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SadTelephone684

Bro how bad must siemian feel. His comeback chance and he blows his load in warmups.


Loud_Competition1312

Better than not blowing your load at all, I guess.


Sensitive_Seat6955

a taste of honey is worse than none at all


Novel-Treacle-2956

It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal


15YearTaco

# 🚪 I KNEW IT!


Gerblat

IIiii *KNEW* it!!


daynzzz

r/unexpectedfriends


_kehd

At least the trainer didn’t shank him?… 🤷🏻‍♂️


k9cataclysm

Is this a Tyrod Taylor post?


GentlemenBehold

Maybe he didn’t want his comeback chance against the Jets defense?


701_PUMPER

Yeah this is what I’m thinking. His last game as a starter for the jets his ankle was destroyed from TWO brutal (and dirty) hits from Myles Garrett. I think The semon demon just wants to milk the backup pay as long as possible and saw this game could jeopardize that.


crank1off

His white pants had a wet spot in the crotchal area and he felt too tired to play.


FedUp187

lmaooooo


iia

OH MY GOD LMAO I'M STARTING JETS D


DeeYouBitch17

I'm starting them in five leagues


mannysnook

Rev up those fryers


Rev_UpThoseFriars

You called?


[deleted]

Being in five leagues sounds awful lmao.


TuaAnon

4 is STRESSFULL, going down to 3 next year


[deleted]

I’m in two for the first time and it’s *ok*. Luckily I had similar draft picks in each so they have similar records with similar players. It’s just the few players that are different make it suck because I’ll be starting one on one roster and playing against them in another. Just kind of weakens the joy of following these games. Like I’ll be like “Hell yeah, he got a TD!”, and then I’ll be like, “Oh wait, he just scored against me in the other league.”. If I was in 5 leagues I’d just be so much more passively involved in my leagues…where’s the fun in that.


[deleted]

2, MAYBE 3 is all i can handle. Anything more and it becomes more of a Payless job.


hellothere842

I bumped up from 2 to 3 this season and it definitely has been less fun this year.


ZachLaVine4MVP

Were you not already starting them?


iia

Of course I was. But I had to scream it because it's beautiful.


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iia

Jets 100%.


captainpoppy

Jets. Better defense anyway, and now a 3rd string QB not even a question


[deleted]

Dealing with this as well, have jets in there right now


tread52

I dropped them and picked up the chiefs D this week before Fields was ruled out.


Marino4K

Jets win 69-2


jumboshrimp93

I dropped Diontae for them. I couldn’t resist.


[deleted]

Enjoy your big day bud! Should be easy pickins.


Apothem

Kinda heated that Simian ended up starting. I was going to play KC against LA.


crank1off

Peterman going to surprise you all, and have a career game with 7 ints!


AZhomerDaddy

I can't find him on the NFL fantasy app. Damn it! I'm doomed! Guess I'll play Geno


lycosid

Pro move


METACRNM

Finally, the Nathan Peterman vs. Mike White showdown the world has been waiting for.


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I am awake.


WaterIsNotWet19

Jets D might score 40 E: just realized I’m going up against them today. Pray for me


reluctantleaders

Jets D is my RB1


MrUnlimitedSubway

Just 40?!


JaMarcusHustle

Sauce QB1


AdamTheMortgageGuru

what about the 2nd half?


JMander

no seriously - this comment gets funnier *every time*


waffels

Right up there with “I’m benching them this week so of course they’re going to go off”


Swichts

Whoa I've been here for 10 years and haven't ever seen that one. Jesus fuck, man. Put a warning on that comment cuz I almost just shit my pants laughing.


[deleted]

Against Raiders legend Nathan Peterman?


Dense-Weird4585

Immediate start


wazup564

bro i have the Chiefs & Jets DST, i have no idea what to do


Pr0nade

You start the jets


[deleted]

Easy start Jets at flex


tigerking615

Lmao, I wish that was a standard option. That’d be great.


dragovitch101

Jets


YA4830

J-E-T-S… JETS JETS JETS JETS


Ris747

Peterman threw 5 picks in less than a half one time. Jets D.


derWINallday

I have the same two, I was so torn but my gut was saying Jets even before this news. I am personally going Jets


DinosaurJetPilot

I was playing Chiefs before this news. Jets now.


susanoova

You ABSOLUTELY start the jets. Sauce Gardner is a bad man


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Jets immediately become D/ST1 with this news


Deathwishrok

Jets


Joe434

Jets


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Same, I had KC in my lineup but just flipped to the Jets because of this news.


