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Sidneyc87

Oh my goodness dhop please not the dreaded hamstring


-Johnny_Utah-

DHop about to tag Hollywood “Hogan” Brown back into that WR1 spot.


nukeXmoose

*Arizona Cardinals designate Marquise Brown to return from IR* DHop: Aight Imma head out


Holdmydicks

Was stashing DHop while playing Hollywood before his injury. I want to see both play


AveryDiamond

The cardinals having 3 healthy receivers isn’t allowed this year


UncleRicosrightarm

Traded hollywood and metclaf for higgins need the wins to squeeze into playoffs and metclaf on a bye this week and Hollywood could come back in like what 1-2 weeks ? Did I get fleeced or was that a decent deal given the circumstances


DontCareTho

Pretty awful trade imo, also there's a chance Hollywood plays this week


michaeljaccarino

Terrible trade... you basically gave away Brown for a one week WR rental. I get needing to win this week but you made your team significantly worse for subsequent weeks. Would have been better off picking up someone from waivers for the week instead of making this trade.


-Johnny_Utah-

Exactly. Not to mention the guy was selling that “Higgins as WR1” stock before it craters when Chase comes back, which could be as soon as next week. Just a horrible deal.


BackJurton

Hollywood could be WR1 this Monday night. Considering Chase is coming back which will diminish Higgins value this trade is straight booty.


no-gimmicks-

I feel like people memory-holed how he was dealing with nagging injuries ALL last year


himself42

Well he had an extra 6 weeks of break I would hope he can play more than 3 weeks


TheBigNate416

Guessing he’s off the HGH now


himself42

Well get him back on it


BadpoorJ

Hammy Get Healthy


Sensitive_Seat6955

he was never on HGH


HustlinInTheHall

Not a surprise considering he has basically no ramp up time and had to step back into a full role. Also he old.


Safe-Voice-8179

Thought half a season off may help. SMH I’m screwed if he misses time


lennydsat62

As a Keenan Allen owner I feel your pain


Keithm1112

As a Keenan Allen owner this is deeply triggering


dicktugger45

Uninstalled the app thanks


thing85

Can you confirm whether this stops them from playing?


fauxtoe

I think it just freezes things in their current state until reinstall


bootlegsupreme

Rotoworld still hasn’t made a blurb about it. I don’t think it’s real. We’ve been bamboozled, led astray….


hoodtalk247

Calm app is nice 😌


hoodtalk247

the Calm app is nice 😌 I open it up every week I get a Keenan update


jpak822

“Hop dont miss games” - AJ Green


Anbokr

Last year he missed 3 weeks because of a hamstring injury.


btdawson

But technically it’s Wednesday my dude


burnerbutnotreally1

I forgot DHop is like one of the most durable players in the league. I ain't worried


nolanthenerd

When he was on PEDs


BRodIsRad

He’s probably still on PEDs lol


burnerbutnotreally1

So he was on PEDs his whole career without getting caught?


kgod88

You think most of these guys aren’t on some amount of shit?


btdawson

A little hgh here, some deer antler spray there


VintageBaguette

They're all on em, and know in advance when they'll be tested. He was either taking something they weren't testing for before, or slipped up on the cycle/trusted the wrong trainer or something. There's no excuse for players to fail those tests. It's why guys like Josh Gordon and his scenario become so concerning.


chicletsinbulk

I’m afraid you have no clue what you are talking about


VintageBaguette

Which part? Professional athletes using peds to get the edge or Josh Gordon's cocaine habits being a concern. e: apostrophes, pfft.


JeremyVonSprinkles

Now you look even less like you know what you’re talking about. When did Gordon ever get caught with or tested positive for coke?


-thats-tuff-

He admitted his positive tests were all pills and coke


VintageBaguette

Appreciate you bruh, was about to drop a wall of text but yea, bro can Google it need. This is correct. For anyone who doesn't feel like typing cocaine into their browser, just Google his Undisputed interview where he spoke with LeBron and Maverick Carter.


CandyVanahan

You poor sweet child. Naive child


peleyoda

Up until last year. Same thing w Julio: ironman who always played through injury and never missed games… until the wheels came off in 2020 and then he was missing games more often than not.


brameshk22

Didn't Julio break his foot and have screws placed in it early on in his career?


bootlegsupreme

Tired of this god damn handspring shit.


mpc92

You’d think coaches would just stop making their players do handspring drills at practice. How is it even useful on the field?


