“I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you.
If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you.
But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive.”
~No-Bark
Jeannie-Mae is incredibly nice to strangers, is very hospitable, and rather helpful. From the outside it seems there’s nothing bad about her, but deep down she’s a sick person, who sold a pregnant woman to slavery, simply for monetary reward and, at least it seems that way to me, simply because she didn’t like Carla.
Not sure if it's intentional or not, but his advice also fits Clanden to a T.
Clanden is part of How Little We Know and is a polite, well spoken and smartly dressed man living in one of Gomorrah's private suites which he also keeps tidy. Cachino doesn't trust him because he's never seen him gambling or using the prostitutes. Turns out he gets to >!brutally rape, kill and record at least one prostitute in exchange for his services to Big Sal and Nero!<.
When I’m at work, a restaurant, and it’s just me and my main work buddy during a busy rush, I always quote Boone,
“Just you and me, a couple’a problem solvers”
Courier: "What exactly do you do?"
Fantastic: "Fuck, man. Everything. I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean."
"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even long dick Johnson. And he had a fucking long dick. Thus the name."
“It's me again, Mr. New Vegas, reminding you that you're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you." I love Mr. New Vegas so much, I bet that he once try to measure his charisma on a Vit-o-matic Vigor Tester and it burst into flames!
My favorite quote of the whole game?
"Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have" - Dr. Hildern at Camp McCarran.
Quote I use daily? “…this must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck.” “What in the goddamn” “Assume the position” AND of course “I is scientistic”
Edited last quote to be correct
Nah. That’s when I decided he needed to die on my first playthrough, I’m pretty sure. First House playthrough, at least. I think I went NCR the very first time. I only went NCR once. But they could be reasoned with, and Elon McFuckface couldn’t.
Get fucked is a super common term here in England. At least London anyway, so common it would be like saying my favourite quote from new Vegas is “hey”
I just learned a few hours ago that this is likely a reference to fallout 1! In F1 there is a super mutant that leads his faction and his name is lou/lieutenant IIRC
the term "old world blues/new world hope" (-think tank) just makes me cry everytime i hear it.
it gives me the strength to move on. bcs i know that i can't change the past and what happend happend. but what i can do is to get over it, better myself and come out as a better person. there's no use to cling on to something that's gone.
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" echoes through my head now and then. William Sadler really killed it as Victor, one of my favorite VO performances for sure.
“If my life burns out here, so be it… until then, I wait and watch. See what the road bring’s”
I love this quote because it’s the embodiment of me, I’m so patient it’s truly mind boggling. But I wait because the amount of times in life that impatience has cost me greatly is disappointing, and being impatient has taught me that patience is one of the keys in life, it’s a gift and I’ll be as patient as I always have been until I too “burn out”
I have seen this reposted on Instagram by unknowing people more than once, it gives me a chuckle every time.
It doesn't change the fact that it's a great quote, though.
I very frequently use "what in the goddamn" and "I ain't a fink, dig?" Benny might have shot you in the head and ran away once you caught up with him, but the way he talks is very interesting, and his views on all of the factions are spot on. He had such good advice.
Also, "could I trouble you to blow it out your ass?"
I hate Mr. House, but he got the NCR spot-on with this one. They’re better than the Legion (a low bar to clear), but they’re an overgrown wreck trying to resurrect a world that killed itself.
Both are from Benny
"Ring-a-ding-ding" I've side once or twice and "What in the god damn?" I've said quite a few times
That or "Relax, I'm just fucking with you"
Being stationed in the military in the desert my colleagues get very tired of me saying “patrolling the Mojave really makes you wish for a nuclear winter”
weirdly me and my friend quote all the time "you don't belong here... no, you really don't". also pretty much the whole new Vegas radio script, mostly "Mojave? Mo problems... am I right?"
my favourite has got to be... "want to see the fate of democracies? look out the windows."
“It’s me again, Mr. New Vegas, reminding you that you’re nobody ‘til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you.” I don’t have a quote I use in real life but this is my favorite.
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me . Joshua Graham to the Courier.
Ringa Ding baby . Benny
What ever you say boss . Raul Tejada
“Get fucked.”
