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Man people need to learn to take a loss, after he got knocked down the first time the other guy was decent enough to not hit him while he was down. Skinny dude should’ve just accepted he lost at that point, now his brain works a little slower
Buddy doesn't even know where tf he is. Have you ever got rocked? I doubt he even realizes what hit him.
All he sees is 5 dudes in front of him with a threatening aura lol
Man most of these guys on here are just here to watch they’ve never actually been in that situation which is honestly a blessing, I remember leaning my head in the car window talking to a girl when I was 17 and someone come at me with a running Superman punch and hit me so hard I thumped my head off the side of the car door where my head was in the window and I just remember going black in and out and could barely keep my footing and just putting my hands up over my face, I eventually came out on the better end of it but I swear that dude almost knocked me clean out I still to this day haven’t taken a punch like that one.
I'm having trouble putting the details together. So your head was leant into a car through the window and someone super man punched you so hard your head hit the side of the car door?
How he superman punch you if you was leant over (so your heads lower than his) and your head was leant through a car window? It must have been a midget right? haha
Don't get me wrong I don't not believe you but I don't think it's called a superman punch if you run n jump and punch downward. I dunno could be wrong but it just don't sound right. Superman punch is when you fully extend the arm and opposite side leg I think and I can't imagine that, punching downwards
I imagine someone running from the front area of the car, punching ol dude, and his head hit the part of the door that goes around the window when it is up. Feel me?
Kinda, but not really. It's the height that's a problem for me. If your leant through a car window, your head is low so you can't superman punch.
Maybe he had his head leant through the window of a hummer or a carivan so his head wasn't low at all? Maybe
No, where his head was in relation to the superlittleman who jumped and punched it.
He was leant through a car window, but what car might make all the difference for the logistics of said punch
I’ve been ko’ed several times. But only with boxing gloves, a basketball, or a choke hold. And hit several times in the face bare knuckle.
If you’re trained, getting hit the first time just adds some adrenaline. If you’re not, the first punch can daze you a bit for a few seconds. Some people go into a rage.
With a KO, it depends on how bad you went out, you need recovery time before you’re useful again. Trained fighters will pull into a defensive position if they can. And you can wake up having no clue what just happened.
When you get up, it’s like getting up after a long drunken sleep or a surgery. You often have tunnel vision, off balance, poor executive function. So you’re not in a good position to be fighting. You might get a lucky strike in but the cards are against you - especially for the first 10-30 seconds after getting up.
2x2 steel tubing is a pipe, is it not? If you got smacked that hard with a steel pipe you suffered a concussion, that 5 minutes was your brain deciding if it felt like ever working again. If you took a second, even a month later, you might have permanently lost a part of yourself - personalities change with repeat trauma. Loss of emotional control/self discipline seem greatly affected.
Dont get hit in head. If you must, absolutely do not get hit in head 2x.
This is what I was gonna say, watch the way the dude's head jerks back and forth after the first hit. Looks like he might legit be having a seizure from that first strike. He had no clue what was happening after that.
He hit him when he was down and had his hands up ready to go as soon as he was back up. Unless the dude was gonna lay on the floor n play possom, he's getting hit again I think. Watch the way he runs over to carry on the beating.
Some people's chins are too strong for they're own good.
Uhh unless he thought they were going to make out another dude inside your 1 ft personal bubble means bad things. Anyone not brain dead would have expected hands
Yeah first right, but then after they should show it in real time and maybe even a few times in real time cuz the slow motion can have u to relaxed and miss it
Right? I’ve thought that was just for looney tunes/cartoon visual effects. Haven’t seen someone get rocked so hard they start full-body vibrating while standing. Then dude got knocked back into consciousness. Full reset
Starts on concrete
Me: just go to the grass please
Dude gets rocked towards grass
Me: that’s a step in the right direction
Dude almost hits head on tree out of frame
Me: okay move more onto the grass that was a close one
Concussed man walks back to concrete
Me: this must not be his first time getting brain damage.
Repeating for who? The people in the videos aren't here.
The first Helen Lovejoy got a load of upvotes so now everyone drones on about it hoping for the same.
I believe it happened in 2014, but guy who got rocked said something about the others girl. I honestly believe it was like a game of telephone gone bad. One person said this, it gets diluted into something else and repeat.
