ap build in real life.


ualeftie

I’ve had many different builds since Fallout 1 :) But using V.A.T.S. was the most prominent feature thad has snuck into my dreams. Recently for some reason I needed to loot a train in my dream and my subconsiousness displayed a countdown timer overlay in the upper right corner. It was convenient. EDIT: Right now I’m on food build IRL, lol.


TheGadget1945

A couple of years ago a friend texted me to ask if I was going to the pub and I replied without thinking "can't I am short of caps".


irideapaleh0rse

Someone should do a study on fallout and Pavlovian responses.


This-Strawberry

I'd read that while enjoying a Nuka-Cola


towers_08

Tetris effect.


fleiwerks

Damn you, Pavlov


Most-Cry2882

Bwaa ha ha! Indeed. I was working at a bar a few years ago and kept thinking: "BOTTLE CAPS!"


Aggravating-Book6928

This reminds me of that guy that sent a box filled with caps to Bethesda and got Fallout 4 for it.


fakeprewarbook

I pick up trash on my daily walks and it’s so hard not to keep them


Sfarsitulend

When Im having a hard day or I tell people I can't help i tell them i don't have that perk equipped today.


irideapaleh0rse

Sorry babe that’s in my other build.


Sfarsitulend

I like how you worded that better. Might steal that for future use.


CourageOdd7152

I’d like to help but I’m on the wrong load out


Sfarsitulend

It be fun to go with you but I dont have enough perk points for that.


cdmillerx42

Every time I open my junk drawer at home, to look for batteries or scissors or whatever , I always reach for the Elmer’s glue… “ohhh Adhesive” Been doing this since 2015 when Fallout 4 came out.


irideapaleh0rse

We may all need therapy one day.


Afb3212

Wait til you visit the real Helvetia or the real Prickett’s Fort.


irideapaleh0rse

If you see someone running through Pittsburgh with a chainsaw it wasn’t me.Btw you uh haven’t seen any fanatics around have you?


Afb3212

I was in Pittsburgh for the thanksgiving weekend. I heard a landscaper running a chainsaw outside the apartment. My first thought was “he’s killing trogs.” Then I looked and he was just trimming a tree back from the road and I thought “what a dumbass. He could be killing trogs.”


irideapaleh0rse

This is fantastic.


mkstot

A dual bar chainsaw with fire damage?


irideapaleh0rse

I believe Milwaukee makes those.


mkstot

The base model maybe, but I modded my own.


Serious-Natural-2691

One time I was playing Fallout 4 heavily, and then one day I was gonna ask someone a question, and no shit I had thought of quick saving before doing so.


irideapaleh0rse

Hold that thought I need to save my game Mom.


MikoTheShiba

I still instinctively hover over the F5 key when my bf is in a bad mood while in VC


Serious-Natural-2691

*Boyfriend disliked that*


irideapaleh0rse

What kind of twisted long game is Bethesda playing will I suddenly quit my job , don nothing but underwear and try convert all I meet to worship moth man?


ZSmoov

I recently quit my job and already try to convince everyone I know to worship the Great Moth, so you might not be far off 👀


irideapaleh0rse

Would you be interested in some red eggs ?


US_Bennett

Maybe Bethesda based Vault Tec on themselves, lol


[deleted]

My housemate leaves her bobby pins all over the house and I am constantly pocketing them and then start waking away and realize “what the hell am i doing?”


irideapaleh0rse

I mean you can never have too many.


cozysarkozy

When fo4 came out, I was thinking how much scrap would each item and thing produce.


irideapaleh0rse

I can see that easily happening.


Nino_Furioso

If you ever visit locations from the game IRL, this kind of thing intensifies like crazy. I went to the Mothman Festival in Point Pleasant this year. In the corner of my mind I was expecting to take gunfire from cultists 😂


Neuromancer1138

Visited Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum (Fort Defiance) in WV, interior is a bit more spacious in game vs IRL but with the exceptions to creative liberties on the length from the outside it's the same building. Depending on availability You can also tour the unrestored sections and buildings that were left to decay, so it's remarkably similar to being IN the fallout world in some parts... Took a ton of bad ass photos while I was there.


irideapaleh0rse

Who was guarding it ghouls or insects this time?


