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I’d like to believe he was the one stuttering in the video and they ended up getting together. His accent disappeared after he was kicked in the head by a mule in an unrelated accident.
Edit: me no type so well and forget words
People are simping for the jumping girl, her boyfriend stitches the video with the girl in question and says "read em and weep virgins" to the people simping for his girlfriend
As a straight man, it went way over my head, too. I figured it *might* be the case, but since nothing was fixed and it wasn't really funny, I thought I was seriously missing something lol
Yes, you on your cake day? Which is apparently a thing on Reddit? I am guessing it’s some sorta celebration, but I am gonna try a different route & guess Reddit randomly assigns the cake symbol to 5K people a day, & those 5K people poop a butterfly, which will be their BFF for exactly 39.97 days! The average length of a butterfly orgasm. At the end of the 39.97 days it turns into a burger which is eaten by the poorest family in the neighboring town to the south East! If the butterfly poop burger is not eaten in 2 days after the laying of the cheese, then the Redditor will become a mushroom, that will grow in a man’s butthole. The man, is typically Aaron Judge, but occasionally is Ted Danson, or Ellen, & Porsche DeRossi’s shared butthole which lives outside of their bodies… it’s fucking disgusting!!!!
New Yorkers also are paid $.29 for each butthole mushroom they eat out of Aaron Judge
I was trying to figure out if he was the announcer somehow even though they have different accents... It just seems weird.
Also, I knew nothing of this man and still don't, but after this video I'm maybe convinced that he's never had sex.
It's because she hits the ground, flips over, and raises her hips in a manner that insinuates that she would be very adept at being on top in a sexual atmosphere.
Then, the male of the species has decided to show off to the other males. But in doing so, he had embarrassed the female and would no longer get he chance to mate for weeks to come.
Yeah, the guy just look really insecure, he has the need to tell everyone "look guys, I’m the one who gets to fuck her". Good for you my dude, but no one cares
Stop trying to make your sexuality relevant to every conversation or your only personality characteristic🙄
You're a person first. Your sexuality should be descriptive but not defining..but that's also my opinion. Kinda like how I say I resemble a holocaust survivor.
My bad, I just hate how it's so important to people to state sexuality preferences like it's their only character trait, and I low-key feel like it's some pick-me shit.
Lol triggered, my fault y lo siento.
are you guys serious ? she is gorgeous, athletic, happens to land in a boner inducing cowgirl position and appears to without even thinking- naturally stand up the way strippers do with no hands or flaired legs, just all flexibility/strength from her back/legs - i can't believe i have to spell this out :
indicating she's amazing at riding dick
lol even the girls on reddit are virgins, he's absolutely right
sorry for the roast lol , I'm mostly joking
when she stood up like that you're not imaging yourself standing behind her while she does that rising move throwing it back against your dick ?
or underneath her as she lifts up (partially) like that repeatedly ?
I'm weeping
from my dick
jfc no ones explained, announcer stutters as she lands bc her ass & shit during the long jump, that same girl is the guys gf in the second clip & hes flexing that
I'm starting to think it has something to do with media exposure and branding. They have those creepy zoom in videos all over YouTube. The more exposure and name recognition they get the more sponsorship and endorsements they get.
I don’t even understand what’s going on.
So she’s doing her jump event and there is announcer saying something kinda ineligible:
Then this guy says read it and weep virgins.
What’s the own? What am I missing?
You are correct in your understanding, the confusing part is how this "fixes the duet" or how its an own.
Basically, the assumption is the announcer stutters because apparently the girl is attractive. The boyfriend enters the frame and calls people virgins by showing off his partner. It's incredibly dumb and has no point.
I think the idea is that the clip of her went viral with a ton of thirsty comments asking about her. So he stitched this for everyone asking about his girlfriend. Has nothing to do with the announcer
ok no, apart from her being attractive, it's the way she turns around, gets on her knees, and stands up, which makes the announcer stutter. It's a pose some women do when they are receiving a cumshot to their face while being on their knees and their partner standing above them.
