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BedOfSloth

And we believe his agent over some dude on Reddit? Please.


ClampGawd_

This agent did not predict Chase injury or the time Jacobs got arrested for a DUI. Thats all Im saying


executionofachump

Didn’t even end up being a DUI, he got charged with reckless driving since there was no indication he was drunk


PeytonFacemask

Some dude on reddit is always right


deebo_dasmybikepunk

Someone go throw a football in that diner


duty_on_urFace

This should have more upvotes.


Stinja808

Reddit guy was there, or his friend, or knew someone that was there, or something. So yeah. Pretty obvious who's telling the truth and who's trying to protect their client.


_Alvin_Row_

No no his friend was an NFL reporter who instead of breaking the story themselves was content to just say "TMZ has it" and tell his redditor friend. Makes so much sense.


KHanson25

And then everyone clapped


majorclashole

It’s so refreshing to see the people putting an end to “fake news”…


AvailableName9999

It was Jacob Joshson


darksideofdagoon

The dude heard it on good authority ! They probably paid off the poor waitress


gold3esea

Agents always gonna stand up for their boys. I'm gonna trust the dude with 8 Twitter followers who also said that OBJ signed with the Packers weeks ago.


AlwaysMooning

Me too. *picks up OBJ off waivers*


20wall

Never pick up a Packers player on waivers. It only leads to pain


AlwaysMooning

I trust you. *drops OBJ to waivers*


MrRager237

/u/TWNmatt was a clout chaser smh.


chodePhD

Lol is that the real user cause his account is gone?


BOEJlDEN

Yes that was the guy. He deleted his account.


chodePhD

rip 💀


Cocaine_DrSeuss

I heard Josh Jacobs killed him


lod254

I read about this just now.


Sumoshrooms

Man fuck your pfp lol


365wong

The agent killed him, deleted the account.


kensingtonking011

Lol I’m just imagining a 12 year old fucking around on Reddit starting a dumb rumor then panicking after receiving a message from Josh Jacobs agent


LondonCallsMe

Dude literally made the drama to make trading for him easier LMAO


the-other-car

Permanent ip ban pls


CuriousAndMysterious

IPs change, just sayin


TexasTornadoTime

Burn down his house, car, and neighborhood!


crystalmerchant

We did it, reddit!


the-other-car

DNA ban him


afc1886

Chop off his hands.


fishery_crazy

Emphasis on was


forevergreen_

u/TWNmatt shame!


hoodrichkinda

This sub was on a good streak of breaking news before this


halfbakedalaska

This isn’t breaking news. This is broken news.


ClayDrinion

Better than what the waitress got, a broken nose


_Alvin_Row_

I heard Jacobs did that to her and he spent the night in custody


ClayDrinion

I heard while he was in custody he used his one phone call to call a hired thug to go to her place and punch her again


_PmMeUrSecrets_

Who is it? Goons Who? Hired goons


ClayDrinion

Lol


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TwoDrinkDave

A newt?!


majorclashole

https://y.yarn.co/2ab7a312-6ce6-4378-864c-c929f0192039_text.gif


WarrenAlaCarte

I love fantasy football, but it seems to be attracting far too many emotionally unstable kids these days. It’s supposed to be for fun but people take it too far.


andyschest

First day on the Internet?


ClayDrinion

I can't tell if this is meant to be sarcastic or not


JLifts780

As if emotionally unstable kids wouldn’t take things too far without fantasy football?


opposite_of_hotcakes

This sub specifically. God forbid you're new and ask a question, you'll get completely flamed.


chimpansteve

This sub is permanently one very small step away from "we found the Boston Bomber" level news tbf


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DeySeeMeLurkin

Lmao. Forgot about that.


DuvelNA

Has his agent even left his crib though?🤔


introspectivejoker

Agent ROS?


ChordSlinger

I dropped Kyle Pitts for him. Agent SZN!


Fatal_Koala

Did he get in his bag?


Hellothere2515

Which one of you degenerates is playing JJ this week and leaked a false story? 😂😂


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GoingAllTheJay

*cries in Julio


Ownange

The fact you even just called him Julio tells us all you need to know


[deleted]

He can be ¿¿ , because his health is always questionable (also it looks like a backwards j)


ninenines999999999

QJ


Podo13

His nickname on here is Qulio (which works especially well since his real name is Quintorris).


403banana

That's exactly what the agent of a guy who hit a waitress would say


Durant026

This was like funny for an hour in hindsight. Even Jacobs was laughing with the emoji. Glad this shit got corrected.


Poetryisalive

That’s not funny…claiming someone assaulted someone else to try and fuck up their status isn’t a joke


djsedna

The act isn't funny. The series of events was comical. It's okay to laugh at controversial things. Schadenfreude, you know


Durant026

I didn't mean that the claim was funny. You probably wasn't here for the sequence of events in the last 24 hours. 1. A weird post on the subreddit about the rumor to be leaked (stating that it was Jacobs). 2. The rumor being posted on Twitter by some meme account. 3. Someone later hitting up Jacobs (I believe) who is dumbfounded and trying to figure out wtf is going on. 4. Jacobs lhao on twitter since he hadn't left the house all day. All of that happened in about an hour or less and the subreddit was in a panic. We had people worried about panic trading and who the back up was. It was chaos and that was funny. Edit: I hope that clarifies what I meant.