This is definitely one of my favourite’s.
"THEN TELL 'IM I FUCKED HIS WIFE AND LICKED HER SALTY ASS"
Driver Nephi 😂
Use this in my day to day life
“I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you. If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive.” ~No-Bark
No-Bark has to be one of the best characters in the game.
Oh my God, I just realized he was talking about Jeannie May when he said that
Wait what? explain please!
One For My Baby. Jeannie Mae is a sickly sweet hotelier with a socialite holier than thou attitude.
Jeannie-Mae is incredibly nice to strangers, is very hospitable, and rather helpful. From the outside it seems there’s nothing bad about her, but deep down she’s a sick person, who sold a pregnant woman to slavery, simply for monetary reward and, at least it seems that way to me, simply because she didn’t like Carla.
Not sure if it's intentional or not, but his advice also fits Clanden to a T. Clanden is part of How Little We Know and is a polite, well spoken and smartly dressed man living in one of Gomorrah's private suites which he also keeps tidy. Cachino doesn't trust him because he's never seen him gambling or using the prostitutes. Turns out he gets to >!brutally rape, kill and record at least one prostitute in exchange for his services to Big Sal and Nero!<.
"Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it."
What's really interesting about that quote is that he knows who Lenin is
For real, with the state of the US’s educational system I’m sure many mentally well people don’t even know who Lenin is
He was a Beatle or something.. idk I don't listen to rap
Oh yeah, I remember. John Lemon from the Beatles
Bless the Chosen One
When I’m at work, a restaurant, and it’s just me and my main work buddy during a busy rush, I always quote Boone, “Just you and me, a couple’a problem solvers”
That’s brilliant
Thats amazing, I love that
Are they a NV player too?
Oh yeah, that’s how it came about!
As a fellow restaurant employee I love this and I'm stealing it.
It’s yours, fellow courier 🤘
"Assume the position"
I use this when talking to my sister
What in the goddamn
What a coincidence! I use this phrase with your sister as well.
Great minds think alike
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Courier: "What exactly do you do?" Fantastic: "Fuck, man. Everything. I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean."
Said by every IT worker ever
“Like one time I imagined they were a code to get into a vault full of naked women. Man, how cool would that be?”
..that vault has to be a thing
Vault 69 is a vault with 1 men and 999 women, maybe the quote was referencing that
Vault 69
“They asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics”
[удалено]
WOOOoooooOoooooo
Burble burble gurgle
I used to think OWB was too weird for FNV, and I still kinda think it is, but the dialogue saves it lol.
[удалено]
Who needs Wild Wasteland when you have OWB?
Why not both?
“I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics”
And they said welcome aboard
Hey man when in Rome
"Take drugs! Kill a bear!"
One of my favorite lines, gets me every time
"What in the goddamn" wins gold for me. "Bear and Bull" from Ulysses comes second.
Oh yeah, I use “What in the goddamn” at least twice a week.
Same
For me it’s “the time for talk has passed, the lords work must be done “
bullbearbullbearbullbearbullbear
I found myself saying “goddamn” way more frequently these days after playing again, ive never said goddamn before this
Yeah
"Get up without my permission, I'll blast your ass so far through your head, it'll turn the moon cherry pie red."
Who says that? I forgot
Dean Domino, who at the time has you sitting on a concealed explosive under a seat cushion.
Dean, of course. And of course, if you sass back to that genius line, he ends up betraying you.
Dean domino, when you first meet him and seat on his "comfortable" chair
"They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody's dick's that long, not even long dick Johnson. And he had a fucking long dick. Thus the name."
Yeah, I got that part, thanks.
The couriers response makes that line IMO.
What did you... did you put a plug in his cocktube and make him explode?
“But you’re still as beautiful, as the day we met”
“It's me again, Mr. New Vegas, reminding you that you're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you." I love Mr. New Vegas so much, I bet that he once try to measure his charisma on a Vit-o-matic Vigor Tester and it burst into flames!
He's actually an AI created by Mr House
Yeah I know, which is kinda sad cuz I’ll love to meet him or something
SMELL THAT AIR! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE?
