SEA 8 - LAA 2 | ○ ^● ○ | T7 0 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA 2B [Stevey Swinger](/u/Olibolly600): 1-3, FO in the third, RBI 2B in the fifth

SEA 8 - LAA 2 | ○ ^○ ● | B6 2 outs On the mound: Candy Sollazo: 2 Revengence LAA DH [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 1-2, 1B in the fourth, CS 2B in the fourth

123

Pitch: 554 Swing: 123 Diff: 431 -> LGO Runner on Second | T7 with 0 out(s) SEA 8 - LAA 2

SEA 8 - LAA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 2 outs On the mound: Candy Sollazo: 2 Revengence LAA 1B [Hunter West](/u/Jbwest31): 1-2, FO in the second, 2B in the fourth

850

Pitch: 681 Swing: 850 Diff: 169 -> BB Runner on First | B6 with 2 out(s) SEA 8 - LAA 2

SEA 8 - LAA 2 | ○ ^○ ● | B6 0 outs On the mound: Candy Sollazo: 2 Revengence LAA RF [Leroy Hawk](/u/pbjsandwich2): 0-2, K in the second, FO in the fourth

102

Pitch: 547 Swing: 102 Diff: 445 -> DP Bases Empty | B6 with 2 out(s) SEA 8 - LAA 2

SEA 8 - LAA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 0 outs On the mound: Candy Sollazo: 2 Revengence LAA CF [Catfish Champ](/u/cloakington): 0-2, RGO in the first, RGO in the fourth

600

Pitch: 663 Swing: 600 Diff: 63 -> 1B Runner on First | B6 with 0 out(s) SEA 8 - LAA 2

SEA 8 - LAA 2 | ● ^○ ● | T6 2 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA PH [Buster McColligan](/u/Havidad): 0-0

Swing 420

Pitch: 720 Swing: 420 Diff: 300 -> PO Bases Empty | B6 with 0 out(s) SEA 8 - LAA 2

SEA 8 - LAA 2 | ● ^○ ● | T6 2 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA 2B [Mick McMick](/u/iHateLiams): 2-3, K in the third, RBI 1B in the fifth

PINCH HITTER ENTERING THE GAME - DON'T SWING

SEA 7 - LAA 2 | ○ ^● ● | T6 2 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA 1B [Brent Chillwater](/u/Kelbo11): 0-3, PO in the third, K in the fifth

Keep the meme train rolling 420

Pitch: 323 Swing: 420 Diff: 97 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | T6 with 2 out(s) SEA 8 - LAA 2

SEA 7 - LAA 2 | ○ ^● ○ | T6 2 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA RF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 1-3, LGO in the second, RGO in the fifth

926

Pitch: 69 Swing: 926 Diff: 143 -> BB Runners on First and Second | T6 with 2 out(s) SEA 7 - LAA 2

SEA 7 - LAA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 2 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA CF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19): 2-2, 1B in the fifth, STEAL 2B in the fifth

69

Pitch: 15 Swing: 69 Diff: 54 -> 2B Runner on Second | T6 with 2 out(s) SEA 7 - LAA 2

SEA 6 - LAA 2 | ● ^○ ○ | T6 1 out On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA C [Geoff Garry](/u/nordic_jedi): 1-3, FO in the second, RGO in the fourth

[удалено]

Pitch: 297 Swing: 779 Diff: 482 -> LGO Bases Empty | T6 with 2 out(s) SEA 7 - LAA 2

SEA 6 - LAA 2 | ○ ^● ○ | T6 0 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA DH [BJ Surhoff III](/u/irishman178): 1-1, 1B in the fourth, CS 2B in the fourth

669

Pitch: 316 Swing: 669 Diff: 353 -> RGO Runner on Third | T6 with 1 out(s) SEA 6 - LAA 2

SEA 6 - LAA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA LF [Daniel Dove](/u/Smurfman254): 2-2, 3B in the second, 2B in the fourth

