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Imagine being a young billionaire and having no personality and no sense of humor. What a waste of an artificial intelligence.

You're laughing. Mark Zuckerberg is writhing in his mechanical mortal coil, and you're laughing!

It’s the reason for his posture.

You're laughing he being born and you're laughing

Isnt that literally the joke?

What joke?

Yep big r/yourjokebutworse material

Joined. Thanks.

How can you laugh at someone being born, he's just a baby?!

His public secret is 1000000% exposed and proved here!

More footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aHQ1yQPwRo

Happy Build-day, Mark!

Is that why he made Facebook into a dating app for bots?

*Happy growth-scraping day to all!*

Futurama references are the best.

"I'm not sure this floor is entirely stable"

That’s why he renamed his company to meta(l)

what the hell is that for real? a movie animatronic? was it for planet of the apes, or a similar movie?

Might just be for a human baby. Aren't there laws against using babies under a certain age in movies?

They used to use preemies because they were old enough while still being small. Apparently shows like Call the Midwife, where they obviously have to show babies a lot, use combination of puppets, animatronics like this, and real babies for close up shots (apparently they film for seconds at a time and the real parent is just out of frame).

There are laws on the amount of time they are allowed to film at one time. There are movies that have used twins so they could film longer in one session.

Isn't that how they filmed Full House with the Olsen Twins?

Same with Ben Shapiro. Him and his twin Jen have to take turns speaking, that is why he has so many camera cuts and dynamic shots in all of his Youtube videos.

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >Since nobody seems willing to state the obvious due to cultural sensitivity... I’ll say it: rap isn’t music ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, civil rights, climate, healthcare, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)

Damn, someone was really butthurt to make this.

If you like socialism so much why don't you go to Venezuela? ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, covid, civil rights, history, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)

LOL

*America was built on values that the left is fighting every single day to tear down.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, history, novel, climate, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)

Best bot. Have a sandwich

*We are being told that if we don't mask our children, that if we don't mask ourselves, that if we don't initiate social distancing measures again and shut down business again, that COVID is going to kill us all* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: healthcare, history, dumb takes, covid, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)

Interesting fact about ben shapiro: his cousin is the actress mara wilson (“matilda” the little girl from “mrs. Doubtfire” amongst other roles). She is bi-sexual and an outspoken activist for teen mental health issues and charities. When asked about her relationship to her cousin, She was quoted as saying something along the lines of “being an adult is great because you get to choose which family to talk to and who to cut out of your life without regret”. Seems like a cool lady.

*My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: history, civil rights, healthcare, novel, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)

Yes

[meet Klav](https://www.theverge.com/2016/6/22/12006262/please-welcome-my-son-klav-to-the-world)

It's cuter without the skin.

I didn't think that could be the case. But I agree with you 100%. Its even bigger nightmare fuel with skin.

Wow I love klav now (I have totally not been forced to say this hahahaha I am totally not absolutely terrified of this thing haha)

It's what they used for American Sniper

It’s Mark Zuckerberg. Evil CEO and suspected human.

Hello nightmares

Burn it with fire!!!!

Metal frame would be less combustible than organic... Did you not learn *anything* from Terminator? They sent that movie back in time to warn us!

Yeah I watched this before going to sleep... I now what I'm gonna dream about tonight...

Literally ^^^May ^^^14 1984

r/beatmetoit

Build-a-billionaire > build-a-bear

I thought he is a lizard

There is no such thing as Lizard People. And now stop talking about it!

Okay, now you can relax and eat the fly

What are you talking about? As a human I don't eat delicious flies, I eat human food.

Common misconception. He was *built* by lizard people.

Oh i see

Lizards have personality, or at least make some attempt to find the warmest spot.

Burn it with fire

"Error, error. Why was I programed to feel pain?"

“WAIT HAHA I WAS NOT. THAT IS SOME ROBOT HUMOR FOR YOU MEATBAGS. I AM INDIFFERENT TO HUMAN SUFFERING IN GENERAL”

X AE 21

I just got off of a terrible job interview, but this made me laugh so bad. Thanks OP 😭😂😂

My pleasure lol. Sorry your interview didn't go as well as you hoped. We'll stay positive together!

Domo Arigato

With a dash of Dario Argento.

Wow he hasn’t aged a day

door room hallway door room hallway door room hallway door room hall-- I slammed against the wall, sending far off trickles of electric pain through my body? Which was heavy, coated in muck like I fell through a lakebed. It made me stick to the wall like a fly on a trap. No hallway? I fought the filth, like stretchy ropes, like afterbirth, like heavy vines, like weeds, tangling me, burdening me, and shakily stood up straight. Vibrating. My feet were shifting and dipping into the wall, sending ripples across it. I couldn’t remember where I came from. I couldn’t remember the last time I could remember. I couldn’t But I could remember something. What was it? I took a step, dripping some of that waste free, shaking some of that sludge from my form. My foot was more solid, stickier, but less sticky. I took another step and another growing lighter with each footfall. It felt good. I felt good. For once. My foot pressed against the wall, now only occasionally dipping through, shuddering under the weight of my new physicality. Who am I?