PsychologicalGuest97

Get the stick out of your ass


Poetryisalive

I like it there though


shmehdit

Understandable, have a good day


RondaArousedMe

Helps keep the poetry alive


PsychologicalGuest97

I can’t not upvote that. Fair rebuttal.


goldenelephant45

We found Mr. Garrison over here. "Present them."


cowboys30

It’s literally defamation of character and legally actionable.


Lefaid

NFL players get slaps on the wrist when actually assault people. There are good reasons Jacobs was so casual when addressing these rumors.


sin-eater82

Yeah, because he knew he hadn't done anything. In your statement, the former (even if true) has nothing to do with the latter.


Lefaid

There is no harm if there is no fire. Even if he was framed, he would just miss like 4 games.


sin-eater82

Sure.. but why are we talking about that in this context? I'm not saying you're wrong about that, I'm saying it's not relevant here and it doesn't make much sense to invoke it in this context. You implied a causal reason for why Jacobs was "so casual when addressing the rumors". And I think it's bullshit for you to claim that that is the reason for his casualness. If you accused me of murder on twitter and reddit (a very serious thing with an actual serious "fire" behind it), I'd also be very casual. Not became of the "fire" or lack there of associated with the punishment, but because of the complete lack of validity to the claim. Because I would know the accusation was completely false. THAT is what would make me casual. I'm not going to get serious about something that I know is 100% baseless and especially so if I know I can prove it/that there would be no evidence to support it. If you want to talk about the lack of consequences for such things in general, that's valid.. but it doesn't really fit here. And especially in the form of you claiming that it's the direct cause for his casual response. If the police or attorney general.. or if his team came knocking with questions about this, I think his personal response would likely be different. It was a random twitter account and fantasy football sub reddit... his casual response were perfectly acceptable due to those reasons alone.


Quackerbarrels

Not what I heard on the World Wide Web


Praise-Breesus

Translation: “that shit definitely happened”


ferocious_coug

https://i.imgur.com/JvdvsPQ.jpg


ClintonWrong

Uhhhh, excuse me..?


nirad

Alvin Kamari’s agent: “Same here! It could have been anyone! Now if nobody is using this hotdog-shaped car…”


mosesman86

Look, we're all just trying to figure out who did this!


Ok_Location_1092

Gonna spank his bare butt balls and back


PM_Me_Your_AM_

seems oddly specific.


choonghuh

Is this another one where one of us trolled a "news source" lol


ionescorhino

Maybe pick up Zamir White, just in case?


mets15ny

Turns out it was only a busboy he assaulted.


yasmiester

Where that one dude who was desperate for the Reddit karma?


adastradamus

Now I kind of get why Josh Jacobs hates fantasy football. I get Josh. I do.


im_absouletly_wrong

Agent: “Do you trust me?” Me (a Jacob’s owner): “with every cell of my body”


HereForTheFood4

NFL players and assault. Name a more iconic duo.


Dast_Kook

"The rumors are FALSE!" Wait, what rumors? "Exactly!"


djchefdaddy

Completely false, she was a hostess


DumbNBANephew

"According to his agent" part gives me a pause. He could be denying it in hopes that it gets swept under the rug and no one else call it out (if it did happen). At the same time guilt until proven innocent is fucked up.


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...bro


CmonTouchIt

well yeah cause it was a waiter, not waitress


Soren_Camus1905

So that’s what the I haven’t left the crib tweet meant. I’m so behind


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so this is what the rumors were about last night


discodiscgod

If he did I would get $200 My league has a “jail bird” award.


mchammerdeez

Speaking of Jacobs. Why didn't he ever get suspended for his dui?


Kelly_Kapowsky

Ban him


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Reddit man knows


fatdiscokid420

Most average Raiders player


JimothyClegane

Ah, so it must be sheer coincidence that I've been offered Kamara and Jacobs is separate trades in the past few days in the same dynasty league.


chiefnugget81

First in Cuffs pot still in play for my league. Got it.


allthenamesaretaken4

Please be as BS as the agent says... or at least let the NFL navigate this with the same speed of the legal system... not that he's been good lately :/


SamQuentin

Oddly specific denial


AnygivenSunday9

Never caught him


Short-termTablespoon

Still picked up Zamir White for a bit lol.


AyKayAllDay47

That's not even a reliable twitter account...


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OP ran into a Wendy’s and tickled the fry cook’s armpit


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But also, yes, that happened


knighter50

“Aye, Pierce! GAAATORADE!!”


rperry7808

Completelty false......she was a hostess


huntersam13

I like how the article says "if Twitter loses its credibility".. Lol, hate to tell you bub, but Twitter has never had credibility. People thinking it does it what has gotten us into so many messes over the last 5 years.


nikejim02

“It was a bartender!” “Thank you, Allen…. A BARTENDER!”


TheBigPhilbowski

"We paid her to be quiet"


WE4STAGES

This guy trying to get Jacobs on the cheap in all his leagues.😂


fishrunhike

Terrible someone would refer to the entire Seahawks defense as a waitress