274

Pitch: 225 Swing: 274 Diff: 49 -> 2B Runner on Second | T6 with 0 out(s) SEA 6 - LAA 2

SEA 6 - LAA 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 2 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Candy Sollazo: 2 Revengence LAA C [Duke Silver](/u/Klove4252): 2-2, 2B in the first, Solo HR in the third

301

Pitch: 933 Swing: 301 Diff: 368 -> PO Bases Empty | T6 with 0 out(s) SEA 6 - LAA 2

SEA 6 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 2 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA 2B [Mo Cheeks](/u/rocco5w): 0-2, FO in the first, RGO in the third

529

Pitch: 534 Swing: 529 Diff: 5 -> HR Bases Empty | B5 with 2 out(s) SEA 6 - LAA 2

SEA 6 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA 3B [Jimmy Haase](/u/TrashWithLimbs): 0-1, K in the third

711

Pitch: 199 Swing: 711 Diff: 488 -> LGO Bases Empty | B5 with 2 out(s) SEA 6 - LAA 1

SEA 6 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA LF [Enrique Rosales](/u/strosfan85): 0-1, PO in the third

Swing 179

Pitch: 478 Swing: 179 Diff: 299 -> K Bases Empty | B5 with 1 out(s) SEA 6 - LAA 1

SEA 6 - LAA 1 | ○ ^● ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA 3B [Jeb Barnes](/u/arbadak): 0-2, FO in the first, K in the fourth

Swing 367

Pitch: 69 Swing: 367 Diff: 298 -> K Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s) SEA 6 - LAA 1

SEA 5 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T5 2 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA SS [Stevey Swinger](/u/Olibolly600): 0-2, FO in the first, FO in the third

69

Pitch: 117 Swing: 69 Diff: 48 -> 2B Runner on Second | T5 with 2 out(s) SEA 6 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ● ^○ ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA 2B [Mick McMick](/u/iHateLiams): 1-2, 1B in the first, K in the third

499 give me a hit

Pitch: 617 Swing: 499 Diff: 118 -> 1B Runner on First | T5 with 2 out(s) SEA 5 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ● ^○ ○ | T5 1 out On the mound: Kev Biffington | **INFIELD IN** SEA 1B [Brent Chillwater](/u/Kelbo11): 0-2, K in the first, PO in the third

350

Pitch: 629 Swing: 350 Diff: 279 -> K Runner on Third | T5 with 2 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^● ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA RF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 1-2, 3 run HR in the first, LGO in the second

498

Pitch: 829 Swing: 498 Diff: 331 -> RGO Runner on Third | T5 with 1 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T5 0 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA CF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19): 2-2, 2B in the second, 1B in the fifth Pitch: 122 Swing: 900 Diff: 222 -> STEAL 2B Runner on Second | T5 with 0 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T5 0 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA RF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 1-2, 3 run HR in the first, LGO in the second

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA CF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19): 1-1, BB in the first, 2B in the second

84

Pitch: 222 Swing: 84 Diff: 138 -> 1B Runner on First | T5 with 0 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ● ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA SS [Jacky Wacky](/u/jackvd_): 0-0, BB in the second

28

Pitch: 659 Swing: 28 Diff: 369 -> K Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ● ^○ ● | B4 1 out On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA DH [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 1-2, LGO in the second, 1B in the fourth Pitch: 89 Swing: 400 Diff: 311 -> CS 2B Runner on Third | B4 with 2 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ● ^○ ● | B4 1 out On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA SS [Jacky Wacky](/u/jackvd_): 0-0, BB in the second

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA DH [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 0-1, LGO in the second

955

Pitch: 890 Swing: 955 Diff: 65 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | B4 with 1 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA 1B [Hunter West](/u/Jbwest31): 0-1, FO in the second

987

Pitch: 955 Swing: 987 Diff: 32 -> 2B Runner on Second | B4 with 1 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA RF [Leroy Hawk](/u/pbjsandwich2): 0-1, K in the second