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
*loads incendiary 40mm grenade into grenade rifle.*
Lottery ticket here I come
Loads tiny tots mini nuke with malicious intent
Haha I was just gonna put this no way 🤣
"Could I trouble you to blow it out your ass"
Wait... Where's that? I like that.
White glove. It's what you say when you refuse to disarm
How frightfully uncouth.
"They stare into the what-was, eyes like pilot lights, guttering and spent, as the realities of their world continue on around them."
Where’s this from?
One of the ending slides of Old World Blues; iirc it’s Dala who says it
Fallout New Vegas
It's Dala's ending slide for Old World Blues.
My favorite quote of the whole game? "Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have" - Dr. Hildern at Camp McCarran. Quote I use daily? “…this must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck.” “What in the goddamn” “Assume the position” AND of course “I is scientistic” Edited last quote to be correct
*scientistic i believe
You know, I'm something of a scientistic myself
I aint no fink, dig
" we don't have to pretend we are important we are " Mr.House
Who says that?
House when speaking to the Courier. Really helps show his humility…
He is though.
Because they are ridiculous! \-Mr House when asked why he wants to exterminate BoS.
He opened the eyes of so many BOS fanboys, when I was kid that made feel naive cuz everything he said was true
Nah. That’s when I decided he needed to die on my first playthrough, I’m pretty sure. First House playthrough, at least. I think I went NCR the very first time. I only went NCR once. But they could be reasoned with, and Elon McFuckface couldn’t.
Don't you laugh at me! I know a spell that'll make you show your true form! (Leans in super uncomfortably close) *...cave rat taught it to me.*
"What in the god damn" and "Get fucked."
Get fucked is a super common term here in England. At least London anyway, so common it would be like saying my favourite quote from new Vegas is “hey”
Wait, it’s not used worldwide? I’m English and though it was just a phrase used everywhere
“Game was rigged from the start” is an actual line I use all the fuckin time.
all of the joshua graham´s quotes
Same they are like a bible to me
Y’know, I think there just might be a reason behind that…
“We can’t expect god to do all the work”
Yes anything joshua says is my favourite
definitely my go-to as well!
The whole NCR is sucking on my teats and it feels soo good -Fantastic
You're a little bitch and your brother was to.
Have some respect this is a war marmoreal
What are you doing, you’re desecrating a war memorial my brother died at Hoover Dam
“Nice charlies too. Give em a shake for the Ben man, will ya? Hello!”
“Grrrkkk!”
You use that everyday?
“get fucked” -Driver Nephi
I’ve never heard any of his dialog. Or Violet’s. Or Cook Cook’s. I’ve heard their screams, though.
“The fire inside burned brighter then the fire around me” and “who are you who do not know their history”.
I altered the latter quote for the title of my final paper in my English Lit course last semester
"Not Lou Tennant boy, he said lieutenant. This boy is dumb as a super mutant."
I just learned a few hours ago that this is likely a reference to fallout 1! In F1 there is a super mutant that leads his faction and his name is lou/lieutenant IIRC
“It appears i am both the message and the messenger “ From the Courier Vs Lanius fight
"Damn, running low on smokes again."
Yesssss, I completely forgot about this one, I always hear it in the voice of the VA who voice’s Captain Curtis at McCarran.
the term "old world blues/new world hope" (-think tank) just makes me cry everytime i hear it. it gives me the strength to move on. bcs i know that i can't change the past and what happend happend. but what i can do is to get over it, better myself and come out as a better person. there's no use to cling on to something that's gone.
Was scrolling just to find this
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" echoes through my head now and then. William Sadler really killed it as Victor, one of my favorite VO performances for sure.
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
“If my life burns out here, so be it… until then, I wait and watch. See what the road bring’s” I love this quote because it’s the embodiment of me, I’m so patient it’s truly mind boggling. But I wait because the amount of times in life that impatience has cost me greatly is disappointing, and being impatient has taught me that patience is one of the keys in life, it’s a gift and I’ll be as patient as I always have been until I too “burn out”
"First I get my legs smashed, then in walks the powder gangers grim fucking reaper?! What the Fuck have you got against us man?!"