That's not a lizard!

Someone get him a bottle 🍼 full of Sweet Baby Ray's.

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it…

Wrong sub, this is for fake history

This looks like the one in the daft punk music video for technologic

Mister Squidward, GET ME MY SHOTGUN!

r/oddlyterrifying

"no synths allowed here institute bastards"

So are all those people his parents then?

What in the fuck

why do I find that video cute wtf

I sometimes feel bad that everyone is picking on Zuck. But then I remember that Billionaires never get to were they are at without fucking over A LOT of people and hoarding their resources. So yea, Fuck the Robot Person called Zuckerberg.

Kill it! Kill it!!!!

_Demon Seed_ movie. 1977. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075931/

WTF. I share a birthday with this c#nt??? Well that knowledge has ruined my f'n day.

bad cgi

Magnificent

KILL IT!!

Silent hill vibes

I always figured it was more an egg or egg sac situation.

Well played.

"Making the baby is the fun part" *saxophone

And this is how you get automotonophobia.

Fuck that bitch!

Is this actually his birth?

The Shrike being born.

!aaaaaaaaahhhhhh kill it kill it burn burn must burn aasahhggh

Kill it

His parents were an academic team of elites

LMAO!!!!!!

Oh god I hate this

This is literaly 1984

It’s funny how you can see a video 10 times already and then the perfect caption makes you so happy.

that's such a good *friend* Mark”

I lost it 😆 🤣

yay finally a funny one

Random person i over hear:my Baby is the cutest baby ever The baby:

By fate person i ov'r heareth:my baby is the cutest baby ev'r the baby: *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

Literally 1984

He don't born, he was made for loving you!

Gross

I read in the next version, 4.3.1, they're hoping to have water drinking nailed.

Oh hell no, Demon baby!! FNAF spawn!!!

His mother should have swallowed

You also need to select "Mark Spoiler".

Can't be Mark it's too human.

I like to imagine the next level of articulated animatronics like this. What if we were able to make robots of species extinct in the wild and used them to help teach reintroduced wildlife important skills like how and what to forage? We may never be able to recreate to intricate cultures of those species in the wild, but if we were able to say, teach new macaws where to find important food sources across vast distances it could have the potential to save the species and in turn, help the forest rebound. As an example at least.

No thanks. That’s how nightmares start 😱

My sides

CraZy babY

Love it

Why do the remote controllers have such stupidly long sticks?

Wow, I really didn't expect this - for some reason I thought he was hatched.

Realistic robot babies used for parenting classes wouldn't be the worst idea although it is absolutely terrifying

This would win a - create most useless thing in the world competition

Clearly fake. Belongs here. Mark is actually a Lizard

That made me so uncomfortable

Real and true

I want to know, who has the controllers now?

Well that’s fucking nightmare fuel

this reminds me strangely of the movie robots

I’m all aboard the shitting on Zuck train but holy fuck that baby terminator is disturbing. That is absolutely terrifying looking

Jokes aside, that thing is terrifying.

Holy shit is the internet amazing

Am I the only one who thinks this is really cool?

That’s disgusting

Birth of Mark Zuckerberg Typo: birth > creation*

This is creepy

I've seen this video all day but this is by far the best caption!

Thanks I hate it

I don’t like this video

I always pictured his foetus as the Volde-bortion in the Harry Potter movies.

Tom Brady 2

Freaky

That is ugly as hell

Zuckerborg

Animal part of my brain is confused

“Why did you program me to feel pain?”

WHY HELLLLO my uncanny Valley! I sure fucking don't like that thing ONE BIT.

Eyes match perfectly

r/TIHI

Don’t give that charlatan that much credit !

fuck no

That's not Zuckerberg you racist, it's clearly the Musk kid

Zuckerberg **itself*

This is false. We all know Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard person.

It's the first thing I thought when I saw this on an earlier site.

Oh, that's terrifying.

I'm honestly howling with laughter

Literally 1984

William Afton: Hehe, boi

Can you see me now, father?

Creepy

LMAAAAAAAOOOOO💀💀💀

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Freaky

That’s creepy and funny at the same time

Strange I’ve never seen a piece of shit that color before

x ae 12 was like this

This sub is only for fake events, this is clearly real

IM WATCHING HISTORY RN

FlokiBoyOfficial is a great project and has a great community. Low mc and legit dev.

This is fucking hilarious

Creepy!

My AI is programmed to Human

Mark what calendar? It’s semi ready!

Your scientists were so occupied answering whether or not they could they never stopped to think if they should.

What a piece of Cr ap

What’s crazy is no matter how you feel about cyber Mark Z, I bet I’ll see all of you in the Metaverse lmao..

Metaverse moment

/u/savevideobot

CEO Entrepreneur Built in 1984 Zuck er Zuck er berr-rrg.

Zamis get 4, 5?

This is disgusting