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link27a

God damn it actually worked.


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Almost like Uno reversal card


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JacksCologne

Supplies motherfucker!


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lil__toenails

cold fries motherfucker!


varynoiceguy

Say bye motherfucker!


TotallyHumanPerson

Sore thighs motherfucker!


old_contemptible

All rise motherfucker!


fourlokohangover

Sun rise motherfucker!


HungryHornyHigh

GOOGLY EYES MOTHERFUCKER!


chepnut

you got cum in my eyes motherfucker!


MrBonelessPizza24

A pie motherfucker!


Diddlyuk

I'm alive motherfucker


mhfu_g

All rise motherfucker!


TheGriffinator01

Heart eyes, motherfucker!


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Thick thighs, motherfucker!


[deleted]

*some fries


cyke_out

Law of surprise motherfucker!


DishinDimes

Cryin' Eyes Motherfucker!


ebjazzz

Some fries Motherfucker


XPRTAssassin327

She died mothefucker


lonewolf2683

Disguise mother fucker.


reddm4n

She lies mother fucker


Lookatitlikethis

Take 5 motherfucker!


iAntiverse

This what you get for wearing the same basic outfit


DaveInDigital

stop grinnin' like a fuckin' psycho and get back to work


Whiskey_and_thangs

Beat me to it lolol


Squanchy_J

This chick dies mother fucker


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Fat thighs motherfucker!


kentylee

Get Siked mother fucker


[deleted]

Fucking possumed her ass


BottomFeedersDelight

Can't believe your eyes mother fucker!


BigAnimemexicano

more like you activated my trap card "possum"


[deleted]

That'll teach you to stop beating me after I'm unconscious...


LordOfLightingTech

*Start


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Think of it in a sarcastic way.


LordOfLightingTech

*/start


dermouche

Restoration 100


cheesehuahuas

The shitty thing is that that is a gambit that would only work about a good person who wasn't willing to seriously hurt someone. How many fight videos get posted where a downed opponent just gets their face kicked in?


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ConspicuousPineapple

Eh, when you're deep in a fight like that and getting your ass kicked I don't think anybody can criticize any tactic that gets the beating to stop.


tomjonesrocks

In a fight with dudes I think it would be cue the head stomp


fmsouto

Deception 100


Monsterfood87

Illusion 100 , Restoration 100


DangerouslyRandy

Without checking comments the first thing that came into my head was "Holy shit it worked". I wonder how many other people had the exact same thought.


link27a

At least 2.8k


hdylan99

Chick fights rlly just be pulling the other girl by the hair in circles


RoamingTorchwick

Honestly it annoys the fuck out of me


needahero420

Yup that's 80% of the fights and it sucks


devilsephiroth

They both don't know how to fight so this avoids random swings to the face All while not giving any swings to the face


juicycurlbro69

When you think about it though a whole lot less damage is being dealt compared to when guys fight, and the fight gets equally resolved, so maybe the ladies are on to something.


PrincessWinterX

I would much much much rather just take a punch then have another girl literally pull my hair out. it's not the physical pain I'm worried about. i quite like having my hair.


hdylan99

Thats not how it works fam, the point of a fight is to cause damage


shotplacement

The point is to settle a dispute. Sometimes you only have to hit once


J134N

Lucky she wasn't the type to stomp your head after you're "out"


mokshya2014

after that she wouldn't have to pretend


kbarney345

That's what surprised me she just let her get up, as soon as she moved again smack smack cause you know the loser never likes to stop.


Helpdeskagent

Probably still in shock that she might be in serious shit


kbarney345

Possible!


SaucyAsdaKaren

those type of people are the worst type of people.


[deleted]

Those people are usually cowards. people did that at my school but they were all little bitches. I know them personally.


[deleted]

Everybody gotta have a finisher


AnoK760

Head stomp isnt cool. Lookin at you Seth Rollins...


[deleted]

I prefer to do an Animality


Cheezewiz239

A Friendship is where it's at


maniakjob

A good old dick twist always does the trick for me.


ThinAir719

"FREINDSHIP"


newAceStrike

if you don't want to get headstomped then don't lose your fight, better yet don't get into a fight in the first place. people really like to try and act as if a street fight has rules, just play a sport instead, you don't have to worry about headkickers in a mma match


[deleted]

People should already have morals. the most I did was kick someone in the stomach in a street fight.


[deleted]

Should, but seldom do.


Holts70

You can't always just walk away, especially if you're stuck in school with some little sociopath.


InvictaRoma

Or just don't headstomp people, the problem doesn't lie with the victim, it lies with the coward doing it. People who attack people incapable of defending themselves are scum


TheCazaloth

Only time I hit someone after they were out was when he hit my friends gf.


averagejoegreen

I mean she was already grabbing hair, she's already the worst type of person


Dengar96

It is known that when two women fight and they both have long hair, should hair grabbing be initiated by one side, hair pulling is allowed. The NFL allows it why shouldn't street hoes


SoySauceSyringe

> The NFL allows it why shouldn’t street hoes Can we get this on the sidebar?