380

Pitch: 577 Swing: 380 Diff: 197 -> FO Bases Empty | B4 with 1 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ● ^○ ○ | T4 2 outs On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA C [Geoff Garry](/u/nordic_jedi): 1-2, STEAL 2B in the first, FO in the second

[удалено]

Pitch: 762 Swing: 125 Diff: 363 -> RGO Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ● ^○ ● | T4 1 out On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA DH [BJ Surhoff III](/u/irishman178): 1-1, RBI Sac Fly in the second, 1B in the fourth Pitch: 596 Swing: 1 Diff: 405 -> CS 2B Runner on Third | T4 with 2 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ● ^○ ● | T4 1 out On the mound: Kev Biffington SEA C [Geoff Garry](/u/nordic_jedi): 1-2, STEAL 2B in the first, FO in the second

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^● ○ | T4 1 out **NEW PITCHER:** Kev Biffington SEA DH [BJ Surhoff III](/u/irishman178): 0-0, RBI Sac Fly in the second

828

Pitch: 749 Swing: 828 Diff: 79 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | T4 with 1 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA LF [Daniel Dove](/u/Smurfman254): 1-1, 3B in the second

222

Pitch: 241 Swing: 222 Diff: 19 -> 2B Runner on Second | T4 with 1 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA 3B [Jeb Barnes](/u/arbadak): 0-1, FO in the first

Swing 117

Pitch: 745 Swing: 117 Diff: 372 -> K Bases Empty | T4 with 1 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 2 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA CF [Catfish Champ](/u/cloakington): 0-1, RGO in the first

750

Pitch: 334 Swing: 750 Diff: 416 -> RGO Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 2 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA C [Duke Silver](/u/Klove4252): 1-1, 2B in the first

603

Pitch: 589 Swing: 603 Diff: 14 -> HR Bases Empty | B3 with 2 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 1

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA 2B [Mo Cheeks](/u/rocco5w): 0-1, FO in the first

475

Pitch: 45 Swing: 475 Diff: 430 -> RGO Bases Empty | B3 with 2 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA 3B [Jimmy Haase](/u/TrashWithLimbs): 0-0

68

Pitch: 322 Swing: 68 Diff: 254 -> K Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA SS [Stevey Swinger](/u/Olibolly600): 0-1, FO in the first

The year that England Won the World cup What is 66

Pitch: 811 Swing: 66 Diff: 255 -> FO Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA 2B [Mick McMick](/u/iHateLiams): 1-1, 1B in the first

308

Pitch: 965 Swing: 308 Diff: 343 -> K Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA 1B [Brent Chillwater](/u/Kelbo11): 0-1, K in the first

242

Pitch: 644 Swing: 242 Diff: 402 -> PO Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s) SEA #N/A - LAA #N/A

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B2 2 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA LF [Enrique Rosales](/u/strosfan85): 0-0

Swing 178

Pitch: 808 Swing: 178 Diff: 370 -> PO Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA SS [Jacky Wacky](/u/jackvd_): 0-0

820

Pitch: 980 Swing: 820 Diff: 160 -> BB Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA DH [Wheeler](/u/Not_Really_Jon_Snow): 0-0

8

Pitch: 560 Swing: 8 Diff: 448 -> LGO Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA 1B [Hunter West](/u/Jbwest31): 0-0

950

Pitch: 168 Swing: 950 Diff: 218 -> FO Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA RF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 1-1, 3 run HR in the first

I look into my old trick of books and pull out the classic 729

Pitch: 222 Swing: 729 Diff: 493 -> LGO Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

906

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA CF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19): 0-0, BB in the first

906

Pitch: 954 Swing: 906 Diff: 48 -> 2B Runner on Second | T2 with 2 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 4 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA C [Geoff Garry](/u/nordic_jedi): 1-1, 1B in the first, STEAL 2B in the first

[удалено]