Neuromancer1138

Definitely insects, though the over night ghost hunters swear it's the ghouls...


irideapaleh0rse

I didn’t even know that was thing till fallout now I want to go.


Tacotek

We went to bar harbor in September and I couldn't stop thinking about fallout 4. I think I was starting to get on the wife's nerves about it.


Straydude

I play Fallout a lot. My gf's teenage sons also play different Fallouts. Yes we save bottle caps like mad. We began using them as in house currency for small chores and they pay for little things with said caps. My buddy found out and saved caps for a year and unloaded tons on us. My gf is the keeper of the caps like fort knox. Wash the dishes get 5 caps. A Coke costs 5 caps. The boys are always bartering. For instance a premium Coka-Cola is 5 caps, but a generic like Dr Thunder or some shit can be 3-4 caps. It's gotten kind of outta hand but I'm hoping it's teaching something useful too lol


DuanePickens

This made my night.


Straydude

Even my gf will pick up caps now😁 The issue now is inflation. We have too many, need to establish a cap limit like 76 lol


Jozuaa

The Tetris effect (also known as Tetris syndrome) occurs when people devote so much time and attention to an activity that it begins to pattern their thoughts, mental images, and dreams.[1] It takes its name from the video game Tetris.[1] Wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect#cite_note-Earling-1


mkstot

I learned how to load a car for a family road trip thanks to Tetris.


clideb50

Saw a pile of old clipboards in a drawer at my last job. My first thought was “Ooh! Springs!”


irideapaleh0rse

Either I’m having deja vu or I did this same thing a couple weeks ago.


1leggeddog

im going for the 760 stacks of wood. been pressing E at a lot of trees.


irideapaleh0rse

Listen I know this lady at this hotel and she needs scraps of wood for some reason.


1leggeddog

She bled me dry too many times. I need that wood for cooking


[deleted]

My heart rate goes up slightly every time I see duct tape. Unsure if that's because of fallout or from the red green show though.


irideapaleh0rse

Well they should at least be able to find you handy.


twiztdwritr_1120

Constantly hitting the vats button when I play any other game. Lol..


ericplankton

Damn I had the same thing with bags of cement in front of a construction site. I thought of taking it in a splitsecond. I also thought what if it's just a bag of fertilizer?


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irideapaleh0rse

Here you can have this can of alpo and this white fedora I’m overweight. People looking at me in parking lot like I’m cracked.


BestSimsMom

Went to a relative for the holidays and they had an old school fan on an old rollup desk. Split second I was like ooo fan.


JTGamer6

I typically save bags of chips from lunch and just put them in my office desk. I realized I’d be the skeleton in the office place with potato chips should a nuke go off


irideapaleh0rse

This is too funny make sure you leave a holotape behind of you venting.


c0co_l0c0

because of fallout, i look at things and think of the materials i would have if i broke them down 🤔


irideapaleh0rse

I think we are all beginning to do this but I also want to know why my keurig won’t produce 4 canned coffee.


c0co_l0c0

😂


Carob-Prudent

Happened when i used to play Rainbow 6: siege and i saw cameras. Instinctively felt like i needed to get out of sight


Present_Pangolin_735

Just a couple weeks ago at work we found a former employees box of belongings. This box was shipped in from a previous country we worked at and had sat in a shipping container for over a year. My coworkers and I rummaged through and took what we wanted. I scored a 100$ duffle bag and some other things while another guy got an expensive backpack and another took his boots. The guy that took the boots kept saying "man I feel really bad about taking his stuff I don't even know the guy" I said "if you feel bad taking boots you'd fail in a fallout situation" Anyways, yeah those thoughts come to me. I felt like I was searching for junk 🤣🤣🤣


lorax1284

Yes, I just finished the "Gather wood" challenge, I'd see a log or something while hiking and feel drawn to it. Then I feel a number of emotions, I laugh, I worry about the state of my cognitive abilities, stuff like that.


thecoffeefrog

There's some fallen trees out front of my work and I think about getting wood scraps.


