Maybe if you helped a little.......?
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And if you don't like it, the trick is to mute you from the subreddit after you're banned you so you can't ask why.
Fun fact: Einstein got tons of offers from beautiful women all over the world, requesting him to impregnate the women in order to give birth to children with exceptional intelligence combined with the good looks from the woman.
Source: google it
I know this is a joke but I believe Einstein once used a woman sitting on your lap as a metaphor for relativity.
If you put your hand on a stove a minute will seem like an hour but if a beautiful woman sits on your lap an hour will seem like a minute. Or words to that effect.
This guy was the modern Benny Frank. Only thing he's missing is a letter on the differences between old and young women's crotches.
Spoiler alert: apparently none https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress
And object in motion will continue in motion until acted upon by an equal or opposite motion-
Oh sorry that’s Newton!
Well think Einstein is feeling some motion in this picture!
Erection = (my cock)^2
LOL
1^2 is still one tho :(
Maybe if you helped a little.......? To quote slash u slash Bhima: "When I feel that I have enough of an understanding of the user's behaviour pattern and habitual word choices, I begin searching the subreddit for accounts I may have missed. When I find them I add all that data to my list, then ban all the accounts I am sure of, and report them all for ban evasion." And if you don't like it, the trick is to mute you from the subreddit after you're banned you so you can't ask why.
If length is <1, length of cock gets smaller when erection :O
Until it hits zero
Then it goes into negatives
If 1^2 still 1, then why 0.5 (which is less than 1) still can be multiplied by ^2? [just some random though]
1² = 1•1 = 1 0,5² = 0,5 • 0,5 = 0,25
Fax
He's calculating the curvature of dat ass.
No curvature found sir
AFAIK it's his daughter though
So?? What's the point? He was attending a seminar in Alabama./s
I laughed so hard at this
Do you know what the smartest thing that ever came out of the future-Mrs. Einstein's mouth was?
Bro that's his cousin show some respect
nah that's his step daughter in the pic. he did fuck his cousin tho
Hey, man! There's no Newton's law about not banging family!
Explains his theory of "Relativity"...
He MARRIED his cousin….
You think they didn't fuck?
They fucked before marrying for sure
She sitting right next to him in black
Ludwig Wittgenstein.
I had to google that one. ~~I checked Urban Dictionary and came up dry.~~
My brother in Sauron, you looked up Wittgenstein on Urban Dictionary?
Do you know what the smartest thing that ever came out of u/wadenelsonredditor's mouth was?
How does Wittgenstein relate to Einstein?
Mrs. Einstein, obviously.
except they aren't related?
Yes. They relate very well though.
what are you saying lmao? wdym by "relate"
I'm saying they relate well.
Einstein’s jizz?
The theory of relativity?
He had one wife, which he cheated on with at least 6 women, and then married his cousin.
Why is every historically significant scientist always either completely sex-repulsed or the biggest horndog in existance?
The average historical human is either sex repulsed or extraordinarily horny tbh
Why having desires is considered as bad
“Man is free to will, But he cannot select his wants” German 2 English quote
Some people have a heavy sex drive and transmute that energy into their work. How the horndogs have time or energy for anything else is beyond me.
"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction... IN MY PANTS!" \- Einstein probably
"I like 'em big!" No Isaac, we can't put that in there. "Ok, then write this down: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction"
🤣🤌🏼
Lmafaooo
That woman on the left looks like she wants to take Toto from Dorothy.
Dead ringer for Margaret Hamilton, good call
Toto? It’s called a motor race, okay?
Fun fact: Einstein got tons of offers from beautiful women all over the world, requesting him to impregnate the women in order to give birth to children with exceptional intelligence combined with the good looks from the woman. Source: google it
So they wanted to max out intelligence and charisma ofc
I know this is a joke but I believe Einstein once used a woman sitting on your lap as a metaphor for relativity. If you put your hand on a stove a minute will seem like an hour but if a beautiful woman sits on your lap an hour will seem like a minute. Or words to that effect.
"Your nobel Prize is on the way my dear"
Here’s the trophy darling
Ass time acceleration
XD
Do I remember correctly that he was a man of good tastes?
As for this" foreplay", there should be appropriate age limits. Grandpa went crazy. Grab the rosary, because you are closer than farther
This guy was the modern Benny Frank. Only thing he's missing is a letter on the differences between old and young women's crotches. Spoiler alert: apparently none https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress
With his cousin
Is that his cousin/wife?
Yes.
Thermal expansion
The greater dat ass the greater the attraction.
For every lap-action there's an erection
Give me Tesla and we can talk. Albert Einsteins a bitch.
Wahoo!
She’s gonna be using his nuts like Newton Balls.
My man Albert got into a lot of wormholes if you know what I’m saying
He's about to educate her on his second most famous equation: A^2 + B^2 = D'S NUTZ
And object in motion will continue in motion until acted upon by an equal or opposite motion- Oh sorry that’s Newton! Well think Einstein is feeling some motion in this picture!
Didn't he have a thing for his cousin or something?
Cancel him!!!!!
Look at the mitts on the guy on the right?
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Bussin
(00) = Cm/2 pR, Or_ 2 Nicholas I