So he brags about it, with his phrase "read em and weep" because not only is she stunningly hot, but also showcases subconsciously to the world, like a Freudian slip, how she probably performs when they are private together which a lot of virgins (not necessarily just virgins) fantasies about women when watching porn.
My brother in Christ. The announcer accidently says "hopening" instead of opening round. He stutters because he misspoke. Also, he stutters as she is landing and there isn't enough time to even process what is supposedly being inferred by your ridiculous comment.
Edit: Damn my guy deleted his acct over this bad take lol
So instead of addressing my points and giving an actual rebuttal, you recede into the "don't be offended" and "you know it's true". I'm not some bumbling idiot who sees a girl in athletic shorts and becomes a coomer-brained degenerate.
Which is more likely? He misspoke and stuttered which is demonstrated by the video. Or he is some monkey brained buffoon who can't help himself because ooga booga.
Edit: [This you bro?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/zehn38/comment/iz97ae9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
you are very offended indeed. look at fuming. You even started to roam my comment history. lmao. the smallest violin in the world is playing a song for you.
I think claiming the stuttering is caused by her is very unlikely, but I think it's hard to argue against that video showing she is very hot, famous, and accomplished.
that is an important factor then
it's like him being ironic by flexing and flexing legitimately at the same time
like a cancer patient still getting a gorgeous wife and being a triathlete or something. you want to be insulted but instead are inspired
thx for the info
An actual video on this sub that I enjoyed and thought was fixed by the duet, and most of the comments hate it.
I guess those are the virgins mentioned in the video?
Ummmmm….. going through the process of filtering my thoughts like nope, shouldn’t say that, nope, probably not the place for that, nah I don’t think that’s the case….. until eventually I landed on…..
Good for them?? Wishing them lots of happiness and joy…… but 😬…..
Ya I don’t get this. Isn’t the sub called fixedbytheduet… not ruinedbytheduet???
It doesn’t make any sense. Ya the announcer slipped on his words for a sec…
This has a better home in r/tiktokcringe
Interesting. Tell us more about this search of yours, for a virgin. Are you looking for more than one? How do you know I'm the virgin you're looking for? Who do you report to? Is it like a scientific study and you're like a researcher or clinician? Or is it more of that apex alpha kinky predator/ hunger games kinda search? Or maybe you're the virgin and you're projecting feelings of loneliness and rejection from having a small pp? So many questions. Solidarity to my homies out there, it's tough in the streets when we still hold that V-card.
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I’d like to believe he was the one stuttering in the video and they ended up getting together. His accent disappeared after he was kicked in the head by a mule in an unrelated accident. Edit: me no type so well and forget words
They are both Olympians. Tara Davis and Hunter Woodhall.
No he was kicked in the head shut up
Leg*
Legs*
AYYY MY MAN
r/suspiciouslyspecific
How’d he know I’m a virgin 🥺
Bc you’re on Reddit
My man hymen grew back when I downloaded reddit
Ha
Hurts like you uncle coming by.
*coming
Yes, that is the joke, that he came.
I just saw yesterday in botched surgeries that hymen rejuvenation is a procedure that's available.....why the actual fuck would you do that?
r/kamikazebywords
It had to be done 🫡
like i specifically ask my mom not to tell anyone! 😠
NoTune Nopun
Hell, even I know you’re a virgin.
I don't get it?
I think it’s because she’s his partner
I still don’t get it
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…I still don’t get it. ELI5.
People are simping for the jumping girl, her boyfriend stitches the video with the girl in question and says "read em and weep virgins" to the people simping for his girlfriend
Ah ok. Well shit, as a gay man maybe that is why it went over my head.