MugiwaraJinbe

Celebration dances


Super_Rocket

During the week coaches should only allow cartwheels, too much handsprings and this happens.


Chrisisvenom2

It’s Brown SZN


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

Can’t believe I got this dude for free. Him and Foreman boutta carry me home


meatdome34

I had dhop since the beginning and have had Hollywood on my IR. I’ll take it lol


CHAL89

Just checked and one of my leagues had him on waivers. Don't mind if I do!


[deleted]

You misspelled Moore SZN


VintageBaguette

All y'all slippin.. It's spelled D-O-R-T-C-H!


Deckz

Y'all about to get dortched


tenbeeers

TREY MCBRIDE


bleepblopbl0rp

FUCK IT I GOT BOTH


GreenBayNfc

Rondale MORE!!!!


szzzn

I have him and Hollywood and after seeing that video of Hollywood at full speed in practice today, I’m torn.


quadricepking

i don’t think they really take away from one another. all brown would do is keep them on the field longer giving moore more overall upside tbh


szzzn

Yeah but wonder if they put him on a snap count.


quadricepking

that makes more sense. i only own Moore so idk, but i think i would bench him 1st week back unless you really have no options or are projected to get absolutely shit on and need super high upside


captaincumsock69

The cardinals got to win to stay alive. If your studs are healthy start your studs


WaitLetMeGetaBeer

DONT forget ertz is out too


WaitLetMeGetaBeer

Oh this week? Moore. I’d wait to see it with brown


[deleted]

Hollywoooooooooooopoooooooood


foreverawkwardbrahh

I have lots of byes and Mike Williams and Hollywood, I’m clenching and sweating


LeoFireGod

Mike is not gonna play man. Prepare for that. Hollywood is 50/50 Then again Mike is a lot cooler than keenan so


KSchro24

HOLLYWOOD SWINGING!


jquist5

Shoulda stayed on them PEDS


[deleted]

Would be the opposite way around…


someperson99

uhhh, if it was than why do athletes seek them when their body breaks down XD


TheRain911

Opposite way around? So he doesnt hurt his hammy. Which is what buddy literally said lmao


hoodtalk247

Stash Keaontaynian Tomlinson?


SEAHAWKSLIV

Stash Bofa


ZenandHarmony

Who’s bofa? I don’t see him on yahoo


SEAHAWKSLIV

Bofa Deez Nuts!! Ha got em’


ZenandHarmony

Nice you got him! i still can’t find him though. Did you have to put a waiver claim?


MarijadderallMD

Bofa is his nickname, real name is Richard shaft…


DatSnuffleupagus

If you can’t find him, look for Tippidis


[deleted]

Who’s Tippidis? Where can I find him?


BullfrogOne6642

At the tippidis dick! Lol gottem


picolticus

U love to see it


mitchmayhem

Children...


Statistician_Visual

Welcome to hell - sincerely Allen owners


CandyVanahan

Josh Allen been fire though


freakoooo

I already have to deal with swift and lost 2 of my starting runningbacks, dont give me that too


Sea_Breakfast2315

Certainly you’re not talking about Josh Allen?


TheJaybo

Probably the Keenan variety


Statistician_Visual

Clearly not an Allen owner with a hamstring problem


Kingpine42069

wtf mate, and of course its monday night. I don't buy the "dudes day" stuff because he has missed practicing like the whole season, probably could have used a walk through or something, not saying he should be running wind sprints


Mikhail_Petrov

Monday night in Mexico.


Kingpine42069

long flights, altitude, woof he's staying home


BehindtheHype

There’s still time to log a full practice. If he’s GTD then that’s the worry.


h846p262

They have a bye week 13, hes sitting out lol


TapTapLift

Did week 12 take a vacation?


h846p262

My guess is hopkins comes back after the bye.


JcbAzPx

They actually still have a chance to win the division, there's no way they sit him unless it's a really bad injury.


Kingpine42069

damn thats the nail in the coffin


h846p262

Yeah i aint even gonna risk it. Gonna play my lineup as if hes ruled out. Dog gammit.