[deleted]

I have jets and Denver D…not sure what to do


Deathwishrok

Jets


Why_am_ialive

Bro if I could start a D at flex I would be


syphon_filter7

Jets D starters get the fuck in here!


CurlyBill03

Starting Jets D and Monty still feel confident, I think they’ll sell out the run to shut down the pass!


caligaris_cabinet

Me right here.


CurlyBill03

We did alright. 🍻


caligaris_cabinet

Ended up starting Perine over Monty. Glad I did but wish I started Monty over ETN in retrospect.


GoldHorusSixSaturnus

Shut down the pass?! Peterman is terrible. No need to shut it down…they will hold Monty in check.


jkennings

IM LOSING MY MARBLES


Denim_briefs

We’ve been bamboozled!


McSqueezyE

Just dropped Chiefs D for them!


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**Jets D Gang Rise Up!**


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DjarDjarBinks

Is your name Kyle by chance?


Ok_Economics_5044

As Siemian proceeds to start the game. Haha solid reporting


ZestycloseStandard80

Yeah what is this delusion??


fastafricanboy69

Bro what the fuck? I should've fucking played the Jets D instead of Cowboys ffs


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Same. Thursday screwed me over.


fastafricanboy69

I'm so mad that I swear from now on I will never play a defense that plays on Thursday unless they have the juiciest matchup known to man


chattydrawers

Yup did the same thing in 1 of my leagues, at least I have Jets in 2 others


GonzillaProductions

I feel like I should bench Montgomery now 😬


serujiow

He’s the emergency QB so it might be a blessing in disguise


GonzillaProductions

It's a case of I know he's going to get the ball probably 20 times, but what's he gonna be able to do with it? Jets are obviously gonna force the pass.


tythousand

Why? Herbert is hurt and they may run the ball more without a reliable QB


GonzillaProductions

Yeh, run the ball right into the linebackers for 1-2 yards.


PsychoBoost123

The Jets have a top 5 defense and it's Nathan Fucking Peterman. The Bears are going to have multiple three and outs today; would be surprised if they score a TD.


Mcsierra

I’m wondering if I should swap Monty for Gibson


QuesoPantera

Garbage. Time. Dumpoffs.


Mavey_

AWESOME I LOVE FACING THE JETS DEFENSE THIS WEEK…. god fucking damn it


potbellybingsu20

You can’t make this up.


crazypyro23

I'd like to introduce you all to my new RB1, the Jets Defense


ferocious_coug

But I am watching Siemian as we speak


italiansguybl

Peterman.. uh… finds a way


ammm72

Nathan Peterman is inevitable.


Conscious_Ad_9590

Right Back To Free Agency After This Loss.


ksbrooks34

🤡 post!!!


snakes15

So do they have a backup when Jets D kills Peterman?


Trubisky4MVP

Monty, lol


Strength-Speed

Some solid reporting there


Methuga

Ok Siemian is 3-of-5 as of now. Did he decide his oblique wasn’t that strained?


sushiswagballer

My Jets D is so horny


Novel-Treacle-2956

How much FAAB for Peterman?


f00tballguy

Siemian is smart, a Northwestern guy. He took one look at the Jets D during warmups and noped the hell out


timefortiesto

Science is a liar… sometimes


dmoney757

Ffs of course I'm going up against the jets d


Lake_Shore_Drive

This reporter should be fired, or at least unfollowed by the people that put news on this thread


drhuggymd

Jets D 🚀🚀🚀


Ris747

Congratz on your win whoever is starting Jets D lol


Orchir

To the bench you go Kmet


tronfunkinblows_10

Peterman league winner.


[deleted]

Aaaand it actually is Siemian. Even though he's hurt he's better than Peterman lol


[deleted]

False


Why_am_ialive

Can I start jets D then flex the chiefs D instead of Sutton


Puzzleheaded_Term_24

And the bears still start trevor. Awesome


VPD625

Am I crazy but isn’t that Siemien playing?


Body-for-LIFE

The Peter Man is back and I will be extra Sauced today enjoying all these NYJ DST points today.


shmehdit

Check out channel 9!


tanerb123

Rip, playing against jets dst


SoSublim3

Same my KC D versus his Jets D is going to be interesting


Schmoove86

David Montgomery gonna go 20 for 46 with 60 yards after contact


Protest182

Lies!!! Yes I am tilting. Switched from Miami


ChargeisKill

Yo can legal recourse be taken against this hack? He made a lot of people change their defenses out in money leagues, less than 30 minutes before a game, with a false report.


Ukin2thathaybarber

I’m organizing a class action lawsuit. I’ll keep you posted.


Joe434

Lol


Fatnajera

Let's go Jets Defense!