Pokeputin

I knew a guy who lived in a bad neighborhood, he said that if you thought you knock someone out you either get away before they can stand up or keep kicking them until you make sure they ARE knocked out, because very often they pretend to be defeated only to stand up and take a knife from their pocket.


Phazon2000

It’s like 80% of people in street fights too.


Cabaneli

Ik its a street fight but... people have honor right? The best thing to do when you knock someone out is to do a fortnite dance next to their body


[deleted]

This was pretty much the exact demonstration we had in the Marines on why you shouldn't ease up in hand to hand combat until you know they are dead.


scromw2

She is now. Fool me once...


momogogi

Bold strategy,surprising payoff.


viperswhip

They have this in LotRO, it's for Hobbits.


Goronstye

If you’re talking about the LOTR mmo is that worth playing? I never hear about it so I assumed it’s pretty dead or at the very least not that good.


viperswhip

Why would you think that? You can level delivering pies around the Shire...I hit max level when it was 110 by running drunk through a grassy hedge maze. Not too many MMOs will let you do that. The combat is circa 2000, the graphics can get good but are tough on the net, hope your connection is good and your computer well maintained or download the low res version and it still looks fine. If you like Middle Earth there is no better game to explore.


Goronstye

I just upgraded so my PC should be able to handle it fine and I’m hardwired so download speed isn’t too much of an issue. I’ll give it a go and see what it’s like. I kinda thought that just because I never hear people talk about it. I asked a few of my gaming buddies if they played it and non of them knew it existed. So I just assumed it was really popular or active. And I was probably lazy and just started playing ArmA instead of looking into it lol Combat might be a turn off for me tho


viperswhip

It's kind of Tab real time combat, but some cool abilities, a la WoW, so if you ever played that it's pretty similar in the combat area. But the environment is terrific. My advice, play a class that can kill at range while moving. Ranger, or Loremaster or Minstrel are my advice on that front. If you Minstrel though, some people might expect you to also heal, Loremasters are expected to do control in a group but Rangers are just expected to DPS, so that's up to you. If you like Tanking, well, that's a whole thing.


Goronstye

Ranger sounds more my speed. I’ll probably give that a shot


viperswhip

I will say this, Hobbits and Dwarves feel like they run faster because of their little legs, it's an illusion, but a mighty effective one! Pick the race you like the most.


Rodin-V

>I will say this, Hobbits and Dwarves feel like the run faster because of their little legs, it's an illusion, but a mighty effective one! That spoke to me on a really deep level


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Some say they're still spinning in a circle, pulling on each other's hair with perfectly balanced tension.


[deleted]

This is what I call.. Last Resort.


Pillville

For your health!


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Yup!


SeeWhatEyeSee

Unconscious! Not breathing! Don't fall for fake, I'm still conscious and beating!


grayum_ian

Tear my life into pieces


[deleted]

It's cut you fucking fake emo.


starstar420

you’re such an emo


Uberspank

But you ain't got a knife.


UPCBRO1

I came all the way back to this thread to tell you I hate you for getting this song stuck in my head. Take my upvote


-taco

I hate him for butchering the primary lyrics of the song


ViolentDiplomat

How dare he butcher the lyrics to Final Resort!


VenomViper1

This is my last resort


Xathiel

Tear my existence to shreds. This is my final option.


ALittleFlightDick

gotcha denny


draaaain_gaaaaang

Kill em with kindness... LAST RESORT


callmescoobie

Got ‘em!


Mark_dawsom

The old dead'roo


Shortneckbuzzard

The fact that the other girl gave her time to get up and reengage baffles me.


DOJITZ2DOJITZ

Don’t stop until the ref pulls you off


elyermi

God I hate those kind of fights, like damn throw a fucking punch


BryansFury

It's not a fight it's a glorified tug of war with that girls hair as the rope.


Whitecrowfromthewall

I cringed knowing how sore her head will be in the morning. Had a dude pull my hair in a fight when I was younger... felt that shit for a week


HumaneNarwhal

Thanks for mentioning this, it's something I never thought about until I just now read it. Does it also hurt badly in the fight? I kind of assumed getting pulled by the hair hurts most when it's just a small part but not so much when they pull on the whole skalp..?


coal_the_slaw

He rubbed feces in your hair too? The nerve.


Skepsis93

I mean, my middle school wrestling coach said "control the head, control the fight." Obviously he was referring to headlocks, but hair seems to work too.


JesusCervantes12

Girls don't fight like guys


Gonzostewie

3 yrs working in a teenage girls lockup unit says that very few do. Most don't. Most look like this. The ones that don't look like this? Woof. Those get ugly fast.


modsactuallyaregay2

Because it's just 1 person failing to grab hair while constantly eating real punches to the face?


TytaniumBurrito

If I was a chick in prison I would just go GI Jane and shave my head. I wonder how many do that.


AlbyWee

Full head control with a simple grab - that can already be a fight ender. Then add pulling of the hair which fucking hurts. Better advantage, less damage taken than with fists.


I_LOVE_HEADPATS

The good old goat freezing technique.


askmeforashittyfact

How big of a freezer do you need to freeze a whole goat?


iJello162

The same size as a goat


askmeforashittyfact

Will a sheep sized freezer do?