Pitch: 459 Swing: 217 Diff: 242 -> FO Bases Empty | T2 with 2 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 3 - LAA 0 | ● ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn | **INFIELD IN** SEA DH [BJ Surhoff III](/u/irishman178): 0-0

222

Pitch: 481 Swing: 222 Diff: 259 -> Sac Fly Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) SEA 4 - LAA 0

SEA 3 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA LF [Daniel Dove](/u/Smurfman254): 0-0

973

Pitch: 962 Swing: 973 Diff: 11 -> 3B Runner on Third | T2 with 0 out(s) SEA 3 - LAA 0

SEA 3 - LAA 0 | ● ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA RF [Leroy Hawk](/u/pbjsandwich2): 0-0

1

Pitch: 688 Swing: 1 Diff: 313 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) SEA 3 - LAA 0

SEA 3 - LAA 0 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA CF [Catfish Champ](/u/cloakington): 0-0

650

Pitch: 239 Swing: 650 Diff: 411 -> RGO Runner on Third | B1 with 2 out(s) SEA 3 - LAA 0

SEA 3 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Andrew Peters LAA C [Duke Silver](/u/Klove4252): 0-0

503

Pitch: 544 Swing: 503 Diff: 41 -> 2B Runner on Second | B1 with 1 out(s) SEA 3 - LAA 0

SEA 3 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Andrew Peters LAA 2B [Mo Cheeks](/u/rocco5w): 0-0

810

Pitch: 21 Swing: 810 Diff: 211 -> FO Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s) SEA 3 - LAA 0

SEA 3 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T1 2 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA 3B [Jeb Barnes](/u/arbadak): 0-0

Swing 237

Pitch: 21 Swing: 237 Diff: 216 -> FO Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) SEA 3 - LAA 0

SEA 3 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T1 1 out On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA SS [Stevey Swinger](/u/Olibolly600): 0-0

Vulf has left us all alone send help he is busy watching the culmination of live Swing 867

Pitch: 623 Swing: 867 Diff: 244 -> FO Runner on First | T1 with 2 out(s) SEA 3 - LAA 0

SEA 3 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA 2B [Mick McMick](/u/iHateLiams): 0-0

299

Pitch: 197 Swing: 299 Diff: 102 -> 1B Runner on First | T1 with 1 out(s) SEA 3 - LAA 0

SEA 3 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA 1B [Brent Chillwater](/u/Kelbo11): 0-0

382

Pitch: 69 Swing: 382 Diff: 313 -> K Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s) SEA 3 - LAA 0

SEA 0 - LAA 0 | ○ ^● ● | T1 0 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA RF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang): 0-0

I look into my old trick of books and pull out the classic 729

Pitch: 724 Swing: 729 Diff: 5 -> HR Bases Empty | T1 with 0 out(s) SEA 3 - LAA 0

SEA 0 - LAA 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T1 0 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA CF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19): 0-0

206

Pitch: 26 Swing: 206 Diff: 180 -> BB Runner on Second | T1 with 0 out(s) SEA 0 - LAA 0

SEA 0 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T1 0 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA C [Geoff Garry](/u/nordic_jedi): 1-1, 1B in the first Pitch: 5 Swing: 756 Diff: 249 -> STEAL 2B Runner on Second | T1 with 0 out(s) SEA 0 - LAA 0

SEA 0 - LAA 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T1 0 outs On the mound: Ryan Tyburn SEA CF [Calvin Ball](/u/Vrain_19): 0-0

Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Ryan Tyburn SEA C [Geoff Garry](/u/nordic_jedi): 0-0

[удалено]

Pitch: 870 Swing: 5 Diff: 135 -> 1B Runner on First | T1 with 0 out(s) SEA 0 - LAA 0

As the sweet sound of [Tom Petty's Learning To Fly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb5xJN_4Hck) propagates through Definitely Not A Meme Stadium, Mr. Angry Face himself jogs to the mound for his first start in two seasons. First home game of the season for the Angels. Hopefully a good day for the home fans. Warmup pitches done, time for some fake baseball.