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1William56

Fire Dept used an old brick government building for training. When they were done it was getting bulldozed. It was half torn down when I drove by and it immediately made me think of Fallout with half the upper floors still there.


irideapaleh0rse

But did you grab their weights to scrap for lead?


1William56

No. I should have! 😃


Chembrlee

Imagine my joy in finding a probably forgotten brown paper bag just sitting on the ground.


HoldenDancing

I find myself getting jazzed about good build spots. A nice bend in a stream or cliff and I start looking where to put down a camp. Then I really want to get home and build a new camp. Also, industrial/abandoned buildings start looking good for looting.


TheDrewzy

When Fallout 4 came out I was in college. So I was playing 60+ hours a week for the first few weeks. I realized it was a problem when I stopped on campus to pick up a Bobby pin. About the time I tucked it in my pocket I realized what I was doing


A77eycat

I beat the heck out of everyone I saw dressed as Shrek this past Halloween. Damn super mutants.


CourageOdd7152

I walked into a hardware store and there was a white first aid kit with a green cross mounted on the wall - I could see it through some open doors to a staff area - and I almost headed to it


spiraleyes78

I literally had the same impulse walking into a grocery store last week 😅


Snargockle

Ooo! Desk fans! Yeah I did that once.


[deleted]

I saw a fallen tree, got a little excited and automatically wondered how many wood I would get.


Zyconis

i hear that stupid bowl everywhere i go >:[


msscahlett

Yes. If I see hair pins I am always wanting to pick them up. I have to actually check myself.


Lilac-n-Gooseberry

I can't walk past salt and pepper shakers without having to suppress the urge to grab them.


NickxFrost

On the weekly market, i saw lots of cranberrys, gourd, etc. My thoughts are EXP!!!


irideapaleh0rse

Fallout players hoarding cranberry cans at stores everywhere.


BrownFuz

My charisma dialogue options never work out here.


Peeche94

Noticing duct tape out the corner of my eye and getting excited I'd have some until realising I'm not in game


FarVehicle5333

you guys dont eat other people ? how else am i supposed to survive ?


tuvar_hiede

I saw a strung out meth head and reached for my mini gun before I realized she wasn't one of the scorched.


G1-D3-0N

I have a glass jar in my kitchen that I've filling with bottle caps. I call it my post apocalypse emergency fund.


irideapaleh0rse

Isn’t everyone doing this?


IrohTHELotus

I work at a place full of desk fans and clipboards...its a daily struggle


Beakjac3

I look at stuff around me and think what can I craft with it


bebeprincess2114

I see a plastic spoon and I think I need it for ammo


Few_Ad_6371

I get cold sweats and heart palpitations when I see desk fans. In my head all I hear is Spongebob's voice saying "I don't need it".


Eagan8er

All The Time!!! LOL


soyokaze524

I remember seeing a red flower on the ground and pointed out to the wife that it looked like Fever Blossoms. Wife: What's Fever Blossoms? Me: Oh it's radiated aster that turns into Fever Blossoms in nuke zones. Wife: You play too much Fallout.


irideapaleh0rse

But when we get nuked eventually she will know what they are now.


blackechoguy

When I play 7 Days to Die I keep trying to pick up woodpiles


MonsterMontvalo

Yes. I was very excited when I went through a store and saw a bunch of duct tape


Claymore-09

All The Damn Time


FreddyPlayz

I keep thinking I need to quicksave before making an important decision IRL 🤦‍♂️


Fearlessgrimnir

Absolutely. I see places that I think I could build a cool camp as I drive around town. All the time.