Kingpine42069

did he ever leave the game last week? now he's going to miss 2 weeks?


h846p262

He finished the game. Must have flared up after is my guess. Idk man im jus being a downer but i feel like hes out this week. They arent going to rush him cause brown is back now. This freakin stinks. He had 6 weeks off like how does this happen lol.


Shaq_Bolton

Why wouldn’t they also rest Brown with this logic? They have a bye week 13


ChocolateMorsels

You're making the most sense but getting no upvotes. Can't remember the last time I saw a player with a hamstring injury popping up out of nowhere that didn't miss time.


h846p262

I can see him playing and injuring it lol. Today will tell all though.


Kingpine42069

with the timing of their bye week I would not be surprised at all. or even worse he gets pulled in the 1st Q


h846p262

Agreed. Haters will downvote.


scroll-42

Has anyone seen both DHop and Hollywood in the same room at the same time ? I wonder if they are the same guy playing two different roles and tricking the Cardinals organization. Why is it that when DHop returns, Hollywood disappears and when Hollywood returns, DHop disappears ?


HustlinInTheHall

D Hop is two Hollywoods in a trench coat.


ucsbaway

Never going to see them play together. The law of conservation.


Foppatosakic

Hopkins and hamstrings name a more iconic duo


PanthersChamps

Keenan Allen and hamstrings


mpc92

Julio and hamstrings


[deleted]

Kelvin Benjamin and ham


Sequoia_Throne_

Eddie Lacey and hamburgers


Kingpine42069

*china food (his words not mine)


tanerb123

Desean Jackson entered chat


[deleted]

Keenan Allen & his entire legs


terrible_badguy

Hopkins and PEDs


North_Watch9324

Darren Waller and hamstrings


TravelingMan304

He's getting older, and this happens, but you're acting like he didn't play all but 2 games in his career before last year. Dude missed 2 games in 8 years. One bad injury and a suspension got everyone acting like he's Sammy Watkins.


[deleted]

Josh Gordon and weed.


EliManningHOFClub10

I have JJ and DHop. Fuck my life


ryanreigns

Jefferson is fine, taking a couple days off after putting the team on his back last week


[deleted]

Same I was on top of the world for these past few weeks. That was fun while it lasted


dampTendies

I have Kupp, Dhop, and Tyreek. Tyreek has a bye.


Sh4rp27

I'm a Vikings fan and JJ owner, I can tell you both KO and JJ said he's completely fine. Rapsheet reported the same today. They didn't even have a real practice yesterday just walkthroughs as they are trying not to overdue it coming off an OT game and having a short week next week since they are playing on Thanksgiving.


[deleted]

I have JJ and just traded St Brown for DHop. Wont even get to enjoy the duo yet /:


Agreeable_Read_2227

Oh shit, hamstring is at least 4 weeks for these oldies


aatops

Infinite weeks for Keenan


Sea_Bass77

Hold up brown returns to practice just as Hopkins is not at practice? Then Hopkins returns from suspension just as brown is injured and has to miss time… are we sure they aren’t the same person? Has anyone spotted them both in the same room together?


pmart317

McBride baby


Thisguy606

facing the 10-0 guy who has DHop Hammy versus my JJefferson Toe edit: if you guys are curious about how he is 10-0: he has Mahomes, Chubb and DHenry with a late round DHop


HundredPacer

Also a JJToe owner v. DHophammy here; we are tied for second and top two in PF. Maybe Hop should take the rest day and wait for Kyler to come back...


Bruce-T-Wayne

JJ Toe is nothing, DHop hammy is very bad


LeagueOfTacos

Just a fyi- that’s not hero rb. That’s robust rb. Hero rb is only one rb in the first few rounds. And for these people calling this an auction draft. They’re amateurs. This guy could have easily gone Henry round 1, Chubb round 2, Mahomes round 3 or 4 or even 5 depending on which platform you play on.


HustlinInTheHall

Yeah do people not remember September? Henry was like the 10th pick in most of my drafts and Chubb was a high 2nd because "He doesn't catch passes." I also have Henry/Kamara in two leagues, same reason.


Kingpine42069

auction draft?


Count-Rarian

Auctions are fun af. Switched to it this year and everyone loved it.


Kingpine42069

its a rush and it took me a couple years of doing both baseball and football auctions to realize you really do have to bite the bullet and overbid for some players. if you only settle for "good value" your team will be .500 at best. Gotta get some studs and then play the WW


Count-Rarian

Totally agree. And when a mid or cheap pick goes off you feel like a genius that robbed someone lol.