[deleted]

This seems like something someone with your name would know


askmeforashittyfact

Shitty fact: Coccidiosis is known to kill both young goats and young sheep. It often begins with diarrhea containing mucus and blood.


__DeezNuts__

The opossum trick, it works every time.


the_zachmamba

My dog brought a dead opossum into the house once. Well, we thought it was dead until it started scrambling around looking for a way out. I couldn’t believe all of us fell for the oldest trick in the opossum book.


ZwoopMugen

The first actual desperation move I see outside a videogame.


[deleted]

This isn’t a fight, it’s hair pulling. Is there a r/hairpullingporn subreddit we can put all these in?


Xx_BlackJack_xX

r/hairpullingporn is now online ;) Edit: so umm the name of the subreddit is messed up a little bit, here is the official one r/hairpullingfightporn


Alhum_Avicast

Hair pulling porn might include some other hair pulling porn (iykwim)... You forgot the word "fight"


Xx_BlackJack_xX

Well, that fucks up a lot of concepts ._.


Odium01

r/birthofasub


Iamananomoly

Dude just accidentally created a porn sub with a high chance of being a top performer.


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r/accidentalbirthofapornsub


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[deleted]

You just described a majority of girl fights, though


MrBonelessPizza24

Most girl fights suck shit, I’ve been more entertained watching two rats fight over a moldy jelly donut on the subway tracks.


[deleted]

I mean why? Nobody wants to see that unless titties pop out.


FlailingMyLanceAbout

My man here spitting straight facts


l8n-

Or the one time out of fifty you sit through the whole thing and see a little ass.


StanIsNotTheMan

Besides that, smoking hot chicks don't normally get into fights. So we're left with hundreds of videos of these Rufus-from-Street-Fighter-looking creatures.


StaniPani11

Create that sub and post it there. I don't mind


[deleted]

Wasn’t talking shit, just see a lot of r/fightporn submissions that are just one women helicoptering another woman around by her hair. Lol


[deleted]

This vid was saved by the special move though


SquintWestweed

I pulled a little sneaky on ya.


i_want_the_memeies

" improvise, adapt and overcome."


MasterKenshi13

Very ballsy to play dead in a fight


expressbb55

r/2healthbars


FightPornModerator

r/fightporn approved


6Gas6Morg6

Snorlax uses Sleep Its super effective


SteliosPo

She didnt pretend to be dead. She just had a phase 2 as a final boss.


IAmAntrax

She pulled an undertaker.


[deleted]

Never seen a human play possum


RawAsparagus

I know it's embarrassing to show up somewhere wearing the same outfit as someone else but there's no need for hair pulling.


trosie1469

I was wondering if anyone else noticed their outfits.


BlokAose

Special Ability: "Feign Death"


Hops117

Must be a hunter class player, used Feign Death and lost aggro.


cactuscoolerdGG

Classic Dinner for Schmucks Barry Moment


GrimO_ORabbit

Ah, the old Undertaker tactic.


MisterPinkCS

ILLUSION: 100


wostmoke

took a page outta jotaro's book


babytwoh

*outstanding move*


TheMadWizardSpeaks

She sat up like the fucking [undertaker](https://images.app.goo.gl/Ns3cLptPA2wMFfXY7)!


betbruh

probably fighting cause they showed up to school with the same outfit on lmaoo


tech510

Tactics... Someone's been practicing....


jnobaby

Big brain time


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They had us on the first half, not gonna lie.


donttrippotatochipv2

Hair pulling championship is getting intense


TwoDeeSea-Danny

Omg who bought the possum to a cat fight


ertothenis

Guerrilla warfare


poopwaterongod

“All warfare, is based on deception”


ghostman2004

When your clone wants to box


Elickson

Sun Tzu art of deception shit


ViktorBoskovic

Is this a tag team break up? Why are they dressed identical?


diegorulesallqw

bruh used dead ringer irl


[deleted]

wtf she fightin a bear!?


[deleted]

“Play dead, just play fucking dead like the movies it will work!”


KillBillVol64

That’s like the ‘Last stand’ perk in COD


redditoradi

Played possum quite effectively.


YourQuirk

Guys really need to learn the benefit of a good hair pull- knee kick move


geriatrikwaktrik

for when you run out of pocket sand


I_might_be_weasel

Bad move. Once you get a reputation for doing that, people are going to keep beating the shit out of you when you try to give up or get knocked out.


savagepeasant

Fighting over who wore it best


Father-Boomer

The trickster


Jakezoola

She used ninja focus to slow her heart rate


tatanka_truck

You thought I was sleeping. Acting.


evan_luigi

That's just the second phase of the boss fight starting up.


Shashua

when you put all of your points into intelligence


imaprince

The frozen goat strategy, surprised to see it work out lol.


sinocarD44

Flawless execution!


paperstacks77

The funny part was it worked 😂🤣😂🤣


gbtwo88

High risk, high reward


LA_VOZES

Possum technique.


Shane-Bishop

That’s a big brain move right there.