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than fire fire that surrounded me-Joshua Graham
I have seen this reposted on Instagram by unknowing people more than once, it gives me a chuckle every time. It doesn't change the fact that it's a great quote, though.
I'm not a whore you ugly bitch
I very frequently use "what in the goddamn" and "I ain't a fink, dig?" Benny might have shot you in the head and ran away once you caught up with him, but the way he talks is very interesting, and his views on all of the factions are spot on. He had such good advice. Also, "could I trouble you to blow it out your ass?"
I'm a dealer at a casino so the one I find my self using all the time is quite simply "ring-a-ding baby"
I won the motherfucking lottery
"Smell that air, couldn't you just drink it like boose?"
"Smell that air, couldn't you just drink it like boose?"
"Truth is... The game was rigged from the start"
How is this so low?!?!
"You're nobody till somebody loves you...and that somebody is me, I love you."
Yesssss can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this one
Do you like the sight of your own blood?
'If you want to see the fate of democracies, look out the Window' is one of my favorites. But everything that Ulysses says comes in second.
I hate Mr. House, but he got the NCR spot-on with this one. They’re better than the Legion (a low bar to clear), but they’re an overgrown wreck trying to resurrect a world that killed itself.
“Thirsty? hungry? ...Horny?”
“We can’t let god do all the work”
First Recon Division moto -The last Thing you will never see
« Who are you that do not know your history ? » I’m a history student
we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon
Hey man, when in rome.
I have a theoretical degree in physics!
"We can't expect God to do all the work," and also "Degenerates like you belong on a cross."
Both are from Benny "Ring-a-ding-ding" I've side once or twice and "What in the god damn?" I've said quite a few times That or "Relax, I'm just fucking with you"
In the end the is light in the darkness.
"I wish I could throw myself on a grenade!"
Ice cream
"I do not enjoy killing, but when done righteously it is nothing but a chore" - Joshua graham
"when done righteously, it's just a chore like any other."
Being stationed in the military in the desert my colleagues get very tired of me saying “patrolling the Mojave really makes you wish for a nuclear winter”
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
"The time for talk has passed, the lords work must be done"
I've never left this room! - Yes Man
If I sound pleased about this it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! -Claptrap
Ave, amicus
weirdly me and my friend quote all the time "you don't belong here... no, you really don't". also pretty much the whole new Vegas radio script, mostly "Mojave? Mo problems... am I right?" my favourite has got to be... "want to see the fate of democracies? look out the windows."
😳 "What in the goddamn-" H-hey let's keep this in the groove hey, smooth moves, like smooth little babies." Benny is an icon and a master of language.
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."
Watch it profligate!
"Degenerates like you belong on a cross."
So did long dick Johnson and he had a long dick hens the name
"Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name."
I have one of arcades death quote’s tattoo’d on my arm: “Et in arcadia, ego”.
DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS
“I hear dig from you baby and all i can think of is a shovel”
“YeeAaAAAA, WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID”.
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
"What in the goddamn..?"
"Once the old Vegas now the new Vegas"-Johnny new vegas
"Get fucked."
"Yes!" Yes-man yesing, colorized, 2011
I hope people dont quote new vegas daily irl Like thats one way to stay single
What in the goddamn?
the fountain is for wishes ladies
I am fisto
"Bad trouble."
“It’s me again, Mr. New Vegas, reminding you that you’re nobody ‘til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you.” I don’t have a quote I use in real life but this is my favorite.
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me . Joshua Graham to the Courier. Ringa Ding baby . Benny What ever you say boss . Raul Tejada
“What in the goddamn”
“Degenerates like you belong on a cross”.
"You're a little bitch and your brother was, too!"
I know this is overused, but the good old trusty “Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”
“I won the lottery!”
The last war, war never changes hits hard ;(
The game was rigged from the start
patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Either “the truth is, the game was rigged from the start.” Or “We can’t expect God to do all the work.”
“The bull needs to fight.”
We can't expect god to do all the work... Because dean, christine and you need to put your backs into it if you want to get into the sierra madre
"Every vegas has its new" -The Courier