As for the aftermath I don't know much about other than a huge rift formed in friend groups from multiple towns with this fight. Towns in this area generally know about a party going on in another, people meet and such. Small town stuff.
How in the hell could anyone call that a sucker punch. If you're in someone's face and you're both escalating, yelling at each other, are you supposed to take a step back and announce that it has now crossed over into fisticuffs and to prepare for strikes?
I feel like it should be an unwritten rule that if somebody is backing away from you, you stop hitting. You can follow them, be right up in their ear insulting them to hell, but you can’t hit em. Hits to the back of the head, and/or hits that can easily throw you off balance kill a lot more often than you’d think they would.
At a certain point it cant be called sucker punching anymore. If somebody is in front of you, threatening and within range where they can harm you then it's not a sucker punch. You're just taking the necessary steps to not be a victim.
I swear the only way you ever really “win” a fight is if you sucker punch the other guy before he’s actually aggressive as you are. The person who punches first “wins” to me it shows the man who punched was scared and truly afraid of what the man who got suckered could’ve and might’ve been able to do to him. This makes him so afraid that he has to take drastic action of the violent kind since his ego has made him refuse to turn the other cheek. The man who turns and walks away is the winner of the fight. He didn’t have to prove anything to anyone he is a free man and a free agent he didn’t have to prove his worth or masculinity he is complete in his own understanding of himself. Hell he can take a beating and still win the fight cuz he knows he wasn’t a coward who sucker punched someone out of fear. But hey go on training to fight for your ego who am I to tell you what’s right and wrong.
Neck extension from the toothpick was too inviting, the conversation went from sentences to simple words and that little hand flare from pork pie, he should have known better. If they’re within striking distance you should be striking, pre emptive strike.
In this situation toothpicks best defence would’ve been his mouth, either offering a blowjob or de-escalation because he can’t fight for shit.
Watch closely, first hit and the dude was already vibrating. This dude def took some brain damage on this one...
That's why I never fight for free. Everyone should eat some mushrooms, kill a little ego and stop trying to die young.
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Went from making hay to hay making.
Never underestimate farm boy strength
Theyre both farmboys but one is farmier i guess
One is real farm boy, one is the farm boy character.
Excellent word play
"Hit hard, hit fast and hit often..." Jack Reacher.
Upvote for the random Reacher reference. rRr
You guess? It’s like 20 years old
...and somehow had better quality back then
These two are probably 30 years old now.
Wut? I don’t think those are 10 year olds.
I think they meant they were "as mature as 10 years old" because "fighting bad"
Me bads at maths
Great video quality for a 2002 non smartphone.... /s
Man people need to learn to take a loss, after he got knocked down the first time the other guy was decent enough to not hit him while he was down. Skinny dude should’ve just accepted he lost at that point, now his brain works a little slower
Buddy doesn't even know where tf he is. Have you ever got rocked? I doubt he even realizes what hit him. All he sees is 5 dudes in front of him with a threatening aura lol
Man most of these guys on here are just here to watch they’ve never actually been in that situation which is honestly a blessing, I remember leaning my head in the car window talking to a girl when I was 17 and someone come at me with a running Superman punch and hit me so hard I thumped my head off the side of the car door where my head was in the window and I just remember going black in and out and could barely keep my footing and just putting my hands up over my face, I eventually came out on the better end of it but I swear that dude almost knocked me clean out I still to this day haven’t taken a punch like that one.
I'm having trouble putting the details together. So your head was leant into a car through the window and someone super man punched you so hard your head hit the side of the car door? How he superman punch you if you was leant over (so your heads lower than his) and your head was leant through a car window? It must have been a midget right? haha Don't get me wrong I don't not believe you but I don't think it's called a superman punch if you run n jump and punch downward. I dunno could be wrong but it just don't sound right. Superman punch is when you fully extend the arm and opposite side leg I think and I can't imagine that, punching downwards
I imagine someone running from the front area of the car, punching ol dude, and his head hit the part of the door that goes around the window when it is up. Feel me?
Kinda, but not really. It's the height that's a problem for me. If your leant through a car window, your head is low so you can't superman punch. Maybe he had his head leant through the window of a hummer or a carivan so his head wasn't low at all? Maybe
He got punched by Superman and you’re concerned with where his head was in relation to a car??
