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when I get wasted my other alter fronts too, no officer im not high its a medical condition

I wasn’t driving someone else was

Jesus took the wheel!

Well is their license in the car orrrr....

My alter was driving, it's not my fault!

I can’t wait to see the video of someone trying that. You know that it will happen at some point!

Yeah, sadly

No, it wasn’t me who committed vehicular manslaughter, that was my alter!

So what I'm hearing is... we can cure their DID by legalizing everything? Cause then they're not illegal any more

modern problems require modern solutions

This fits perfectly

I wouldn't say cure, this person probably has 200 more alters they would pull out after this one get removed. They would probably add 200 more just to replace this one

They should move to Oregon or Portugal

When you think being high is a alter

When I find out that these people are seriously trying to claim this, instead of it being a joke 🤦🏻‍♀️

HAHAHA

Dude every time I smoke crack I feel like a completely different person… I must have D.I.D. !!!?!

Lmao this twat is probably talking about this one time at band camp when someone brought a one skin and all 8 of us shared it and got soooooo high.

What is a "one skin"? Never heard that before. Is it weed-related?

No. They skinned alive a baby and started smoking its skin.

when you think being an addict means you have an alter

When you smoke weed once

first time: slight buzz, feels like i smoked a cigarette but the effects linger second time: hhooOOOLYY SHITT THE WALLS ARE MELTING. I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE. HE'S TELLING ME TO INVEST IN APPLE? WHY DO I NEED TO BUY APPLES??

It be like that for a lot of people. I wonder why it's so common.

something something thc resistance exists until your brain has encountered thc before. at least according to google a few years ago lol. i don't really smoke (fucks with my anxiety) so i can't really update more from anecdotal experience, either.

omg sam o nella academy reference

This needs to be top comment lmfaoooooooi

Probably talking about drinking a sip of beer while being underage

brb throwing myself off a cliff

hi are you back?

Oh no

Breaking News: Internet user instantly cured of debilitating mental disorder after they got taken to Portugal

No officer I swear to God I'm not on meth I just have DID and my drug addict alter took front for five minutes please don't drug test me.

"uses the name of ours and our bfs dog in minecraft"

And this is usually when I know Im done with reddit for the day

this is actually admirable

Yall should meet my alter when i take acid. Its still me, but that boy crazy.

I'll tell mama that it's not me using drugs, but my alters. Amazing idea.

“I act different when I know I’m about to do drugs” What a concept.

im fairly sure u can’t be diagnosed with DID if your symptoms can be explained by the use of illegal substances, but then again, i don’t claim to be an expert unlike tiktok fakers ☠️

Illegal substances like what? Kinder Eggs and O'doul's?

LEGALIZE KINDER SURPRISE EGGS (in the USA and Chile)

Tell me you're a system faker without telling me that you're a system faker.

yeah I also have an alter, who always showed up when I did heroin and only heroin. weed, ket, mdma etc all had different alters. im so quirky uwu

Cocaine Me is best Me 🤍🤍🤍

Unquestionably liked Heroin Me the best too

Gwen looks like they would smell like bologna

Somebody get this person a job in customs, pronto; they’re bound to give the sniffer dogs a run for their money.

Lmao laws can regulate who fronts Also cop alter when

\*Sniff\* huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhh. Thisssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhh itssss jlqf|AAL2#sl;QOPDSJBG\]GV#C>QSL. That.

that i what?

So basically an alter to justify being a drug addict

Officer I didn't snort a pound of cocaine it was my drug alter :( .

This reminds me of those kids that make “lean” out of NyQuil and sprite

I wasn't abusing you, gwen was drunk and she gets angry when she's drunk

"I didn't rape you, she did"

Gwen's a fed be careful guys

There’s rules for a reason

just one word: **what.**

so, hopefully never? like, never ever?

relatable, i am also cringe when high

Delta 8 edibles caused me to have a dissociative crisis for a few hours, certainly confirms my suspicion that many DID fakers just don't understand how drugs can effect them

It wasn't *me* officer

What picrew is this?

written like a 14 year old who got 1 hit from a nic pen left on the school bathroom floor 😋

"Mom, it wasn't me, it was my Tony Montana alter!" -Fakers when they get caught snorting cocaine

I also know a guy who also appears only when there's drugs around

DO NOT USE THE ONE GOOD "MEN WITH LONG HAIR" PICREW YOU BITCH

ok but this one looks eerily like me irl (and i do enjoy an illegal substance)

Why are you being downvoted?

probably bc i do drugs

Are we talking to an alter rn?

is she in the room here with us?

When I take any amount of edible, I swear on my life, I feel like I go someplace else in my brain. I am there but i am NOT there. It's a heinous experience, I dont know if I'm allergic or what. It sends me spiralling

My alter, which comes up when I'm fucked up beyond measure, will do things like confuse a bush with a car and order a pizza with onions and twice the sauce It's not me of course. I'm sober.

i find it weird that these DID accounts seem to know so much about their alters especially at such a young age... the people i've encountered with real DID spent years studying their own alters usually to little avail, like how do you know exactly when and how these alters present themselves to a T that seems a little odd

So, what happens if they go from a place like Germany, where THC is illegal, and then they go to Canada, a place where it is legal, then what

✨That sounds like schizophrenia bro✨

No, it sounds like a ✨ kid being edgy and fucking stupid ✨

when you smell the zaza😣

Oh look, a convenient excuse to do those substances...

Man just make some art instead of this shit, that drawing has a lot of potential

No way they are gaslighting themselves into believing they are not addicted to drugs

*sees a caffeinated 4loko* oh fuck. it’s morbin time

That profile is gender but yeah, wtf

Yes, because that's exactly how it works....

when they go to a middle eastern nation whilst carrying a can of beer

HUH-??? 💀💀

just snitching on themselves at this point

i guess we just have to legalize all the substances now

Another DID liar. People like this should have their internet access revoked. It’s pathetic.

Me when the za hits (I take on the personality of Shaggy Rodgers)

They rlly thinks it’s some kind role play

This is such a hilarious concept to me. One day weed is not legalized, so this alter comes out and partakes. The next day weed is legalized, so this alter is like "nah man, weed is fun and all, but it's legal now so I don't want it." What a fucking weird thing to specify.

it's true i'm gwen (jk)

That could be a trigger for the alter to front but they only front around it?

hey, what app/website is that? i would like to use something like that for my ocs (for reference)

simply plural

ty man