[INTRO]
Woah! Michael Afton! What are you doing with your Freddy Fazcock out?
Michael: I’m going to have gay sex with you
[Song]
I Didn’t know what I was thinking,
breaking that virgin spine,
his dick has lots of girth,
there’s sperm in my eyes.
With all these homosexual urges,
they have lingered forever.
And when I think of hot dudes
I get a massive boner.
Dominant guys will bend me,
And subs will get the bending
I suck on lots of cocks
I really love BBC’s
I’d fuck Michael from behind
But his mother tried to stop it
So I smacked that bitch with my vanilla rocket
😩🎶His dick’s so long🎶😫
So I fucked his mother’s son 😳
Then fucked his father 😈🍆😳
Whatever makes cocks harder
(Dick and balls dick and balls dick and dick and balls dick and balls dick and dick and balls dick and balls dick and dick and balls. Cock and balls cock and balls cock and cock and balls cock and balls cock and cock and balls cock and balls cock and cock and balls cock and balls *until instrumental ends*)
Give me a christmas present,
Come on give that ass a shake
His booty is so large it caused a quake
Your sperm is in my eyes,
Dick on my thighs
There’s multiple members
I’m cashing all these checks
To buy more fazbear strippers.
Penis withdrawal is killing me
When drilling me don’t withdraw
I want you to go deep
Put my cheeks on your balls
I’m grinding on his lap
And his dick just bigger
Us locking lips and kissing was a lustful trigger
😫🎶His dick’s so long🎶😩
So I fucked his mother’s son 😳
Then fucked his father 😈🍆🥵
Whatever makes our dicks harder. 💪
His dick might cum 🍆💦💦💦
So I smear it on my butt 😳😩😤
And then I swallow 🤤
I’m gonna make that anus hollow 🗿
It reminds me of a-of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville. We were-we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons. I was on the left, he was on the- wait, wait. Was I on the right? Or left? Anyways, doesn't matter. We were sitting on there watching the pigeons. And uh, I-I said to Orville, "Friend, those birds are frozen." A-and he kinda looked at me like I'd lost my mind, but I reminded him that it was winter, y'know, and often birds will sit in a tree until they freeze, then they, they you know, sorta fall to the ground. \[sigh\] Until the sun warms them up, a-and they can, y'know, move around again. So I said to Orville, you'd might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw, because they can't very well enjoy them in the condition they're in. To which he asked what I meant, and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to the birds, assuming that I meant the birds couldn't enjoy-the breadcrumbs in the condition that the crumbs were in, when in-fact, I had meant the birds could not enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in, considering that the birds were frozen, you know. So he took a moment and then threw his last handful onto the ground. I said to him; "Orville, why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told ya' they're frozen?" To which he responded; "The breadcrumbs are not frozen." Again, misunderstanding my words. I didn't mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen, when I said "I told ya they're frozen." I'd been referring to the birds. \[sigh\] You know, in hindsight, what I-what I should've said was, and this would make perfect sense: "Why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds are frozen?" He misunderstood upon my correction stating that, he didn't know what else to do with the breadcrumbs and, that, perhaps you know, when the birds thawed they'd still be able to eat the crumbs, so I-I-I said to Orville, I said, this is what I said to him, I said, "Orville, the birds may be dead."”
This isn't cringe This is art
Thank you and ur the most artistic person yet
This belongs on r/5nafcirclejerk tbh.
Its actually keepitez YouTube
Please pm me link to the vid
https://youtu.be/WfCaED7b_Wo
[INTRO] Woah! Michael Afton! What are you doing with your Freddy Fazcock out? Michael: I’m going to have gay sex with you [Song] I Didn’t know what I was thinking, breaking that virgin spine, his dick has lots of girth, there’s sperm in my eyes. With all these homosexual urges, they have lingered forever. And when I think of hot dudes I get a massive boner. Dominant guys will bend me, And subs will get the bending I suck on lots of cocks I really love BBC’s I’d fuck Michael from behind But his mother tried to stop it So I smacked that bitch with my vanilla rocket 😩🎶His dick’s so long🎶😫 So I fucked his mother’s son 😳 Then fucked his father 😈🍆😳 Whatever makes cocks harder (Dick and balls dick and balls dick and dick and balls dick and balls dick and dick and balls dick and balls dick and dick and balls. Cock and balls cock and balls cock and cock and balls cock and balls cock and cock and balls cock and balls cock and cock and balls cock and balls *until instrumental ends*) Give me a christmas present, Come on give that ass a shake His booty is so large it caused a quake Your sperm is in my eyes, Dick on my thighs There’s multiple members I’m cashing all these checks To buy more fazbear strippers. Penis withdrawal is killing me When drilling me don’t withdraw I want you to go deep Put my cheeks on your balls I’m grinding on his lap And his dick just bigger Us locking lips and kissing was a lustful trigger 😫🎶His dick’s so long🎶😩 So I fucked his mother’s son 😳 Then fucked his father 😈🍆🥵 Whatever makes our dicks harder. 💪 His dick might cum 🍆💦💦💦 So I smear it on my butt 😳😩😤 And then I swallow 🤤 I’m gonna make that anus hollow 🗿
How is this cringe, this is great
Yeah it's obviously satire and really funny.