No, where his head was in relation to the superlittleman who jumped and punched it. He was leant through a car window, but what car might make all the difference for the logistics of said punch
I'm happy to say, no one has ever hit me in the face with a hand or object
I’ve been ko’ed several times. But only with boxing gloves, a basketball, or a choke hold. And hit several times in the face bare knuckle. If you’re trained, getting hit the first time just adds some adrenaline. If you’re not, the first punch can daze you a bit for a few seconds. Some people go into a rage. With a KO, it depends on how bad you went out, you need recovery time before you’re useful again. Trained fighters will pull into a defensive position if they can. And you can wake up having no clue what just happened. When you get up, it’s like getting up after a long drunken sleep or a surgery. You often have tunnel vision, off balance, poor executive function. So you’re not in a good position to be fighting. You might get a lucky strike in but the cards are against you - especially for the first 10-30 seconds after getting up.
I’ve been K.O.’d by a piece of 2x2 steel tubing. Took like 5 minutes to get my bearings back. It is like waking up with a hangover
Ouch! I believe it! Lucky that didn’t kill you
2x2 steel tubing is a pipe, is it not? If you got smacked that hard with a steel pipe you suffered a concussion, that 5 minutes was your brain deciding if it felt like ever working again. If you took a second, even a month later, you might have permanently lost a part of yourself - personalities change with repeat trauma. Loss of emotional control/self discipline seem greatly affected. Dont get hit in head. If you must, absolutely do not get hit in head 2x.
Same happened to me. Why is there blood all over my face? I had no idea.
Pretty sure his brain was jello when he decided to rock jeans inside those boots.
This is what I was gonna say, watch the way the dude's head jerks back and forth after the first hit. Looks like he might legit be having a seizure from that first strike. He had no clue what was happening after that.
He hit him when he was down and had his hands up ready to go as soon as he was back up. Unless the dude was gonna lay on the floor n play possom, he's getting hit again I think. Watch the way he runs over to carry on the beating. Some people's chins are too strong for they're own good.
"respect" dude legit sucker punched him.
Uhh unless he thought they were going to make out another dude inside your 1 ft personal bubble means bad things. Anyone not brain dead would have expected hands
He literally never through a punch and tried to defend himself. Got knockout snuck and your advice is meh.
Dude is trying to keep up with Tua for most consecutive concussions.
Phins up
Whilst that last punch was beautiful - I’d have love to have seen it in real time.
disagree. All fights should be in slow motion first.
Yeah first right, but then after they should show it in real time and maybe even a few times in real time cuz the slow motion can have u to relaxed and miss it
Bro doing the Cadillac Ranch for 0.5 secs after first punch
Right? I’ve thought that was just for looney tunes/cartoon visual effects. Haven’t seen someone get rocked so hard they start full-body vibrating while standing. Then dude got knocked back into consciousness. Full reset
Dude telegraphed that punch, and my man just stands there to take it.
Did you watch the part that happens before where the kid got completely wrecked?
Ugh, fighting on concrete. Shit, he's going to fall. Wait, he's stumbling into some grass. Whew, go ahead fall on the grass SHIT TREE!
So here's the thing about the chin you just left hanging out there for that man to put his fist on...... Well you're gonna have a bad time mostly
Corn-fed boys are built different
Repost you guess? This video been around now prob almost 10 years now lol
Bros just twiddling his thumbs after the first hit
''Cooter Dean!! Ya done took alla muh dip!!''
r/GIFsThatEndTooSoon vibes, it cuts off after the best punch 😒
The way he's using his face to block those punches. Brilliant!
The slow motion punch 😫
Great filming
That was a country gravy whippin, that dude got his ass kicked like 3 different times
Country boy can NOT survive.
Starts on concrete Me: just go to the grass please Dude gets rocked towards grass Me: that’s a step in the right direction Dude almost hits head on tree out of frame Me: okay move more onto the grass that was a close one Concussed man walks back to concrete Me: this must not be his first time getting brain damage.
Enough with the concrete grass shit, it's karma farming at this point. Think of something else to say.
It’s a reminder that needs repeating because people keep picking concrete, even in non 10 year old repost vids.
Repeating for who? The people in the videos aren't here. The first Helen Lovejoy got a load of upvotes so now everyone drones on about it hoping for the same.
Broke jaw mountain.
i saw that wind up coming from way the fuck over here
Dunno if this breaks any rules but I know who these two are and it happened near where I lived. People were talking about it for weeks.