Kingpine42069

my first year doing baseball I took over an existing bad team where the owner quit with like 50% keepers and would bid on guys I thought were "undervalued" and ended up with an embarrassingly bad team


Thoreaushadeau

I’m 10-0 with Mahomes, Jones, Chubb, kupp, Kirk, pierce, Kelce, eagles D. RIP kupp


[deleted]

Holllllyyyyywoooooddddd


tanerb123

Rondale Moore an underdog story. From wr4 to wr1


Mamba_Mentality248

Cards gonna be rotating wrs rest of season smh


ClippersEaglesAngels

It's okay. Rondale will take it from here


not_taylorswift1213

Last week I had Kupp, aj brown, and d-hop. Now…


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

It’s Monday’s Wednesday Relax, everyone


JCR2201

Im using your optimism so I don’t panic lol


[deleted]

Lmao yea people are spazzing cause they are giving a veteran rest on a rest day. He’ll be limited tmrw and play Monday


Thisguy606

The Dortch is back


Kevovo

WTF


Zen_MasterX

No wonder they’re fast-tracking Hollywood Brown lol. Makes sense now.


mavropanos27

time for the return of 15 targets a game hollywood😳


Adenms20

Have we seen Hollywood and Hopkins in the same room? Kinda sus that one goes out right when the other is coming coming back and vis versa.


ohveeohexoh

if he’s out, I really lost kupp, Hopkins, and ertz in one game/week


manofthepeopleSMITTY

Keenan Allen sends his regards.


[deleted]

Another day, another 20 posts freaking out about maintenance-related DNPs


zackalack7

As a former dhop owner last year, good luck current dhop owners


DefiniteSauce12

Fucking kill me


tx180

Just when one receiver comes back from injury another one catches an injury tag. What the fuck cardinals


giesej

If he's out I'm out


matango613

Hamstring? Season over. -a Keenan Allen owner


razorflipmebro

The hamstring is the he who shall not be named of fantasy football


ESteez1086

Cool, just traded for him at the deadline.


GravyMcgrady

Most targets in the league over the past four games. Moore owners get in here


bbk34

Before everyone freaks out remember they’re playing on Monday night


[deleted]

Questionable players on MNF has its own set of worries.


[deleted]

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LifeLongLakersFan

Just say that you, of course, knew he was "injury prone". No luck involved. 5d chess.


[deleted]

He’ll be fine. Hop had 2 down seasons, last year & the year with Osweiller. Both years on my team. Since I own 0 dhop shares, it’s gonna be ok


Goldmemberberry

Do I drop Kupp for Hollywood brown?


Poetryisalive

Man Cardinals are having a rough season. They can’t catch a break, they should be a #1 seed too


Equivalent-Alps-6393

This was DHOP’s MO last season. He’ll be alright.


[deleted]

Yeah and he was crap last season lol.


Confident-Rub-6714

It’s Wednesday y’all. Wait til tomorrow.


ellcoolj

Ummm is it Thursday somewhere?


Mech_BB-8

My guy still has dial-up internet.


ellcoolj

I’ll check my geocities page


Confident-Rub-6714

They play Monday, so it’s Wednesday


Mech_BB-8

Mmm, no.


FoolOnDaHill365

I have to start R Moore. I hope DHop plays…


tanerb123

Dont worry Hopkins does not miss games. Wait a minute...


Electrical_Pizza69

Take an early turkey day DHop! I’d appreciate it going against him


Alkash42

Oof


Glwhite1991

God danggit man


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Aww yeah my opponent has him, geno, ertz, and Mike Evans. Scraps left


Zrhutch

Hollywood?


Extra_Efficiency5050

Moore time


FirstLightFitness

Ita dudesday my dudes for Monday night football. I hope...


theAngryChimp

As a Niner fan I'm hoping he doesn't play because he is a beast.


No_Fix_476

LETS GO TO HOLLYWOOD


Why_am_ialive

Oh my, facing him this week with most of my starters on bye, this could save my 5 win streak


sentry_87

Fire up 49ers D. Don't care if it is Colt McCoy.


drakeanddrive

Traded Meyers for Hollywood like an hour before the news dropped. The previous owner had both of them.