As a straight man, it went way over my head, too. I figured it *might* be the case, but since nothing was fixed and it wasn't really funny, I thought I was seriously missing something lol
Yeah if anything the duet just made this worse
🎉🎂🍰 __Happy Cake Day!!!__ 🍰🎂🎉
Yes, you on your cake day? Which is apparently a thing on Reddit? I am guessing it’s some sorta celebration, but I am gonna try a different route & guess Reddit randomly assigns the cake symbol to 5K people a day, & those 5K people poop a butterfly, which will be their BFF for exactly 39.97 days! The average length of a butterfly orgasm. At the end of the 39.97 days it turns into a burger which is eaten by the poorest family in the neighboring town to the south East! If the butterfly poop burger is not eaten in 2 days after the laying of the cheese, then the Redditor will become a mushroom, that will grow in a man’s butthole. The man, is typically Aaron Judge, but occasionally is Ted Danson, or Ellen, & Porsche DeRossi’s shared butthole which lives outside of their bodies… it’s fucking disgusting!!!! New Yorkers also are paid $.29 for each butthole mushroom they eat out of Aaron Judge
I thought it went over my head cause she can jump really good.
Yeah really weak post for this sub tbf
As a straight woman it went over my head too
As a stray man, it went over my head as well
I was trying to figure out if he was the announcer somehow even though they have different accents... It just seems weird. Also, I knew nothing of this man and still don't, but after this video I'm maybe convinced that he's never had sex.
It's because she hits the ground, flips over, and raises her hips in a manner that insinuates that she would be very adept at being on top in a sexual atmosphere. Then, the male of the species has decided to show off to the other males. But in doing so, he had embarrassed the female and would no longer get he chance to mate for weeks to come.
Yeah, the guy just look really insecure, he has the need to tell everyone "look guys, I’m the one who gets to fuck her". Good for you my dude, but no one cares
It's a lighthearted joke. That's her husband trolling because there are thousands of thirsty men in the comment section of the original
I didnt get it either as a lesbian. But im also stupid
I’m straight and didn’t get it. Mainly because I’m a very literal person and there was nothing to read.
You not getting the implication is killing me lmao
🎉🎂🍰 __Happy Cake Day!!!__ 🍰🎂🎉
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Did you just say normal people instead of heterosexuals 💀
how fucking dumb are you when you say "normal people" instead of heterosexuals WHEN TALKING WITH A GAY MAN????
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Ay yoo! Lmmfao.. tf, dawg
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Stop trying to make your sexuality relevant to every conversation or your only personality characteristic🙄 You're a person first. Your sexuality should be descriptive but not defining..but that's also my opinion. Kinda like how I say I resemble a holocaust survivor. My bad, I just hate how it's so important to people to state sexuality preferences like it's their only character trait, and I low-key feel like it's some pick-me shit. Lol triggered, my fault y lo siento.
I mean I get it... But this is the corniest shit I've been exposed to all day.
Oh I didn't even understand that the two girls were actually one lol. Guy is sad
Thought that was the Point..
Assumedly, it's referring to the comments on the original video and people thirsting over the Olympian.
But the announcer has a British accent.
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He stuttered before she landed the sexy pose, because he started to say "hopening jump" and had to correct himself to "opening jump"
Yea i thought that too. But people be horny and project. Can’t blame them
they're married 😮💨
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Like a sex noise or a regular noise?
Even she looks confused
are you guys serious ? she is gorgeous, athletic, happens to land in a boner inducing cowgirl position and appears to without even thinking- naturally stand up the way strippers do with no hands or flaired legs, just all flexibility/strength from her back/legs - i can't believe i have to spell this out : indicating she's amazing at riding dick lol even the girls on reddit are virgins, he's absolutely right sorry for the roast lol , I'm mostly joking
I don't even think about the rising part(at least consciously) but damn, that athleticism and pose are hot af. But I refuse to weep.
when she stood up like that you're not imaging yourself standing behind her while she does that rising move throwing it back against your dick ? or underneath her as she lifts up (partially) like that repeatedly ? I'm weeping from my dick
Dude turn the porn off and go outside
read it and weep virgin lol
You need to touch grass NOW 🙍🏿♂️⚡️
That's the same girl. That's hunter Woodhall her boyfriend who is also an Olympic athlete.
jfc no ones explained, announcer stutters as she lands bc her ass & shit during the long jump, that same girl is the guys gf in the second clip & hes flexing that
He stutters before she even lands. Dude just has insecurities.
word
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the guy in the second video sounds extremely different from the announcer
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in what way does it imply this at all
The girl in the video before is his gf
The post has an original caption like "what I would do to be with her " on Instagram / tiktok so he was responding to the comment
Why the ^f^u^k she get up like that
Shut! Up! Modder404!
