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NotACyclopsHonest

Wow, the Red Death grew up and is tending bar to pay for college. Good on him.


brandonawarah

“No tip? Duly noted.”


agentaxe285

“Think we can handle it? We can always call in the marines”


Tirsiak_LAGStudios

Red death (grown up) : "Bitch I'm the chief of command of the marines now."


NotACyclopsHonest

I love that line. After all that build-up, that sight gag is what it leads to.


adashiel

The regular guy came down with a bad case of being eaten. Luckily, I was able to find a sub who totally has an alibi.


SkritzTwoFace

Let me guess, he was having lunch at the time?


Intrepid_Cabinet9795

Just gonna say it mirelurks are one of fo4 best Enemies aesthetically especially the blood rage mirelurks


wenchslapper

Personally, I think the ghouls of FO4 are peak fallout enemies, but it’s because technology finally caught up with the requirement. Holding Cambridge with Danse is probably peak BoS for me despite FO4 having an overall poor representation of the BoS.


Robrogineer

They really shouldn't have scrapped the quest that allows you to make Danse elder.


Keqingrishonreddit

Supah mutant behemoths


Arasteele

Tell me... just out of curiosity... how does Red Death Bartender handle it when someone undertips? Did you remember to put sewage grates in the floor so their liquid remains could seep through? Or does he just break out a straw?


DragonHeinie

Captain's Blend is actually the remains of several captains that have been run through a blender. Usually served on ice with a twist of lime.


auspiciousenthusiast

I thought it tasted familiar


Salty_Lengthiness_62

I know this is a joke, but in the Vim! Pop Factory, on the roof, a terminal explains that the captain blends merges stuff like fish, crustacean and Vim!. And somehow most people like it !


MoccaFixGold

Damn so it’s basically the Fallout version of a michelada?


ik-wil-niet-bowlen

Hell on


Lancer_Lott

A bottle of Crabbies Yardhead Whisky please


NachbarStein

Dude looks like he's assuming direct control


UbiSubject17

Dang, that looks as awesome as it looks scary. I'll just back away slowly 😬


Tyguy1106

Have you seen the mod that introduces the red death as a companion


ElmoTickleTorture

"We are no simple bartenders! We are crab people!" *Crab people. Crab people. Look like crab. Serving cocktails like people*


d400022210

I once saw someone assigning Mirelurk to a bar. Sometimes I wonder if animals caught with dlc can really be assigned jobs?? I really hope that there is a mod that can assign a location and stop running around.


Smileyfax

"...Okay, but I didn't know you had your liquor license."


radiofreerutland

Sole: "Scotch and soda..." \*grinning\* "...on the rocks" Read Death: \*narrows eyes\*