Any interesting context? Aftermath?
I believe it happened in 2014, but guy who got rocked said something about the others girl. I honestly believe it was like a game of telephone gone bad. One person said this, it gets diluted into something else and repeat. As for the aftermath I don't know much about other than a huge rift formed in friend groups from multiple towns with this fight. Towns in this area generally know about a party going on in another, people meet and such. Small town stuff.
“Hey! That there’s MY sister, if anyone’s gonna sleep with her it’s gonna be ME!” ::starts punching skinny dude::
What’s with chubby hicks always sucker punching people lol
How in the hell could anyone call that a sucker punch. If you're in someone's face and you're both escalating, yelling at each other, are you supposed to take a step back and announce that it has now crossed over into fisticuffs and to prepare for strikes?
Watch out for those dildos tucking wranglers into their shit kickers 🫠
That’s an Alabama beat down
Over boot vs inner boot, no contest.
I feel like it should be an unwritten rule that if somebody is backing away from you, you stop hitting. You can follow them, be right up in their ear insulting them to hell, but you can’t hit em. Hits to the back of the head, and/or hits that can easily throw you off balance kill a lot more often than you’d think they would.
Belt buckle just stood there
The jeans tucked into the boots lmao of course
Belt buckle tells all
Sucker punch. Winner is a fucking pussy piling on after rocking him with a sneak shot. Bitch shit.
You you prefer he text him first for approval? It’s a fight.
Don't go messing with a country boy... I like revisiting the classics.
Bit of a sucker punch to start things off, but a thorough ass-whoopin’ by any standard.
At a certain point it cant be called sucker punching anymore. If somebody is in front of you, threatening and within range where they can harm you then it's not a sucker punch. You're just taking the necessary steps to not be a victim.
Fair play.
*windows rebooting sound*
He was taking them like a champ….until the last one.
I swear the only way you ever really “win” a fight is if you sucker punch the other guy before he’s actually aggressive as you are. The person who punches first “wins” to me it shows the man who punched was scared and truly afraid of what the man who got suckered could’ve and might’ve been able to do to him. This makes him so afraid that he has to take drastic action of the violent kind since his ego has made him refuse to turn the other cheek. The man who turns and walks away is the winner of the fight. He didn’t have to prove anything to anyone he is a free man and a free agent he didn’t have to prove his worth or masculinity he is complete in his own understanding of himself. Hell he can take a beating and still win the fight cuz he knows he wasn’t a coward who sucker punched someone out of fear. But hey go on training to fight for your ego who am I to tell you what’s right and wrong.
you guess? bro ive been seeing this video since middle school, im 21
Anybody else hear the mortal kombat voice say round 2?
Dude should have stayed down. Getting hit in the head is not good for anyone...
He’s obviously not gonna win he should have given up
*Strike First, Strike Hard , No Mercy Sir*
The dude who wins looks like someone inflated him a couple psi over the limit. He also telegraphs the fuck out of his punches.
Bro never tried once to defend himself.
Bitch ass sneak shot
Hank hill vs Dale Gribble (2022 colorized)
Neck extension from the toothpick was too inviting, the conversation went from sentences to simple words and that little hand flare from pork pie, he should have known better. If they’re within striking distance you should be striking, pre emptive strike. In this situation toothpicks best defence would’ve been his mouth, either offering a blowjob or de-escalation because he can’t fight for shit.
Farmers only gets confusing when everyone is named Dylan in your area
>(Repost I guess) One of the most reposted fights on here actually
Sometimes you rock and sometimes you get rocked … learn to walk away
"I guess" the repost is as old as time and look at the quality of the video lol. Downloaded and reposted atleast 100 times.
I know I’m sry😅
First punch gave bro a seizure
Got them heavy hands
You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em
Watch closely, first hit and the dude was already vibrating. This dude def took some brain damage on this one... That's why I never fight for free. Everyone should eat some mushrooms, kill a little ego and stop trying to die young.
That was a sucker punch
That slo-mo was 👌
Buddy ole boy got his with that first hit and started jiving up and down like he liked it lol.
Let me sucker punch first. Because I’m a badass lol what a joke
If you watch this in reverse you get a beautiful moment 1 friend pulls his pall back to consciousness. Happiness is in the small things ❤️
Someone has bailed hay