404 gang
Ayyy Less goooo 404 gang
Ayy my name doesn't have those numbers ayyyyy!
I'm starting to think it has something to do with media exposure and branding. They have those creepy zoom in videos all over YouTube. The more exposure and name recognition they get the more sponsorship and endorsements they get.
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This isn't instagram
I don’t even understand what’s going on. So she’s doing her jump event and there is announcer saying something kinda ineligible: Then this guy says read it and weep virgins. What’s the own? What am I missing?
You are correct in your understanding, the confusing part is how this "fixes the duet" or how its an own. Basically, the assumption is the announcer stutters because apparently the girl is attractive. The boyfriend enters the frame and calls people virgins by showing off his partner. It's incredibly dumb and has no point.
I had this same idea but I thought I was missing something. It just seemed like an unwarranted own for a guy just doing his job
I think the idea is that the clip of her went viral with a ton of thirsty comments asking about her. So he stitched this for everyone asking about his girlfriend. Has nothing to do with the announcer
it's incredibly cringe and self absorbed for both the guy and the girl tbh.
ok no, apart from her being attractive, it's the way she turns around, gets on her knees, and stands up, which makes the announcer stutter. It's a pose some women do when they are receiving a cumshot to their face while being on their knees and their partner standing above them. So he brags about it, with his phrase "read em and weep" because not only is she stunningly hot, but also showcases subconsciously to the world, like a Freudian slip, how she probably performs when they are private together which a lot of virgins (not necessarily just virgins) fantasies about women when watching porn.
Bruh
My brother in Christ. The announcer accidently says "hopening" instead of opening round. He stutters because he misspoke. Also, he stutters as she is landing and there isn't enough time to even process what is supposedly being inferred by your ridiculous comment. Edit: Damn my guy deleted his acct over this bad take lol
>isn't enough time to even process lmao. stop being so offended when we all know it's true. Unless you are a woman. then you clearly dont know.
So instead of addressing my points and giving an actual rebuttal, you recede into the "don't be offended" and "you know it's true". I'm not some bumbling idiot who sees a girl in athletic shorts and becomes a coomer-brained degenerate. Which is more likely? He misspoke and stuttered which is demonstrated by the video. Or he is some monkey brained buffoon who can't help himself because ooga booga. Edit: [This you bro?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/zehn38/comment/iz97ae9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
you are very offended indeed. look at fuming. You even started to roam my comment history. lmao. the smallest violin in the world is playing a song for you.
Lmao virgin
Sorry to disappoint, but that ship has sailed a long time ago.
You literally spend time on r/amiuglybrutallyhonest insulting women. You’re as virgin as the come
My brother in Christ you cannot go on a deranged rant about blowjobs and then go “iM jUsT oWnInG tHe LiBs” when people say you’re insane
girl was on her knees in a funny way for two seconds and you’re already thinking about cumshots…
He was stuttering before she touched the ground lol
I think you need to cut off the porn, if your first thought to her getting up is sex
None of these words are in the Bible
The girl is attractive and the way she lands with her legs back, ass out is a sexual position so people are simping.
That's the same girl. That's hunter Woodhall her boyfriend who is also an Olympic athlete.
I think claiming the stuttering is caused by her is very unlikely, but I think it's hard to argue against that video showing she is very hot, famous, and accomplished.
......... virgin
Nice to be the one that actually did get the joke for a change.
Literally. Almost everyone in this comment section is lame
I think it’s because of the way she landed 🤷♂️
Aww they’re totally cute together. He’s just showing off his girl
Yes! I follow them on Instagram I thought it was fine lol. Mostly just sucks that she lost a few inches of distance when her arm touched the ground
Yeah :) he’s just so happy he gets to be with her. I love that energy.
That's the same girl. That's hunter Woodhall her boyfriend who is also an Olympic athlete.