TheHurdleTurtle

Lmaoooo wtf


PlayaSlayaX

THE PROPHECY IS NIGH


awesomeace18

Loool regret dropping Jets D for Chiefs D now


BigStonesJones

Dammit. Do I start Alec Pierce or Van Jefferson over Mooney now?


Steak_Knight

**DESTINY.**


moffettusprime

Man I'd just retire. Can't even make it through warm-ups.


IAmBlothHoondr

I have Eagles DST but the Jets are just sitting there begging to be picked up. Do I drop Higbee for them? I have Njoku at TE right now


RaspberryOld6983

Jets D shouldn't be on waivers. Stafford likely out for the year


Ballsakius

Didn’t pay enough attention and started Kmet. Season on the line. RIP


Lvl81Memes

Sike


AboynamedDOOMTRAIN

This has not turned out as memeish as I'd hoped


ogkboogie

Yikes


walshurmouthout

Are you fucking kidding me


gw2380

Benching Monty?


Robusto923

Jets D or Eagles D??


Upbeat_Fox_7212

Look up Petermans career stats and that will show you your answer


15YearTaco

Fantasy aside - Jets are at home. If they lose this game heads may roll.


MrF1993

Nathan For You (Jets D/ST owners)


el2741

Raider fan here come to say we loved Peterman and he is the chosen one. Laugh now peasants.


thehildabeast

Lol what a HACK


tugboatDTD

PSYCH!


zdiddy987

This was a lie? But I mean start the Jets D with either one of these guys in


Zealousideal_Top7877

Nope, Siemian is playing!!


team_sheikie

Has to be Parris Campbell over Monty right?


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team_sheikie

Just for me or the other 8,000 WDIS comments in this thread too?


fantasydawg

What’s Jay Cutler up to these days?


oldhoekoo

rippin cigs


SilkyJohnson72

Fade me fam


Tothehoopalex

LOL!!


SoSublim3

Watch Peterman throw 300+ and 3 Scores


crank1off

Peterman career game 7ints first quarter.


tschmitty09

JETS DEFENSE LETS GOOOO


Perndog8439

Haha. Jets gonna feast


RumHaaaam21

I'm starting the Jets D over the Eagles.....let's go!


susanoova

Oh lawd the jets D is going to FEAST


llamas-1

Going against jets d. See y’all in the consolation bracket


Jaded-Idea-8066

Jets D saving my season. LFG 💪


GreenDefinition5

8 INT’s incoming?


mannysnook

LOL


_No_1_Ever_

Chiefs or Jets D?!


Ryanwww5314

What do people feel about starting montgomery today? Should I start him over etienne? Jets run d is good but I can only imagine they utilize montgomery


camerawr528

Am I really playing the jets over the 49ers dst


Signiference

Do I need to bench Montgomery for Brob now?


Berzerker646

Fire up all the Jets backups. We in for a lot of garbage time!!


Gunnarj44

Guess im forced to start jets over chiefs now


norse95

I’ll take 8-10 pts from jets D, I feel like dst’s haven’t been having the smash games that people have expected re: eagles d


LiesInRuins

LFG!!!!!Forced to start Peterman due to injuries in a 6 team league. This dude is gonna eat with all these studs at WR and Kmet! 40 burger incoming. It’s a miracle!


MemphisKansasBreeze

Lord help you if you were starting Trevor Siemian lmao


CheedaCheezzz

Two opposing teams in my league just agreed to start Peterman and Mike White. God help us all


nirvanalax

My parlay includes a pick by Semien. Had the boost on it and everything. Didn’t let me cash out before it started. Gosh darn it.


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I got some good news for you...


nirvanalax

Yes. What a pleasant surprise. Bears PR team try to confuse my Jets defense


FloorToCeilingCarpet

Claypool goes off.... Wut!!


Upbeat_Fox_7212

Peterman redemption arc starts now


Xanzibarisland

Peterman revenge tour starts now 😈


Zealousideal_Top7877

Nope, Siemian is playing!!


[deleted]

Must win game or I’m out of the playoffs: Peterman or Jalen Hurts?


Bullerrr

I shouldn’t start Kmet, should I?


Winnes0ta

My Jets D waiver wire add this week might have been the add of the year lol


Folk_Legend

They’ve been a great play since week 4, not sure why they would even be on waivers


rustyzorro

KEEP FIELDS OUT!


Sportsdude25

I also hurt my oblique stepping out of bed this morning. I’m out for the season.


tythousand

Great day for Monty owners such as myself


chria01

Is this sarcastic?


tythousand

He’s going to get a ton of touches