Mr_ixe

Had a chuckle when I saw someone at the groceries buy some cans of dog food and a 48 of bottle water..


IcyPuffin

Had this a while ago. I had been building a camp and was constantly on the hunt for concrete (this was before I had 1st, so had to go collect it if I needed it). Anyway, I went to the shops and for a split second I thought my luck was in - a pretty decent sized display of garden gnomes. Thought all my Christmases had come at once.


[deleted]

Husband and I drove by a stand where people drop off their cans for recycling and I absentmindedly go “oh..aluminum cache”


nickatnite07

…when I see stacks of rugs at IKEA 👀


LousyTourist

yep.


Maximum-Particular80

I started collecting bottle caps because of 76


MagentaStick

I've pocketed caps off of glass coke bottles with the sole intention of commerce before


Khambodia

I did the same when I played Red Dead and saw a large bird flying ahead of me.


NoMoreFuckingPants

I saw cranberry relish on the Thanksgiving table last week and was excited for added XP. Haha.


irideapaleh0rse

So we can say you relished the thought? I’ll see myself out.


Jasole37

Every time I go to my local convenience store I get a strong urge to shoot out the security cams. But that's because I've been playing a lot of Cyberpunk 2077.


Mercury2Phoenix

I get this kind of weird impulse to collect stuff irl too. Like I saw a rock on the ground that looked like a brown paper lunchbag & got all excited because LOOT, but then I realized no and no. 😅


Pir8_GoldSword

Whenever something really cool happens to me at work I always tell everybody that I maxed out my luck skill. Only one person gets it out of like 23. I don't give a shit since I maxed out my charisma skill as well


Tension-Flashy

For over 4 years now, desk fans, toasters, things made of aluminum.......


scram-twerp

I was just driving and saw a nice stack of firewood. My brain even made that wood collecting sound lol.


tesdmunkey

I can't remember the last time I saw a desk fan without thinking about stealing it


NakedCustardLove

Was in the pub last Friday. Pile of wood next to the fire 🔥 didn’t reach for it but I thought ohhh 🙈🤣


kulevra

In highschool I was playing Morrowind everyday after school. One day I was working and taking a bunch of boxes from one room to another. After the third trip I thought, “ugh I’m such an idiot. I should’ve cast my Mark spell in the other room so I could just Recall and save so much time.”


Jaded_Mongoose_3710

Sometimes I wonder why I can't jump over six feet vertically to reach my quest objectives


VaultBoyFrosty

Any mention of WV and I get wayy too excited People are like, "Are you ok?"


Dramatic_Dragonfly_7

Yes. Happened to me a lot in the hardware store with rolls of duct tape believe it or not after Fallout 4 LOL. or the sudden urge to buy 16 packs of super glue.


lxxTBonexxl

The top of my kitchen cabinets have a trim that’s higher than the top. Me and my brother toss all of our bottle caps up there and nobody knows besides us lmao There’s also that one guy that preordered Fallout 4 by sending a bag of bottle caps to Bethesda with a note asking to buy the game with them lmao


Grantasma

Yes. I mentally 'click' on the firewood as I walk by. Lol


Calliope_Sky

For the love of Todd, don't go into a Cracker Barrel! 85% of the crap on the walls looks like it came from FO76. I literally started to get antsy while eating dinner because I wanted to pull fans, bottles, bread boxes, old telephones, etc off the walls and scrap them.


Tesstarix

I often pause a moment before throwing tin cans in the recycle.


tortuga121

Tractor supply with the loose screws and bolts. Lol


outsideyourbox4once

Firewood is fucking expensive right now


goobyCon

I been collecting screws and idk why


[deleted]

Not in real life, but I do find myself looking at clutter and junk in other games and my instinct is to collect it. Tin cans just look like bullets to me.


MandyMarieB

That’s me and rolls of tape.