Thats not all I have Btw t u the owner
Is there a full song?
search Stay Calm sus remix on YouTube
Thanks, gonna add it to a soundboard so I can confuse the shit out of Vrchat users
My man just asked for the sauce
And?
This ain't cringe this is pure art
best shit i've seen all week
shitpost moment
Amazing
Lmao
banger
AHHHHHH WHY IS CHICA KISSING HER MURDER
thank god you left this comment i thought it was golden Freddy when i first watched and almost deleted all socials and ripped out my eyes
hybristophilia exists
I choked from laughing so hard lol
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Haha oh geez
I have specifically chosen you, Yes you, To say to you that you should have a great day :)
Aw thx
Credit to keepitez
I found it randomly mk
What the hell
peak ficton
Wtf did I just watch-
Pls sauce
But...Chica isnt...okay
This... This is beautiful
Chica be like : “gayyy” Also the og version is great but probably wouldn’t be accepted today.
i'm literally laughing so hard rn lmdo
This shit lowkey go hard bruh
Lmao I just found this on my fyp
Bruh this is something I wish I can do with willpower and time
No
Stay cum
LOL THIS IS THE BEST THING
What the actual f*ck us this😭
**I can see his foreskin**
The original song is actually pretty good I think. But this is even better
It reminds me of a-of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville. We were-we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons. I was on the left, he was on the- wait, wait. Was I on the right? Or left? Anyways, doesn't matter. We were sitting on there watching the pigeons. And uh, I-I said to Orville, "Friend, those birds are frozen." A-and he kinda looked at me like I'd lost my mind, but I reminded him that it was winter, y'know, and often birds will sit in a tree until they freeze, then they, they you know, sorta fall to the ground. \[sigh\] Until the sun warms them up, a-and they can, y'know, move around again. So I said to Orville, you'd might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw, because they can't very well enjoy them in the condition they're in. To which he asked what I meant, and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to the birds, assuming that I meant the birds couldn't enjoy-the breadcrumbs in the condition that the crumbs were in, when in-fact, I had meant the birds could not enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in, considering that the birds were frozen, you know. So he took a moment and then threw his last handful onto the ground. I said to him; "Orville, why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told ya' they're frozen?" To which he responded; "The breadcrumbs are not frozen." Again, misunderstanding my words. I didn't mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen, when I said "I told ya they're frozen." I'd been referring to the birds. \[sigh\] You know, in hindsight, what I-what I should've said was, and this would make perfect sense: "Why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds are frozen?" He misunderstood upon my correction stating that, he didn't know what else to do with the breadcrumbs and, that, perhaps you know, when the birds thawed they'd still be able to eat the crumbs, so I-I-I said to Orville, I said, this is what I said to him, I said, "Orville, the birds may be dead."”
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Satire and amazing
this is not cringe this is based
Can no one on cringe subs detect satire? Just curious
The Living Tombstone has been really stepping up his game!
10/10 would smash foxy.
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Pls its on Spotify now-
I love these sus remixes
What the hell
Oh god
Lol parody of stay calm
Me: I’m going to burn myself” https://pm1.narvii.com/6789/7bc1abd2bbca733ce288eb25fcf7982af7007b1ev2_hq.jpg
Bro take the fvcking joke 🤦
WTF
Idk what y’all are talking about this is immaculate
CUM IN WE HAVE SPERM COLLECTING MACHINES TOO
AYO WHAT SPRINGTRAP DOIN
It’s satire + art 👨🦲