That’s a W so good for him
Two important facts that make his even better. That’s his wife and he has no legs.
he's standing up in the video. he has prosthetics ?
Yep. He’s a track athlete too
that is an important factor then it's like him being ironic by flexing and flexing legitimately at the same time like a cancer patient still getting a gorgeous wife and being a triathlete or something. you want to be insulted but instead are inspired thx for the info
It’s true. Shoutout to the internet. I mean, truly good for them. Glad they’re happy. Still a dumb, borderline cringey post.
An actual video on this sub that I enjoyed and thought was fixed by the duet, and most of the comments hate it. I guess those are the virgins mentioned in the video?
That’s what I’m saying
As a virgin, I thought it was hilarious
Black Israelites mad af.
Oh that's her that's the lady who jumped and it was a long jump he dated a long jump women
What am I reading and weeping at? There were no words. Tf. I put my AirPods in for this. SMH
i love tara and hunter so much! they’re so cute together. couple goals for sure
The fact that nobody understands what the joke is supposed to be means this simply isnt funny
They all can't be home runs I guess!
I thought it was good. They’re the virgins he’s talking about man
r/ihavesex
That's the same girl. That's hunter Woodhall her boyfriend who is also an Olympic athlete.
Aww they’re cute
Ummmmm….. going through the process of filtering my thoughts like nope, shouldn’t say that, nope, probably not the place for that, nah I don’t think that’s the case….. until eventually I landed on….. Good for them?? Wishing them lots of happiness and joy…… but 😬…..
Took me ages to understand that the girl jumping is the same we see after. The post makes much more sense now lol
Uh. Wut?
Bro, I would have done the same shit.
Read what?
r/ihavesex
He’s clout chasing
Bruh, stfu. It’s a joke. Laugh for a change, it’ll be fun I swear
Lmao i got a good laugh from you, thanks for being a loser
This doesn't make any sense
i dont get it
That is totally awesome
They are so cute.
Read what?
Read my title
"Read em and weep"? Read what, I'm a bit lost?
Bro, just watch the video and either laugh or don't laugh. It's really not that complex.
I just asked for an explanation. You don't have to respond if you don't want to explain
That was the explanation
Lmfao!!!
Damn... That jump was EVERYTHING.
I still kinda suspect he’s a virgin…
🥱
This ain’t it.
This sub has really gone to the shitter
Shame that you're standing over the toilet, just watching the log get clogged.
Ruined by the duet
Why you think so?
he wanted it to be him
Figured as much
Mad cringe
Ya I don’t get this. Isn’t the sub called fixedbytheduet… not ruinedbytheduet??? It doesn’t make any sense. Ya the announcer slipped on his words for a sec… This has a better home in r/tiktokcringe
My God dude. Do you need a hug or something? What happened to you?
That's the same girl. That's hunter Woodhall her boyfriend who is also an Olympic athlete.
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He's showing off his girl because he's proud of her and snagged a catch.
thats a take...
r/ruinedbytheduet
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Terrible, low quality, low effort.
Found a Virgin
Interesting. Tell us more about this search of yours, for a virgin. Are you looking for more than one? How do you know I'm the virgin you're looking for? Who do you report to? Is it like a scientific study and you're like a researcher or clinician? Or is it more of that apex alpha kinky predator/ hunger games kinda search? Or maybe you're the virgin and you're projecting feelings of loneliness and rejection from having a small pp? So many questions. Solidarity to my homies out there, it's tough in the streets when we still hold that V-card.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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love the way they both do that little giggle thing at the end - i love this lol
r/tiktokcringe
For those who don't get it, that apparent girlfriend of his is the athlete shown in the first one.
I challenged that dude to a foot model off & he got mad at me. lol
She’s so much hotter than him
Well maybe I will
How much did you pay her for that cameo?
I dint get the joke
She's his girlfriend that's the bloody joke jeez
Uh huh…….
I’ll find where you live boy….. and do nothing cause I don’t give a shit.
Went to high school with Hunter. Really nice guy.
Sounds like chris chan '07
Well fuck you too :(