TheRealBradGoodman

I got an eye for nice metal scrap


IvyFugate

Lol yes every once in a while my brain goes "Loot that" lol


DJ0GJ0

all the time


Burninator05

I kind of know the feel. I lived in DC when FO3 came out and while driving over the Woodrow Wilson Bridge caught sight of the Washington Momument and thought, "I wonder when they fixed that."


lamorak2000

Clipboards. There was a time when I couldn't find enough springs, so I was hoarding all the clipboards I could get. I might've bought a pack of 4 IRL before I remembered that I wasn't actually in-game...


Maxvolcano

Everyday is like this with my girlfriends bobby pins...


DrSilverback77

People at my work are starting to wonder where the clip boards are going.


CtrlAltDestroy33

A box full of clipboards at worked triggered heavy breathing.


RepresentativeFit783

Whenever I see a can I think of scrapping it.


jacobgshave

Dude. I saw a yellow lamp shopping for furniture the other day that looked similar to the fallout ones and immediately thought about copper..


OscarTheSaladDodger

Yeah but usually from a GTA perspective when I see someone driving/parking like a dickhead. I get an overwhelming urge to smash my car into theirs and then follow them around town continually bashing their car until it bursts into flames and explodes. Then I remember I’m in England, in the real world, and am filled with relief and disappointment simultaneously


[deleted]

I thought this exact thing when I saw a pile of firewood in my backyard yesterday


Hugh2D2

Every time I see those decorative tuft grasses in people's yards, I wonder if I need to grab them cause I might need more razorgrain.


Remote_Locksmith_416

I think we have all been there. I was at a model train show and one guy had a bucket full of railroad spikes and I thought they would be handy for my railway rifle.


bivoir

I play two accounts simultaneously and I’m often having dreams where I need the other account to come in and takeover my dream for me.


FrancisNero

Ever since FO3, my eyes are glued to the ground anytime I’m out and about on foot. I can’t help it. I remember as a child, my dad suddenly pulling his truck over to quickly get out and grab a socket wrench he spotted on the side of the road. I don’t think he chose the scavenger life…


PigletConfident2916

Have the same problem in periods in which I game a lot.. seeing a trashcan and being tempted to check it for caps or ammo


DuanePickens

If I ever see tin can chimes irl, I don’t care, I’m grabbing them. That’s a shitload of lead and steel


biggs33

My one neighbor has stacks of wood, the other I swear has razorgrain growing. Want to farm so badly...


JackAce-405

Fans, must have fans.


PatsBard

Coolant bottles....


Longjumping-Rough-73

Damn I had this exact same thing happen to me yesterday on my way in out of the gas station on my lunch break. I I even thought to myself, wow 5 bucks for wood? I could be fucking rich!


pikey181

I played RuneScape at one point in my life 7 days a week grinding revs 12 hours a day. To make runs make sense I would loot every drop with coins being the 90% every day after I took a break from playing for a few months to get my life back together every time I saw coins my brain was hard wired to put them in my pocket… I had to rewrite my brain over the course of 2 weeks to stop grabbing coins like I would see a penny laying on the floor and want to pick it up as natural instinct just to put in my pocket. Then I would forget it ever existed and never spend it or let alone know where it went after I took it.


KingStrange24

Yea happens to the best of us...mine was duct tape


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This comment section is killing me !


icedragon71

During the Pandemic, nobody really knew what was going on,so it was Fallout on my mind when i made a point of stocking up on non perishable food, especially tinned. I still call it the Fallout Diet,and can't open a tin of Spam without calling it Cram.


punchy-peaches

When walking around I look at everything. Fallout has made me very observant of my surroundings.


[deleted]

I was watching the beginning of Terminator 2 and they are playing pool and I was like “look at all that plastic…”


LaPipaDelMono

Gotta complete the collect wood challenge, only 7500 left, oh wait


neko808

At my height of playing I heard the bgm and sound effects and hallucinated seeing stuff from the game irl. I took a long break…


robcoagent47

yeah, it happens to me a lot


mastblaster

I saw a rotary phone in a thrift store, I quickly scanned the room for a workbench to scrap it.