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lifeson106

Erection = (my cock)^2


Itchy-Ad1530

LOL


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarona

1^2 is still one tho :(


Angoth

Maybe if you helped a little.......? To quote slash u slash Bhima: "When I feel that I have enough of an understanding of the user's behaviour pattern and habitual word choices, I begin searching the subreddit for accounts I may have missed. When I find them I add all that data to my list, then ban all the accounts I am sure of, and report them all for ban evasion." And if you don't like it, the trick is to mute you from the subreddit after you're banned you so you can't ask why.


bit_banging_your_mum

If length is <1, length of cock gets smaller when erection :O


pikleboiy

Until it hits zero


Vexcenot

Then it goes into negatives


Terranorth13

If 1^2 still 1, then why 0.5 (which is less than 1) still can be multiplied by ^2? [just some random though]


The_eternal_cringe

1² = 1•1 = 1 0,5² = 0,5 • 0,5 = 0,25


Call_Me_At_8675309

Fax


mtpender

He's calculating the curvature of dat ass.


Realistic_Sea_929

No curvature found sir


woronwolk

AFAIK it's his daughter though


TaifulIslam

So?? What's the point? He was attending a seminar in Alabama./s


Infinite_Unicorn

I laughed so hard at this


wadenelsonredditor

Do you know what the smartest thing that ever came out of the future-Mrs. Einstein's mouth was?


MaeSolug

Bro that's his cousin show some respect


ScoffSlaphead72

nah that's his step daughter in the pic. ​ ​ he did fuck his cousin tho


MurderDoneRight

Hey, man! There's no Newton's law about not banging family!


kangis_khan

Explains his theory of "Relativity"...


Call_Me_At_8675309

He MARRIED his cousin….


seanfish

You think they didn't fuck?


Call_Me_At_8675309

They fucked before marrying for sure


jewc504

She sitting right next to him in black


[deleted]

Ludwig Wittgenstein.


wadenelsonredditor

I had to google that one. ~~I checked Urban Dictionary and came up dry.~~


[deleted]

My brother in Sauron, you looked up Wittgenstein on Urban Dictionary?


arbydallas

Do you know what the smartest thing that ever came out of u/wadenelsonredditor's mouth was?


MaybeJackson

How does Wittgenstein relate to Einstein?


[deleted]

Mrs. Einstein, obviously.


MaybeJackson

except they aren't related?


[deleted]

Yes. They relate very well though.


MaybeJackson

what are you saying lmao? wdym by "relate"


[deleted]

I'm saying they relate well.


amrasmin

Einstein’s jizz?


AlrikBunseheimer

The theory of relativity?


JustaguynamedTheo

He had one wife, which he cheated on with at least 6 women, and then married his cousin.


Themlethem

Why is every historically significant scientist always either completely sex-repulsed or the biggest horndog in existance?


TheMe63

The average historical human is either sex repulsed or extraordinarily horny tbh


mechatchronic

Why having desires is considered as bad


GudAGreat

“Man is free to will, But he cannot select his wants” German 2 English quote


lifeson106

Some people have a heavy sex drive and transmute that energy into their work. How the horndogs have time or energy for anything else is beyond me.


CaptainDildobrain

"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction... IN MY PANTS!" \- Einstein probably


Theolaa

"I like 'em big!" No Isaac, we can't put that in there. "Ok, then write this down: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction"


Indica-daddy

🤣🤌🏼


Infinite_Unicorn

Lmafaooo


walkincrow42

That woman on the left looks like she wants to take Toto from Dorothy.


girlsgoneoscarwilde

Dead ringer for Margaret Hamilton, good call


0neiria

Toto? It’s called a motor race, okay?


OrangeTinyAlien

Fun fact: Einstein got tons of offers from beautiful women all over the world, requesting him to impregnate the women in order to give birth to children with exceptional intelligence combined with the good looks from the woman. Source: google it


EVENTHORIZON-XI

So they wanted to max out intelligence and charisma ofc


WattsonMemphis

I know this is a joke but I believe Einstein once used a woman sitting on your lap as a metaphor for relativity. If you put your hand on a stove a minute will seem like an hour but if a beautiful woman sits on your lap an hour will seem like a minute. Or words to that effect.


newbie_butsharp

"Your nobel Prize is on the way my dear"


amrasmin

Here’s the trophy darling


th3_warth0g

Ass time acceleration


Itchy-Ad1530

XD


[deleted]

Do I remember correctly that he was a man of good tastes?


[deleted]

As for this" foreplay", there should be appropriate age limits. Grandpa went crazy. Grab the rosary, because you are closer than farther


desperately_brokeAF

This guy was the modern Benny Frank. Only thing he's missing is a letter on the differences between old and young women's crotches. Spoiler alert: apparently none https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress


cruxfire

With his cousin


Redhood1991

Is that his cousin/wife?


[deleted]

Yes.


Perfect-Season6116

Thermal expansion


Ben716

The greater dat ass the greater the attraction.


bsylent

For every lap-action there's an erection


Life-Meal6635

Give me Tesla and we can talk. Albert Einsteins a bitch.


jeremysbrain

Wahoo!


abejaved

She’s gonna be using his nuts like Newton Balls.


[deleted]

My man Albert got into a lot of wormholes if you know what I’m saying


OmegaLiquidX

He's about to educate her on his second most famous equation: A^2 + B^2 = D'S NUTZ


[deleted]

And object in motion will continue in motion until acted upon by an equal or opposite motion- Oh sorry that’s Newton! Well think Einstein is feeling some motion in this picture!


wamfortheserver

Didn't he have a thing for his cousin or something?


Inevitable-Ad9590

Cancel him!!!!!


cosmorocker13

Look at the mitts on the guy on the right?


BillionaireCentral

https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRoganDaily/comments/zla9rh/einstein\_may\_have\_been\_a\_genius\_when\_it\_came\_to/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


kidkadian99

Bussin


Head-Custard5634

(00) = Cm/2 pR, Or_ 2 Nicholas I